Chapter 75
In the entire 779, except for Li Yang who was unaware of the situation, the rest of the people, especially the thirty strong men, tacitly accepted that he and Instructor Zhou were a couple. They finally behaved themselves and respectfully called him Teacher Li.
It was just after dinner, when a dozen people were drinking beer and chatting in the hotel's double room, that they started talking about Zhou Du and Li Yang.
"I didn't expect that Teacher Li is already in a relationship with Instructor Zhou." One person thought of Li Yang's tender face and said with regret: "I finally found a boy so cute that my heart was moved."
Someone thought of the fierceness that Li Yang showed when he had no expression on his face: "Cute?"
"? I mean her looks! Don't you think she's really cute?!"
Then they talked about the types of hotties in their circle.
There were also quite a few straight men in the room, listening as if they were listening to a gossip story and occasionally asking questions.
Zou Yuanyi, the owner of the double room, bumped into his roommate's shoulder and whispered, "What are you thinking about?"
Mu Zhou rolled his eyes at him: "What can I think about?"
Zou Yuanyi and he have been neighbors since childhood, born in the same hospital, and even on the same year, month, day, time and minute, and they know each other very well.
Including Muzhou's preferences.
"Don't change the subject. You said that since college, your first love, your first, second, third, and fourth love were all of the same type. Teacher Xiao Li happened to be that type. I'm warning you, don't have any bad thoughts. Instructor Zhou looks like he's not someone you can easily mess with." Zou Yuanyi emphasized the last four words.
Mu Zhou: "...Do I need your reminder? Idiot."
When Zou Yuanyi was scolded by him, he gritted his teeth and bit his shoulder.
Mu Zhou hissed, held the back of his head, stroked his hair and wanted to pull it apart, but he didn't want to pull his scalp, so he could only endure it and wait until he got over his biting urge.
Zou Yuanyi looked up and saw the row of teeth marks before he was satisfied.
*
22:30.
Thirty Eight Fire Men gathered in the lobby at Zhou Du's call.
Zhou Du checked his watch and saw the time. "Zi Shi." Thinking that these newbies had no knowledge of metaphysics, he explained again in plain language, "That is from 11pm to 1am. This is when the Yin energy is at its peak. We will get on the bus and head to Warriors Amusement Park."
Someone raised his hand: "Instructor, are we going to play?"
Zhou Du glanced at him and hummed, "You can think of it as going out for fun."
The silly young people in their early twenties cheered and happily got on the bus waiting at the hotel entrance.
Li Yang was already in the car, and everyone greeted him warmly.
It was only while the bus was moving that Li Yang began to formally teach them some things.
And some of these things were also taught to Li Yang by Zhou Du thirty minutes ago.
In short, the main character Li Yang was not prepared - this can be blamed on Zhou Du. Li Yang really thought that he could just teach some of the spells and paper figurine techniques he knew in 779.
However, thirty minutes ago, Zhou Du also taught Li Yang casually.
Li Yang learned it.
But what these Eight Fire Men can learn depends on their luck.
The first one that Li Yang taught was the Golden Body Curse. Zhou Du said, "If you eight fire men learn this curse, you can achieve twice the result with half the effort. The evil spirits will not be able to get close to you. However, you need to be focused and not distracted when chanting this curse. If you have any distracting thoughts, they will take advantage of you. Be careful."
Thirty strong men imitated Li Yang's hand movements.
The people Director Liu is looking for are not fake.
For a moment, golden light appeared in the car, but some were strong and some were weak.
Second, Li Yang taught them offensive things...
Li Yang took out a stack of talismans he had drawn himself.
Zhou Du explained: "The talismans drawn by you eight fire men are indeed powerful, but talismans require talent. Not everyone is as gifted as your teacher Xiao Li who can draw while eating snacks. So I will teach you this tomorrow. Now, I will distribute the Five Thunders to Suppress Evil Talismans drawn by your teacher Xiao Li. Each of you will have three. Use them when you encounter an evil spirit that cannot be escaped. Do you understand?"
Everyone looked confused: "Ah... Ah..."
Zhou Du asked a boy in the front row to take three talismans each, from the front of the car to the parking space. Then someone came to his senses: "Coach Zhou, what if all three talismans are used up?"
Without waiting for Zhou Du to reply, Li Yang raised his fist and said, "Then beat those dirty guys."
“…”
"With bare hands?! Can we?!"
Li Yang: "You should know that you are full of anger. Dirt can scare you and make you fall into illusions, but it can never touch you. But you can actually touch them. When your anger touches them, they will feel pain and be destroyed. But if you encounter a ghost, don't destroy it. Use the paper man ghost binding technique to tie it up in front of me."
At this moment, the thirty strong men really didn't understand the intention of some of the things the couple said, such as what did it mean to tie a ghost in front of him?
But never mind, just do it.
Then it was the last class. Li Yang asked: "Have you cut the paper figures I asked you to cut back at the hotel this afternoon?"
"Yeah, cut it."
Everyone took out their papers, some people cut more, while some people obviously didn't listen and only cut a few.
Li Yang taught and recited the formula for waking up the paper man.
The Eight Fire Men repeated the recitation and were surprised to find that several paper figures stood up and flew around restlessly.
Li Yang also blew up his ten little paper figures.
Paper man against paper man, Li Yang's paper men suppressed these new recruits and stood in a row in the air. Li Yang's paper men stood with their hands on their hips and patrolled like serious instructors, and would kick any disobedient one.
"Paper dolls can do a lot of things, but today I will only teach you one."
After saying that, Li Yang formed a seal with his fingertips, and a golden-red line formed between the two paper figures belonging to him.
This time, all the eight fire men looked at Li Yang with respect in their eyes.
"After the line is formed, you can talk to the paper figure in your mind and tie up the ghost or something else on the other side. Usually, once it is tied up, the other party cannot move."
"good!"
"Do you understand the hand gestures?"
"Teacher Xiao Li, please demonstrate it again!"
Li Yang did it again in slow motion.
The Eight Fire Men did as they were told. It must be said that Director Liu did have some talent in selecting people. For a moment, the golden thread in the car became tangled like a ball of wool that a cat had played with.
Li Yang breathed a sigh of relief. With such basic skills, there shouldn't be any safety issues.
The eight fire men chattered excitedly, not thinking at all about why they went to the amusement park and why Li Yang and Zhou Du wanted to teach them this. They also didn't notice outside the window that the bus was driving past the bustling nightlife city, going farther and farther away.
Finally we stopped in front of a deserted amusement park.
The rusty and peeling sign read darkly: Warrior Amusement Park.
Everybody get off.
It was already the end of January and they were wearing down jackets, but the cold still penetrated into their feet and bones and they could not keep warm no matter what they did.
They finally came to their senses, "Coach Zhou... Teacher Xiao Li... So you didn't take us to the amusement park?..."
They thought that after being tortured by Zhou Du all day, he was taking them to relax.
Zhou Du walked to the switch and turned it off.
In an instant, the dark amusement park lit up with colorful colors. The carousel started singing automatically and the small Ferris wheel also started turning quietly.
It was just extremely desolate, with dead leaves all over the ground, and it was obvious that no one had taken care of it for many years.
Zhou Du: "You can just treat it as a game."
Everyone's crying.
Who can play this?!
Before I finished crying, the business car following the bus 779 arrived.
After all, it would be hard to be responsible if something happened among thirty young men, so naturally the more people there are to ensure safety, the better.
After getting off the bus, I looked at this group of cowards and sighed.
That is to say, although the male born under the sign of the Eight Fires has strong Yang Fire and can overcome evil, everyone has a different personality. It does not mean that if you are a male born under the sign of the Eight Fires, you are born fearless. It still depends on the individual.
Some people are afraid of ghosts and gods, but what can we do about it?
Brother Hong cleared his throat and said, "Relax, it's just a test to train your courage, otherwise you will be so possessed that your mother won't recognize you when you get out of the school bus in the future."
Li Yang looked up at the dark sky of the amusement park.
The air was filled with evil and negative energy, and it was obviously a gathering place.
Trial? I feel like someone is going to pee their pants.
Someone started to talk about conditions: "Brother Hong, if we pass the trial, will there be any reward?"
Brother Hong looked at Zhou Du: "Today is the thirteenth day of the first lunar month, right?"
Zhou Du nodded.
Then Brother Hong said to them, "Then I'll give you three days off?"
Anyway, tomorrow is the fourteenth day of the first lunar month, and until the sixteenth, Li Yang has to prepare for the examination to become a regular ghost in the underworld.
The unsuspecting Eight Fire Man said clearly and foolishly, "Great!"
Brother Hong felt a little guilty, "Then I'll ask Director Liu to reimburse all your food, drinks and entertainment expenses during the three-day holiday, but the maximum amount per person is 5,000. Is that okay?!" Director Liu's unit has money anyway.
"Brother! That's awesome!!"
Thirty eight-fire men walked into the Warriors Amusement Park with heroic spirit and masculine energy.
The people from Bureau 779 who came with Brother Hong also went in and spread out in various directions, observing but not interfering unless their lives were in danger.
Li Yang, Zhou Du, and Hong Ge were leaning against the side of the business car. Hong Ge was bored, so he took out a cigarette, lit it, and passed one to Zhou Du.
Zhou Du: “No.”
He handed Li Yang another cigarette, but was frightened by Zhou Du's eyes and reluctantly took his hand back, trying to make excuses for himself: "Children should not smoke."
Li Yang was not very clear about the situation in the amusement park, but he taught everyone he could to deal with it. As long as it was used properly, there wouldn't be any big problems.
Brother Hong was holding a cigarette in his mouth, looking at the amusement facilities in operation. He remembered that Director Wang had looked at Li Yang's information before, and felt a little disappointed: "Xiao Li, when the trial is over, why don't you go in and have a look?"
Li Yang: “?”
Brother Hong continued, "Forget it. This crappy amusement park is not fun at all. A real amusement park has grilled sausages, cotton candy, ice cream, balloon shooting, and dolls..."
Li Yang listened, but had no real feeling.
But the man next to him suddenly held his hand gently.
Li Yang: “?” He shook it off.
Not shaken off.
Brother Hong thought again: "Nanjiang is close to Shanghai, isn't that amusement park very fun? Zhou Du, take him there once when you have time."
Li Yang wrinkled his nose, his hand still held, "No."
They are chatting here.
It's not easy for the people inside.
First there was the bungee jumping machine, and a man with eight fires was bewitched by the evil spirit and sat on it without wearing a seat belt.
779 Colleague A didn't have time to pull him down, so he could only quickly fasten his seat belt.
Then I watched him "playing" the bungee jumping machine with a silly smile on his face.
After waiting for a long time for the bungee jumping machine to stop operating, Colleague A from 779 caught the man and brought him back to consciousness.
After the eight fire men's eyes cleared up, they ran to the corner and vomited violently. After vomiting, they asked, "What's wrong with me?"
"You're good. You played the bungee jumping machine three times. Was it fun?"
I don’t actually remember it, but it was painful to vomit, “…it wasn’t fun.”
779 Colleague A slapped him on the back of the head: "If it's not fun, then cheer up! You are the most embarrassing one among the eight fire men!"
779 Colleague B has no major problems.
There was an Eight Fire Man on a pirate ship, which was shaking violently. Fortunately, he was conscious and wanted to catch the child ghost on the other side of the pirate ship, but the pirate ship was moving like that, so he couldn't act rashly, so he took out a little paper man and imitated Li Yang's seal.
As a result, the little paper man just pulled out a golden thread, tilted his head, looked at the amusement facility, and said, "Huh?"
The golden thread disappeared, and the little paper hand clung to the handrail and swung happily, chirping and saying something like, "Fun, fun, fun!"
Eight Fire Men: "..."
Colleague B: “…”
The eight fire men blew up the other eight little paper men, and the result was the same. The ten little paper men were having a great time riding on the pirate ship.
Colleague B covered his face.
Colleague C, over there on the carousel, there was a child ghost sitting on the unicorn horse, making faces, grinning, and making sarcastic remarks.
The eight fire men were exhausted from chasing, but it was no use chasing them on the ground or on a wooden horse.
He stayed where he was, waiting for the Trojan horse to move to his position before catching it.
As a result, the child ghost flashed and appeared on the pumpkin carriage on the other side.
The Eight Fire Men had no choice but to summon out the little paper man as well.
This time, the little paper figurine of the Eight Fire Men didn't join in the wooden horse play.
That is, he forgot the hand seal.
Colleague C: ...
I finally understood that at one point Zhou Du couldn't be said to be showing off, but could only say that it was too shameless to say that there was only one Li Yang in the whole country, one in a million.
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