Plan 3
The guard left, Qin Yan looked at Fu Ze, and Fu Ze smiled awkwardly, "The drawbacks of men dressing up as women"
Qin Yan changed the subject, "What is Gu Qingqu doing now?"
Fuze glanced at the sky and said, "I should be studying at this time."
"Reading?" Qin Yan frowned. He didn't read. If Gu Qingqu read, wouldn't he be even more unable to fight him? "We can't let him read. Let..."
Qin Yan thought about it. He only knew about the 108 generals in terms of their military strength, but now it was not a real war, so he looked at Fu Ze again and said, "You arrange someone to cause trouble."
Fu Ze thought about it and a candidate popped up in his mind, "Why not let Jiu Xi go? Jiu Xi has a lot of things to do and can definitely disrupt Gu Qingqu."
"Let him go"
After receiving the notification, Qin Yan chatted with Fu Ze and asked curiously, "Why is he so busy?"
Fuze replied: "Jiuyi's prototype is a hippopotamus. His skin is very delicate and easily sunburned, so he has to soak in the water for a long time, but he also has to rest and eat on the shore."
Qin Yan frowned even more tightly, "So strange"
In the demon world, all demons basically exist in human form. They will only change back to their original form if they are seriously injured and their demon strength is insufficient to support the transformation. However, this kind of thing basically does not happen, so Qin Yan knows nothing about the prototypes of the demon generals.
Fuze nodded, and Qin Yan looked at him, "What is your prototype?"
Fuze pushed his glasses up on his nose, cleared his throat, and said proudly, "King Cobra"
In fact, Qin Yan didn't know the true form of the monster, because he didn't have one, so he didn't understand what Fu Ze was proud of. But after thinking about it, he probably thought that it was just not as fragile as Jiu Xi.
The two chatted and ate lunch leisurely. As soon as the food was served, the guard came in again in a hurry, "Master, something bad has happened!"
Qin Yan looked at Fu Ze, who said confidently, "If nothing unexpected happens."
Before he could finish his words, the guards came running in, panting, "Master, Miss Jiu is possessed by a demon."
Qin Yan was shocked, "What?"
The guard was even more anxious than him, "Master, Miss Jiu is really possessed by a demon."
Gods, immortals, demons and other monks who practice through legitimate means will become demons if they are contaminated by foul air. For a monk, becoming a demon is a devastating blow. A monk who becomes a demon will gradually lose his self-awareness and become a tool that only knows how to kill, and anyone can kill him.
Fu Ze had a good relationship with Jiu Xi, and he didn't believe that Jiu Xi would fall into the devil, so he comforted Qin Yan, "Patriarch, there must be a misunderstanding." After saying that, he looked at the guard and said, "Tell me, what happened?"
The guard was still in shock and said hastily, "When Miss Jiu came over, I went to meet her. When I was three steps away from her, she suddenly started to twitch, and then..."
The guard stopped and showed an expression that was difficult to speak. Qin Yan asked urgently: "Then what?"
Fuze also urged, "Go ahead and say it."
The guard gritted his teeth and continued: "Then she started to pull"
Qin Yan didn't understand, "What are you pulling?"
Fuze was getting anxious after hearing this, "Why don't you tell me?"
The guard glanced at the two of them with a look of humiliation, which made Qin Yan and Fu Ze even more curious. "Poop!"
"What?"
Qin Yan and Fu Ze were both shocked. They didn't expect the guard's next words to be even more shocking. "Then she started kicking, and poop flew everywhere. Your Majesty vomited on the spot and couldn't stop."
Qin Yan and Fu Ze looked at each other and were speechless for a moment.
The guard said: "Master, please go and have a look."
The three of them hurriedly walked to the Yangxin Palace, and heard bursts of vomiting sounds from afar. The faint smell in the air made Qin Yan feel a little nauseous, so he pressed Fu Ze's shoulders and said, "Go. Vomit. Bring him back."
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Fu Ze bending over and vomiting. Qin Yan hurriedly stepped back and waved to Fu Ze, "Come on, I believe in you."
Qin Yan slipped away, leaving Fu Ze with a look of despair on his face, but he still went.
Qin Yan returned to the Weiyang Palace and began to spray perfume all over the room. Just after he finished, he heard heavy footsteps. He looked up. Although he had never seen it before, he knew that it was a hippopotamus. Fuze pinched his nose and sat on its back with a look of disgust.
Qin Yan was holding onto the door, looking at them warily, "What's going on?"
Fuze did not answer, but said: "He needs water"
Qin Yan quickly went into the house and took out the bathtub and placed it in the yard, then filled it with water. Fu Ze picked up the hippo and threw it into the tub. After a while, the hippo turned into a human, with a confused look on his face, "Why am I here?"
Qin Yan quickly asked: "Why did you turn into a hippopotamus?"
Jiu Xi's thoughts haven't come to his senses yet, "I am actually a hippopotamus."
Qin Yan stared at him without saying anything, and was about to get angry. Fu Ze quickly came out to smooth things over, "Young Master, what you mean is, how did you change back to your original form?"
"Ah" Speaking of this, Jiu Xi was also shocked, "I don't know, I just couldn't control myself when I was walking there" and asked, "I didn't do anything weird, did I?"
Qin Yan didn't say anything. Fu Ze faced his burning gaze and shook his neck stiffly. Seeing his actions, Jiu Xi breathed a sigh of relief, "You scared me to death."
Qin Yan held his forehead and said, "You go back first, I'll think about it carefully."
"Okay, I'm hungry too." Jiuyi jumped out of the bathtub and left in a hurry. Qin Yan looked at his back with a helpless look on his face, and Fu Ze quickly explained, "Young Master, this is a characteristic of a hippopotamus, not a demon."
"I know"
Fu Ze was surprised to hear his words, "Young Master is wise"
Qin Yan glanced at him and said, "Isn't this obvious?"
Are the characteristics of hippos obvious? Fu Ze changed his mind and thought that this must be a way to save face, so he didn't continue.
"Why did Jiu Xi suddenly reveal his original form, and why did he have no memory of what the original form did?"
Qin Yan asked this, but Fu Ze had no idea either. Since he couldn't figure it out, he gave up thinking about it. They had many other tricks anyway.
"Go back, I'm going to sleep for a while." Qin Yan yawned, Fu Ze felt very strange, "Didn't you just wake up?"
Qin Yan said: "But I feel very sleepy when I have nothing to do."
Fu Ze said: "In my opinion, the young master should go and explain to Gu Qingqu about Jiuxu's matter. It is too unreasonable for a person to turn into a hippopotamus."
Qin Yan was slightly stunned, "It changed there?" He thought it changed after he came back.
Fuze nodded and replied: "But because it was so smelly, Jiuyi jumped into the lake again, so there was no commotion."
"Did Gu Qingqu see it?"
Fuze didn't know because it was so smelly. Everyone was vomiting and the smell was so irritating that Fuze didn't have the mind to care about those things. He just grabbed Jiuxi and went back.
That needed to be explained. Qin Yan stood up and prepared to leave. Before leaving, he asked again, "Does it still stink now?"
Fu Ze had no idea about this, so he said, "It doesn't stink anymore," and Qin Yan left.
As he approached the Yangxin Palace, there was still a foul smell in the air. The palace maids and eunuchs were cleaning with their mouths and noses covered. Qin Yan held his breath and walked over. Qin Yan's status in the palace was still very high. Immediately, a guard came up to greet him and saluted respectfully, "Master."
Qin Yan nodded politely and asked, "Is your majesty here?"
The guard was a little surprised when he heard this, "Didn't your majesty go to Weiyang Palace?"
Qin Yan didn't say anything. Is there another Weiyang Palace in this palace? The guard saw this and said, "It should be staggered."
Now Qin Yan understood. If she really went to his place, could it be that she was going to cause trouble for him? So Qin Yan nodded and turned back to Weiyang Palace.
He came slowly, but walked faster on the way back. He soon saw the gate of Weiyang Palace. There were two guards guarding the door. Due to Qian Qin Yan's stern refusal, there were no guards in Weiyang Palace. Sure enough, Gu Qingqu came to cause trouble.
Qin Yan walked over and the two guards saluted but did not say anything. Qin Yan snorted in his heart, he was not afraid of being picked on. So he walked in with great vigor and confidence, and then found something wrong. Gu Qingqu was not sitting in the main hall, but in his bedroom.
Qin Yan was a little confused, so he stood in front of the door and asked, "What is he doing in my room?"
The guard at the gate replied: "Your Majesty has fainted and is resting inside."
"Fainted?" Qin Yan was a little unconvinced. After all, in his impression, Gu Qingqu was a cockroach that could not be killed even by him and his 108 generals. How could he faint just because of a little stench?
The guard replied confidently: "Yes"
Regardless of whether it was true or not, Qin Yan had to go in and take a look. He had never seen Gu Qingqu frustrated, so he cleared his throat and said seriously: "I'll go in and take a look."
The guards did not stop him and let him in directly. This was a bit beyond Qin Yan's expectations. He thought that since Gu Qingqu was the emperor, his security must be good. It might not be as good as his father's, but it wouldn't be much different. Now... he was completely left alone.
But this was exactly what Qin Yan wanted. He walked into the room and saw Gu Qingqu's pale face, weak breathing, and lying on the bed with his eyes closed, half dead. Qin Yan couldn't help laughing out loud. Gu Qingqu, you have come to this day too.
Qin Yan called him twice, "Your Majesty" "Your Majesty"
There was no response, it seemed that he was completely unconscious. Qin Yan stopped pretending and sat down beside the bed. He reached out to pinch Gu Qingqu's face. Although he had come down to earth, his face was still exactly the same as when he was in heaven. It was disgusting to look at.
Qin Yan pinched Gu Qingqu's face left and right, up and down, until it turned red. If he pinched it any further, it would break the skin. Qin Yan patted his face and said, "My God, the God of War is so delicate!"
The weather was slightly cool, and Gu Qingqu was covered with a quilt. Qin Yan lifted the quilt and looked up and down at his body, "Let me see if the body of the God of War is so delicate." Qin Yan said as he started to move his hands from the chest down to his lower abdomen. He rubbed his hands together, excited, "Come, let me see how manly the God of War is."
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a light cough. Qin Yan quickly retracted his hand that had been stretched out in the air and looked up at Gu Qingqu. Gu Qingqu had already woken up, with tears in his eyes. "Master..."
Gu Qingqu's voice was sticky, like a sinking swamp, pulling people straight down. The two had been fighting for hundreds of years, and Gu Qingqu basically didn't speak, but when he did speak, his voice was sonorous and powerful, and he sounded like a giant. Qin Yan never dreamed that Gu Qingqu could make such a sound, and he instantly got goose bumps all over his body.
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