As he spoke, Liao Zhiyuan had already picked up the mini tower and the ghost-head knife, looking furious.
Zhao Youliang asked in confusion, "Xiao Liao, what's wrong with you? Do you recognize these two things?"
"I know him!" Liao Zhiyuan nodded deeply upon hearing this.
"Brother Quantum, have you heard about the earthquake in Taiwan in 1999?"
"That incident, like the feng shui battle in Shanghai, was orchestrated by the Japanese!"
"However, the earthquake in Taiwan was more severe, with nearly 10,000 of our compatriots dying."
"The culprits are these two things right here!"
"What?!" Zhao Youliang was both shocked and furious upon hearing this.
"Damn it, those Japanese devils are asking for it!"
"Has our country taken action against them?!"
Liao Zhiyuan nodded deeply upon hearing this: "Yes, we've dealt with it!"
"I'll tell you about these things later, Quantum Bro."
"Let's go back first!!"
(For readers interested in the details of our conflict with the Japanese in Taiwan in 1999, please refer to the relevant materials.)
As they were talking, Zhao Youliang and Liao Zhiyuan started walking back together, but after taking only a few steps, they suddenly felt that something was missing.
Looking back, the big yellow dog and the grasshopper spirit were still kowtowing in the direction where the demon had disappeared, their attitude truly respectful.
Anyone who didn't know better would think it was a filial son and grandson kneading the head of a cartwheel for their father.
Seeing this, Zhao Youliang could only pull up the big yellow dog and the grasshopper spirit, one in each hand.
"Alright, Brother Dog, Old Immortal, Grandpa Hao Gui is gone. Even if you keep kowtowing to him, he won't be able to see it!"
......
Meanwhile, inside Tian's villa.
The moment the corpse's head was ripped off by Gouki Shinrenzan, Matsui Ichiro screamed and collapsed to the ground.
His neck was tilted to one side, as if it were broken.
Fortunately, the blood-red phantom of Guanyin protected him; otherwise, he would have truly perished.
Seeing this, Miyamoto Yamaki quickly stepped forward and picked up Matsui Ichiro.
"My lord, my lord, what's wrong?"
With a weak breath, Matsui Ichiro managed to say, "Quickly, quickly send me back to our Great Japanese Empire."
"There's a master here, and I... I've lost two of my most important magical artifacts..."
The next day at dawn, Zhao Youliang took Liao Zhiyuan to Tian's villa to scout the location.
After all, they had been given a mission, and coupled with national and personal grievances, they had to kill Matsui Ichiro.
Unfortunately, the two people, the dog, and the grasshopper squatted for a long time, their legs went numb, but there was still no movement from inside the villa.
In desperation, I asked the security guard at the gate and found out that the person had returned to China overnight last night.
The villa keys are all left with the property management; we pay them to clean it.
"This... Xiao Liao, what do we do now?"
"Should we chase him all the way to Japan and kill that old bastard?"
"But let me make this clear beforehand, I don't have the money to buy plane tickets. You'll have to get our travel and living expenses from above."
"Oh, by the way, doesn't our department pay salaries?"
Liao Zhiyuan looked resentful upon hearing this: "There's a salary, of course there's a salary. And it's quite a lot, five million!"
Upon hearing the word "five million," Zhao Youliang's eyes lit up with greed.
However, before he could ask whether it was a weekly or monthly salary, Liao Zhiyuan continued to speak.
"However, this money will only be distributed in a lump sum when we retire or die unexpectedly while on duty."
Zhao Youliang: "......"
"Xiao Liao, according to you, this isn't called wages, it's called funeral expenses."
Liao Zhiyuan: "..."
Just as the two were joking around, Liao Zhiyuan's phone suddenly rang.
Upon checking the caller ID, it was clear that the call was coming from "above".
Liao Zhiyuan answered the phone irritably: "Hey, we're not slacking off, we're on a mission!"
"However, there's something I need to explain to you..."
Before Liao Zhiyuan could finish speaking, the person above had already spoken up.
"No need to say anything, we already know what happened."
"I now order you to deliver the items obtained last night to the address XXX as soon as possible."
"Oh, by the way, you've done a great service this time, and the organization has decided to reward you."
"The total bonus is six million... which will be paid out along with your salaries!"
Liao Zhiyuan: "..."
Zhao Youliang: "Damn, it's been added to the funeral expenses again? That's ridiculous!!"
The organization proved to be reliable:
The next day, when the two boys went to deliver Xiaota and Guitoudao, the organization granted them special permission to enter the "armory" and allow them to choose any four weapons.
Upon hearing the words "armory," Zhao Youliang's eyes immediately lit up: he had naively thought they were going to be given guns!
Still, everyone gets two guns each!
You know, liking guns and cool sports cars is every man's instinct.
Of course, I also have an instinctive liking for beautiful women, cough cough...
However, in reality, the so-called armory is actually a treasure trove for cultivators, filled with all sorts of magical treasures.
Liao Zhiyuan clearly already knew this, and looked at Zhao Youliang with a smile.
"Don't be shy, Quantum Bro, take your pick."
"Although the treasures here can't compare to the young general's wooden sword, they are still top-notch items!"
"To put it simply, any one of these items could fetch over a million if sold to other cultivators!"
"Is that so?!" Mentioning money, Zhao Youliang was wide awake and immediately stared at him, looking him up and down.
Like a little lecher who has successfully infiltrated the women's bathhouse, he likes every single one he sees and doesn't want to miss out on any of them.
After hesitating for a long time, Zhao Youliang decided to choose the largest pieces, the ones that looked heavy, and the ones that were shiny with gold.
Even if this isn't the best, it wouldn't be cheap to sell at the price of gold...
Having made up his mind, Zhao Youliang was about to search carefully according to his own standards when a series of dog barks suddenly came from behind him.
"Woof woof woof!"
Looking back, there was the big yellow dog that had followed him in.
"Brother Dog, what do you mean? I don't understand... Wait, you're choosing a treasure now?!"
"Let me see what all this is!"
After the "dog's mouth snatching the treasure," it was discovered that the big yellow dog had chosen three items.
The first one is a dog paw, or more precisely, a dog "glove".
The claw blades on it are a full ten centimeters long; you can imagine the power they would have if they scratched a person.
The second item was a condom. If it weren't for its ridiculously long shape, Zhao Youliang would have thought it was a popular contraceptive.
However, after glancing at the big yellow dog, a wicked thought suddenly arose in his mind.
Holy crap, could it really be what I'm thinking? Something for big yellow dogs?
What's wrong? This scoundrel suddenly wants to practice family planning?!
Seeing Zhao Youliang's lewd gaze, the big yellow dog immediately guessed that the kid had misunderstood.
After glancing sideways, it put the sheath on its big tail.
The thing immediately grew longer and sprouted countless sharp spikes, looking like a small spiked club.
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