Chapter 87 Who is the greedy fool?
The news of how Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya were taken away from the palace reached the Qin Palace in the evening.
The upright gentleman Qin Wang Zhao Defang covered his eyes with laughter!
He thought that the silly princess I married would often do some tricks that would make people laugh to death. It would be so much fun to have such a wife!
Yun Yi's shoulders shook with laughter, and he had to hold back his laughter!
After Qin Wang Zhao Defang laughed enough, he told Yun Yi, "Go to Ning Xinyuan! She hasn't enjoyed the fun that the princess has created yet! I want to go to Ning Xinyuan to share it with her."
The dinner at Ning Xinyuan has not been served yet, and His Royal Highness the Qin Wang has arrived early.
Yingxue, who was guarding the door, knelt down and bowed, whispering, "The princess is in a good mood today."
The corners of Qin Wang's lips curled up and nodded, and walked inside with dignified and elegant steps.
This king will help the princess who is in a good mood to cheer up!
Ruhua and Siyu, Yingchun and Banxia were serving the princess in the house. When they saw the prince coming, they all knelt down and bowed.
After Qin Wang Zhao Defang sat down, he took the fragrant tea handed by Yingchun and took a sip.
Then he spoke with a smile, "Princess, do you know how Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya finally left the palace?"
Luo Li looked up at him, and took the opportunity to admire his beauty while asking, "How did they leave?"
Qin Wang Zhao Defang narrated slowly, "Rong Yanran was tied up with her hands, stuffed into a sedan chair and carried out of the palace.
Zhao Zhiya was picked up by Prime Minister Zhao himself. Zhao Prime Minister asked the Queen to put the Zhao family carriage into the palace.
However!..." Qin Wang kept it a secret.
Seeing that the princess was staring at him with a look of great interest, Qin Wang curled up a smile at the corner of his lips.
: "However! The Queen Mother generously gifted the Zhao family two chamber pots from the palace and placed them on the Zhao family's carriage!"
Luo Li was stunned!
Then she bent over with her hands on her stomach and laughed.
Ruhua Siyu and Yingchun Banxia also hugged each other with laughter, tears in their eyes!
"Oh my God! I am laughing to death!... I wonder if the Zhao family...will treat the two chamber pots gifted by the Queen Mother as treasures and worship them at home?" Luo Li laughed and held her stomach, breathlessly saying.
The King of Qin was also overjoyed to see the princess so happy for the first time!
Then he cheered the princess up: "The reward in the palace is the supreme honor, and the reward of a toilet is definitely an unprecedented favor, and it is unique to Scorpion Papa!
Maybe the Zhao family will pass down the two toilets given by the Queen as heirlooms from generation to generation!"
Luo Li wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, "It should be passed on to Zhao Zhiya's children and grandchildren."
: "Your Highness is right! It should be put in Miss Zhao's dowry."
His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin and the princess have such a rare tacit understanding and harmony.
Ruhua pushed Yingchun away, who was lying on her with laughter, and said, "Have you laughed enough? Hurry up and serve the rice!"
Yingchun laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back, "Serve the rice... serve the rice!"
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Qin Wang Zhao Defang picked up another dish and put it in the bowl, and ate it with rice and rice with relish.
Seeing that the princess was in a good mood today, the king pointed at the new dish with chopsticks and asked.
"Princess, this dish is very delicious. The shredded pork in the dish should be pork. I didn't taste any fish shreds. Why is the dish called Fish-flavored Shredded Pork?"
Luo Li thought to himself: [You ask me, who should I ask? The first time I ate this dish, it was called Fish-flavored Shredded Pork. It's just that the side dishes used carrots and green peppers instead of bamboo shoots and peppers.
Luo Li rolled her bright black eyes and started to talk nonsense! "
Legend has it! ... This dish originated from a secluded small country in the desert overseas.
The people there can only eat pork, mutton and chicken.
Their king heard from his ancestors in his dreams that the most delicious and best meat in the world is fish.
So the king ordered the kitchen to find him delicious fish, otherwise he would kill all the kitchen managers.
The kitchen manager was so worried that he tried to cook pork with various seasonings, and finally got the fish to come. He found a unique way to cook meat with a meaty aroma.
The steward used pork to pretend to be fish and made this dish, named it Fish-flavored Shredded Pork and presented it to the king.
The greedy and stupid king ate it with gusto, and was very pleased. He rewarded the steward of the kitchen and ordered that this dish of Fish-flavored Shredded Pork be used as a state banquet delicacy. "
The corner of the King of Qin's lips curled up with a malicious look, "Well! Then the greedy and stupid king used this dish of Fish-flavored Shredded Pork to entertain a distinguished guest like me!"
Luo Li was stunned!
: [Fuck! This lady tried so hard to find a way to take advantage of the situation to scold you as a greedy and stupid pig! You were so cunning and insidious that you took the lead and put the hat of a fool on my head?! 】
Luo Li was so angry that she slapped the back of the Qin Wang's hand with a chopstick!
"Don't eat! You stupid pig, don't even think about eating my food from now on!"
Qin Wang Zhao Defang ignored the elegant dining etiquette and ate the food in the bowl in two or three bites.
He took the handkerchief handed over by Yingchun who was covering her mouth and laughing, and wiped his mouth. The smile of a winner was in his eyes and lips.
He stood up and walked out, "Princess, enjoy! I'm going back to Chunfengju to rest early!"
Seeing the dog Qin Wang eating and drinking for free, he left with a smug smile of a winner.
Luo Li glared at the maids who were laughing so hard! Like a defeated hen, she lowered her head gloomily and continued to eat.
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After returning to Chunfeng Residence, the King of Qin drank two cups of tea and estimated that the time was about right, so he glanced at Yun Yi.
Yun Yi did not wait for the King's instructions, and with a smile hidden in his eyes, he said respectfully, "Your Highness, I will guard the house, you can go and "rest"!" The
experienced King of Qin calculated the time very accurately. When he arrived at the entrance of the tunnel, he just heard the sound of pouring water into the bathtub.
Luo Li untied her belt and asked Hong Gu who was carefully searching in the house.
"Hong Gu, we have searched for the switch of the tunnel in this room many times but there is no clue. Why don't you change your way of thinking and think about where is the most unexpected place?"
Hong Gu replied, "I know!"
His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin thought to himself that it was bad! According to the ideas given by the princess, the switch of the tunnel can be found in two or three times.
The next time I come to eavesdrop on the princess's thoughts, I must be more careful! Don't get caught in the act.
Luo Li lay in the warm water, relaxing her body and mind comfortably.
"This old disciple, Ghost Hand, is quite capable. The itching powder and laxatives he made are quite useful.
I only used a tiny bit, and Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya were in excruciating pain for two or three days. I wonder how effective those bottles of poison are?"
The King of Qin in the tunnel suddenly realized!
[Oh! It turned out to be the medicine given to her by her uncle. I wonder where she hid it? Isn't she afraid of getting covered in itching powder? Ruhua smiled and said, "
Miss, you are too kind-hearted. If you give them more medicine, they will suffer for the rest of their lives!"
Luo Li raised her lips and said, "Miss, you are not kind-hearted!
Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya have no deep hatred with me, so I just gave them a slight punishment!
If anyone dares to harm our lives, I will never show mercy!
The one who dares to send people to pretend to be bandits to rob and injure the Fourth Prince Zhao Yuanfen in the manor, I will find a chance to kill him!" Luo Li's voice was full of domineering.
Yingchun was shocked!
She hurriedly advised, "Princess, don't act rashly!
The Fourth Prince is the Emperor's biological son. Killing him is a heinous crime that will exterminate all nine generations of his clan.
If you are so angry that you really want to kill him, you should discuss it with the prince and find a proper way."
"Don't be afraid, Yingchun! If I take action, I will definitely think of a way to escape in advance.
As for discussing it with the King of Qin before taking action, there is no need. I am a self-reliant person! I don't want to owe him a favor."
Yingchun muttered worriedly, "The prince arranged people to protect the manor in advance last time. Don't we already owe him a favor? What's the harm in owing him more?"
Luo Li felt a little disappointed!
She argued cunningly, "He forced me to marry into the Qin Palace, shouldn't I help him a little?
Besides! Even if I owe him a favor, I will have the chance to repay him in the future."
The Qin King laughed in his heart!
[I will make you owe more and more, and you will have to pay it back with your own life!]
Miss Ruhua saw that she was a little unhappy because of her guilty conscience, so she changed the subject.
"Zhao Zhiya has been suffering from diarrhea for most of the day. I don't know how uncomfortable it is."
Luo Li looked up at the roof and imagined in her mind, "Her little face should be waxy yellow, her plump body should have lost weight, her discharge should be red and swollen, and it hurts to wipe her butt...
Ruhua, I have thought of a way to make money again!" Luo Li's legs were splashing with water.
Ruhua laughed at the lady, "Miss Zhao is so lucky to think of Zhao Zhiya's red and swollen discharge, so she thought of a way to make money again!"
Yingchun smiled and urged, "Princess, tell me! What way to make money have you thought of?"
"Sanitary paper! Sanitary paper for wiping your butt after pooping!
Ruhua, send a message to my second brother tomorrow and ask him to find out if there is a paper-making workshop for reselling. It doesn't matter if you spend a little more money.
I want the people of Song Dynasty to enjoy the blessing of having sanitary paper after going to the toilet!"
Ruhua agreed, and then asked like a curious baby, "Miss, what is sanitary paper? How to make it?"
Luo Li: "Sanitary paper is soft and absorbent. It is comfortable and easy to use for wiping noses and buttocks. It is also more hygienic than cloth strips for women during menstruation.
I don't know how to make it, but we can slowly study and experiment!"