"Deputy Director, do you have any good news for me?" Zhang Ming asked with a smile. As a 23-year-old gay man who has not yet married, he is quite anxious, but he has no choice, he has not found a revolutionary partner.
Xiao Yu: "What do you think or want from lesbians?"
Zhang Ming: "No, I trust my sister-in-law's judgment."
Xiao Yu: "Tell me your ideas and requirements, otherwise don't consider it, lest my wife introduces you to someone and you waste my wife's kindness because of various dissatisfactions."
Zhang Ming: "...then...then I like girls who are considerate and gentle." Police officers are sometimes very busy, so he hopes that his target is considerate.
Jin-Woo nodded: "Anything else?"
Zhang Ming: "I hope the other person can cook, is hardworking, and not lazy." Girls who are considerate are generally hardworking and not lazy.
Jin-Woo nodded and let him continue.
Zhang Ming thought for a moment and said, "Well... don't be too short..." Thinking about it, Lin Yiyi was not tall either, so she said, "Don't be shorter than my sister-in-law."
When it comes to the height issue, Xiao Yu has no other options. His wife has been stuck at 159cm for a long time, so long that Lin Yiyi has given up hope. After all, this novel was written for her. She is only 159cm in real life. How could that jealous colleague give Lin Daya a height of over 160cm? However, Lin Yiyi still did not give up hope. She stretched and did yoga every day and took calcium supplements every day.
Xiao Yu didn't mind Lin Yiyi's height. Maybe it was because he had watched her grow up. Compared with when she was only 155cm tall and had a skinny figure when they got married, he didn't even mind that. Why would he care about her now? Besides, his wife's body proportions were still good, with two white and straight legs.
If Lin Yiyi knew what he was thinking, she would like to say that her legs are so straight because she is thin. Yes, Lin Daya's body will not be fat. Maybe when that colleague described her, he hoped that her figure would be skinny, so this body will not be fat. But even if she is not fat, it is better than in the 1960s. She has been taking supplements for three years, so she must have some flesh.
What's more, a white woman is worth three ugliest men, and whiteness is the most important.
Xiao Yu thought about Qin Yuanyuan's characteristics: hardworking, gentle, good at cooking, and taller than his wife. These were all satisfied, but there were two most important points, which his wife had reminded him of: "Are there any requirements for academic qualifications?" In fact, when his wife mentioned this, he was also surprised.
Because few people ask this question.
Zhang Ming: "It's best if she can read and write, but I don't have any requirements for educational background." Like most men, he has no requirements for the educational background of female comrades, but he also hopes that they can read and write.
Jin-Woo nodded: "What about age?"
Zhang Ming: "It doesn't matter if they are older or younger than me, just don't be too much older and don't look like my sister."
Xiao Yu: "Can you accept the three-year age difference between you and me? According to my wife, some people are feudal and would feel that being three years older is too much."
Zhang Ming was stunned: "Isn't a three-year age difference like a golden brick?"
Xiao Yu: "If a girl is three years older than a boy, it's like holding a golden brick. If a boy is three years older than a girl, it's like being a little bit arrogant."
Zhang Ming: "What's the big deal? We can't have such feudal ideas." It was the first time he heard this. As a policeman, he certainly wasn't feudal. But when he heard Xiao Yu say this, his eyes lit up. "Deputy Director, do you mean... have you chosen a candidate for my sister-in-law?"
Xiao Yu thought about it and realized that his cousin Qin Yuanyuan met the requirements except that she could not read. He said, "Well, she is my cousin. She is 20 years old this year. She was broken off three years ago because her previous boyfriend fell in love with another girl. She is taller than my wife, about 163 cm. She is hardworking and has a good personality. Farm children can cook. But she has never been to school and cannot read. Think it over. If you think you can accept such conditions, you can meet her at my house. Of course, if you don't like her after meeting her, then just pretend you have never met her. But don't think that you will not lose anything by meeting her anyway."
Zhang Ming said, "I know, Deputy Director, can I ask what she looks like?" Men also look at feelings and reality. If the woman has good conditions, then it doesn't matter if her appearance is a little bit inferior, the conditions make up for everything. If the woman is beautiful, then it doesn't matter if her conditions are a little worse, the appearance makes up for everything. Zhang Ming doesn't want a fairy-like beauty, at least not so ugly, and the appearance is average. For those who can't read, he does have some ideas, but the other party is the cousin of the deputy director, and he thinks he can meet her first. What if she is really good?
Xiao Yu: "She looks good, with yellow skin. Not particularly white, but not dark either." In Xiao Yu's eyes, Qin Yuanyuan was indeed not dark. He had seen many dark-skinned people, and there were a lot of them in the army. But he seemed to have forgotten that most of the dark-skinned people in the army were men.
Zhang Ming: "Then can we meet first?" Zhang Ming is not a fool. He is talkative and enthusiastic.
She is smart and active. Since Xiao Yu is willing to act as a matchmaker for the other party, it is certain that this cousin has a good relationship with Xiao Yu. Zhang Ming is not trying to curry favor with Xiao Yu to climb up, but as a person, it is also good to have such a bridge relationship.
Xiao Yu: "Okay, I'll talk to my wife after get off work. I'd also like to talk about your family's situation."
Zhang Ming: "I have an older brother and a younger sister, both of whom are married. My parents live with my brother. Sometimes I go home for dinner, and sometimes I eat in the company cafeteria. Now I live in a single dormitory, but if I get married, I can move to a workroom. I have to hand over 10 yuan of my salary every month, but I don't have to pay it after I get married. I will give my parents pension when they get old."
Xiao Yu: "Did you split up?"
Zhang Ming: "We separated after marriage, and we don't live together. My elder brother and his wife definitely don't want us to live together. Since we don't live together, doesn't that mean we are separated? We have to pay money even if we don't live together, right?" He is not a fool.
In rural areas, people generally live together for several generations and do not like to separate. But in county towns, many do separate families after marriage, because the houses in county towns are small, and if several generations or several families live together, it will be crowded.
Xiao Yu: "Okay, you go out. I'll go back and ask your sister-in-law in the evening and tell you tomorrow."
In the evening, Xiao Yu came back with two watermelons.
Their house has been very lively these days. Brother Lin Dajun is here every day and leaves after dinner. The three children of the Xiao family are also here. It is so lively that Xiao Yu actually wants his own children.
Lin Yiyi: "Are there any watermelons? Are they distributed by the unit?" We haven't eaten all the grapes from yesterday.
Xiao Yu: "No, my father gave it to me. A batch of watermelons arrived at the commune, and my father bought a few and gave me two." You don't need a ticket to buy watermelons. As soon as the watermelons from the commune arrived, everyone rushed to get them. However, no matter how fast people outside rushed, they couldn't be as fast as people inside the commune. Watermelons are all sold for money, so it doesn't matter who you sell them to?
Lin Yiyi: “Great, go soak in the well water.” Wild grapes can be said to be from the mountains, but watermelons cannot be said to be from the mountains, so even if there are watermelons in the system mall, they cannot be taken out.
Xiao-Woo: "Yeah. What are we having for dinner?"
Lin Yiyi asked: "Besides rice, what else do you want to eat?"
Xiao Yu: "..."
Lin Yiyi smiled and said to the children outside, "It's time to eat."
A group of children came in.
Lin Yiyi didn't see Xiao Rui, Xiao Zhu and Xiao Jixiang who were there just now, so she asked, "Jixiang,
What about them?
Lin Wudi: "I went home. They said they would come back after dinner."
Lin Yiyi: "Well, let's eat too."
I had only eaten half of the meal when I heard Xiao Rui's voice from outside: "Uncle Xiaowu...Uncle Xiaowu..."
Brother Lin Wu jumped off the stool and ran out.
Xiao Rui and Xiao Zhu both held watermelons in their hands. Xiao Rui said, "Uncle Xiaowu, I'll give you some watermelon." Usually, Lin Wudi would give him food, but there were no snacks at home. Today, when he returned home, his grandfather gave them some watermelons, so he asked his father to cut it and bring it to him.
Brother Lin Wu said, "We have some at home, soaking in the well water."
Xiao Rui: "Then yours hasn't been cut yet, eat ours first."
Lin Wudi thought about it and said: "Okay then."
Xiao Rui and Xiao Zhu gave four slices of watermelon to Lin Wudi, and then ran away. It's not that Xiao Rui was stingy, but he and Xiao Zhu were small, and each could only hold one slice. The four slices were just enough for the four brothers of the Lin family, and Lin Yiyi and Xiao Yu were ignored. As children, of course they only thought about sharing the food with their friends, and never thought about the two adults, Lin Yiyi and Xiao Yu.
Lin Wudi ran into the kitchen: "Sister, Xiaorui gave me the watermelon. They also have watermelons at home."
Lin Yiyi was not surprised. Xiao Daqiang was the father after all. It was impossible for him to buy watermelons only for them and not for the first and third wives. Lin Yiyi: "Eat after you have dinner."
Brother Lin Wu opened his mouth and took a bite: "Wow, so sweet." Brother Lin Wu divided the three pieces in his hand, "One piece for my brother-in-law, one piece for my sister, and one piece for my fourth brother."
Lin Dajun and Lin Sanjun: "..." In Xiaowu's eyes, aren't they brothers?
But Lin Wudi was young, and apart from his beloved sister and brother-in-law, he only thought of his fourth brother who often played with him.
Lin Yiyi didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Eat, eat, and after dinner, cut the one soaked in the well water."
Xiao Yu ate the watermelon in just a few bites: "It's quite sweet."
Lin Yiyi also ate that piece: "It's quite sweet."
However, Liang: "Second sister-in-law, is Second sister-in-law here?"
Lin Yiyi went out: "Hey, here I come." She saw Liang holding a basket full of tea leaves, "So much?"
Liang said: "There are plenty in my mother's family. These are all this year's new tea, from late March. They taste quite fragrant." However, except for the old man, farmers generally don't like to drink tea.