Chapter 78 Scene 36 My Toy
“…”
"Why aren't you talking?"
"I just think," He Yuezhe smiled and touched Wuming's head, whose black hair became messy again, "you really are like a little child."
"Get out of here, I'm much older than you." Wuming pushed He Yuezhe's hand away and walked towards the roller coaster.
"Is this true?"
"You wouldn't believe it even if I told you."
"After all, humans only believe what they want to believe. Since you've asked, I don't want to say any more."
"You're so smart."
“…”
"I'm serious. I don't mean to mock you."
"Be quiet, I'm in a bad mood."
"Oh, sorry."
"...I don't blame you. Also, go buy me a ticket."
"Huh?" He Yuezhe only then noticed the inexplicably extra "ticket booth" at the roller coaster entrance. "When did this appear?"
"Chen Shuo conjured it up for me. Why, don't you want to spend money on me?" Wuming put his hands on his hips, pointed at the ticket booth, and signaled He Yuezhe to hurry up.
He Yuezhe had no choice but to nod, bent his middle leg and opened the ticket window where bloody tentacles were still wriggling.
"Hello," she said.
The ticket window was so small that it was only the size of the robot's two palms. Its tentacles had yellow, curly nails that stuck to the window panel and forced it into the narrow gap between the window and the panel.
This nail seems familiar?
“Puff…Puff…”!!!
The sound of flesh and blood exploding continued to ring out, and the bulging narrow gap slowly returned to calm.
A pair of extremely white, almost colorless eyes emerged from the darkness.
"Hello... are you here to buy a ticket?" He asked, moving his eyes left and right.
"Well."
He Yuezhe glanced at Wuming, who was three meters away from him, took out a few dried flowers from his pocket, placed them on the table, and whispered, "Buy one and pay with this, okay?"
"Hmm...what is this?"
"The flowers are edible. They have a salty, syrupy taste and are delicious."
"What is salty paste...? I don't know... but... I haven't seen... flowers... yet... If you want... you can... give it to me..."
“Ahem—!!”
He Yuezhe felt a sudden heaviness in her middle leg. She looked down stiffly and saw Wuming, looking at her with her three-white eyes.
"One ticket isn't enough," Wuming grabbed a handful of paper clips from the bag in her skirt and placed them on the table. "Or do you guys sell family tickets for this roller coaster?"
"Family...tickets? ...Can my sister, mom, and dad...also...buy...family...tickets?"
"Aren't you the ticket seller? You can get the tickets yourself and get the employee price, why not?" Wuming asked.
"But... they... said... I was... ugly... and couldn't... go out..."
The eyeballs trembled, and newly grown nails extended from both sides, gradually turning yellow and emitting a rotten stench.
"I can't go to the amusement park... It'll scare others...!"
"Hiss, I seem to know you." Wuming said.
The paper clip was like a rubber band in her hand. With a slight movement of her finger, it bounced onto her eyeball, making a crisp "clang" sound!
The nails were cracked and the eyes were revealed again.
"But there doesn't seem to be an amusement park where we are. How did you know about this?" Wuming was very confused.
"Where we are"?
As soon as the nails on the eyeball grow longer, another paper clip will pop out.
"The amusement park... is fun... My sister... took me... there... a long time ago..."
The intervals between the eyeball's words grew longer and longer, it seemed very tired, and it kept trying to block its sight with its nails.
Wuming was so impatient that she reached out and grabbed the eyeballs out. She said in a fierce tone, "Are you going to sell us the tickets or not?!"
"Stop being sleepy all day long, cheer up!!!"
"I... I'm... sorry... but... I... don't have... a ticket... ah..."
Tentacles covered with rotten yellow nails grew out almost instantly!
They separated Wuming and the eyeballs, and then turned into mud and water and fell to the ground!
"Alright," He Yuezhe patted Wuming, whose face was wrinkled with nervousness, and stretched out his hand to pinch something in the air. "Look, isn't this the ticket?"
“…Where did you steal it from!?”
"It gave this to us, how can it be considered stealing?"
"Sharp-tongued." Wuming twitched his lips, pulled He Yuezhe's wrist, and walked towards the entrance of the roller coaster, "Remember to tell him thank you."
"I know."
"Thank you very much."
He Yuezhe waved the two roller coaster tickets in his hand and smiled at the pair of "autistic" eyes.
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"Okay, tell me what crimes you have committed."
"I, I... Oops—do we have to have this conversation on the roller coaster?!"
"What's wrong with that? It's the same everywhere, isn't it?"
"How come they are the same?! It's scary!!!"
"...Are you afraid of heights?"
"No……!!"
"Haha, I'll trust you when your voice stops shaking."
“Don’t, don’t…”
"Then tell me, what did you do?" Wuming sneered twice.
Her hair was flying wildly, whistling with the wind.
"...I didn't do anything." He Yuezhe narrowed his eyes and tried to make his voice calm again.
"Only one ticket?" Wuming flipped his hair and said, "If I didn't know you, I would have thought you wanted to experience it yourself."
"You know that's impossible."
"Humph, and tell me the truth about where you got those two tickets."
"oops!"
The roller coaster suddenly froze during its ascent, and He Yuezhe was so scared that he grabbed Wuming's shoulder before he could even answer!
"Are you psycho?!?"
"Aa ...
“…”
“…”
The roller coaster finally completed the last level of rapid descent and began to slowly move towards the next station.
“…”
He Yuezhe looked at Wuming, who had closed her eyes and fallen silent, poked her and asked, "You...are afraid of heights too?"
"You—! Aren't you afraid of heights? Why did you insist on choosing this project?!"
"I'm sorry."
"I'm sorry you little head aa ...
“WHAAAA ...
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"That's it."
"So, aren't you going to deal with it?" Wuming said with a cold face, spitting out blood, staring at the man in work uniform.
The man looked embarrassed and apologized quickly, "The accident caused by the aging track of this roller coaster is indeed not what we wanted to see, but, but..."
"Just what?" He Yuezhe asked.
"Hey, it's just that we just opened and haven't made any money yet, so we don't have anything to compensate you."
"You won't compensate? If you don't, I'll destroy your entire venue." Wuming threatened.
"Hey, this, this... Then I'll give you some coupons. You can get discounts every time you come next time. Is that okay?"
"no!"
"cannot……"
"What are you going to say?"
He Yuezhe replied in a low voice: "No, it's free?"
"Free your head!" Wuming knocked He Yuezhe's forehead hard. "We both almost died. Do you think this is something that can be solved for free?!"
"Oh, okay, okay, you decide."
"Let me think about it."
"Hey, two tourists! There are so many other tourists lined up outside my customer service center!"
The staff member pointed at the door, as if to kick the two out: "If you don't solve it now, you can't keep others waiting, right?"
"I think you really have no self-awareness at all." Wuming took a few steps forward.
Paper clips fly out!
In the blink of an eye, it pierced the consultation window sill less than ten centimeters away from the staff member!
"This, this, this! Isn't this bad!?"
"What's wrong with that?"
He Yuezhe took a few steps forward and simply twisted the staff member's thigh, tying it into a bow like a ribbon.
She smiled and said, "I didn't expect it to suit you so well."
"Well, it looks good." Wuming commented.
"Yeah, I think you're so cute!"
“…This sentence is a bit redundant.”
"……Well?"
“Aa ...
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So with the help of He Yuezhe and Wuming, the staff member who was closed-minded finally gave in and agreed to rebuild the roller coaster track and would definitely use the best materials available on the market.
^
"Hmmmm, why are there so many people??"
Wuming was startled by the crowd at the entrance of the amusement park's customer service center.
"The quality of this amusement park is so poor. How can people get injured while playing there?" said passerby A.
"That's right, I don't know if it will be included in tomorrow's Home Daily. But don't you feel uncomfortable with these people following you?" said Passerby B.
"What can we do? Everyone has accepted it. Why should we not accept it?" Passerby A said again.
"Do you think we are annoying?" asked passerby C.
"Look at this kid, he always tells the truth." Passerby A said.
"What do you mean?!" asked passerby D.
"It's literally what I mean. Don't be angry. Everyone feels uncomfortable being followed like this, and we are not the only ones." Passerby B said again.
"What does this have to do with isolated cases?" asked a passerby.
"What I mean is, our idea is not wrong, right? Everyone thinks so. You can't just blame us!" Passerby B also said.
"Okay, stop talking to them and get in line quickly, or someone will get there first." said passerby A.
"Well, hello again." said passerby B.
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"So, it seems that these people are the ones mentioned in the broadcast?" Wuming touched his chin, stood outside the crowd and watched, saying a few words from time to time.
"You are so kind." He Yuezhe stood behind her with a resentful look on his face and a gloomy tone.
"...Do you really want to be a ghost?" Wuming glanced at her and reacted indifferently.
He Yuezhe sighed helplessly and shook his head, "I don't want to."
"Then why are you sighing here? You're so resentful. It's rare, rare."
Wuming clicked his tongue in amazement, then turned his head and ignored her again.
"My toys," He Yuezhe twirled her hair with his fingertips and said, "If you throw away my toys, I will be very bored."
"Isn't it enough for me to have one?"
"It's different. I haven't had 'that kind' of toys in a long, long time."
"You'd better get rid of that weird habit of yours." Wuming grabbed the hair back, "Oh, wait, someone seems to be coming."
"Hey, shall we go now?"
He Yuezhe had already seen those familiar figures in the crowd. When she heard this, she immediately grabbed Wuming and tried to run away.
"thump--"!
"Why are you kneeling down to me all of a sudden??!"
"Host, you overused your skills earlier! You're now in the recovery phase, so just be patient. You'll be back to your old self soon!!"
“…?”
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Author's note: Xiaozhe is really afraid of heights, so if you happen to meet her here, please don't invite her to ride the roller coaster (and definitely not the Ferris wheel)!!!!!
Otherwise, she'll make it into a toy!!!!! (After thinking about it, I decided to cross this out.)
Xiaozhe is a very friendly person, I hope you can become good friends with her!!!!!
——Under the collapsed roller coaster, written by █ █.
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