Just as Xin Da Nao's cleverness backfired, Zhao Youliang's gang was already preparing to launch a crime... and duel with Xiao Heizi.
To avenge Zhao Fei, and to rescue the young general's father, as well as Manager Liu, Master Ma, and Uncle Chao.
Of course, this was also to curb inflation: the price of eggs had skyrocketed, severely impacting the daily lives of the villagers.
The old neighbors, acting as inside agents, took the lead in going to see what Xiao Heizi was doing.
After a short while, the old neighbors came back excitedly, each carrying a large basket of eggs, just like before.
"Quantum, Quantum, hurry up and ambush Little Blackie!"
"He's sleeping on the floor by himself! (Actually, he was knocked unconscious by Emperor Jiang Chu and hasn't woken up yet.)"
"Xiao Heizi's henchmen are all gone, hurry!"
Zhao Youliang nodded repeatedly, but was also somewhat puzzled.
"Uncles and elders, is Little Blackie sleeping? Who gave you the eggs?"
The longtime neighbors then realized that they had simply gotten used to carrying it and had moved it themselves...
As Zhao Youliang and his men crawled forward to approach the Black Jesus, they indeed saw him sleeping in a pile of cow dung.
While complaining about how dirty foreigners were, Zhao Youliang's gang continued to approach them by crawling.
Once they reached sufficient attack range and found that Black Jesus was still unconscious, the gang began to prepare their ultimate attack.
Of course, it's not the biggest either.
Otherwise, the noise would be too loud and might wake up Xiao Heizi.
A moment later, his ultimate move was ready, and Li Mao launched himself out with the cannon.
Egg Boy, who doesn't have any attack skills, helped him start the fire.
"Kexai, I've come to pay a visit!"
However, while Kosei uses a lightsaber, this guy uses a giant iron hammer.
The hammer slammed heavily onto Black Jesus's forehead with a dull thud.
Immediately following was the grasshopper demon's long-handled broadsword: "Waaaah, old immortal, I'll cut you in half at the waist!"
Actually, the grasshopper spirit's original intention was to go for the neck of the black Jesus, but unfortunately, Li Mao had already taken the spot.
I won't go into detail about the others after the grasshopper spirit, but in short, apart from Zhao Youliang, they all unleashed their ultimate moves.
Amid a series of explosions, Black Jesus was first blasted into the ground, then blasted high into the air.
After falling to the ground and bouncing a few times, it remained motionless.
"Wow, is that how you sleep so soundly?"
Seeing this, even they couldn't believe it, so they sent out the bravest Li Mao... the most reckless Li Mao to investigate.
After a thorough examination, Li Mao, looking embarrassed, asked, "Um, can someone tell me first, what's the standard for a foreign deity like this to be dead?"
As soon as he said that, everyone was embarrassed, because none of them knew the answer.
In any case, it must not be done according to the standards of normal humans; it cannot simply be a matter of checking breathing and heartbeat.
That being said, whether or not they need to breathe or have a heartbeat is another question.
Just when everyone was wondering how to make a decision, Li Mao came up with an idea.
"Quantum, do you think this will work?"
"If he can tolerate squatting on Xiao Heizi's head to poop, it means he's really dead, right?"
After listening for a moment, everyone thought about it and said, "There's nothing wrong with it!"
"Li Mao, you can begin!"
But Li Mao was embarrassed again, because he was now a paper doll, unable to even fart, let alone poop!
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Chang Jie quickly shook his chubby little head vigorously.
Firstly, his upbringing wouldn't allow him to defecate on other people's heads, and secondly, he was truly powerless to do anything about it.
Have you ever seen an egg that poops?!
Well, in that case, the heavy responsibility of this test can only fall on Zhao Youliang or Liao Zhiyuan.
But Zhao Youliang was still red-faced and furious, preparing his big move. He couldn't very well let Yingchun's sister-in-law who came with him go, could he?
Liao Zhiyuan was thus embarrassed.
"Sister Yingchun, how about you excuse yourself for a moment, and I'll go try?"
Upon hearing this, Sister Yingchun blushed and spat, "Are you all stupid? Why do you insist on going by yourselves?"
"What if... I mean what if, if Little Blackie bites you, you'll have nothing left!"
After the other Sister-in-Law returned, she completely reverted to her true nature—the feisty barbecue restaurant owner.
"Just catch a small animal!"
Liao Zhiyuan, who was already shy, felt like he had been granted a pardon upon hearing this and hurriedly went to catch the small animals.
Not long after, Liao Zhiyuan caught a wild boar with an upset stomach.
After cautiously approaching the Black Jesus, the little wild boar held the piglet and splattered its poop all over the Black Jesus's face.
Even so, the Black Jesus remained motionless.
"Holy crap, he's really dead?!"
"He's really dead!"
Because no god can tolerate such an insult.
Even a human couldn't tolerate this, let alone a god!
After confirming that Black Jesus was indeed dead, Zhao Youliang's gang immediately went quiet.
It's like a group of people risking their lives to climb a mountain peak, where, according to legend, there's a passage leading directly to the heavens.
After a long and arduous journey, they finally reached the summit, only to find it crowded with people and that there was no passage to the top.
What's even more outrageous is that a bunch of people immediately surrounded them, some asking, "Want a CD?"
Some asked, "Boss, do you need an invoice?"
"Some even asked the owner if they had rooms available, saying they had girls!"
In the awkward silence, Liao Zhiyuan spoke first: "Now... what do we do now? Should we go back?"
As they spoke, everyone turned their attention to Zhao Youliang, the pillar of the group.
But Zhao Youliang was still blushing and fuming, preparing to unleash a powerful move. Anyone who didn't know better would think he was constipated.
The grasshopper spirit was speechless: "I said, Quantum, Little Blackie is dead, you can dissipate your power now."
"Stop wasting your energy."
After the grasshopper spirit finished speaking, Liao Zhiyuan inadvertently touched the small ball hidden in his pocket, the life-saving ball given to him by his ancestor.
I immediately realized something was wrong!
With the abilities of our ancestors, how could they not know that the Black Jesus was dead?
If he knew, why would he have made a special trip to save his life-saving treasure?
Isn't this like taking off your pants to fart—completely unnecessary?!
At this moment, it wasn't just Zhao Youliang's gang that was puzzled, but also the ancestor far away in the ancestral land of Zhiren.
The old man muttered to himself as he drank, "Something's not right. How could Little Blackie be dead?"
"This is the final trial that Xiao Jiu left for the children. If he dies, then there'll be no more fun!"
As they spoke, the ancestor turned his gaze to Emperor Jiang Chu, whose face was full of stubbornness.
"Hey Jiang Chudi, did you accidentally kill Xiao Heizi because you didn't control your strength?"
Upon hearing this, Emperor Jiang Chu's expression became even more stubborn.
"Um!"
Such a simple and straightforward answer made the old ancestor stagger and almost fall off his chair, spitting out the wine in his mouth.
Jiang Chudi's fingers trembled as he said, "You, you, you, what's the point of you being so strong!"
"Won't this stop me from watching the show... and interfere with Xiao Jiu's affairs?!"
"Oh no, the fun's over, what are we going to do..."
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