"How can you prove you're a virgin?" Lord Li asked, shrugging his shoulders.
It's easy for a woman to prove whether she's a virgin, but for a man, it's impossible—he simply can't prove it.
"There are ways to prove it in medicine," Yun Qingran replied.
"You're not going to say that, based on your diagnosis, your elder brother is a virgin, are you? Hahahaha..." Lord Li burst into laughter.
Jun Molin then looked at Lord Li, "Lord Li, are you feeling uncomfortable if you don't speak?"
Why do some people always forget the lessons learned?
"I'm not upset, I'm not upset." Lord Li quickly shut up. Since things had escalated to this point, if Yun Qingran didn't give a reliable explanation, Yun Qingbi would definitely be convicted today.
"Ranran, do you have any way to prove that Yun Qingbi is still a virgin?" the Emperor asked Yun Qingran gently.
"Boy's urine," Yun Qingran called out, "bring it in."
A young eunuch brought up a bowl of pale yellow liquid in a porcelain bowl.
"What is this?" an adult asked, pointing to the bowl of liquid.
“This is my elder brother Yun Qingbi’s urine,” Yun Qingran replied. “Anyone with a high level of medical skill can tell whether a child’s urine is virgin urine just by smelling it. Although my elder brother is now over twenty and no longer considered a virgin, the smell of his urine is still different from that of a man who has already had sexual intercourse.”
"To carry a bowl of urine in the imperial court is truly disgusting." An official pretended to cover his nose with his sleeve.
Yun Qingran looked at the official who had spoken. If she remembered correctly, the official's surname was Sun.
This Lord Sun is no ordinary man; he is bisexual and a frequent visitor to the Peony Garden. Ruyu and she gossiped about Lord Sun, who was known for his promiscuous lifestyle.
"Disgusting? Lord Sun's interactions with male prostitutes in bed are far more disgusting than this," Yun Qingran replied with a slight smile.
I will not offend others unless they offend me; if they offend me, I will expose their secrets!
"You, you, you... what nonsense are you spouting?" Lord Sun was so anxious that he couldn't speak clearly.
"Whether it's nonsense or not, you know in your heart." Yun Qingran glanced at Lord Sun, a sharp glint appearing in her eyes. She coldly swept her gaze over the ministers and said slowly, "Today, I only want to seek justice for my elder brother. If anyone dares to obstruct me with malicious intent, then don't blame this princess for fighting you to the death."
She brazenly threatened the ministers in the imperial court, and her imposing manner even overwhelmed them.
"Your Majesty," Yun Qingran said, turning to face the Emperor, "my way of proving this is to find several urine samples from men who have had sexual intercourse, and randomly mix them with my elder brother's urine. I will then have the imperial physicians from the Imperial Hospital identify them. If they can determine that my elder brother's urine is that of a virgin, then it will prove that my elder brother has not had sexual intercourse, and that the death of that courtesan has nothing to do with my elder brother."
Find several urine samples from individuals who have engaged in sexual intercourse, along with Yun Qingbi's urine, and randomly mix them together. Have the imperial physicians from the Imperial Hospital identify them. This method is fair and objective, without any bias, and the conclusions reached will naturally be irrefutable.
"We'll do it your way." The Emperor waved his hand in agreement.
With so many men present, they easily gathered nine urine samples, and adding Yun Qingbi's, they made a total of ten.
After marking the bottom of the porcelain bowl containing Yun Qingbi's urine, the ten portions of urine were shuffled and arranged in two rows. Then, the imperial physicians from the Imperial Hospital were summoned to the palace.
Five imperial physicians arrived in total. These five physicians were the most senior and skilled physicians in the Imperial Medical Academy.
"Five imperial physicians, here are ten samples of urine. Please identify which one is the urine of a virgin boy," the emperor ordered the five physicians.
To be honest, it felt strange to receive such a bizarre order for the first time.
"Yes, Your Majesty." Although the five imperial physicians were puzzled as to what had happened today and why there was so much urine in the hall, they still bowed and agreed on the surface, and then began to identify which of the urines was from children.
The five adults stepped forward one by one and examined and smelled each of the ten urine samples.
Seeing this, one of the ministers said, "To consider such filth as evidence and put it in the court where important state affairs are discussed is utterly absurd."
"It's like you're talking like you don't have any poop or pee in your belly. Look at your swollen belly and dark complexion, you haven't been able to poop for days, have you? You still have the nerve to talk when your belly is full of poop." Yun Qingran retorted mercilessly.
There's no need to give face to someone who doesn't appreciate kindness; just confront them directly.
“Princess Rongchang, don’t go too far!” the minister shouted, both ashamed and angry.
I had indeed been unable to defecate for several days, and I never expected that she would reveal such a private matter in public.
"It was you who spoke recklessly first, sir. There are countless disgusting things in the case: a corpse swollen like a giant, a lingering stench of decay, a bloody and nauseating scene. Urine is nothing compared to that, yet you described it as so filthy. It seems you've been pampered for too long and don't know the hardships of lower-level officials handling cases." Yun Qingran clicked her tongue twice, her sarcasm palpable.
Yun Qingran's words weren't harsh, but every word was precious. The official blushed and looked at the emperor guiltily, who, as expected, glared at him displeasedly.
That old man doesn't understand anything, yet he dares to question others; he deserves to be criticized. Find an opportunity to transfer him to a prefecture-level city so he can experience the hardships of being a low-level official.
Having learned from this experience, the other ministers dared not say anything more and all waited quietly for the outcome.
"Your Majesty, we have identified which sample of the boy's urine came from." A moment later, the head of the Imperial Medical Academy respectfully reported.
"Which bowl?" the Emperor asked.
“It’s this bowl.” The head of the Imperial Medical Academy pointed to one of the bowls of urine and continued, “The five of us all agree that this bowl is virgin urine, but it’s not actually virgin urine.”
Yun Qingbi was in good health. During Yun Qingran's absence, he ate a light diet and did not indulge in sensual pleasures, going to bed early every night. His urine was a healthy pale yellow, different from the other nine bowls of urine. Sharp-eyed ministers had already recognized that this bowl of pale yellow urine was indeed Yun Qingbi's.
Upon hearing the imperial physician's words, the villainous ministers all looked at Yun Qingran with glee, for Yun Qingbi's urine was no longer considered that of a virgin.
The imperial physician then said, "Strictly speaking, this urine is no longer considered the urine of a child; it should be the urine of a man over eighteen years old who has never had sexual intercourse."
Villainous ministers: ……………Next time, say it all at once.
"So you mean the owner of this bowl of urine has never had sexual intercourse?" the Emperor asked with a pleased tone. He knew that the Yun family father and son were not greedy or lustful people.
"Yes, Your Majesty," the head of the Imperial Medical Academy replied respectfully.
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