Chapter 14
What man in the world would take his wife to a brothel?
The second prince can.
Suddenly, the entire court was filled with Chu Huan's wild laughter, and everyone's ears were filled with the devilish "Hahahahahaha", making them want to laugh along with her.
Emperor: Hold on! I can do it!
Officials: Hold on! Don't expose it!
After a while, Chu Huan finally stopped laughing and continued to eat melons: [What are they doing in the brothel? To watch live pornography? Hasn't the Second Prince already become a pornographic picture? Why does he still want to watch pornography?]
The series of speculations that were full of color but not breathtaking made the Second Prince's face turn blue and red.
In order to prevent Chu Huan from hearing what happened in his bedroom, he exposed Chu Ping's prostitution. However, he didn't expect that it would come back to him after going around in circles.
But he no longer had any legitimate reason to stop Chu Huan and the system from eating melons.
The emperor and all the officials told themselves in their hearts: It is not good to eavesdrop on other people's bedroom fun.
So, they decided: listen openly with their ears perked up!
System: [No, they are both quite reserved.]
Chu Huan:?
[A reserved couple goes to a brothel for tea? Hahahaha, this is the funniest joke I've heard this year.]
Second Prince: “…”
System: [It's true. They just go to the brothel regularly to look at beauties and learn some sex techniques. They don't watch live pornographic scenes, nor do they perform pornographic scenes in the brothel. Isn't that too reserved?]
Chu Huan: […Indeed.]
The emperor and his officials were all convinced.
From this perspective, the Second Prince and his wife are really reserved. If it were them, they would have to cough up the difference.
There was silence for a long time.
The emperor started the next topic, guiding the direction of the melon-eating: "How many times have you been there?"
Second Prince: "...twice."
The next moment, the system sneered: [Who are you kidding?]
Chu Hua: [Twenty times?]
System: [Not really. I went there three times: two years ago, one year ago, and one month ago.]
Chu Hua: [You visit brothels once a year? You're quite the man.]
The emperor asked again: "What are you going to do?"
The answer to this question has just been given by the system, and everyone heard it and knew it clearly: the emperor wants to eat a smaller melon.
The second prince did not want to cooperate, nor did he want to tell his private affairs to everyone, but if he lied or remained silent, he would be exposed on the spot by the system.
"Have some tea." Everyone could hear the weakness in the gentle voice.
The second prince is lying down. You can say whatever you want, but don’t even think about hearing it from my mouth!
The system lived up to the emperor's expectations, revealing: "Before the Second Prince's marriage, he was given a book of erotic paintings. But how could the illustrations be as vivid and easy to follow as erotic stories and short videos? The virgin, inexperienced and shy, took a few glances before putting the erotic paintings away. The couple's sex life was not very harmonious."
The Second Prince's wife was even less experienced, but she had a close friend who taught her about the pleasures of marital affairs. Too embarrassed to let the Second Prince learn from her, she disguised herself as a man and went to the brothel.
Chu Huan added: [Then the door to a new world opened there.]
"That's right!" someone answered, the system's tone rising with excitement. "After a visit to a brothel, the Second Prince's wife instantly rose from bronze to silver rank, seducing the Second Prince and experiencing the pleasures of the boudoir. The Second Prince saw this and realized, 'This won't do!' He must regain his virility! So, he had someone follow the Second Prince's wife and caught her in the act at the brothel."
Chu Huan continued: [Then, the couple opened the door to a new world together.]
System: [That’s right!]
Chu Hua: [Then, the couple got addicted to the experience and started going to the brothel once a year to learn new tricks.]
[Wow, you're constantly improving and keeping up with the times, always at the forefront!]
emperor:"……"
Officials: "..."
This sentence is refreshing to many people. After reciting it silently several times, the more they recite it, the more they feel that it is like golden advice.
However, considering the premise of going to a brothel to learn some sex skills...
Well, there is no need to keep up with the times.
The second prince was so ashamed that he wished he could find a hole to crawl into. Covering his ears and stealing the bell is shameful but effective!
The emperor snorted, "Going to a brothel to drink tea, do you think my eyesight is blurry?"
This sounded like he was angry, but when the second prince looked up, he saw his father's face and eyes full of anger: "Hurry up! Don't make me rush you all the time!"
The eagerness of the melon-eating badger to eat the melon could no longer be concealed by the crown tassels.
Second Prince: “…”
Another day of missing my brother:)
Things had almost come to an end here. The second prince wanted to turn the topic back to Chu Ping's visit to prostitutes and let the joy of the boudoir end here.
Unfortunately, once Chu Huan’s curiosity was aroused, it was not so easy to calm down.
[This couple can visit brothels together. Not only are they studious and up-to-date, but they also have a good relationship.]
System: [Yes, yes, they are each other's only love, how can their relationship not be good?]
These words were like cold water poured into a frying pan, instantly causing the emperor and his officials to frantically question: "The Second Prince already has concubines and wives, so how can they be exclusive to each other?" "System, are you illiterate?"
Fortunately, Chu Huan asked their question: [How could it be the only one?]
System: [Indeed, she is the only one. The Second Prince has concubines and wives, but he has never touched them. He has only loved the Second Prince's wife from the beginning to the end, and he has only slept with her.]
Hiss—the emperor and all the officials fell back in shock.
Emperor: Our Xiao family actually has a romantic partner?!
Officials: The Second Prince is actually the most chaste and virtuous man in the Great Sheng Dynasty?!
The second prince placed his hands on his abdomen, closed his eyes, and died peacefully.
Chu Huan was so anxious that she was scratching her head: [What's going on? Tell me quickly!]
System: [The Second Prince's concubines and wives were all chosen by the Second Prince's wife. She loved the pretty, lovely, and delicate women, and took them all in. As women, many things were very convenient. The Second Prince's wife was beautiful, wealthy, and resourceful. They bathed together, had massages, painted their nails, touched hands, and teased each other. Their days were incredibly pleasant.]
After the concubines and the concubines were brought into the prince's residence, she urged the second prince to consummate their marriages with them daily, prompting him to develop conspiracy theories and believe his wife was jealous, so he didn't dare go. Some time later, he overheard the second prince's wife complaining to her personal maid, and only then did he understand what was going on.
[It turns out the Second Prince's wife wanted to see his preferred type from the order of his marriage consummation. Then, she could use his preferences as an excuse to bring a few more beautiful girls into the palace. You know, even before the Second Prince went to sleep, the Second Prince's wife had already seen, touched, cuddled, and napped with these beautiful girls countless times.]
Chu Huan let out a voice of envy and jealousy: [The Second Prince's wife is truly a role model for our generation!]
The men present: "..."
Even the Second Prince's wife's grandfather, the old tutor, himself didn't dare to praise her like that.
The old Grand Tutor was shocked. He couldn't understand why his granddaughter hadn't been so unruly when she was still a married woman...
Wait! To be honest, the maids serving his granddaughter seemed to be more beautiful than each other. Even her guards, servants, and coachmen had to be good-looking.
Old Master: “…” It’s over.
System: [The Second Prince learned the truth, and while the Second Prince's wife was asleep, he found a large box of portraits in her room. They were all beauties she had chosen in advance. The auspicious date and time were all prepared, and she was just waiting for the Second Prince to consummate the marriage with them, and then find an opportunity to bring them into the palace to enjoy a happy life together. With this being the case, how could he dare to visit the concubines and other wives?]
Is he marrying himself a concubine? No! He's using his hard-earned money to marry his first wife a bunch of girls she likes. And while he's out working, his first wife can live happily with her concubines. He's a complete tool for marrying concubines!
Second Prince: “…”
emperor:"……"
Officials: "..."
Stop talking, it's too sad.
Among all the civil and military officials in the court, only Chu Huan didn't feel sad: [Ahhh, I'm sad!]
【Sister, take me to play together! 】
[Huh?] Chu Huan suddenly realized, [If I entered the Second Prince's mansion, I could earn money, have a Second Prince and a concubine, not have to serve a man, and not have to risk my life giving birth to a child, and I could hang out with so many beautiful women... There's actually such a good thing in the world?!]
[Tong'er, do you think my appearance suits the Second Prince's wife's taste?]
System: [Yes, Sister Huan, you are so pretty, she loves you so much!]
Chu Huan: [Okay! I'll run into you later!]
Second Prince:? !!
Stop it! Do not seduce a married woman! Do not allow Chu Huan to encounter the Second Prince's wife!
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