Li Mao was burned by the fire for more than twenty minutes and screamed for more than twenty minutes, his voice hoarse from screaming, but he kept going.
Both sides were dumbfounded by this scene. Why couldn't it burn out?
Li Mao is just a paper figure, not a natural gas pipeline...
The first to react was Zhao Youliang: "Li Mao, don't be a coward, go! Fight Xiao Heizi with me!"
"The young general didn't lie to you; you are the firefighter!"
"It's not that it can't be lit, it's that it won't burn!"
"Huh?!" Li Mao screamed in pain as he answered, "Quantum, you know what, it seems to be true."
"Oh my god, it hurts so much!"
"Why didn't my godfather make me a fireproof one that can't be lit... I know, my godfather is telling me not to be a coward, to die with the enemy!"
Once he understood, Li Mao immediately endured the excruciating pain and got up from the ground, no longer rolling around on the floor.
Rolling around won't put out the fire anyway...
With a roar, he lunged at Black Jesus: "Little Blackie, come on, let's burn together!"
The sight of the hungry fireman rushing towards him startled Black Jesus.
Because he himself lit the divine fire, he was also afraid.
He hurriedly tried to dodge while attempting to extinguish the fire, but the flames on Li Mao's body were impossible to put out.
You can doubt anything about the young general, but you cannot doubt the extent of his moral depravity.
The paper figures he made were fireproof, they had to be indestructible, and they had to be impossible to extinguish!
At this moment, all the bigwigs were paying attention to the battle situation, including our young general.
While massaging the young general's back, Hao Gui Xin Lianshan asked in a fawning tone.
"Young General, the cardboard body you made for your son, was it really for him to die together with Xiao Heizi?"
The young general was completely bewildered: "What we made was supposed to be unflammable, how did we change it to be unburnable?"
"Holy crap, did they use the wrong paper?!"
The Five Ghost Emperors and Xin Lianshan remained silent.
The young general rummaged through his "Doraemon basket" and found seven or eight different kinds of paper, just like the origami we played with when we were kids.
"Oh dear, not a single one is missing. So what kind of paper did we use to make the paper figure for our son...?"
After pondering for a while, the young general suddenly burst into laughter: "I know! We're using the toilet paper that the boss prepared for Xiao Jie!"
"The boss said that Xiao Jie will become Xiao Long sooner or later, and then he'll be able to poop. It's better to be prepared!"
When the young general mentioned that Xiao Jie would eventually become a dragon, Chang Jie on the battlefield immediately shuddered, looked around blankly, and then continued to cry and shout encouragement.
At this moment, Li Mao had no idea that he was made of someone else's toilet paper, and was still howling as he chased after Black Jesus, determined to perish together.
Although Black Jesus would kick him away every time he got close, he would stubbornly get up and keep charging forward.
Meanwhile, the grasshopper spirit, freed from the Black Jesus's magic, also joined the battle.
Wielding a sword twice his own height, he began to swing it wildly at Black Jesus.
Each time the grasshopper demon swung its knife, its body hunched over even more, clearly indicating that it was silently using the evil magic from the "Bone Book" and secretly preparing something.
However, Zhao Youliang's gang's "wild punches kill the old master" approach was clearly ineffective against Black Jesus.
Because the divine essence of all the Western gods who died on the sea of blood resides in him.
This includes nature gods such as the wind god and the fire god, as well as the god of death and the god of curses.
When Li Mao pressed Black Jesus, he began to use his divine power.
He raised his hand and pointed at Li Mao, freezing him in place for the moment.
"You lowly and wicked soul, I curse you in the name of death, may you be condemned to eternal damnation."
"From this day forward, I will associate with the most lowly little devils, and never again have the chance to appear in the human world!"
After the curse was completed, the earth instantly cracked open, and dark energy continuously emerged from it.
Li Mao fell in against his will, and then the crack closed up as before.
"Quantum, save me! I don't want to die!"
"I can't bear to leave my wife and children!"
After Li Mao disappeared, his resentful voice echoed in everyone's ears.
"Li Mao!" Zhao Youliang roared, then, disregarding everything else, he threw the small wooden knife into the air.
"Brother Dao, we're giving you both of our kidneys, go chop him up!"
"Alright!" In response, the little wooden knife stabbed Zhao Youliang's large kidneys several times with a "plop plop plop" sound, and then stabbed into the belly of Black Jesus with a "plop".
It turned out that as Zhao Youliang's cultivation level increased, the power of the small wooden knife also grew.
Black Jesus was shocked to see that the small wooden knife could actually hurt him, and that he hadn't even had time to dodge.
Although the injury was not serious.
"You lowly crawler, how dare you hurt someone as great as me! You deserve to die!"
"Thunder!"
As he spoke, thunderbolts rolled down, striking Zhao Youliang repeatedly with deafening booms.
Fortunately, Zhao Youliang had already "united with the three lifetimes," and although he was cleaved into darkness, he was still able to continue fighting the Black Jesus to the death.
Seeing that our personnel were suffering heavy losses one after another, the grasshopper demon became even more anxious.
With a heavy heart, he... he clung to the hilt of the knife like a grasshopper, roaring loudly.
"Use my flesh and blood as the handle, and my bones as the blade, and slash!"
After the spell was completed, the grasshopper spirit immediately merged with the broadsword, making the sword even larger.
And it completely transformed into a bone knife—a bone knife with writhing flesh, except for the pale white blade.
"Foreign devil, go to hell!"
The bone knife, carrying an aura of utter horror, slashed towards Black Jesus.
If it were just this knife and the grasshopper demon's evil magic, Black Jesus wouldn't care. But the key is that the grasshopper demon's current body was made from the Master's mountain-driving whip.
Therefore, when the Black Jesus used the cross to block, he immediately felt an immense force.
As they retreated, the cross snapped in two with a crack.
Seeing that its attack was effective, the grasshopper demon launched a fierce attack on Black Jesus with all its might, hoping to cut him down with a single blow.
Seeing how fierce the grasshopper demon was, Liao Zhiyuan subconsciously loosened his grip on the small ball.
"Old Immortal, do you think you can kill that black kid?"
The grasshopper spirit, exasperated by the question, retorted, "You're usually so clever, why are you acting like a fool now?"
"If I could kill those foreign devils with a single blow, wouldn't I have done it long ago? What am I waiting for!"
"Old Immortal, I'm running out of strength, I can't chop anymore!"
Seeing how sincere Zhao Youliang's gang was, even Black Jesus was amused.
He thought to himself: So this is just a bunch of idiots!
Who would tell the enemy about their lack of manpower? That's just plain stupid!
Therefore, Black Jesus was not in a hurry to retaliate, but instead played along, waiting for the grasshopper demon to run out of fuel.
Upon seeing this, the grasshopper spirit, now merged with the greatsword, breathed a long sigh of relief: "Old immortal, you think I'm stupid? You're the stupid one!"
You wait, old sage, I'll give you a big one in a minute!
The grasshopper spirit wasn't referring to excrement when he spoke of something important; rather, he was asking his old neighbors to do something...
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