"Oh? This kid has also learned to flatter?" Kong Wenmin laughed cheerfully, casually brought the tea bowl on the table, drank the tea with a big sword and a golden horse, and said with a smile, "Tell me quickly, how did that kid flatter me? What kind of good words did he write to praise my merits?"
"This..." Hao Dongqing looked like he didn't know what to say, but he couldn't help wanting to say it, so he looked around and made sure that no one was around, then he came forward and said to Kong Wenmin a little uneasily and a little excitedly, "Brother Kong, you don't know, the name of that little song is "What the Soldier and the Scholar Have to Say", and it not only mentions you, but also Lord Chen!"
"Puff!" The next second, a large mouthful of tea sprayed accurately on Hao Dongqing's face.
Hao Dongqing: "..."
The corners of Kong Wenmin's mouth twitched: "...Soldiers and scholars, what else do we have to say?! Does this brat want to rebel?!"
Hao Dongqing wiped his face carelessly while turning around and talking in a hurry: "Yes, yes! That kid really wants to create chaos in the world. He sang so happily at that time! He shook his head and wagged his tail. He loves to show off the most!"
"Then why didn't you stop him?!" Kong Wenmin wanted to scold Hao Dongqing a few more times, but seeing the water still dripping down his face, he didn't say anything. He just glared at Hao Dongqing fiercely, then grabbed a red tassel spear and a soft whip, and walked out in a rage.
Hao Dongqing hurriedly followed behind in small steps, his face full of excitement and joy as he waited to see the show.
…
After a cup of tea.
There were ghostly howling sounds coming from the small parade ground. There was no need to go forward. Just by listening to the crying and shouting, one could guess that the person crying and howling must be a kid from Tianjin.
"Commander, what are you doing?" Seeing that the red tassel spear was about to poke his feet, the young man from Tianjin hurriedly dodged backwards, and then his calf was accurately and severely whipped. The young man from Tianjin immediately howled with bared teeth, "Sir! Big brother! I know I was wrong! I won't dare to do it again! Wuuuu! I really won't dare to do it again! From now on, I will do whatever you tell me to do! If you don't let me do anything, I will definitely not do it!"
"Really?" Kong Wenmin said coldly. He looked at the boy's face, howling like a ghost, and whipped him again, making the boy's cry even more beautiful. Kong Wenmin smiled and said, "In this case, why don't you sing your new little song for me?"
"Which song? Is it 'My younger brother and sister climb the wall, I build the ladder', or 'The elder sister of the east family and the aunt of the west family'?" The young man from Tianjin hugged his legs and jumped straight, while asking Kong Wenmin with a grin, "Could it be 'My good sister-in-law, love me again'?"
The corners of Kong Wenmin's mouth twitched: "...I didn't expect you to be so productive."
Hao Dongqing, who was standing aside and watching the show, couldn't help laughing. He stamped his feet and said, "Yes, our little brother is as fertile as a sow! He gave birth to many and good-quality piglets!"
Kong Wenmin glared at Hao Dongqing fiercely, and Hao Dongqing quickly stopped laughing and stood up seriously with his hands behind his back. Then Kong Wenmin turned his head again and sneered at the grinning young man from Tianjin: "Just sing the song you sang at the New Year's Eve dinner! Didn't you sing it very happily at that time?"
"Oh! The song "What the Soldier and the Scholar Have to Say" which has practical guiding significance?" The young man from Tianjin stopped crying and howling immediately. He stood at attention quickly, cleared his throat, took out a cudgel from his arms, and began to sing with high spirits while beating the cudgel. "Brother, listen to me singing for you! The young scholar hid someone in the backyard, but the guy was so mean that he went out on the street behind the scholar's back and even brought the adulterer back to the room. The young scholar was so angry that he was heartbroken. Thanks to the soldier who showed up at the right time, the evildoer was wiped out. The young scholar's eyes were filled with tears. He used to only see the surface of people, but he didn't know that the soldier had good qualities inside. The young scholar was moved and panicked, but the soldier was a wooden stake, and he let the young scholar scratch his ears and cheeks in worry. When will you understand how sad and worried I am, brother soldier? Alas! Brother soldier..."
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