1608 Angry, You Are My Aunt
"Qing, Qingchen called me again? What should I do? What should I do? Qingchen seems angry."
Inside the house, Doudou heard Feng Qingchen's voice and was so scared that he fell off his chair. He sat on the ground, his body trembling, his little face as pale as paper, and he was muttering something in his mouth.
"Ouyang Doudou, why don't you come out?" Feng Qingchen called out again when she saw Doudou didn't come out for a long time. She looked full of energy, which was very different from the fact that she had caught a cold and was bedridden.
"Oh no, it's really Qingchen calling me." Doudou had a sad face and kept scratching his hair. After thinking for a long time, he still didn't know what to do, so he had to ask Zuoan for help.
Zuo An gave Dou Dou a cold look and turned around, pretending that he saw nothing. Dou Dou was not afraid of being embarrassed, and crawled directly to Zuo An and hugged Zuo An's legs: "Zuo An, think of a way to save me... Qing Chen is angry."
"What does it have to do with me?" Zuo An raised his leg but failed to kick away, so he was too lazy to kick again.
"Can you bear to see me being beaten by someone other than you?" Doudou acted coquettishly, blinking her big eyes.
Zuo An had no sympathy, but the meaning of Doudou's words was quite interesting. He raised his foot and kicked Doudou away: "Tell me, what mistake did you make?"
"Uh..." Doudou was dumbfounded. After thinking for a long time, he finally shook his head obediently: "I don't know."
"If you don't know, then what are you afraid of?" Now it was Zuo An's turn who wanted to beat Doudou.
This kid deserves a beating.
"Feng Qingchen is angry. Judging from her tone, she must be very angry." Doudou said it confidently. Zuo An almost raised his leg to step on his head.
I don't know what's wrong with this brain. How can he be so stupid?
"It's true that she's angry, but you don't know why she's angry. What do you want me to do? Get out... Find out why Feng Qingchen is angry before you come back." Zuo An kicked Doudou, who rolled to the door decisively, then rolled and crawled to Feng Qingchen's side, with a flattering face: "Miss, I'm late."
That look was completely like that of a sycophant.
Feng Qingchen almost couldn't help laughing.
Ahem... Feng Qingchen quickly suppressed his smile and said seriously, "Ouyang Doudou, you are so brave. Is this all you learned in the military camp? Why did you wait so long to show up after hearing the order from your superiors?"
"No, absolutely not. I was using the toilet just now, and I came here without washing my hands. If you don't believe me, just smell it." Doudou stretched out his dirty hand and put it in front of Feng Qingchen's nose.
If it were an ordinary person, they would definitely step back in disgust, but Feng Qingchen didn't. She stood there motionless, looking at Doudou with a smile, which made Doudou feel embarrassed. She withdrew her hand awkwardly: "Miss, I, I..."
"Yes, you have been in the army for a few months. You didn't learn any good things, but you learned all the tricks to deceive your superiors. It seems that you have become friends with them." Feng Qingchen was definitely not praising him. Standing in the room and just listening to Feng Qingchen's tone, Zuo An could be sure that Feng Qingchen was angry, but...
Doudou, who was standing in front of Feng Qingchen and listening to the lecture, didn't understand it at all. He just thought Feng Qingchen was praising him, and immediately smiled: "Qingchen, you are so amazing. You actually made it happen as soon as you said it. I heard from Zuo'an that you were able to go out in time yesterday because you were restless at home and thought that something might have happened to us, so you dragged Zuo'an to find us together."
At this point, Doudou took another step closer to Feng Qingchen and said mysteriously, "Qingchen, are you able to tell fortunes? I heard from Master that there were descendants of the temple in the past who could tell fortunes. Are you a fortuneteller? Can you tell me if I have the destiny to be a general?"
As Doudou spoke, she spread out her palms and placed them in front of Feng Qingchen, her little eyes sparkling and bright.
Under normal circumstances, Feng Qingchen would still coax him, but she was so angry at this group of people that she just wanted to not cause trouble for Doudou. How could she have the energy to coax him?
"Pah." Feng Qingchen slapped Doudou's claws away and said, "Stand still and stop talking so smoothly."
"Oh..." Doudou pouted, looking aggrieved, and muttered something like Feng Qingchen was stingy.
Humph... Feng Qingchen sneered. Ouyang Doudou was in trouble for daring to scold him in person.
"Tell me, who allowed you to leave the barracks." Doudou is now her private army, a formal staff member. Leaving without permission is a violation of military rules.
"No one can say for sure." Doudou looked puzzled, but added fearlessly, "I want to leave, why should I need someone to say for sure? They don't know."
"Don't you want it?" Feng Qingchen dragged out the three words for a long time. Doudou could sense something was wrong even if he was stupid. He shrank a little and asked cautiously, "Qingchen, did I make a mistake?"
"What? Do you know that you've made a mistake?" Feng Qingchen didn't have a ruler in her hand at the moment. If she had one, she would definitely be considered a perverted instructor.
"What did I do wrong?" Doudou's body tensed up, as if he was ready to run away at any time.
He made a mistake in the army some time ago and was beaten with thirty military sticks. His buttocks just healed. He didn't want to be beaten again.
"Isn't it wrong to leave the army without permission? Do you think joining the army is a joke?" Even though she has troops under her command and no clear way to get through the government, the rules and regulations are there.
Doudou did this knowingly.
"What? I joined the army and can't just leave?" Doudou shouted, and the sound was so loud that it woke up the snow wolf who was taking a nap in the corner.
"Leave? You want everyone to be like you, coming and leaving as they please. Do you think the army is a place for you to kill time?" Feng Qingchen's voice became colder and colder. Doudou then realized the seriousness of the matter, and his little body kept shrinking back.
"Qing, Qingchen...can we make a deal? This time I didn't know. I didn't mean it. I promise there won't be a next time, okay?" Doudou stood up straight, looking like a soldier.
It seems that these months of training have not been in vain.
"Next time? You want there to be a next time? You left the army without permission. Do you think Feng Liyou will let you go back?" When Feng Qingchen saw Doudou appear, he knew that Doudou must have left without permission and became a "deserter."
Feng Liyou had no contact with the King of Jiangnan and the King of Qing, so she would never send Doudou to the Valley Master.
This damn kid is always so ignorant of the seriousness of the matter. With his personality, even if she supports him from behind, gives him soldiers and manpower, and lets him go to the battlefield, he can't be a general, he can only be a vanguard charging into the enemy.
Doudou realized the seriousness of the matter, her face turned pale, and she nervously hugged Feng Qingchen's arm, crying and begging: "Then, what should I do? Qingchen... I don't want to be expelled, I still want to go back to be a general. Qingchen, I know I was wrong, I really know I was wrong, I promise there won't be a next time. This time you have to save me, you must save me. You are my aunt, my dear aunt, if you don't save me, who will save me?"
Woohoo, he really didn’t know that he couldn’t go back after running away. He had always been like this in the Killer Alliance...