Chapter 53 Chapter 53 I don’t want other men at this time…

Wu Fang didn't know that he was almost disabled. He slept in fear all night. When he found that Wei Xin didn't cause trouble again, he finally breathed a sigh of relief. He carried a backpack and went to the back mountain to dig bamboo shoots early in the morning. Then he ran back in panic and complained: "Master Yundu! Wen Jingcheng! Someone stole our bamboo shoots!!!"

Wen Jingcheng was practicing swordplay in the yard. Hearing this, he put away his sword and said, "Who would come to steal bamboo shoots?"

"I don't know!" Wu Fang guessed, "Could it be that other disciples stole it?"

"The inner disciples are all fasting, and the outer disciples are far away. They won't come here. Who would be so bored?" Wen Jingcheng said, and suddenly looked towards Yundu's room, "...Is Wei Xin still here?"

"We should go now. I was safe last night," Wu Fang said.

As soon as the words fell, Yundu's door opened, and as if in response to their words, Wei Xin's figure appeared at the door.

"Wufang, go and fry two plates of bamboo shoots for me." Wei Xin pointed and said.

"On what basis..." Wu Fang muttered. When he showed the talisman paper, he turned around and ran with the basket on his back, "I'll go dig bamboo shoots now!"

Wei Xin snorted happily, and looked at Wen Jingcheng who looked disapproving: "Do you have any opinion?"

"I didn't realize you were so childish. It's like something a three-year-old would do." Wen Jingcheng commented.

"......You're going to die too!"

Wei Xin turned around and threw the talisman paper at him. Wen Jingcheng quickly dodged it, but the talisman paper kept following him.

He walked around the yard and saw Yun Du coming out of the house, and immediately hid behind Yun Du.

The talisman paper fell on Yun Du, igniting a ball of fire, which Yun Du grasped in his hand, and ashes fell out of his palm.

Wen Jingcheng poked his head out from behind Yun Du and was about to complain when he saw several teeth marks on his neck.

"Master... uh... I'm going to practice!" After saying that, he disappeared from the two people's sight tactfully.

When Yundu came to Weixin, he was punched, then he held his fist and kissed him.

"......" Wei Xin looked around subconsciously, his eyes paused on his neck, "Why don't you cover it up?"

"You have such a sharp tongue, how can you cover it up?" Yun Du said with a smile.

"...What do we do now?"

"Why didn't you think about what to do now when you said that?"

Please, just enjoy it when you eat it, who would think about anything else!

Wei Xin rubbed his neck dejectedly, and suddenly met eyes not far away.

He quickly withdrew his hand, and the man turned around twice in awkwardness before closing the door.

"I'll go check on Yunqing's situation." Yun Duqian said with a smile.

Wei Xin nodded and went to deal with Wufang himself.

In the bamboo forest, Wufang was digging the ground with great effort. All the bamboo shoots in the forest disappeared inexplicably. Even though he dug three feet deep, he found nothing.

His waist was so tired that he couldn't straighten up, so he sat down in the pit. When he raised his head, he saw Wei Xin squatting at the edge of the pit, with his arms folded, looking at him meaningfully.

"Keep digging. If you can't find anything, I'll bury you here," said Wei Xin.

"I'm digging!" Wufang roared.

"How dare you attack me?"

"They're digging..." Wu Fang whispered.

Wei Xin wanted to laugh. The corners of his mouth just turned up, then turned down again. He suddenly asked, "Have you ever done anything to let me down?"

"no!"

Wei Xin glared: "Huh?!"

"......" Wu Fang's momentum weakened again, "I did say bad things about you to Master Yundu...Does this count?"

"What did you say?"

"I said you have a bad temper, are picky about food, and can't grow vegetables. You can't live with him." Wufang said weakly.

Wei Xin narrowed his eyes slightly: "You are such a mean person. You said one thing to me in front of me and another behind my back! I am really blind. How could I make friends with someone like you!?"

Wu Fang thought, how can I say one thing to your face and another behind your back? I clearly dislike you both to your face and behind your back! And you still talk about making friends... What? Making friends?!

Wu Fang looked at him in shock: "You, you want to be friends with me?"

Wei Xin's eyes became colder and colder. No wonder she had been finding excuses to refuse to meet him. It turned out that she had never considered him a friend!

Wu Fang asked cautiously, "But, but we are humans and demons, why do you want to make friends with me? Why did you leave so suddenly?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the surrounding soil was suddenly pushed into the pit by a force, burying his body.

"Hey! Let me out!" Wu Fang's body was completely buried in the soil, with only his head sticking out. He shouted at the figure who didn't even turn his head, "Why are you doing this? Okay, can't I be your friend? Let me out!"

Wei Xin returned to the courtyard. Not long after, Yun Du came out of Yun Qing's room and saw him lying on the rocking chair. He walked over to him and took a look: "Why do you look so unhappy?"

"I want to go back." Wei Xin said while rocking the rocking chair.

"So soon?"

"I've already met him. He's not the friend I'm looking for. Why should I keep him around?" Wei Xin said, "Don't tell him that I've discovered his identity. Just pretend it never happened. I won't have any contact with him anymore."

"......?"

He just left for a while, what happened?

Yun Du held down the shaking rocking chair, and Wei Xin raised his eyes and met his gaze.

"Are you here just for him? Don't you want to see me?" Yun Du asked.

Wei Xin stood up and touched the marks on his neck: "It's already been bitten, and you're saying this... Are you going to be mad at me too?"

Yun Du smiled, reached out to hug him, and stroked his back: "No, I don't want to make you angry, and Wu Fang certainly didn't mean to make you angry, in fact..."

"Senior Brother, I--" Yun Qing walked out of the house and was stunned for a moment.

Wei Xin raised his eyes and met his gaze again: "......"

Yun Qing turned around and went back to the house awkwardly.

Wei Xin pushed Yun Du aside and walked into the room. He lifted Yun Qing up from the bed and asked, "You have strength now, right? Can you answer my questions?"

Yun Qing said seriously: "You ask."

"Why did you want to marry Beiou? Did you know from the beginning that she was from Xuanji Sect?"

"Axin, let him go first, he will answer you properly." Yundu walked in and patted the back of his hand.

Wei Xin threw the man back onto the bed: "Don't lie to me."

Yun Qing took a deep breath and said, "Yes, I knew long ago that she was the famous Poison Lady Bei Ou of Xuan Ji Sect."

Wei Xin's face darkened: "Go on."

"I was not sure at first. After all, there are many people with disfigured faces, and many of them know about herbs and poisons. Until one day, she came to my room..." Yun Qing paused, blushed, and said vaguely, "I saw the birthmark on her shoulder."

Beiou had a green birthmark on her right shoulder, shaped like a seagull. Once someone accidentally pulled off her clothes, saw the birthmark, and laughed at her. Then she was cooked into a meat soup. This incident once became a topic of conversation among the immortal cultivators.

Wei Xin: "Since you knew she was from Xuanji Sect, why did you still want to marry her?"

"Because I made a bet with someone." Yun Qing glanced at Yun Du, "I also want to see if a bad seedling can stretch out new veins and grow again after being carefully cared for."

What a stupid mystery.

Wei Xin hated chatting with the Riddler the most, so he asked directly: "So you married her in the first place, not because you liked her at all, right?"

Yun Qing nodded and said frankly, "Indeed, when she said she wanted to get married, I just wanted to give it a try to see if she would change. On the other hand, I thought that if I could keep her in front of me, it would be better than letting her continue to do the things she did before, which would be a blessing for everyone."

Wei Xin curled his lips and thought to himself, how can it be a blessing that my best subordinate has been away for decades?

"But later on, I really fell in love with her." Yun Qing said.

"You'd better keep these words to her yourself!" Wei Xin felt so angry that he left the room angrily.

Yun Qing raised his head, looked at Yun Du for a moment, and suddenly smiled and said, "He is indeed different from what I imagined."

Yun Du smiled softly: "Do you want to be even more handsome?"

"...Brother, please go."

In the yard, Wei Xin was stepping on the weeds on the ground. He heard footsteps behind him. When the other party approached, he remembered another thing: "Oh, there is a child dying in Chongchuan Gorge. Yan Lin wants to save him, but I can't take care of myself..."

"Okay. But I still have to take care of Yunqing, so I can't leave. I can only ask Yun Jin to go." Yun Du immediately understood and sent a message to Yun Jin, but it was Xu Shun who came.

Yun Jin was teaching his new disciples and couldn't get away, so he sent Xu Shun to do this.

When Xu Shun saw Wei Xin's appearance, he was not surprised at all. However, when he turned around and looked at the tooth marks on Yun Du's neck, he was stunned and the sword in his hand trembled slightly.

"The child's name is Changsheng. He lives in Chongchuan Gorge. You will find out if you ask around." Wei Xin said.

"Oh... OK, I get it. That tooth... Well, I'll go right away, Master, you... Ah, I'll be back soon, take care of yourself!"

After Xu Shun finished speaking, he left in a hurry, leaving Wei Xin and Yun Du with confused faces.

As soon as Xu Shun left, Wen Jingcheng came back carrying Wufang.

"Wei Xin, look at what you have done!"

Yun Du looked at Wu Fang, who was lying on his back and was covered in dirt, and asked, "What happened?"

"Wei Xin buried him in the bamboo forest!"

"There are no more bamboo shoots, so we just use him to fill the gap." Wei Xin said.

Wen Jingcheng went into the house silently, carrying people on his back. When Yundu went to visit him, Wufang said, "Master Yundu, can I have a word with Wei Xin?"

"Okay." Yun Du was about to go and call for help, but was stopped by him again.

"Sir, please don't go! I don't dare to meet him alone!" Wufang said fearfully.

After a while, Wei Xin walked in nonchalantly and said with a disdainful look, "What do you want to talk to me about? Do you want to scold me in person because you have Yun Du to back you up? Or do you want to..."

"sorry."

A series of questions were suddenly blocked in my mouth and I couldn't ask any more.

Wei Xin lowered his eyes: "What did you say?"

"I'm sorry, I shouldn't have said bad things about you to Master Yundu, I was wrong." Wu Fang admitted his mistake and didn't forget to flatter him, "In fact, you are very handsome and have great martial arts skills, and you are a perfect match for Master Yundu!"

Yundu nodded silently in agreement.

"......" Wei Xin's expression slightly gloomy, "Is that all?"

"Ah... and what you said about making friends. Actually - as long as you don't mind my low status, low cultivation level, and smelly feet, I am also willing to be your friend."

Don't say it, it smells bad.

Wei Xin frowned: "If you want to hand it over, hand it over. If you don't want to hand it over, don't hand it over. Who do you think you are? You really think you are a dried bamboo shoot on a plate, don't you?"

"Well, I want to eat bamboo shoots." Yundu said suddenly.

Wei Xin: "Shut up!"

Yundu fell silent immediately.

Seeing this, Wufang suddenly felt that Yundu, who was supporting him, didn't seem to be so straight anymore.

It turns out that the top of the food chain here is Wei Xin!

God is going to kill me!

"Then what do you want to do?" Wu Fang asked pitifully.

Wei Xin was about to speak, but suddenly paused, looked down at the tears rolling down his eyes, and was stunned: "No way, I just said a few words to you, why are you crying?"

"Is that what you call a few words? Have you ever been so worried that you couldn't sleep and might lose your life at any time?!"

Wei Xin: I do.

"What do you want me to do in exchange for letting me go? Wuwuwu, I don't know how to do anything else. How about I go cook two dishes for you..." Wufang said with sobs.

"......"

Wei Xin frowned for a long time before saying, "That's enough, stop crying!"

Wu Fang held back her tears and looked at him with a wronged expression.

"Still crying!"

"I didn't mean to cry, the tears just fell out on their own."

"Don't cry!" Wei Xin ordered, "Go, cook me two dishes."

"Oh, okay." Wu Fang walked out sobbing, "What do you want to eat?"

"Dried bamboo shoots."

“No bamboo shoots.”

"In Yundu's room."

"Oh, so it was the young master who stole the bamboo shoots. Oh, no, these were originally the young master's bamboo shoots, so it doesn't count as stealing." Wufang muttered as he went out.

Wei Xin rubbed his brows and looked up, finding Yun Du staring at him thoughtfully: "What are you looking at?"

"It turns out that Xin is afraid of tears."

"What are you thinking about?"

Yun Du smiled, took his hand, and kissed his forehead: "Are you still angry with Wu Fang?"

"Of course, but I'm almost done with my anger... It's quite boring. I thought I would have a more pleasant meeting with Little Dumb. At least in my imagination, Little Dumb shouldn't be like this." Wei Xin said disappointedly.

"So what kind of person do you want him to be?"

"A stunning beauty."

Yun Du's mouth twitched: "Isn't he a man?"

"That's why I feel even more disappointed! In other people's stories, it's always the hero saving the beauty and the beauty saving the hero, why am I not so lucky?"

"How about a male beauty?"

"You mean Wufang?" Wei Xin poked his eye incredulously, "Go get your eyes treated right away!"

"My eyesight is very good. I never mistake anyone."

"Who?"

"Mine." Yundu leaned over to kiss him, and with a flick of his fingers, the doors and windows closed at the same time.

After a while, Wei Xin suddenly pushed him away and said, "Wait, Dumb never said he had smelly feet."

He recalled his interactions with Wufang over the past two days and felt that something was wrong. When he was about to speak, Yundu blocked his mouth.

"I don't want other men at this time."