Chapter 4 Can a toilet with gold trim not stink when you poop?

Qin Wang Zhao Defang turned around and returned to the banquet hall, his face still smiling and warm.

The guests in the hall were all officials of the fifth rank or above in the court, and only they were qualified to sit here.

The fact that His Royal Highness Qin Wang was stopped by an assassin on the way to welcome his bride had already reached the ears of the guests.

These court officials who were stirring up trouble in the game of intrigue every day had to admire His Royal Highness Qin Wang's broad mind and deep scheming.

The emperor only drank a glass of wedding wine, said a few words of blessing, and then drove back to the palace with Empress Mingde.

As soon as the emperor left, the atmosphere in the hall immediately became much more relaxed.

The ministers who had been afraid to act rashly all the time, also began to drink and chat.

The fourth prince, Zhao Yuanfen, was thin and pale, with a gloating smile in his narrow eyes.

He whispered to the second prince beside him, "Second brother, has the King of Qin been kicked in the head by a donkey?

Father and mother picked out more than a dozen powerful and talented women, but he didn't want them. Instead, he chose the silly daughter of Luo Xueshi and asked for an imperial decree to marry her. There will be a lot of fun in the King of Qin's mansion in the future!"

The second prince, Zhao Yuanxi, who was handsome but had a sinister look in his eyes, did not have a smile on his face after watching the excitement.

His voice was low and cold, "He dared not marry those powerful and talented women! He was afraid of forming a clique for personal gain, and a big tree attracts the wind. The current King of Qin just wisely chose to hide his edge and protect himself!"

The fourth prince was stunned!

Then he smiled knowingly, "Second brother is right. In the short three months since Zhao Defang returned to Beijing, he was assassinated by martial arts masters three times. Just now, he was stopped by an assassin on the way to the bride. I guess he is terrified every night and is in a state of panic all day long."

When mentioning the several assassination attempts on the King of Qin, the second prince Zhao Yuanxi's eyes became even colder.

He secretly cursed those martial arts masters who boasted in their words. He received such a high reward, but he was completely defeated several times, and fell into the hands of Qin Wang Zhao Defang. What underworld leaders, what top killer organizations in the world, they are all a bunch of rubbish!

The gentle and handsome eldest prince Zhao Yuanzuo is raising a glass to congratulate his brother Qin Wang.

"Brother, I wish you and the emperor's wife a happy marriage today, and fly with wings together."

My father is kind and generous, and treats the children of the previous emperor as his own. After ascending the throne, he specially issued an edict that the children left by Emperor Taizu should be treated according to the regulations of princes and princesses. Therefore, Zhao Yuanzuo calls his brother Qin Wang "brother".

After the third prince Zhao Yuankan was named King Xiang, he changed his name to Zhao Heng. At this time, he also raised a glass to congratulate Qin Wang with a smile on his face.

Qin Wang Zhao Defang was beaming with joy, like a groom who was proud of his life. After thanking them, he raised his cup and drank with the two princes.

Several other princes also came forward to raise their cups to congratulate them. The guests also took the opportunity to stand up and raise their cups to congratulate His Royal Highness Qin Wang on his wedding.

Qin Wang Zhao Defang accepted all the drinks and drank one cup after another. Qin Wang, who always had a good alcohol tolerance, gradually blushed on his handsome face.

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Luo Li finally sat on the big bed in the bridal chamber, and several maids came forward and knelt down to greet her.

: "Your servant Yingchun,"

"Your servant Banxia,"

: "Your servant Wanqiu,"

"Your servant Yingxue,"

: "Greetings to the princess!..."

The leading maid Yingchun said respectfully, "The four servants were specially assigned by Steward Zhao to serve the princess. If the princess has anything to say, just tell us."

Luo Li pulled off the big red veil and quickly took off the phoenix crown, "I'm so tired! This broken phoenix crown is too heavy. It's going to break my jade neck!"

Yingchun looked up in shock and hurriedly spoke out to stop her.

"Princess, you can't do that! The veil has to wait for the prince to come and weigh it with a scale! The phoenix crown and bridal robe can only be taken off after the prince and the princess have had the wedding wine and the wedding ceremony."

"Wait for the King of Qin? If the King of Qin comes again in the middle of the night, my neck would have been broken. Are the roast chicken banquet and grape wine ready for me?"

Seeing that the princess' veil had been torn off and the phoenix crown was taken off by the maid she brought with her, Yingchun did not dare to stop her and answered respectfully.

"Everything is ready. I will order the banquet to be served."

A table of exquisite dishes was quickly placed on the table outside Qiangong Babu's bed.

Luo Li stood up and walked towards the table. When she reached the table full of delicious food, she suddenly covered her belly and cried out, "Ouch!" "I've been holding it in for a long time. Where is the toilet? I need to go to the toilet."

Ruhua quickly ordered, "Yingchun, lead the way. Miss wants to

go to the toilet." "It's in the inner room." Yingchun respectfully led the princess to the screen with the four seasons.

Two red wedding candles were lit in the inner room, and a large jujube wood bathtub was placed in the middle of the room. In the small room separated by a pearl curtain was the toilet with a toilet bucket.

Luo Li cursed again when she saw the toilet bucket!

[Fuck! The Qin Palace is really extravagant. The toilets are decorated with gold rims. How can a toilet decorated with gold rims not stink when you poop? 】

With the help of Ruhua Siyu, Luo Li finally undressed and squatted on the toilet with gold rims, comfortably freeing her bloated belly and feeling relaxed and comfortable.

When she washed her hands and saw the big bathtub, Luo Li suddenly felt sticky and uncomfortable. She

was wearing layers of wedding clothes in the hot weather, and her whole body was soaked with sweat. She quickly filled her stomach and took a comfortable warm bath.

The four maids in the palace were stunned by the way the princess ate! The

princess held a chicken leg in one hand, taking a bite on the left and the right, and her mouth was full of oil.

Ruhua used a crystal clear luminous cup to pour a glass of iced grape wine for the young lady.

"Miss, don't choke, drink some wine first."

Luo Li swallowed the chicken in her mouth and put down the chicken bone in her left hand, "I'm so hungry! Since I got up at five o'clock, my mother gave me two eggs, and my stomach has been protesting with hunger and thirst!"

Yingchun saw the princess gulp down a glass of grape wine in two gulps.

Luo Li breathed a sigh of relief, "It's a hot day, this iced grape wine is really delicious! It can relieve hunger and heat."

She looked up at her four personal maids, "You guys can try it later."

Several maids laughed. Although the young lady was a glutton, she never left them out when it was time to eat and drink.

After Luo Li ate two chicken legs, she tasted the exquisite dishes on the table, drank only three glasses of grape wine, and put down her chopsticks.

"It's not good to take a bath if you eat too much. Just fill your stomach until you are 80% full. You have been hungry for a day. Eat these dishes and this half a bottle of iced grape wine quickly."

After the beautiful girl responded, she sat down at the table.

Luo Li saw the four maids of the palace standing still and said, "Why are you four still standing there like wooden stakes? Eat quickly! Aren't you hungry?"

Yingchun and the other three hurriedly saluted in panic, "We dare not be rash!"

Luo Li understood it immediately. These four maids are not hungry, but they dare not!

In this era of strict hierarchy, the relationship between masters and servants cannot be crossed. I think the rules of the palace should be more strict.

The way this lady gets along with the four personal maids may be seen as the heresy of the superior and the treason of the servants in the eyes of others.

Ruhua was considerate and divided some of the food and wine and brought them over, saying, "Sister Yingchun, you four must have been hungry for a long time. Take these food and wine to the outer room and share them!"

Yingchun and the other two looked at the princess with great gratitude, bowed and thanked her, and then took the food and wine out.

The four maids in the palace were eating, drinking and chatting in the outer room.

Banxia stuffed a shrimp in her mouth and sighed: "Alas! Although the princess has a little problem in her brain, she treats the servants very well!"

Yingxue picked up a cherry and felt the same way: "Yes! I haven't heard of any master who really treats the servants as sisters! Our princess is really different from other daughters."

Wanqiu drank the half glass of wine she was given, closed her eyes and savored it.

"On a hot day, this iced grape wine is really delicious! It can relieve hunger and heat."

Banxia and Yingxue laughed at her.

Yingchun knocked Wanqiu on the head with a chopstick, "You little bitch, you are courting death! How dare you imitate the princess's words behind her back."

Wanqiu rolled her eyes unconvinced, "What are you courting death for? People outside say that the princess is a fool, but I think she is a kind-hearted person.

Didn't you see that after the princess drank three cups of wine, she put down the glass obviously because she was not satisfied? Most of the remaining wine was left for her personal maids to drink."

Yingchun stopped the chopsticks at her mouth, thinking, "Butler Zhao assigned the four of us to come and serve the princess. "Maybe it's really a blessing for us. We are slaves, and if we follow the right master in this life, it would be a great fortune!"

Yingxue said quickly, "Yes! If we follow a good master, at least we won't be arbitrarily punished or sold."

Yingchun looked at the three sisters and said, "A good master also needs to serve with all your heart and soul to win the master's trust and favor. Eat quickly! After eating, go into the house and listen to orders."