Upon hearing the ghost messenger's voice, the gentleman slowly turned around, pulling the carefree little monk along, his face always radiant with warmth.
"You two don't need to be so polite, please get up."
As he spoke, his sleeves fluttered, and a gentle force lifted the two ghost messengers up.
At the same time, the carefree little monk took out two golden pills and handed them over.
"Namo Amitabha Buddha".
"The two officers are seriously injured. This is medicine that my brother personally prepared. They need to take it as soon as possible."
The ghost messenger was overjoyed, his hand holding the pill trembling uncontrollably.
Just as I was about to express my gratitude, the gentleman slowly shook his head to stop me.
"You don't need to be so polite. Go back and rest for a while to avoid irreversible damage if you delay too long."
Upon hearing this, the ghost messenger could only kowtow repeatedly, then got up and backed away for three meters before turning around and running away.
He chanted a song: "The master of the Yin and Yang realms is the greatest; if he wants you to be born, you will be born."
"If Yama (the King of Hell) wants you to die at midnight, you can't just shake your head, sir."
The master smiled wryly upon hearing this, while the carefree little monk chuckled softly.
Only after the ghost messenger had gone far away did the little monk look up and speak.
"Namo Amitabha Buddha".
"Brother, did that roar just now mean that your previous plan is about to officially begin?"
The gentleman nodded, the gentleman sighed, the gentleman took the heartless little monk's hand and turned to leave.
With the departure of the gentleman, the entire town was shrouded in layers of resentment.
The resentment transformed into a jet-black monster that struggled and roared, but was suppressed by a giant tiger that appeared out of nowhere.
The source of the giant tiger is the prison near Zhenzi—the largest prison in the province, the White Tiger Formation containing evil spirits!
......
In the school within the town, Ma Mingyang, the Mohist responsible for guarding the area, frowned deeply: "Is everything about to begin?!"
As he spoke, he took out thirty-six lifelike soldier sculptures and tossed them around, immediately protecting the school according to the positions of the thirty-six Heavenly Generals.
"The Mohists uphold the principles of universal love and non-aggression, and advocate unity!"
Having already become a demonic Arhat, Zhao Youliang could naturally sense all of the above, which made him even more worried.
"It seems something really big is about to happen, our branch..."
Looking at the grotesque and ugly Xie Tangxian, and the not-so-bright seven siblings, Zhao Youliang felt nothing but despair.
Luckily, there's Chang Jie and the Grasshopper Demon... It seems Egg Boy is even weaker than me...
"Forget it, let's just take it one step at a time!"
Although he verbally declared that he was "giving up," Zhao Youliang did not actually give up.
He took out a paper figure he had made and smeared a piece of flesh from Li Mao's corpse on it.
"With this new body, the old body will take its place; the soul will return to its rightful place, le!"
"Ah?!" With a startled cry, Li Mao's soul was instantly absorbed into the paper figure, which quickly swelled up and became indistinguishable from a real person.
"I...I'm alive again?" Li Mao tried to move his new body, his face full of disbelief.
Zhao Youliang shook his head helplessly: "Dream on!"
"If I had the ability to bring the dead back to life, I'd be a god by now... no, even gods can't do that!"
"This is just a simplified version of 'deceiving the heavens and crossing the sea,' which can ensure that you are practically alive for a short period of time."
"I'm afraid of fire... so never smoke."
"Otherwise, it would turn to ashes in an instant."
"Okay, alright..." Li Mao agreed while looking at his own corpse.
"Quantum, what do we do with this stuff? Summer's almost here, it'll smell bad if we leave it out too long, won't it?"
"If all else fails... if all else fails, I'll buy a freezer and freeze it. What if I really do come back to life?"
"If it's gone by then, that would be a huge problem."
Zhao Youliang thought this made sense, so he immediately asked Liao Zhiyuan to go to the street and buy a large freezer.
Immediately afterwards, Li Mao demonstrated how he could freeze himself, saying, "Please don't let the power go out during this time!"
"Quantum, don't you dare forget about the charging fee! If I stink, I'll never forgive you!!"
......
After taking care of everything, it was almost noon. Everyone quickly ate lunch and then rested.
As a newcomer to the world of anime, Li Mao didn't need to eat anything; he simply walked home with a sense of trepidation.
"Oh dear, I feel a little unsteady on my feet?!"
At this moment, Li Mao was like a child who had received a new toy, constantly trying out the "functions" of his new body.
"Wow, they even have little penises! What do I have to worry about!"
Dear readers, you can imagine this: a grown man standing on the street, lifting up his pants to look at himself.
Therefore, Li Mao's actions immediately drew scornful remarks from young women and wives on the roadside, as well as jeers from middle-aged and elderly women.
"Haha, Li Mao, what are you doing? Are you worried you'll get lost while walking?!"
"Don't just look at it yourself, take your pants off and we'll all help you check!"
Although Li Mao was thick-skinned, he couldn't withstand the jeers of so many people and immediately gave in.
She didn't even dare to answer, and after humming a few times, she quickened her pace toward her home.
All he wants now is to see his wife and children as soon as possible, and to hold them and have a good talk with them.
Unfortunately, things didn't go as planned: as soon as he reached his own doorstep, he felt a sudden, sharp pain in the back of his head.
"Holy crap, who the hell threw a rock at me?!"
"Luckily, I'm a paper head now. If I were my old big meat head, I would have smashed a huge crater with a 'poof'!"
Li Mao cursed loudly as he picked up the small stone that had hit him.
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