Chapter 16
"Save me, benefactor!!"
Dongguazi transformed into a human form, with his pigtail on top of his head grabbed by Zhou Du. The next second, his chubby body slipped out of his hands as if he could escape, and ran towards Li Yang.
Li Yang picked up the winter melon spirit at his feet and handed it to Zhou Du.
I hugged it very briefly.
Winter melon boy's body became stiff again after returning to Zhou Du's hands.
When Liang Tang was going downstairs, he almost tripped over his left foot and fell down with his right foot. Zhou Du was holding a baby, and Li Yang was standing next to him. The picture looked like a family portrait. His mind was full of the child-bearing literature that the sugar-crazed people talked about.
After learning from his colleagues that it was a big winter melon from the kindergarten that had turned into a spirit, Chef Liang breathed a sigh of relief and walked over to lift up the bellyband to take a look. “It’s a penis.”
Winter melon, who was pretending to be dead like a bug, finally moved and covered his private parts: "Don't eat me, my flesh is so old!"
"Who can eat this few ounces of meat?" Liang Tang patted its butt and said, "Give it a pair of pants to wear."
Dongguazi was then able to get off Zhou Du and was taken by Wu Qian and Lu Xiaoguo to change clothes.
The kindergarten has prepared clothes for children. After all, they are still children, and some of them may wet the bed due to sleepiness during lunch break.
Not long after, Dongguazi came back wearing human clothes with a red bellyband on the outside, holding his sister's hand.
Fatty Liang was operating his cell phone. He looked up and asked to take it off.
Wu Qian said with a headache: "She refused to take it off no matter what. She said she was uncomfortable when I asked her to wear it inside."
"Why, Superman wears his underwear outside, and you wear your bellyband outside, right? Is this bellyband your real body?"
Winter melon boy shook his head and patted his belly: "You don't understand, this is a blessing."
"Okay, don't take it off, just take the ID photo like this." Fatty Liang squatted down and pointed the camera of his mobile phone at it, "Smile."
Dongguazi bared his white teeth and waited until a click was heard before asking, "What ID photo are you taking?" In fact, he wanted to ask what an ID photo was, but his self-esteem did not allow him to ask that.
"Now that you have become a spirit, you have to register and report it, right?" Fatty Liang patted its head. "Change back and take another ID photo of your original form."
With a bang, Big Winter Melon rolled twice on the floor, muttering, "What trouble." It turned out that the spirit really wanted to report.
After Fatty Liang finished filming, Donggua turned back into a child and ran over to look at the phone with his head squeezed. But he couldn't read yet and could only understand the icons of a lotus and a bagua.
It looked up and asked for help: "Sir, what is this?"
"Don't ask me, I don't understand." Li Yang stood in the distance with his arms folded, a yogurt straw in his mouth, feeling a little dry, and he couldn't tell why.
I vaguely feel that it would be troublesome if the people in my dreams appeared in the real world.
Fatty Liang was filling out the form, but he was stumped on the name column. "What's your name?"
“Winter melon.”
"That's a type, are there any names for people?"
"I just became a spirit and don't have a name yet, but I want to take my benefactor's surname." Dongguazi blushed.
Li Yang was still distracted, and Lu Xiaoguo pushed him and asked him to choose a name.
Li Yang: “Winter melon.”
"It's going to take your last name!"
Li Yang: "Li Donggua."
Winter Melon Boy clapped his hands and said, "What a good name! This is the one!"
Big guy: "...Can you be a little more perfunctory?"
Li Yang barely used his brain, "Li Dong..." He glanced at the red bellyband that looked as festive as the Chinese New Year Fuwa, and his mind automatically played the song from the Spring Festival Gala, "Li Dong Qiang."
"Why don't you have the last name Qi? Qi Delong or Qi Dongqiang, at least you have two names to choose from." Fatty Liang complained as he typed in the extremely sloppy name and submitted it.
The web forum of "Buddhism and Taoism" was a bit slow to refresh, and it jumped to the pre-review page.
Looking at the address of the kindergarten written in [Chengjingdi (province/city/district/county/town/village/mountain, river)], Fatty Liang couldn't help feeling subtle.
Others are creatures from certain mountains and rivers, and no one can be so precise in knowing the ingredients in their home down to the exact house number.
After filling out the registration form for becoming a spirit, Li Dongqiang, holding a bottle of yogurt, was surrounded by all the teachers of the kindergarten and held an interrogation meeting to explain the process of becoming a spirit.
"How did you become a spirit? I don't quite remember. I only remember that I was woken up by this woman." Li Dongqiang pointed at Lu Xiaoguo.
The "awakening" of the fairies actually means that they have gained intelligence and self-awareness.
It’s just… Lu Xiaoguo: “? Noisy?”
Li Dongqiang covered his ears, "It's too noisy! She keeps talking nonsense in my ear every day, and there's also a voice telling her stories! The people in the stories are all good and bad. Today, the princess is hung on the city wall, and tomorrow, my little wife is locked in the basement..."
The kindergarten teachers said: “Stop! This is not suitable for children! You are still young and cannot listen to this!” They all condemned Lu Xiaoguo with their eyes.
Li Dongqiang nodded and said, "It's totally unsuitable! Too much sun or no sun is very unhealthy!" Professor Dong, a health expert in the plant world, said that photosynthetic nutrition needs to be balanced.
"I was wrong." Lu Xiaoguo couldn't raise his head.
"I have to listen to this all day long, and she will laugh and slap my melon skin at any time. Those princesses and little wives refuse to leave the bad guys, which makes me so worried and anxious that my melon skin is wrinkled. Then this woman waters me eight times a day!" Li Dongqiang cried in grievance: "The bad guy in the story only does it seven times a night, and she does it eight times a day! I am almost withered!"
Everyone looked puzzled: Lu Xiaoguo, what are you looking at?
Other fairies gained wisdom through good opportunities, such as listening to scriptures in temples and receiving enlightenment.
These kindergarten kids are very smart. Not only do they listen to old romance novels, but they also learn a bunch of random words.
Lu Xiaoguo said he had changed for the better: "I'm sorry!! I uninstalled those audiobook apps when school started!"
Li Dongqiang continued to recall: "Then my benefactor came, and that woman Lu Xiaoguo stopped bothering me..."
Li Yang: Well, I am bothered.
Dongqiang: "My benefactor can also water the vegetables healthily, which really saved me from the dire situation."
"Hmm..." The teachers were thoughtful. The reason why Donggua Jing recognized Li Yang was found. It was simple but reasonable. It was originally the naive mind of a newly born Donggua.
But...wasn't it too fast? From the time he gained wisdom, to the time he was able to enter Li Yang's dream, to the time he transformed, it was only about two months at most.
"I don't know either. Is the feng shui of our vegetable garden good? My whole body smells so good." Li Dongqiang, who was full of spiritual energy, sucked his fingers while thinking, and was gently patted down by the head teacher of the Lotus Class who had an occupational disease attack.
Regardless of whether the fairy cub will get sick or have bacteria, it must pay attention to hygiene in front of the kindergarten teacher.
Fatty Liang corrected: "It's the feng shui of the entire kindergarten. But why are you the only one who 'woke up' and not the other dishes?" It is the first one since the establishment of the kindergarten.
Li Dongqiang thought about it seriously, "Are they not working hard enough?"
“…”
Why not work hard? Why not listen to the princess hanging on the city wall?
In fact, it has nothing to do with Feng Shui. No matter how good the Feng Shui is, they are still vegetables. It doesn't take long for them to grow from being planted in the soil. Even if trees live for a hundred years, it is not guaranteed that they will be able to gain spiritual wisdom, let alone such a rapid upgrade.
Li Dongqiang is equivalent to a three-year-old child who skipped nine years of compulsory education and was admitted to the gifted classes at Peking University or Tsinghua University.
This is what they are wondering about.
"But my transformation was a little too fast. I originally felt that it would take another two or three years of watering before I could officially recognize my benefactor."
"Then you can't change your shape." Chef Liang said frankly: "I won't keep you alive until next year. I will just cut you up and cook you after the Mid-Autumn Festival."
Li Dongqiang immediately burst into tears.
Liang Tang coaxed again: "But now you can rest assured. Once you register as a spirit, you have the right to be a melon, and I can't eat you. Keep talking."
Li Dongqiang was still aggrieved: "A few days ago, I found that I could run into my benefactor's dream, so I went there every day. As a result, there was another person who was just like me and also snatched my benefactor from me in the dream, but I couldn't win. Every time, that person kicked my butt and sent me flying. After kicking, my body could move, and then I could transform into real hands and feet." It spread out its small palm and grasped a few times, "Then last night, I drank all the moon water that my benefactor sprinkled, and I became stronger."
This is too much information.
For a moment, I didn't know whether I should doubt whether the little guy was really transformed after being kicked or whether he was wrong, or whether I should be shocked that someone else had entered Li Yang's dream, or whether I should be curious about the identity and motives of the dreamer.
The latter is more serious.
The dreams they encounter are different from those of ordinary people. For ordinary people, dreams are just dreams, and even if the dreams are strange, they can mostly be explained by materialism. But this kind of people cannot. For them, dreaming is a channel for communication and obtaining information, but it is also a channel that is easily taken advantage of.
Although Li Yang is not in the same industry, his physique is special. He also works in a righteous kindergarten in the world of the living, so it is hard to guarantee that he will not be targeted.
Especially Liang Tang knew that Li Yang's side job was to go to the ground.
But... I really shouldn't do that.
The foundation of the kindergarten's protective formation that prevents the invasion of all strange things includes the most fragile dreams.
"Master Xiao Li, why didn't you tell us about such a big thing?"
Li Yang bit the straw hard and said nothing.
What? That he practiced swordplay with a man in his dream?
The teachers asked Li Dongqiang to explain the details.
"He's just a man wearing long clothes and with very long hair. He teaches my benefactor how to fight and sometimes reads books." Li Dongqiang spoke in a lower and lower voice, very concisely.
"..." Everyone was slow for a long time, and then seemed to understand a little bit, and asked again: "Didn't you do anything else?"
Li Dongqiang shook his head.
"It's a dream teaching." The Taoist and Buddhist teachers looked at each other in bewilderment: "Could it be an immortal?"
People's fate with immortals is mostly the fate accumulated by kind-hearted people who saved some kind of cultivated creatures.
People call them "Chu Ma Xian". When the Xian family recognizes a Chu Ma disciple, they will teach him in dreams.
But this possibility was quickly ruled out. A teacher said, "Our kindergarten is restricted, and even immortals can't get in."
So who can ignore it so blatantly? You can come and go freely like you are at home.
After a pause, they looked at each other: "No way???" They all looked at Li Yang.
Li Yang squeezed the empty yogurt box and said, "?"
"Did you see the face of the man in ancient costume clearly?" Liang Pangzi asked Li Dongqiang directly, not Li Yang. Even if Li Yang saw the man in his dream clearly, he would have changed his appearance after waking up through imagination or modification.
But this melon was not a dream; it was actually seen when he sneaked into Li Yang’s dream.
Li Dongqiang's eyes moved around and he lowered his head and hummed.
Fatty Liang immediately stood up, ran to the office and brought back a thick book. He opened it and read the portraits, asking Li Dongqiang to identify them one by one.
They are the ancestors of Taoism.
Lu Xiaoguo held his chin in his hand and said, "Those with hair and teaching how to fight have nothing to do with our Lotus Class."
The first principle of Buddhism is to talk things over nicely and not to fight.
As for Taoism, if you don't accept it, you will fight.
Li Dongqiang sat on a small wooden stool and turned the pages quickly.
Liang Tang: "Neither?"
It shook its head.
Liang Tang turned to the chapter about bigger figures with trembling hands.
Li Dongqiang turned the pages while saying "hmm..." This time he turned the pages more seriously and paused for a long time at several pages. The teachers in the Tai Chi class followed his rhythm and their hearts were in their throats.
Li Dongqiang slammed the book shut.
"Neither of them are inside? Are you sure you remember what they look like?"
Li Dongqiang puffed up his cheeks and played: "Hmm..."
"That's right." Liang Tang sighed, "How can that be possible?"
Li Yang breathed a sigh of relief for some reason.
Then Liang Tang looked at him and said, "Although I can't confirm which deity entered your dream, since I've taught you, you should not let me down. After the holiday, come to the Tai Chi class and take classes with the other kids."
Li Yang: “?”
"I was worried that you couldn't keep up with the course."
"No." Li Yang yawned slowly, "Will you drive the school bus if I go?"
"Just attend the two classes in the afternoon."
"No. The meeting is over. I'm going to go back and catch up on my sleep."
Li Yang stood up and left, and Li Dongqiang immediately followed him.
Leaving behind a group of helpless people.
Li Yang closed the door and Li Dongqiang was blocked outside.
It didn't dare to knock on the door, so it could only scratch it, calling softly: "Benefactor..."
Li Yang couldn't stand it anymore and opened the door, looking at the idiot with an unhappy face, "Are you sleepy?"
Li Dongqiang shook his head, thinking that it had slept very well.
"If you're not sleepy, go out and play with anyone you want."
Li Dongqiang seemed to be awakened and rolled down to play, but he didn't dare to look for Lu Xiaoguo and Liang Tang, so he stuck to Wu Qian who had changed his clothes.
After being stuck for a day, Wu Qian finally understood how easy it was for this stubborn person to identify people, just like a chick will regard the first thing it sees as its mother when it is born.
This is very dangerous and it is easy for the cat to be abducted, so I told it a few stories to prevent abduction.
Li Dongqiang listened with great interest and even trembled with empathy when he heard about the tense and exciting experience after the abduction.
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