The small wooden knife ignored Zhao Youliang's feelings and continued to stab at the "open space" as always.
Then, with a muffled groan, the dead child created by the "Skeleton Array"—the child of the worker who built the temple—slowly revealed itself.
Behind the dead child was none other than Master Cao.
"Sister Cao, what are you doing here?!"
"Could it be...could it be that this brat is the new spirit medium your sect recently invited?!"
As Liao Zhiyuan asked the question, he clutched his kidney and was secretly alarmed. Hadn't the enemy team banded together?
As it turned out, he was right.
The backward-walking corpse and the dead child have now joined forces to deal with Zhao Youliang.
Everything that has happened recently was orchestrated by them.
Seeing this, the big yellow dog, no longer caring about continuing to treat Chang Jie's injuries with its own blood and sweat, started barking wildly at the dead child, all bark and no bite.
Zhao Youliang and the others could still understand what he meant. He was clearly saying, "I'll take Young Master Chang Jie and run first. Quantum, Little Li, and Little Liao, you three will cover our rear!"
"Oh, right, Old Grasshopper will also cover the rear!"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Sir, do you really think we and the old steel plate immortal are capable of handling the rearguard work in our current state?"
"We're almost dead even without anyone lifting a finger..."
Despite his complaints, Zhao Youliang still managed to get up with Liao Zhiyuan's help.
These two unfortunate brothers, both with large kidneys spurting blood, resolutely stood in front of the inverted zombies and the dead child.
Li Mao was equally resolute: the silly boy first handed the inhuman grasshopper spirit to the big yellow dog with a frightened expression, his face full of flattery.
"Brother Dog, Brother Dog, the old immortal is really not going to make it. He can't hold the line."
"Please, have mercy and take him with you... I'll definitely try my best to get back what the old sage has to offer, okay?"
The big yellow dog remained noncommittal upon hearing this, but howled and released its two clones.
The three rogue dogs ran in three different directions, and most amazingly, each of them carried a Chang Jie and a grasshopper spirit on its back.
"this?!"
Everyone was stunned by this incredible scene.
However, to Zhao Youliang's surprise, neither the zombie nor the dead child were pursued.
The backwards zombie seemed to sense Zhao Youliang's doubts and offered an explanation with a cold laugh.
"Although I have integrated the earth veins within a hundred miles and am not afraid of Wanlong Mountain's retaliation, I do not want to provoke powerful enemies at will."
"It's better that the strange egg escaped."
"But you, Zhao Youliang, are doomed today!!"
After the zombie finished speaking, He Xiulian's shrill voice rang out.
"We don't care about others, but Zhao Youliang must die. Who told him to meddle in other people's business!"
After He Xiulian finished speaking, she stared at Hu Xiaochuan with eyes full of resentment.
"And he must die too!!"
Upon hearing this, Hu Xiaochuan was filled with terror and hurriedly knelt down, kowtowing repeatedly to the backward-walking corpse.
"General, you promised me that as long as Zhao Youliang is lured out, you will not harm me or let anything else harm me."
"You'd better keep your word!"
After hearing Hu Xiaochuan's words, the inverted zombie's eerie face was full of cold smiles.
"Rest assured, I am a man of my word, and I will naturally do what I say."
"Besides, even if I wanted to kill you, Lingying wouldn't agree."
"Because you, or rather all of you, are now his toys, hahahaha!"
"Toys?" Hu Xiaochuan was taken aback upon hearing this.
Before he could react, he heard the ghost baby giggle.
Then, with a wave of his stern hand, Hu Xiaochuan instantly transformed into a Ninja Turtle riding a skateboard and wielding two swords.
Not only him, but He Xiulian and Cheng Chun were the same.
They transformed into the other two, who were ninjas and demons.
"Giggle, toy! I love toys!"
Seeing themselves turned into turtles, Hu Xiaochuan and Cheng Chun were able to endure it, or at least they weren't too panicked.
But He Xiulian, who always considered herself an unparalleled beauty, "went crazy": "No! I don't want to look like this!!"
"General, please beg Lord Lingying to turn me back!"
"I'll do anything you ask, as long as I can turn back."
"I will do my best to serve you well!"
When He Xiulian said "serve," she was obviously referring to games between adults.
Everyone understood that.
Therefore, Cheng Chun's expression immediately changed drastically: "Lianmei, you..."
However, before he could finish speaking, the backwards zombie suddenly spoke in a female voice.
"You lowly wench, how dare you seduce my commander! You're asking for death!"
After saying that, he slapped her across the face. He Xiulian screamed and flew out, then fell to the ground with a thud.
He screamed in agony and couldn't get up for a long time.
Only when everyone saw this scene did they realize that the backward walking corpse was hermaphroditic, having merged with its own woman.
He Xiulian was seducing someone's husband in front of his wife; no wonder she got beaten up.
After He Xiulian was beaten, the walking corpse suddenly became enraged.
The man's side slapped the woman's side hard across the back.
"You wretch, what I do is none of your business!"
"I liked that slut from earlier, I'll take her as a concubine tonight!!"
Hearing the words of the male zombie, He Xiulian grasped at the last straw like a drowning person grabbing at a drowning person.
She quickly got up and struck what she considered the most alluring pose.
However, she is still a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle, so she looks really strange.
"My lord, she is willing to marry you and will listen to whatever you say."
"I will definitely obey and make the commander-in-chief satisfied..."
Seeing the male zombie and He Xiulian acting like adulterers, how could the female zombie bear it?
While angrily cursing He Xiulian as a "shameless wretch," he raised his hand to slap her across the face again.
The male zombie hurriedly stopped him.
And so the "two sides" started arguing, and even started fighting each other—fighting themselves.
They slapped him across the face and pounded his chest, thoroughly enjoying themselves.
This amazing scene amused Li Mao, a bystander.
All that's missing is a small stool and a handful of sunflower seeds.
"Hey, they've started fighting! They've really started fighting! Quantum, look!"
"That slutty old woman named He Xiulian is a real troublemaker; the enemy is fighting amongst themselves."
At this point, Li Mao suddenly stopped, staring into deep thought at the androgynous, brutally fighting backwards zombies.
"So here's the question: Quantum, if this couple gets divorced, how will their assets... and their bodies be divided?"
"We can't just split it in half and then each have one, can we?"
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Hey Li, at a time like this, you still have the mind to care about their divorce and division of assets?"
"Should I go over and ask the zombies for you? If that doesn't work, grab a kitchen knife and split them in half!"
Li Mao was foolish and obviously didn't understand Zhao Youliang's teasing.
"Quantum, we're both not well-read, so we can't hurt each other."
"If I really go to help, will I get beaten up?"
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