Chapter 117: The man comes riding on a bamboo horse, and the green plums go to cook wine (Part 5)

Doudou wanted to fight with Zuo'an again to prove that he was the "number one expert" and wash away the shame of his last defeat.

Zuo An also wanted to beat Dou Dou severely to vent his anger for being whipped last time, but not now!

Zuo An is not a fool like Doudou. He is very clear about his current condition. He is no match for Doudou. If they really fight, he will definitely lose.

Although he would not be punished if he lost, he hated losing, especially to the idiot in front of him.

"I'm injured. If you want to fight me, then go ahead. It's just that..." Zuo An knew Doudou was stupid, so he deliberately said half and left the other half. Doudou, the idiot, was immediately fooled: "Just what?"

"But, in this situation, what's the point of you winning against me? You're just taking advantage of someone's danger." Zuo An looked at Dou Dou coldly. Although he didn't know what the idiot was thinking, he knew that the idiot in front of him had no brains, and he would definitely do what he said...

Not disappointing Zuo An, Dou Dou looked at him with a distressed expression: "So what do you say we should do?"

He was not fighting Zuo'an. He was fighting with Zuo'an for a fair contest and to defeat Zuo'an with his strength. He didn't want to take advantage of someone's misfortune.

He Ouyang Doudou is a man and he wants a fair duel!

If Zuo An knew what Dou Dou was thinking, he would definitely sneer with contempt: A killer who wants a fair duel is indeed a fool.

"Three months. We'll meet at the arena in three months." Zuo An calculated his situation and gave a reasonable time.

"Three months is too long." Doudou howled. He never had much patience.

"Let's fight now. I'm injured, so it doesn't matter if I lose." Zuo An didn't care. Doudou originally wanted to fight now, but seeing Zuo An's attitude, he felt that it would be meaningless even if he won...

"Three months is three months. Humph, I'm not afraid of you." Doudou responded angrily, then glared at Zuo An fiercely, turned around and left, but turned back halfway: "By the way, what's your name?"

"Left Bank!"

"Left Bank? What a strange name. Why do you call it Left Bank instead of Right Bank? Don't you think Right Bank sounds better?" Doudou blinked his big eyes and gave sincere suggestions.

If he hadn't known that Doudou was an idiot, Zuo An would have slapped him...

Zuo An did not answer Dou Dou's words. Instead, he looked at Dou Dou with a stern face and asked, "What about you? What's your name?"

Zuo An really didn’t know Doudou’s name, because everyone in the Killer Alliance called him Young Master Doudou, and there were very few people called him by that name. Zuo An never liked talking to people, and it was even more impossible for him to ask others what the Young Master’s name was.

"Ouyang Doudou." Doudou said his name with pride, and then said proudly: "You can call me Doudou. Master said I am the cutest Doudou in the world."

At this time, Doudou was still proud of his name. But soon he stopped allowing others to call him Doudou, because Zuo An said...

"Doudou? It's really embarrassing for a man to choose such a feminine name. But you are just a little bean, Doudou is the most suitable name for you, and you will be a little bean for the rest of your life." Zuo An was disdainful, deeply disdainful...

ah……

At this moment, Doudou felt the deep malice in this world, and his heart ached.

"You're talking nonsense. I'm obviously the cutest Douzi. It's not a girl's name. I'm a man." Although Doudou didn't quite understand what "girly" meant, he knew it was a bad word.

"Humph, you're just kidding yourself. A name like yours is only used when you're a kid. No one would ever use it as a real name. Your name is really lame." Now that I can't beat this brat, I'll just piss him off first...

Seeing Doudou's face flushed with anger, Zuo An continued without hesitation: "You are the only one in the entire assassin alliance with such a girly name. When you go out to kill people in the future, don't say your name, otherwise people will laugh to death. Doudou? What kind of weird name is this?"

"You're talking nonsense, my name is not weird." Doudou was about to cry because he felt that Zuo'an was right, as if he was the only one in the Killer Alliance named "Doudou", and the names of others were very impressive, such as: Cold Blood, Life Chaser, Heaven Devourer...

Woo woo woo, why is he called Doudou?

Doudou took a look at his own tiny body, then compared his height with Zuo An's, and discovered with sadness that he really was a tiny person.

Doudou was even angrier now. Seeing Zuo'an looking down on him, Doudou rushed forward with his fist raised...

He hated this brat, and hated his name even more. Why did this guy called Zuo An call himself Zuo An instead of Dou Dou, Hua Hua, Duo Duo, etc. like him?

But……

Doudou raised his fist and rushed to Zuoan, but Zuoan did not move. Instead, he opened his clothes to reveal his small body covered with whip marks: "Only women would take advantage of someone's misfortune. No wonder your name is Doudou. Your name sounds like a woman's, and you act like a woman too..."

"I'm not a sissy." Doudou stopped punching and yelled at Zuoan angrily.

"Doudou, Doudou, if you are not a woman, what are you? Do you see other people named Huahua or Caocao like you?" Zuo'an was sure of Doudou's "stupid" instinct and took advantage of Doudou...

"You, you..." Doudou was so angry that he wanted to kill someone, but he just couldn't punch.

"What's wrong with you? Are you going to complain to your master? It's useless!" Zuo An said these two words with a proud look on his face, turned around and left, making Doudou so angry that he jumped up and down on the spot...

Zuo An let out a sigh of relief and was in a good mood. Even though today's training intensity was very high, Zuo An completed it with ease.

He thought of a way to punish the young master without being punished.

Is it Ouyang Doudou?

May you all the best!

After a day of training, Zuo An went back to his room to rest. Dou Dou, whose name was too feminine after being attacked by Zuo An, was throwing tantrums at those old monsters because his name was too feminine. He wanted to change his name. He didn't want to be called Dou Dou. He didn't want to be like Dou Ding who never grows up...

When the old monsters heard Doudou's words, they didn't take it seriously at all. They just thought that Doudou was angry and patiently told him that the name cannot be changed casually and that he should be given an ordinary name to support himself.

Besides, Doudou is so friendly. If you don’t want to be called Doudou, what else would you like to be called?

Duoduo?

Ruirui?

Mengmeng?

Xixi?

Linlin?

Several old monsters gave Doudou advice very seriously, and Doudou listened very seriously. Then he sadly discovered that it seemed that only Doudou's advice was the most pleasing to the ear...

Doudou didn't think about it. He heard a few old weirdos calling him Doudou every day, which of course sounded the best to him. Doudou, who rarely came into contact with the outside world and didn't know much about the world, didn't even think about the fact that he could have other names besides the names of the girls mentioned above, so...

The naive, ignorant, and stupid Doudou failed in his first attempt to change his name, and since then he has tried to change his name countless times, but to no avail...

Doudou, you are destined to be called Doudou all your life!

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