Chapter 279 Ghost Hand Enters the Palace
After the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor entered the palace, the Emperor summoned him to the Chuigong Hall.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor cursed him in his heart while kneeling down and kowtowed perfunctorily.
[Damn it! I haven't kowtowed to a living person for many years except for the tablets of my master and parents. Today, I will treat you as a human tablet that is about to die! ]
: "Old sir, please stand up and take a seat." The Emperor's attitude was amiable.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor sat on the soft embroidered cushion, drinking the fragrant tea given by the Emperor, thinking beautifully: [I will show off to my master when I go back. When she was summoned, it was thunder and rain, and when I, the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor, was summoned, it was warm sunshine and spring breeze. This treatment is much better than that of my master! 】
The emperor looked at the ugly and funny Ghost Hand Poison Doctor, who didn't know how to stand or sit, and thought to himself: [All the extraordinary people in the world have extraordinary and great appearances, unruly temperaments, and unrestrained behaviors. The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor is even more different from ordinary people. 】
The emperor smiled and asked, "Mr. Ghost Hand, I heard that your medical skills are unparalleled and you can cure many incurable diseases. I wonder who your teacher is?" The
Ghost Hand Poison Doctor took a sip of tea to moisten his throat, then put down the teacup, trying to make his expression less proud and arrogant, stroking a few gray whiskers with his hand, and replied calmly and modestly.
"Your Majesty, I, Guishou, am a gifted person. I have loved studying medicine since I was young. I have had several teachers when I was young, but I have never worshipped my master who taught me medicine.
However, although the medical skills I learned since I was young were a bit mixed, I have made great achievements in medicine with my extraordinary talent, my tireless and hardworking determination and perseverance.
The young prince Zhao Wuji's congenital disease and Cao Bin's mother's blindness were all cured by my ghost hands. " The emperor couldn't help but admire him. This ugly and funny old guy is really a gifted person. I can offend anyone in
the world, but I'd better not offend the ghost-handed poison doctor with miraculous medical skills. People who eat all kinds of grains will get sick. Maybe one day I will use this old thing with miraculous medical skills to save my life.
"Mr. Ghost Hand is really a genius in the world. He has learned all kinds of miraculous medical skills by himself. It's really admirable." The emperor praised sincerely.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor raised his beautiful short eyebrows and held his chest high, "What is a gifted person? Those who appear in a hundred years are not considered gifted. Only those who appear in a thousand years can be called gifted people.
For example, Li Yuanba, who was born with supernatural powers, Xiang Yu, the invincible King of Chu, Li Guang, the archer, Wu Daozi, the painting saint, Li Bai, and my ghost hands..." The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor became more and more arrogant, and his saliva flew all over the place. The
emperor was a little impatient when he saw the boastful and self-righteous Ghost Hand Poison Doctor. He had seen people who were thick-skinned and arrogant, but he had never seen someone who was so thick-skinned and arrogant to such an extent.
No, there was one time when the silly princess was boasting about her beauty, she was like this.
The ghost-handed poison doctor boasted about himself for a long time with saliva flying, and when no one responded to his praise, he felt dissatisfied.
After he stopped talking, he did not dare to be rude to the emperor, and glared at the eunuchs serving beside him! He picked up the teacup and drank it in one gulp, moistening his dry throat.
"Mr. Ghost Hand, there is a eunuch in the kitchen who has intestinal obstruction. The doctors all said that he would not live for more than three days. I want to see Mr. Ghost Hand's miraculous healing."
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor wiped the water from his mouth and said nonchalantly, "No problem! It's just intestinal obstruction. Several of my disciples can treat it.
If Your Majesty wants to see it, I will show you how these ghost hands can bring people back to health."
"That's great." The emperor winked at Wang Jien next to him.
"Mr. Ghost Hand, please!" Wang Jien invited respectfully and politely.
Wang Jien bowed and led the way, and the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor followed him with his hands behind his back and his chest and belly sticking out, and came to a spacious room not far away.
A eunuch was lying on the bed, sweating profusely from the pain, and groaning uncontrollably.
The two young eunuchs who were taking care of him nearby saw Wang Jie'en and knelt down to pay their respects. Wang Jie'en waved his hand and asked them to step aside to serve him. The
ghost-handed poison doctor picked up the eunuch who was groaning in pain and holding his stomach, turned him over to lie on his back, and reached out to his lower right abdomen, pressing and lifting.
"Ah!..." The eunuch finally screamed in pain, and beads of sweat as big as beans hung on his pale face.
"Not bad, it's acute intestinal asthenia, it won't kill you, and you'll be cured with a small operation." The ghost-handed poison doctor said lightly after the diagnosis.
The eunuch who was sentenced to death by the doctors must have a high status in the palace. Upon hearing this, his eyes were suddenly filled with a strong desire to survive, "Please save me, old sir!"
Wang Jien smiled faintly, "Chief Steward Qi, this is Mr. Ghost Hand Poison Doctor, who was specially summoned by the emperor to the palace to treat you."
Chief Steward Qi was grateful and said, "Thank you, Your Majesty, for your great grace and for taking my life so seriously."
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor curled his lips in disdain, "It was me who saved your life. Your emperor just wanted to verify my medical skills and used you as a test subject. Look how much you, a fool, are moved."
The emperor also walked into the spacious room under the protection of more than a dozen masters of the eunuch guards.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor curled his lips again, "You are afraid of death, but you still want to watch. You are protected by more than a dozen guards. If I want to kill you, I can do it. Fortunately, I came prepared. This set of surgical equipment carefully made by Shen Qiu is
just right for blindfolding you." The emperor sat aside and watched with his own eyes as the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor took out one strange surgical equipment after another from the cloth bag. Several doctors who were ordered to watch widened their eyes.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor took a scalpel and measured the belly of the stripped Chief Steward Qi. Such a big belly, it is obvious that he eats a lot of oil and water. If the hole is opened a little wider, it will be more convenient for me to work, right?
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor called Doctor Yu to be his assistant, "You, come and help me."
Doctor Yu took a few steps forward in surprise, "Thank you for your guidance, Senior Ghost Hand."
Everyone was silent, and in the spacious room, a pin drop could be heard. The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor's scalpel steadily cut open the fat white belly of the eunuch Qi.
"Hemostatic forceps,... those two, idiots..." The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor cursed and instructed Doctor Yu who was his assistant.
Doctor Yu was so nervous that sweat covered his forehead. He hurriedly followed the instructions and handed over the strange equipment that he had never seen before.
The ghost-handed poison doctor dug out a bunch of bloody intestines from the bloody abdominal cavity. The room was filled with a pungent smell of blood. People nearby were terrified and tried hard to hold back the urge to vomit.
After finding the rotten appendix, the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor swiftly cut it off with a knife, took it out and shook it in front of several doctors, saying, "See? Acute intestinal obstruction is caused by this rotten appendix. It will be fine if you cut it off."
After that, he threw the bloody rotten intestine at the feet of several doctors, saying, "Take a close look at it and feast your eyes."
A doctor, suppressing his disgust, picked up the rotten intestine under his feet, took a careful look at it, and quickly handed it to his colleagues around him to feast their eyes.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor sewed up several layers of wounds with his deft hands. After cutting the last thread, he straightened up and curled his lips in disgust.
: "Okay, it's done! I don't know how much oil this fat guy eats every day, which caused me to spend a lot of effort."
The emperor sitting aside asked in surprise, "Mr. Ghost Hand, is the acute intestinal arthritis cured?"
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor took off his blood-stained gloves, took off the mask on his face, and said carelessly: "Your Majesty, it's a blessing that you don't know how to do it. It's not difficult to do it. This acute intestinal arthritis is the easiest minor operation. If it weren't for the fat guy's thick intestines, it would have been done in half an incense stick of time."
Several doctors looked at the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor in shock and respect. This acute intestinal arthritis that was fatal was cured so easily in the hands of the Ghost Hand!
The emperor was also shocked and filled with emotion. He stood up and looked at the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor, and said sincerely: "Mr. Ghost Hand is truly a miracle doctor of the time. How many people in this world have lost their lives due to acute intestinal asthenia? If you can pass on this miraculous medical skill to other doctors, it will benefit countless lives in the world.
Mr. Ghost Hand, is this possible?"
Several doctors were also excited, looking at the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor with fiery eyes and expectation.
The Ghost Hand Poison Doctor waved his hand generously, "No problem, these several doctors have witnessed the operation today, and I will give them a special class to explain it in detail later. However, let me be frank, I guarantee to teach you, but I don't guarantee that you can learn it! If any idiot can't learn it, don't blame me for not teaching you hard, you can only blame yourself for being stupid."
No one with a special skill would teach others easily, but the Ghost Hand senior was willing to teach selflessly. Several doctors quickly bowed deeply to the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor and expressed their gratitude in unison.
After a delicious banquet, the Ghost Hand Poison Doctor gave a lecture to the palace doctors with a glaring face, and then he left the palace with a carriage full of rare treasures and went home triumphantly.