Chapter 38 The brain-dead trio is officially formed!



Chapter 38 The brain-dead trio is officially formed!

Luo Li slept until noon!

After getting up, washing up, and eating a bowl of shrimp wontons, she dressed in men's clothes and took Ruhua and Yuli with her to leave the palace and go to Hesheng Tower.

Yingchun insisted on following with tears in her eyes, so Luo Li had to take this considerate and useful maid with her.

After going out, she happened to meet Hong Gu who had returned, and Hong Gu took over the whip and acted as the coachman.

All the way to Hesheng Tower, Hong Gu helped Luo Li jump off the carriage.

Luo Li changed into her favorite moon-white embroidered flower gown today. As soon as she got off the carriage and stood firmly, she threw away the Xiang Fei folding fan, posed like a jade tree facing the wind, and walked out with a graceful step.

Luo Li had just walked into the door of Hesheng Building when Zhang Zhuzi, the waiter who was always keeping an eye on everything, came running over with his eyes lit up.

He greeted with a smile: "Mr. Luo, you are here? Miss Yang and Miss Gao are waiting upstairs!"

Luo Li thought that these two ladies were so anxious! I came half an hour early on purpose, and they are already here.

This is really like a crazy woman waiting for a man, so impatient!

Zhang Zhuzi brought her to the door of the private room, bowed and asked with a smile, "Mr. Luo, is it still the same as before? A pot of boiled water, four dishes and one soup?"

Luo Li shook his folding fan, "Eight dishes and one soup today. Didn't you see Miss Gao's figure? She must have a big appetite!"

Zhang Zhuzi laughed! "Okay! A pot of boiled water, eight dishes and one soup!"

Ruhua threw a piece of silver to him, "My master gave you this as a reward, serve you well!"

Zhang Zhuzi smiled like a chrysanthemum, "Thank you, Master Luo, for your reward!"

Luo Li pushed the door open and walked in, and saw Yang Yanqi and Gao Ruoying sitting opposite each other at the table, looking at her with a smile.

Gao Ruoying looked at Luo Li with a half-smile, "Master Luo, with my body, I must have a big appetite. Is eight dishes and one soup enough for you?"

Luo Lisi didn't feel ashamed of talking bad about others behind their backs, and walked over and squeezed in to sit next to Yang Yanqi. Yang

Yanqi stuck to Luo Li and smiled coquettishly, "Really? Ruoying

, if you have eaten the

food at Mr. Luo's house, I guarantee you will want to come again after eating it once!" Gao Ruoying said cheerfully, "Then

I'll wait. I must try your cooking skills one day." Luo

Li touched Yang Yanqi's head lovingly, "I also said it's rude to make a beautiful woman wait. Come earlier! I'm still not here earlier than you two."

Yang Yanqi With a smile, she said, "It's all Gao Ruoying's impatience! Your idea of ​​a big-footed female army has taken her soul away."

Gao Ruoying took over the conversation readily, "That's right! I've been laughed at behind my back for my big feet, and I've been wanting to think of a way to slap those hypocrites in the face.

You said that this woman's natural feet were wrapped like dumplings, and the pain of the broken fingers connected to the heart, how could those hypocritical and romantic celebrities not know? They

also tried their best to praise the beauty of the three-inch golden lotus, they are really hypocritical gentlemen who have lost all conscience!" The injured Gao Ruoying was full of anger.

Yang Yanqi was also indignant! : "When women's natural feet are bound like dumplings, they not only suffer when they break their feet, but they also

walk unsteadily when they grow up, their bodies do not grow very tall, and they do not have the strength to do any work!

Why do those powerful officials and great scholars promote the beauty of foot binding for women?

Didn't they also say that the skin on the body is inherited from parents. Even the hair on the head cannot be cut off at will? Why do they only destroy women like this?"

[Why?

Luo Li raised the corners of her mouth with sarcasm and disdain, "For them to be superior, in order to make women forever vassal of men, or reproductive tools or playthings. Foot

binding for women is now only advocated and pursued by the aristocratic class. If everyone in the world accepts the concept of the beauty of small feet in the future, it will be the sorrow of women in the world!

Women with bound feet walk unsteadily, cannot do strenuous work, have poor body development, and the children they give birth to will be weaker and weaker than the previous generation.

If this goes on for thousands of years, just think about it!..."

Luo Li knew that after a hundred years, when Neo-Confucianism prevailed, the custom of foot binding in this world would become a pain that women had to endure.

The King of Qin next door was shocked and his heart was beating wildly!

Not to mention a thousand years, after a hundred years, how weak would the physique of the Song people be?

When the Dangxiang people, Khitan people, Jurchen people and other powerful foreign enemies who ate raw meat and drank raw milk and grew up on horseback attacked the Song Dynasty, the Song people...!

Qin Wang Zhao Defang didn't dare to think about it.

Gao Ruoying, who had a hot temper, slammed the table!

: "Damn it! This trend of foot binding has spread from the palace, and has been praised by scholars and young ladies from aristocratic families.

Nowadays, the ladies of famous families are competing for beauty with the beauty of the three-inch golden lotus, and the women of ordinary families have also begun to imitate it.

If this continues, I am afraid that in a hundred years, all the women in the world will have small feet that are unsteady and weak.

Mr. Luo, you must form this big-footed women's corps as soon as possible, and we will use the beauty of big feet to fight against the beauty of the three-inch golden lotus!"

Luo Li fell into deep thought!

She just joked about forming a big-footed women's corps because she was indignant that the big-footed women were discriminated against and ridiculed, but she didn't think about fighting against the world trend of the beauty of the three-inch golden lotus.

Those high and mighty imperial powers! Those high and mighty nobles! Those scholars from wealthy families!

They will not allow anyone in this world to have interests that conflict with theirs.

I just want to earn more money in a leisurely and comfortable way, and enjoy this life in wealth. I don't want to cause trouble or change the wheel of history!

Feeling that the situation was serious, Luo Li looked at Gao Ruoying and Yang Yanqi with a guilty conscience. Those two pairs of expectant eyes made her feel a little ashamed!

[Damn it!

For these two good friends and all the women in the world. Otherwise, just have some fun! ]

Luo Li laughed dryly, "Then let's form it as soon as possible. This young master will pay, and you two will do the work.

The three of us with brain diseases will form a big-footed women's army. I will be the leader, and you two will be deputy leaders. The three of us will form a brain-dead trio."

Yang Yanqi was amused and laughed, "Luo Li, you have a brain disease but we don't, why is it called a brain-dead trio?"

Luo Li glared angrily!

: "The three of us are going to form a big-footed women's army. Can anyone without a brain disease do this? Only a mentally retarded person can do such a thing, right?!"

Gao Ruoying asked in surprise, "Luo Li? Master Luo, your name is Luo Li? How come you have the same name as the Princess of Qin?"

Luo Li glanced at her unhappily, "That's right! I am the silly princess that the King of Qin just married! I suffer from a brain disease!"

: "Hahahaha! Wonderful! Wonderful!...

Princess Qin, you have a brain disease, and I, Gao Ruoying and Yang Yanqi, also have a brain disease. Let's form a trio of mentally retarded people!" Gao Ruoying clapped her hands excitedly.

: "Okay! The three of us with brain diseases will be called the trio of mentally retarded people." Yang Yanqi also agreed excitedly.

Zhao Defang, the King of Qin next door, couldn't help but cover his eyes and his shoulders trembled.

Yun Yi, who was standing next to him, and Mo Wen and Mo Yan, who hid in this room, also covered their mouths tightly, and their bodies couldn't help shaking !

The brain-dead trio is officially formed!

The members of the leadership team are officially fixed, and the next step is to discuss the legion charter.

Luo Li said while thinking, "It's still what I said just now, I pay the money and you two do the work.

Our big-footed women's corps only recruits... women above size 39. If they have kung fu or other special skills, the standard condition of widening their feet can be relaxed."

Yang Yanqi asked naively, "What does size 39 mean? Large, medium, or small?"

Luo Li suddenly realized! The foot sizes in the Song Dynasty were only divided into large, medium, and small.

She glared at Yang Yanqi with her beautiful eyes: "Big size! You are so stupid, you should know it with your toes! Isn't the Big Foot Women's Corps a big size?"

Luo Li, who was forced to go up the ladder, was a little angry and resentful. She lost her elegant image and mocked Yang Yanqi unhappily.

Yang Yanqi pouted and muttered aggrievedly: "How do I know what size 39 means?"

Luo Li saw that her good friend was hurt, and quickly put away the somewhat reluctant anger in her heart. He smiled and hugged her shoulders, and his romantic and handsome peach blossom eyes looked at her with electricity!

: "Little Qiqi, blame me! I didn't explain it clearly. Don't be angry, how about I give you a kiss?"

Yang Yanqi lost her temper the moment she was struck by the charming peach blossom eyes, and her whole body felt numb!

She pushed Luo Li away angrily, "Don't try that, it's so corny! Your beauty trap won't work on me anymore."

Gao Ruoying was almost laughing to death!

: "Yanqi, when you two first met, did you really fall for Luo Li's beauty trap?"

Yang Yanqi blushed with shame, and glared at Luo Li with her beautiful eyes, but admitted it openly.

: "This guy played the role of a hero saving a beautiful woman. He was handsome and suave. Which woman would not be moved?

I was deeply in love with him and had a crush on him, but this guy told me that she was a woman. I almost..."

Gao Ruoying asked in great joy, "Yanqi, why didn't you beat her half to death because of your temper, but instead became friends with her?"

Yang Yanqi sighed!

"Ruoying, you have only known her for one day. If she cheated you, would you be willing to beat her half to death?"

Gao Ruoying shook her head and said with a smile without hesitation, "I can't bear to! Such an interesting and wonderful person, even if she sells me out, I can't bear to beat her, I can only help her count the money!"

Yang Yanqi's maid standing by the window suddenly looked out the window and said, "Miss, Gao Gouxiong is downstairs!"


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