Chapter 8
Zhou Du looked over.
Li Yang: “…”
No, didn’t you little brats see such a big stink bug?
It was really a mistake to blame those little guys. They didn't know what bedbugs were, nor did they know that bugs could fart. They never imagined that a bug could cause such great damage.
The teachers quickly gave some scientific information: it is a kind of flying insect that will secrete a smelly liquid when frightened, just like a fart.
The kids understood: "I thought it was Peng Nannan who farted because she was scared by the bugs, it turns out it was the bugs who farted because they were scared by Peng Nannan."
"I thought only people could emit such a stinky smell, like our Taoist Priest Hengyun."
"Me too. I was sad for a long time because my handsome brother could actually fart, and it was such a big one." The little nun was obviously relieved.
The first day of school is a smelly day. It starts with talking about farts and ends with talking about farts.
Lu Xiaoguo had a headache and decided to reduce one skill class and one theoretical enlightenment class from the next week when arranging the class schedule, and replace them with "Science and Nature" and "Civilized Language from an Early Age" to supplement the biological knowledge and say less words like "fart".
Lu Xiaoguo came to Li Yang and analyzed Xiao Zhixuan's behavior with him: "She turned the bug into candy as a gift for you, but she didn't expect that the magic suddenly failed when it fell into Peng Nannan's hands... But I heard from Peng Nannan that you didn't intend to take the candy in the first place? Fortunately, you didn't take it, otherwise it would have failed when you put it in your mouth."
The mention of giving a gift made Li Yang raise his eyes slightly.
He didn't take it not because he was lucky or saw something, but simply because the kid's smile was familiar to him. In the past, the group of naughty kids in the town used to smile like this when they cheated people, and they recognized him as their father after being beaten by him.
So when the candy lying in her tender palm was handed to her, Li Yang remained indifferent, waiting to see what tricks she would play.
Sure enough, the little girl was not as soft and harmless as she appeared. But as Lu Xiaoguo said, she was not playing a prank on purpose, and she did not want the spell to fail.
He was different from those kids who played pranks on others. Li Yang believed this.
Because she just wanted to experiment.
As for how genuine the intention was in giving the gift, Li Yang didn't know, but what was certain was that he was being used as a test subject.
This little cub, who only speaks in a stammering voice and with a baby voice, is the hidden little devil in the kindergarten.
Li Yang looked towards Zhou Du. A group of puppies were still wagging their tails around the tall man's legs like overexcited dogs. Only little Zhixuan stood in the outer circle, raising her rosy little face like a glutinous rice ball and looking at the man quietly. Even without smiling, she was extremely sweet and won people's hearts.
Zhou Du pulled his legs out of the milk ball, picked up little Zhixuan, and held him with one hand. Little Zhixuan sat on his arm with a faint smile on his face, his head resting obediently on his shoulder. The little devil turned into a melted milk ice cream.
"Chenchen, to be honest, the scene of our boss taking care of the children is really pleasing to the eye." Lu Xiaoguo said.
"I think so too, but I want to know why he, a principal who sleeps until the kindergarten is over every day, is so popular with the children?" Wu Qian felt a little jealous. They were so difficult to deal with on weekdays and always made things difficult for the teachers, but how come they turned into docile little lambs in front of Zhou Du?
Zhou Du held little Zhixuan in his arms and led a group of cubs to the play area.
Zhixuan was let down. He found a jigsaw puzzle and started playing it attentively.
Other children also threw themselves into the various toys.
There was still a slight lingering smell of bedbugs in the school bus.
Zhou Du walked over and performed the Wind Summoning Technique. A breeze blew in through the car window, blowing away the last trace of the smell.
Director Zhou looked at the four teachers in the Tai Chi class and asked, "Don't you know this secret?"
Four Taoist Priests: ...
It’s not that I can’t, it’s just…
"Maybe... Leader, do you still remember that you have an ancestor?" Lu Xiaoguo asked boldly on their behalf.
The first commandment of your ancestors is not to abuse your magical power! She, a Buddhist, knows it.
Then everyone read from Zhou Du’s sudden realization on his face: Oh, that’s what happened.
“…”
Being favored by the great master can be so outrageous.
The Tai Chi teachers shook their heads in their hearts.
And you used it too easily! For such a trivial matter that could be easily resolved with just a gust of wind, they didn't even think of using magic!
The school bus no longer had the peculiar smell, and Lu Xiaoguo went to take the children on the bus. Only then did everyone notice that she was walking with a limp, so they called her over.
After being reminded by her colleagues, Lu Xiaoguo looked down at her foot and said calmly, "Ah, I think I twisted it." She was accidentally bumped by the panicked Peng Nannan during the chaos on the school bus and sprained her ankle. She didn't care about it at the time and forgot about it after evacuating the children.
The other colleagues didn't react, except Li Yang: "...Don't you feel anything?"
"I don't feel pain." Lu Xiaoguo blinked, and the next second she began to cry: "I am a woman who can't feel pain... If I don't feel pain, it means no one will feel sorry for me, so I still have to continue working, right? I won't get sympathy and love from my leaders and colleagues, right? Oh, am I destined to be such a miserable woman?"
Today's painful literary output.
Everyone took a deep breath and said, "Hurry up and drag this man away. Treat his brain first and then his legs."
Lu Xiaoguo shook his head in a cloud-like manner, "No! Let me bear the hardship of following the car alone!" He was carried away by Wu Qian and a monk teacher who was proficient in traumatology.
Since Lu Xiaoguo was injured, someone else had to follow the car.
The remaining teachers were pushing the issue here and there, all talking about which summer homework they had to grade, and they might not be able to finish until the early morning, they were very busy.
Then who is the most idle person in the whole garden?
Everyone's eyes fell on Director Zhou.
*
The children got on the bus and sat down. They were obviously more excited. They all stared at Zhou Du with bright eyes, but asked Li Yang: "Driver brother, is it really the head teacher who is taking us back?"
"Yes." Zhou Du held the pen with his long fingers and responded casually. At the same time, he filled out the vehicle record and scribbled a few strokes at the signature.
The pen tapped lightly against the yellow painted crossbar of the cab. "Everyone is here. Drive, brother driver."
Li Yang almost crushed the steering wheel.
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