With quick reflexes, Song Jingzhou grabbed Su Qingci and secured a window. He tossed two large luggage bags up, then, clinging to the window, sprang inside.
"Bring glory to your ancestors, I... I... don't forget about me!"
Looking at this magnificent scene, Su Qingci also became nervous and raised her hands high towards Song Jingzhou.
As soon as Song Jingzhou steadied himself, before he could even glance at the luggage on the ground, he quickly leaned out halfway and reached out his hand to Su Qingci.
He slipped his hands under Su Qingci's armpits and lifted her up from the window with a forceful pull.
"Ahhh~"
Su Qingci's feet were lifted off the ground, and she couldn't help but let out a gasp.
Soon, he was lifted up and pulled inside through the window.
"It's alright, it's alright."
Su Qingci steadied herself by holding onto Song Jingzhou's arm, watching the passengers using all sorts of tricks to get on the bus. It was so exciting and novel!
After Su Qingci regained her footing, Song Jingzhou quickly bent down to pick up the luggage bag from the ground. "Let's go, let's take advantage of the fact that there are fewer people now and find our carriage quickly."
"Once they're all up here, like they said, there won't even be room to move your feet."
Ignoring Su Qingci's curious expression, Song Jingzhou pulled her towards the front carriage.
They bought sleeper berths in carriage number eight.
"You didn't go to the restroom while you were in the waiting room, did you?"
"You've always been a clean person; I could tell by the fact that you covered your mouth as soon as you went in."
"We took advantage of the fact that there were fewer people now, found our places to put our things down, and then rushed to grab the toilet."
Amidst the chaos, Su Qingci, with Song Jingzhou's help, managed to snag a spot in the toilet.
She was shocked again when she saw the toilet in front of her.
This is the toilet??
The bathroom, less than 2 square meters in size, had a gourd-shaped hole cut into the floor... and then there was nothing underneath...
right.
It was empty; through the hole, one could clearly see the soil, pebbles, and unidentified wildflowers and weeds below.
Was the toilet used for fieldwork at this time? Or was it for being thrown from a great height...?
So nowadays, trains carry passengers to urinate and defecate anywhere... all the way from Changsha to Kyoto, crossing six provinces...
Just as Su Qingci was questioning the meaning of life, the train slowly started moving with a clatter.
The scenery below the gourd cave began to move rapidly, receding into the distance.
As the train accelerated, a cool breeze rushed up from the tunnel entrance, causing Su Qingci's bangs to flutter in the wind, which also carried an indescribable scent...
I'm starting to question the meaning of life.
Su Qingci's lips twitched. If this were winter, her butt would be frozen solid before she even finished pooping!
Without time to think too much, Su Qingci took advantage of the moment and flashed into the farm.
I took a shower in three minutes, changed all my clothes, put on a pair of pants of the same color, and put the dirty jacket on top. Considering the conditions on the train, I quickly went to the toilet and instantly felt like I had lost more than three or four pounds.
The entire process takes only seven or eight minutes in the space.
When Su Qingci left the farm again, the toilet door was being pounded on loudly.
A shrill voice was cursing loudly.
"Who is it that's shameless? How long have they been in there? Why aren't they coming out yet? Is this your private outhouse? There are so many people waiting outside!"
"What the hell are you doing in there, bleeding and spitting blood?"
"Even if it's a worm, it should be finished by now, right?"
"Why isn't it coming out yet? I'm about to burst! Even giving birth doesn't take this long!"
"Damn, is it a difficult birth?"
Su Qingci's face turned green as she listened. Where did this weirdo come from? The insults were too awful.
The door was flung open with a bang, and a woman was seen trying to rush inside.
"Damn it, she's finally out! Don't she have any manners at all?"
Su Qingci stepped forward and bumped into the woman with her shoulder, causing her to stumble.
Behind the woman, a woman with a little girl quickly grabbed the little girl and rushed inside while the woman in front was still unsteady, slamming the door shut.
"Hey, you bitch, you're mine!"
The woman finally managed to stand up, only to find the toilet occupied again, which made her so angry that her eyes almost turned red.
"Damn it, you who's been ridden by thousands and trampled by tens of thousands, I've been waiting in line for ages, and you dare to cut in line."
"Get out here right now, you piece of trash!"
The woman inside with the child wasn't one to be trifled with either. She immediately started yelling back through the door, "You old hag, try swearing at me again, and I'll shove a pile of shit in your mouth!"
"You think you're so classy? You want to come in? You'd better wait until you poop your pants."
Seeing that neither of them were easy to deal with, Su Qingci quickly made her escape while the two were fighting. By the time the woman came to her senses, Su Qingci had already run back to her private room.
"Bringing honor to the family and ancestors, here you go!"
Su Qingci handed over a damp towel.
"Let me wipe it for you~"
Song Jingzhou didn't stand on ceremony and took the towel, wiping his neck and face haphazardly.
"Phew, that feels much better."
"I was so squeezed that I was covered in sweat and felt sticky. It was so uncomfortable."
"Our tickets are for seats 7 and 8, one is an upper berth and the other is a lower berth. You can choose one."
Su Qingci glanced around and saw that beds number 9 and 10 were already occupied.
Bed number 9 was occupied by a man in his forties wearing glasses, a cropped shirt and trousers, with a pen clipped to his breast pocket—he looked like a government official—and was looking down at the newspaper in his hand.
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