Chapter 13
Qian Ran kept asking him how he became famous.
"Isn't he even angrier than our Gollum? Then I'd be a really unfilial mother-in-law!"
Fatty Liang: "Don't worry, you alone can bring traffic to the entire family, and we will all prosper together and suffer together."
"Let me see, let me see!" Qian Ran got high after drinking the three glasses of wine that Fatty Liang poured for her.
"Use mine." Li Yang pushed the old phone over.
Qian Ran poked the screen, almost moved to tears: "I can touch the phone now! Before, I would catch the sisters and ask them to tell me what new food Gulu has, and then let them hold up their phones to show me."
Huo Wuchang’s cell phone is connected to the underworld, so Qian Ran can naturally touch it.
The female ghost happily surfed the Internet again after a long time.
I opened Weibo and saw the initial username plus a long string of numbers. "Have you just started? The ID is still the default." It looks like a zombie fan.
Qian Ran scrolled down and said, "Are you also reading the super topic?" Then he clicked in.
Li Yang reminded: "You'd better not look at it."
“Is there anything that a traffic king like me cannot watch?”
Sure enough, Qian Ran saw things about himself in Erguocefu’s super topic.
"Wow, wow, wow, I'm so touched. Sisters are so nice!"
"More and more people are coming to the store. My hard work is not in vain! All the hard work is worth it!"
"Everyone has good taste! Of course, the most important thing is our Guru Guru."
Then seeing those different voices, Qian Ran was furious, "If you want to say something bad about me, just say it about me. Everyone has their own responsibility. Why drag my sons into this? It's totally unreasonable! Anyone who runs into me is more or less an unlucky guy who is ready to get into trouble. If I stop him, he can still escape a disaster! This uncle tonight! He drove drunk and hit a person and paralyzed him! He will go to jail, but the victim's second half of his life will be ruined! After being scared by me, he will be too weak to drive and will have to call a designated driver!"
Liang Tang, who was busy eating skewers, said: "Yes, it's all thanks to you."
But Qian Ran was already dead, so there was no need to dwell on this kind of anger. He immediately put it out of his mind and searched for Guru’s super topic to chat with him to his heart’s content.
When Liang Tang had almost finished eating, Li Yang came back after paying the bill and asked, "Are you still going to edit the video?"
"I'm cutting it. Wait for me to take this photo of you and enjoy it carefully." A few seconds later, Qian Ran returned the phone with a happy and kind face. "With a couple like this, what else can I ask for?"
The three of them headed towards Qian Ran's apartment. Liang Tang came by bike, a mountain bike, and was pushing it.
Qian Ran lived not far away, in a small apartment. Liang Tang put his bicycle downstairs and took the elevator up together.
Qian Ran told the password of the door lock, Li Yang entered it and there was a beep, and the three of them pushed the door open and walked in.
The living room that came into view was filled with many storage boxes, ready to be moved away at any time, making the one-bedroom house look very empty.
"Your parents...are a little quick to act." Liang Pangzi said politely. Of all the families he had seen who had lost a son or daughter, none could accept the fact and get over the pain so quickly. Not to mention leaving the children's things behind as a reminder, or not wanting to touch them again for fear of being reminded of the past, but none of them moved out in half a month like this, as if they were eager to clear out the house immediately. His parents didn't live here either.
"Oh, if I sell it quickly, I can buy my brother a wedding house. They stopped me from buying a house last year, wanting me to save the money for their son's wedding. But the money paid by the person who hit me plus the compensation from the insurance company is enough to buy a house in the city center. They probably want to use my house as renovation fee."
Qian Ran seemed indifferent. He turned around and asked Liang Tang to open the two boxes.
Some celebrity-related gadgets were stacked up quietly inside. She subconsciously wanted to pick up a pillow, but it was empty. She was about to cry. But she didn't forget the main purpose of bringing Li Yang home.
Please, Li Yang has already wasted a lot of his time.
Qian Ran floated into the room.
The desktop computer on the desk next to the bay window has not been put away yet.
Li Yang plugged in the plug and opened the editing software under Qian Ran's guidance.
"I've almost finished editing. Just help me finish the rest. The materials are all in this folder."
The young man dragged the clips into the editing library one by one, and the female ghost taught him bit by bit.
The operation was tedious. Even though Qian Ran had already done most of the editing before his death, it still took Li Yang more than ten minutes to cut out a rough outline of a three-minute video.
Then the scene transitions, each scene corresponds to the lyrics story and color chain of the BGM.
Li Yang personally directed the love story of the two men. They smiled at each other, he lowered his head in guilt when he was caught being lazy, and he doted on her when she tried to please him, and Qian Ran kept crying from time to time:
"Master Yincha, did you see the look between their eyes?!!!"
"The younger brother loves to stick to his older brother, and the older brother loves his younger brother's stickiness!!"
"Ahhh beautiful love!!!"
Even Liang Tang, who was watching, was a little dazed: "Are these two men real?"
Qian Ran: "It's true!!! Help me, I'm drowning in their sea of love, wuwuwuwu!!"
Li Yang: "You died in a car accident."
The last step is to export the video and upload it. Qian Ran looked at the comments urging him to update more under his Scissorhands account and felt sad.
She asked Li Yang to type for her and posted a concise message:
[Although I am very sad, you don’t have to wait for me to update anymore. I am going to live my life in the third dimension. You should also be well. Eat whatever you want to eat immediately and do whatever you want to do. Enjoy your life to the fullest and don’t leave any regrets. Finally, thank you, and thank Guru for your company along the way. ]
Qian Ran spoke in a hurry because it was almost dawn.
After all the wishes were fulfilled, Qian Ran said to Li Yang: "Okay, I can go now."
Li Yang nodded slightly, took out burnable paper items such as postcards and cheering banners from the cardboard box of celebrity-related items, went downstairs to Qian Ran's surprise, and burned them on the roadside.
After the thing turned into a pile of ashes, it appeared in Qian Ran's hand.
"Thank you. I really appreciate it."
The girl was holding a bunch of idol merchandise and walked into the entrance of the underworld with a smile on her face.
"You, the ghost messenger, have a good service attitude, but isn't it a waste of time?" Fatty Liang yawned, "Although the girl is quite pitiful, her parents had already set their sights on the house just after she died. Even after her death, she didn't harm anyone or complain, and she even did a few good things."
"I'm just afraid that she might break out of prison and cause trouble."
Liang Tang nodded without exposing her, "Anyway, as long as all your wishes are fulfilled and you can die peacefully, that's all."
With a ding-dong sound, a new reminder popped up on the elderly phone.
【New performance +1, new points +3500. 】
【Reward extra points +300. 】
[Congratulations! Your ranking in the national temporary worker list has risen to first place! ]
Fatty Liang accidentally saw it and asked, "Are you still a temporary worker?"
Li Yang has gotten used to being interrogated like this every time he is discovered.
"It seems that it is not easy to enter the government offices in the underworld."
The true end of the universe is the exam.
Li Yang ignored his teasing and placed his fingertips on the newly added points.
"Let's go." Fatty Liang pushed his bicycle over. "What are you thinking about?"
"Qian Ran has more points than a wanted ghost who did evil. I can't quite figure out how it's calculated."
No matter how difficult it is to catch an ordinary ghost, the points will not increase due to the high difficulty. This is why other ghost messengers don’t bother to care about Qian Ran.
The Wenchun Road incident was a hot topic. Was it because the other ghost messengers were not well-informed? They must have been there, but Qian Ran would create a space to hide. It took them enough time to find one ghost to catch three or four ghosts elsewhere. There was no need to miss the opportunity to accumulate points at the beginning of the month and leave others far behind for an ordinary performance. For such troublemakers with no obvious benefits, everyone would wait until the end of the month when the rankings were basically stable before spending time dealing with them.
Fatty Liang said, "It's useless to make such a complicated calculation. That was calculated by the heavens. She just saved a lot of people in disguise and accumulated merit. Those ghosts didn't know the reason, and they didn't expect Qian Ran's points to be so high. Otherwise, would they have picked up the leak for you?"
"……"really.
Li Yang didn't expect this.
Liang Tang changed the subject and said, "Okay, okay, how are you going back?"
He took out the car keys, and Mr. Liang, who had never been able to borrow Boss Zhou's car, just wanted to curse.
This car is going to be stolen no matter what.
The two walked back to the Mercedes parked at the intersection and put the bicycles in the trunk.
Li Yang drove very fast, leaving behind Fatty Liang who was trying to take a nap, and he didn't catch up at all.
In the kindergarten, the front of the car finally stopped abruptly just before hitting a wall.
Only a gap less than one centimeter was left.
Liang Pangzi, who was holding the seat belt tightly, couldn't help but said, "You really want to work in reverse to compensate Zhou Du..." Then he unbuckled his seat belt and vomited outside the car, "But I don't want to pay Zhou Du for the car wash!"
Li Yang got out of the car and handed the key to him, then went back to sleep.
I got up and went out to drive after less than two hours of sleep. My driving instructor was replaced by another young male Taoist priest in the Tai Chi class.
Apart from two round trips in the day, Li Yang spent the rest of the time catching up on sleep. It was not until the evening when he used Weibo to look up performance data that he discovered a new topic in his follow list - Guru Super Topic.
Then I looked up at my own information.
ID: Did Guru get the certificate today?
Avatar: Two Q-version men, one in a suit and the other in a wedding dress.
The homepage that has never posted on Weibo also has a new Weibo: [Soon~]
Commenting and sending private messages, we are recognizing each other as sisters, cheering each other on, and believing that the day will come when we will get our marriage certificate.
Li Yang took a deep breath, moved his fingers, changed his username, and clicked confirm.
[The number of nickname changes has reached the upper limit. Members can change their nicknames up to five times per year.]
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