The old fogey spirit didn't understand Zhao Youliang's cunning, but Chang Jie, a newcomer, did.
So he spoke weakly, trying to explain for Zhao Youliang.
"Old Immortal Grasshopper, you've misunderstood quantum mechanics."
"He didn't mean fistfights, he meant using explosives, what's called TNT online."
"BOMM! That kind of explosive that can blast mountains is called a detonator by the common people."
As Chang Jie spoke, he shrunk his little body back into the eggshell, and after fiddling around for a while, he poked his body out again "holding" two bundles of detonators.
"Here it is."
"Wow, no way!" Chang Jie's actions naturally surprised everyone.
"Egg Boy, how come you even have detonators?! How do you even know about TNT?!"
"You wouldn't...you didn't go to school, would you? Up to high school?!"
Despite the shock of the crowd, Chang Jie remained listless and dispirited.
"Quantum, you've forgotten, I was raised in your arms by my husband."
"At that time, the gentleman was teaching at the Confucius Institute in Beijing... Oh right, he was also the honorary vice president."
“When he was lecturing to his students, he would hug me, but ordinary people couldn’t see me.”
"Sir, you also had me take various exams... so my academic qualifications should be a master's degree in chemistry."
"And I also speak many languages, not just the Japanese that Dahuang speaks."
"What?! A master's degree?!" Chang Jie's shocking words left Zhao Youliang and Li Mao, the two vagrants, completely dumbfounded and filled them with a deep sense of inferiority.
Is this the difference between ordinary people and aristocratic families?
Is the cultivation world really that weary now? They're all demanding academic qualifications now?!
Thinking of this, Zhao Youliang became even more dejected—it's been a long time since there were educational requirements!
People online have said that nowadays you need a bachelor's degree to become a monk.
So even if Zhao Youliang and Li Mao, these two vagrants, wanted to become monks, no one would want them...
While feeling inferior, Zhao Youliang also wanted to give Liao Zhiyuan a hard time.
After all, if someone else is also feeling bad when you're feeling down, you'll feel much better.
Then this guy said in a cheeky tone, "Hey Liao, what's your educational background? Did you finish junior high school?"
Liao Zhiyuan was indeed quite annoyed: "Brother Quantum, aren't you just exposing my shortcomings... Of course I'm not as good as Brother Chang Jie."
"Although I am also a master's student at the Confucius Institute, my graduation grades are not comparable to those of Brother Chang Jie."
"Besides, I only know four foreign languages, which is no match for Brother Chang Jie."
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Damn it, I was just being a smart aleck, I didn't even need to ask you!"
"I sat up abruptly from my dying dream, realizing that I was still the same drifter... and Li Mao was there too."
Li Mao was clearly unhappy with Zhao Youliang's attempt to drag him into this mess.
With her last bit of stubbornness, she straightened her neck and said, "I... I finished junior high school. Quantum, you didn't finish junior high school!"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"groove!"
Seeing that he was the only one left among the "clowns," Zhao Youliang became even more frustrated and quickly changed the subject.
"Egg Boy, where did you get that detonator?"
"Don't ever tell me that you have a laboratory and that you just tinkered with things at home."
Fortunately, this time Chang Jie did not attack Zhao Youliang, but honestly and truthfully "confessed".
"The master wouldn't let me make such dangerous things. The detonator was given to me by the young general so that I could use it as firecrackers and 'set off' it during the New Year."
"The young general knows a lot about explosions, and he gave me a lot of different kinds of detonators and homemade bombs."
"The most despicable thing in there is the poop bomb... all kinds of poop bombs made of poop."
Upon hearing that it was the young general's doing, Zhao Youliang and the others were immediately relieved.
As the saying goes: anything produced by the young general is bound to be a masterpiece... a masterpiece of utter depravity.
If used properly, it can definitely give the zombies a run for their money!
Even if the bomb doesn't kill that old guy, it will leave him with psychological trauma that will take him a lifetime to heal.
After deciding on the plan, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan discussed how to lure the snake out of its hole.
Of course, Chang Jie opposed this plan.
It wasn't that I opposed the content of the plan, but rather that I was very sensitive to the word "snake."
Because his father, Master Chang, had fallen for the enemy's trick of "luring the giant snake out of its hole" many times.
Upon hearing that it involved the national guardian beast, Master Chang, Zhao Youliang hurriedly changed the name of the plan to "Rotten Meat and Flies".
In other words, use bait that the backward-walking corpse can't refuse to lure him into the ambush.
As for the "rotten meat"... Zhao Youliang has the bait ready-made—Li Mao and the rogue dog!
To be precise, it was the Seven Tragic Stones within their bodies.
Although Zhao Youliang didn't know why the walking corpse wanted to collect the Seven Tragic Stones, judging from the fact that the puppet had been stealing them for more than ten years, the Seven Tragic Stones must be very important to him.
Perhaps, like the corpse-driver Zhao Hongwei, he needs to use the Seven Miserable Stones to train himself into an even more powerful zombie.
When Zhao Youliang revealed his "strategic plan," he was immediately subjected to a brutal beating by a group of thugs.
Zhao Youliang's act of daring to put Master Huang in such danger is truly outrageous!
While Zhao Youliang was being beaten, everyone else couldn't help but turn their heads away and refuse to watch.
Because the beating was just too brutal.
The grasshopper spirit even shed tears of heartache, muttering, "Quantum, you're such a smart kid, why don't you learn your lesson? Why did you have to provoke Master Huang?"
"Look what you've done to yourself! You've even thrown up your dinner from last night... It's so disgusting..."
Unlike the others, Li Mao displayed a fearless and courageous spirit this time.
Mustering his courage, he tried to persuade the rogue dog: "Brother Dog, Brother Dog, don't fight Quantum anymore... wait until later, but remember this beating for now."
"We still need him to deal with that bastard, the zombie."
"Also, you don't need to be the bait, Dog Bro, I'll go!"
"I'm going all out to avenge my wife and children!"
Hearing that he wouldn't have to risk his life, the big yellow dog's mood improved considerably.
After kicking Zhao Youliang twice, he released him and also withdrew the little dog leg that had been kicking Zhao Youliang's crotch.
"Woof woof woof!"
The big yellow dog barked wildly, and Chang Jie weakly helped with the translation.
“Quantum, Da Huang said he knows the approximate location of the backward zombies. He has a keen sense of smell and can detect it.”
"We can ambush nearby and plant bombs and landmines."
"Besides, he has a special trick to deal with backwards zombies, just you wait and see."
"Is that so?" Zhao Youliang groaned as he got up with the help of the grasshopper spirit.
"Sir, you'll be counting on your skills then."
"If the landmines don't kill that old bastard, you'd better hold on."
Big yellow dog: "Woof woof woof!!"
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