Yunniang obviously wanted to create a scary atmosphere on purpose, but the colorful thing in her hand was really... not scary!
"Um, what is that? It's colorful, but... it's too ugly."
Feng·Bold·Xiyun once again left the protective circle of the guards and came closer to watch. After careful observation, he came to the conclusion that "this thing is really too ugly" and made a comment with disgust!
Yunniang, who laughed so hard that she didn't recognize any relatives, was stuck...
"Are you crazy? Don't you know that the brighter the color, the more poisonous it is?"
She could no longer pretend to be elegant. Feng Xiyun's sword was her nemesis, and she was forced to become a hysterical shrew.
Feng Xiyun hurriedly took a few steps back and returned to the protective circle.
Pat your heart and pretend to be scared.
"Oh, why are you so irritable, girl? I know this, why don't you just talk to me nicely? Why are you yelling so loudly? Really."
Yunniang...
What on earth had she done wrong to make herself so angry by talking nonsense to him?
"You, you, you... you're so smooth-talking that I can't beat you. So, prepare to die. I originally wanted to make you my dolls, but you refused my toast and ended up killing the baby..."
"Oh, I told you we didn't kill him..."
Yunniang was interrupted by Feng Xiyun again, but she was no longer angry and just ignored him woodenly.
"Hmph, then let you taste Beibei's poison, you..."
"Hey...Baby Beibei, you're such a bad name. What kind of name is this..."
Yunniang was interrupted by Feng Xiyun's complaints again, and her expression was even more painful than if she had eaten Cang Yi.
For a moment, the room was completely silent, with only Feng Xiyun still chattering, "Don't you think so? A scorpion is called Baobao, and such an ugly toad is called Beibei. My mother's lovely lion dog is not named like that. Tsk tsk tsk tsk..."
"Ahhh, that's enough, shut up!"
Yunniang could no longer bear Feng Xiyun. This time her roar was so heart-wrenching and desperate that a sparrow that happened to fall to the ground was frightened and flew away with a whoosh.
"You...you...since you are so bold, then I will use you to feed my Beibei first!"
Yunniang pointed at Feng Xiyun who was rubbing his ears, and the guards immediately pointed their swords at her.
"Oh, you guys think you can stop me!"
Yunniang sneered and triumphantly pronounced: "Just try walking a few steps~"
The guards looked around and didn't move!
"I'm leaving. It's okay."
Feng Xiyun, on the other hand, was jumping happily in the protective circle, taking two steps to the left, doing chest expansion exercises, stretching exercises...
"That's enough! You guys really have a trump card. Even the Nine-Turn Thousand-Return Incense in this room can't control you."
The leader of the guards' eyes shot out quickly like lightning towards a small incense burner on the table, from which a little smoke was emitting.
Thinking back secretly, it seemed that before the princess gave them the gourd water, he did feel a little weak in his limbs. After drinking it, the symptoms quickly disappeared, and he even felt more energetic than usual.
Yunniang quickly turned around and walked back to the cabinet to look for something.
Taking advantage of this opportunity, Feng Ming quickly turned around and ordered Feng Xiyun and the guards: "Pretend to faint, cooperate, and get the truth!"
As soon as she finished speaking, Yunniang turned around, and Feng Xiyun had no time to ask what she meant.
"Fortunately, I'm prepared. Since the Nine-Turn Thousand-Return Incense can't control you, I'll try this."
Yunniang held a crimson paper bag in her hand, smiled strangely at everyone, and shook the paper bag open. A burst of crimson powder immediately fell all over Feng Xiyun and the guards' heads and faces, causing them to sneeze continuously.
"A-choo"
"A-choo"
"A-choo"
Feng Xiyun sneezed and suddenly realized what Feng Ming meant by cooperation. He shouted in a very pretentious manner: "Oh, what's wrong? Why do I feel weak~"
At the same time, he winked at the captain of the guard team. The captain had just heard Fengming's words. Of course, he was also a smart man. He immediately understood what he meant and made a gesture. The entire guard team began to pretend to perform, and after the sneeze, they started a chorus of "ouch ouch".
"Hahahaha, there's nothing you can do about this."
In fact, Feng Xiyun didn't know the specific effect of this medicine, but because Yunniang said that she wanted the toad to poison them, this medicine definitely would not kill them, so he intuitively pretended that this was a medicine that would make people's body feel sore and weak, but he didn't expect that it really was.
Yunniang was so proud of herself that she was fooled by everyone's extremely poor acting skills.
"This is the latest drug our masters have painstakingly developed. We haven't even picked a name for it yet, and you've already used it. You're truly lucky."
Feng Xiyun complained in his heart, "Who wants this good luck? You keep talking about your master, your master. You must be a fan girl of your master... Hey, my sister asked me to ask some questions, could it be..." Feng Xiyun had another flash of inspiration and got Feng Ming's meaning accurately.
"Hey, who is this adult you're talking about? I've been listening to you talk about him all the time. Is he that powerful?"
Yunniang was just about to bring the "Beibei" colorful glazed ugly toad over to give Feng Xiyun and others a kiss, but when she suddenly heard Feng Xiyun's question, her expression became a little psychedelic and girlish.
"Of course you are awesome! You are the most awesome person in the world!"
"How many people have you met who say they are the most powerful in the world?"
Feng Xiyun shook his head in disapproval, obviously not believing Yunniang's statement that she was the most powerful.
Yunniang respected her master as a god. How could she tolerate Feng Xiyun's disrespectful attitude? She was furious!
"You know what? Our Lord is handsome, wise, and resourceful. Who in the world can rival him?"
"We haven't met before, so who knows if you're bragging or not."
Feng Xiyun was very good at making this kind of contemptuous expression. In addition, Yunniang had a filter of power and nobility for him, which made her feel that she was looked down upon by Feng Xiyun.
Because I was angry, I felt more strength in my hands.
"Chi~"
The colorful ugly toad squeaked and turned its belly over.
"Ah, Beibei, I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Mother didn't mean it. It's all that person's fault."
Yunniang was frantically pressing the toad's belly or doing some other first aid. Feng Xiyun didn't understand what was going on, so he just watched with interest. After a while, the ugly toad finally moved again and was not strangled to death by Yunniang.
“Huh~”
"Well, you said that ugly toad was given to you by your master. What would he do if he knew that you almost strangled the toad to death?"
Yunniang's heart, which had just been put at ease, was stirred up again by Feng Xiyun's words.
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