Chapter 78
Even though Li Yang came back to life, his body and soul were still drunk. He lay on the bed for a long time before he sobered up.
The window screen blocked the glare, allowing only the warm sunlight to shine into the room.
He was dazed for a moment, feeling that the layout of the room was different from before, then he came to his senses - last night, Zhou Du mixed a glass of wine to help him escape from his soul, and he fell asleep in Zhou Du's room. Then he went to the underworld to take the exam, got the first place, attended the annual meeting, and then got drunk again. He couldn't remember what he did.
Li Yang shook his head, sat up from the bed, and then found that something hard had hit his waist.
He reached in and pulled out two small trophies.
One is: The 32nd Outstanding Impermanence of the Underworld.
One is: the record-breaker with the lowest praise rate in history.
“…”
Li Yang put down the trophy and got up. There was no one in the living room of the suite. Zhou Du had disappeared.
He returned to his room, took a shower, washed up, and watched the video of last night's annual meeting sent by Yu Shuang.
Yu Shuang asked him to scroll to 41:00 to start watching. When Li Yang scrolled to it, he saw Niu Tou and Ma Mian on the stage of the annual meeting, singing in unison, saying that the record of the lowest favorable review rate had been broken, blah blah, congratulations to Li Yang, the fifth group of the Living Impermanence, Li Yang! ! Where is Li Yang? Where did he go? !
Yu Shuang couldn't find him either, so she gritted her teeth and helped Li Yang go on stage to accept this embarrassing award.
Li Yang didn't know that the annual meeting of the Underworld had this process, but it didn't matter. It was the lowest in history, so what did it matter? He pressed the lock button, spit out the toothpaste bubbles, rinsed his mouth, wiped his face with clean water, and went out.
Zhou Du came back with breakfast, raised the food bag in his hand, and asked, "Do you want to eat in your room or mine?"
Li Yang didn't say anything, but reached behind him and closed his door.
Zhou Du in the corridor made way for him, revealing the door of his room for him to enter.
While eating breakfast in the living room, Li Yang asked, "The Lantern Festival is coming soon. When does Zhou Ze start school?"
"The eighteenth day of the first lunar month."
Li Yang calculated the time and found that he would probably have to carry out training work in 779 on the 18th of the first lunar month. "Then I will go to your house on the 17th of the first lunar month and bring Li Dongqiang back."
"Well, no hurry."
The entire 17th floor of the hotel was reserved by 779 and given to those eight-fire men to live in. Li Yang finished his breakfast and went out. Although he had a holiday for the next three days, he still wanted to see what they were doing, but was stopped by Zhou Du.
Li Yang had no choice but not to look, but from the corner of his eye he could see the door of the next room was wide open, and on the bed, there was a little bit of skin on the boys' bare arms.
Before he could take a closer look, Zhou Du covered his eyes, pushed him into the room and closed the door.
Then Zhou Du went from room to room and closed the door.
The eight hungover fire men heard the door closing in a daze. They looked up and vaguely saw the figure of Zhou Mowang. They were startled, but thinking that they had finally got a day off, of course they had to sleep in, so they turned over in the pile of clothes in a daze and continued to sleep.
*
On the fifteenth day of the first lunar month, the moonlight was bright.
Li Yang didn't know what the Eight Fire Men had planned, but Li Yang and all the talisman masters in Bureau 779 took advantage of this auspicious day to draw talismans crazily.
It can be said that the requirement of 779 is that all the talismans to be used by the bureau in the coming year should be drawn at this time.
Li Yang came to 779 to see if he could help in any way, and then was drafted here.
However, this strong man did a good job and seemed to be worshipped.
There were a pile of snacks and drinks on both sides of Li Yang. He took a bite of Lays potato chips and a sip of AD calcium milk. His right hand was constantly drawing talismans, basically taking 30 seconds to draw one, which made others sweat.
Zhou Du and Fat Director Wang finished their discussion in the conference room. When they walked out of the courtyard, they saw Li Yang and ten other people drawing talismans. He went over and asked, "What else do you want to eat?"
Li Yang paused with his brush, as he had drawn a mistake.
The brush started to draw circles all over the place, then was crumpled into a ball and thrown away.
I became restless and said, "I want to drink some sugar water."
"Okay." Zhou Du responded.
At this time, many businesses have resumed business. Zhou Du ordered Cantonese dessert on the food delivery platform. Thirty minutes later, he called Brother Hong to pick it up.
Everyone had one, but there were three in front of Li Yang.
Li Yang seemed not to notice. He looked up, then lowered his head to concentrate on the talisman, "I can't finish it."
"Which one would you like?"
Li Yang pointed at the double skin milk and mango watermelon Bobo sago.
Zhou Du picked up another portion of taro balls and drank it himself.
The other ten talisman masters from 779 finished drinking the sugar water and continued working.
Finally, at 22:30, Brother Hong touched several stacks of thick talisman papers with a smile and said, "That's enough, thank you all for your hard work! Thank you, Teacher Xiao Li!"
Fat Director Wang also invited everyone to have a midnight snack.
Li Yang rubbed his shoulders and neck, stood up, and went out with everyone.
779 is located on Fruit Street, adjacent to Dongshan Park.
As soon as this time comes, many stores put out tables and chairs.
779 was obviously already familiar with the boss. They picked a restaurant, greeted the boss, and sat at three tables.
Not long after we ordered, the proprietress brought out a dozen small bowls of glutinous rice balls and said with a smile, "Today is Lantern Festival, our restaurant is giving them away for free, everyone should have a try, for good luck."
Everyone thanked them. People who practice metaphysics should believe in such auspicious and auspicious things, and most of them are locals. They have long wanted to have a bowl of dumplings when they get home from get off work, but this is not a midnight snack for the leader.
They picked up their small bowls and started eating.
Li Yang took a bite, and it was his obsession with not wasting food that prevented him from spitting it out, "Why is there meat?"
Local Hong Ge chuckled and said, "You may not know, but the Yuanxiao in Nanjiang is made with meat."
Sweet meat dumplings.
Good hell of a good meal.
Li Yang was somewhat reluctant to accept the offer, but he didn't know what to do with the food.
The grilled skewers came up, and there were three meat dumplings in Li Yang's bowl. He picked up the squid ring skewer and took a bite, then looked down and found that the dumplings in front of him were gone.
He tilted his head to take a look, and saw two small bowls in front of Zhou Du next to him. One was empty, and the other still had two dumplings left. It was obviously Li Yang's bowl.
Zhou Du scooped another one with the porcelain spoon and put it into his mouth naturally. Noticing Li Yang's gaze, he also looked over, as if asking: What are you looking at?
...Pervert. Li Yang thought while biting the squid ring.
*
After the fifteenth day of the first lunar month meal, the days passed quickly. In Zhou Du's hellish training and Hong Ge's push process, Li Yang finally finished the courses that needed to be taught. The training was successfully completed. Among the thirty eight-fire men, twenty-three passed.
Although there are only eighteen kindergartens for little aliens in the country, the remaining five Eight Fire Men can be used as a talent pool and are ready to be employed at any time. Therefore, the Special Department of the Education Bureau set up a special department to retain these five Eight Fire Men.
The eighteen Eight Fire Men were sent to kindergartens in various cities.
Li Yang was unable to pick up Li Dongqiang on the 17th day of the first lunar month because he could not be picked up. Li Dongqiang refused to leave, and Zhou Du's parents and brother also refused to let him go.
He could only take the melon back when all the teachers of Yangjian Zhengdao Kindergarten had returned and Li Dongqiang had no choice but to go back.
When Zhou Du and Li Dongqiang returned to the kindergarten, Lu Xiaoguo, with a floral cloth tied on his head, was leading all the teachers to clean the teaching building.
Li Dongqiang, who had left Zhou's house in a depressed mood, roared and joined in, helping in various ways.
Li Yang and Zhou Du returned to the dormitory.
The public areas of the dormitory have been cleaned, the floors and glass windows are spotless, and the items in the living room are neatly arranged.
Li Yang had nothing to be embarrassed about. After all, they had not been in the kindergarten since the 13th day of the first lunar month, so it was inevitable that they would be covered in dust.
But twenty minutes later, Lu Xiaoguo came back to the dormitory with a broomstick on the ground, "Xiao Li, what's wrong with you? You still have so much New Year's goods left!!!"
She meant the candy nuts ones.
Liang Tang, who had returned, also opened the refrigerator and said with a sullen look, "Only one fifth of the ingredients I prepared for you have been consumed."
Before Li Yang could say anything, Li Dongqiang had already spoken: "Before the Chinese New Year, we went to Grandpa Xu's house to play for two days, and during the Chinese New Year we went to Xiao Zhou's house for dinner. Then, Grandpa and Xiao Zhou went to Director Pangpang's house, but Xiao Donggua went to Xiao Zhou's parents' house, so we didn't have a chance to eat. Don't be angry, Xiao Donggua will try his best to finish it starting today!" As he spoke, he also felt greedy, so he immediately washed his hands, picked up the chocolate beans, and started to eat them in front of the teachers.
Seeing that the teachers were shocked by Li Dongqiang's self-proclaimed name, Li Yang explained: "Little Winter Melon was what Zhou Du's parents called him, and then he called himself this."
"...Then you are quite busy. But, Li Dongqiang, you claim to be disgusting." Lu Xiaoguo picked up the winter melon spirit and said.
In her hands, Li Dongqiang suddenly changed into a female body with two buns on her hair - yes, it was because of her female clothes that Zhou Du's parents were completely fascinated by her and they got their fill of raising a daughter.
Li Dongqiang said in a female voice: "What about this? Does Teacher Guoguo still hate Xiao Donggua?"
“………………………………”Fuck. Lu Xiaoguo rubbed a handful of winter melon essence.
Wu Qian also came over quickly, "You can become a baby girl a long time ago. You should be the mascot of the kindergarten! Is this enough for little winter melon? Teacher Qianqian can also buy some small cakes."
Li Dongqiang was happily being ravaged while eating the big cakes drawn by the two female teachers.
The remaining male teachers were too embarrassed to touch the baby girl, but they were also very doting: "Eat it, eat it, if you don't eat it, it will expire."
Li Yang felt a headache when he saw this scene that brought disaster to the country and the people, so he went upstairs to his room.
I tidied the room, took a shower, and left the building.
The sun came out today and the temperature rose suddenly. It was warm and cozy, just like the atmosphere of spring.
Li Yang's short hair was 70% dry. After receiving a message from the kindergarten work group, she went downstairs again.
The teachers gathered in the living room, and the coffee table was filled with food. However, Zhou Du was not there, and no one knew where the food was.
When Lu Xiaoguo saw Li Yang coming down, he began his passionate speech: "At the beginning of the new year..."
Everyone automatically ignored the polite words, and finally Lu Xiaoguo distributed the red envelopes in his hand, and everyone came alive:
"It's smooth sailing."
"Two dragons take off."
"Three sheep bring good luck."
"Peace all year round."
“…”
It was Li Yang’s turn, number nine.
Li Yang broke the formation directly: "Thank you."
The teachers who suffered from obsessive-compulsive disorder to some extent burst into wailing instantly.
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