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Fat Sanhua lay down again, stretching himself as wide as possible to increase the exposed area.
The warm sunlight shone on his body again and he hummed comfortably twice, but soon the warmth was blocked by a cold figure again.
"Meow meow meow~!" Even a person with a good temper would be angry, let alone this fat cat with a bad temper.
Fat Sanhua shouted angrily, "When will this guy ever stop? Why does he always come to cause trouble?"
"It seems that you still don't understand where you are wrong." Zhu Wenbin's face was dark. He was still too naive. He actually thought that this fat cat admitted his mistake on his own initiative.
"Meow meow?" Fatty Sanhua's head was full of question marks. Is it wrong now even to bask in the sun?
Not to mention that he obediently stepped out of the way in order to accommodate this inexplicable master.
"How can you go to the bathroom?"
"Meow...?" Fat Sanhua thought he had heard it wrong. He carefully recalled the sentence several times before he cautiously made a little sound.
"And it was under the peach tree that I truly love, and in the bushes." Zhu Wenbin thought Fat Sanhua was feeling guilty, so he added one more sentence.
"Meow meow meow~" Going to the toilet can apply fertilizer. It's really like an immortal who is detached from the world.
Fat Sanhua thought something had happened, so he took off his cautious look and lay down lazily again. What was that?
"Haven't you been with Xiaotian and the others these two days, and haven't you gone to find Bai Ze?" Zhu Wenbin tried hard to talk to this little disciple who couldn't speak human language.
"Haven't you seen how ordinary immortals live?" Zhu Wenbin slowly frowned.
"After all, you are a spirit beast that can defeat Bai Ze, so you should be included in the category of a cultivator."
Fat Sanhua finally opened his eyes and looked at Zhu Wenbin in confusion.
So, you who practice Taoism are all fairies who drink dew and don’t go to the toilet?
"In order to save time and prevent too many impurities from entering the body, we cultivators usually take fasting pills and only eat monster meat occasionally."
"Although monster meat is very nutritious, it also contains a lot of impurities. Low-level monsters are no longer of much use to cultivators of our realm."
"If you continue to eat it for a long time, you will have to take Yangqing Pills to remove these impurities." Zhu Wenbin felt that it was time to have a chat with his three disciples and educate them properly.
It was really a waste of time to raise those three disciples. He gave the two little spirits to them so that they could teach Fatty Sanhua well. But two days have passed and Fatty Sanhua still doesn't even know these basic things.
“So we cultivators seldom go to the toilet.” Zhu Wenbin concluded.
Fat Sanhua widened his eyes.
Oh my god, I really don’t want to go to the toilet!
"You will be no exception in the future." Zhu Wenbin felt relieved again when he saw that Fat Sanhua didn't seem to be a really stubborn cat and was still listening to him.
Fat Sanhua: "..."
He rubbed his soft belly. How could this stop the cat from going to the toilet?
This is something that every kitten needs to go to the toilet.
"Meow meow~" Then let me see what the Bigu Pill looks like.
Fat Sanhua climbed up from the mat, took two steps forward, stretched his neck, and Zhu Wenbin felt something in his heart, and a brown pill appeared in his hand.
Fat Sanhua leaned forward to smell it, hesitated for a second, opened his mouth, rolled his tongue, and the pill went into his mouth.
The kitten made a crunching sound while eating. The pill was quite big and difficult to eat. If he really wants to eat it next time, he will have to break it into pieces before eating it.
"As long as you take one pill of this fasting pill every day, you won't need to eat anymore. If one day you need to practice in seclusion, your master can find a high-level fasting plan for you, which will ensure that you won't be hungry for a month." Zhu Wenbin's complexion looked much better, and he slowly explained the science to Fatty Sanhua.
"Crunch, crunchy." The kitten chewed the pill in his mouth. Slowly, his puzzled brows began to frown, and his whole face turned into a wrinkled kitten face.
"Pah!" Fat Sanhua opened his mouth and spat out the Bigu Pill that he had bitten into pieces.
"Meow!" It's so disgusting!
“Ah——!” Zhu Wenbin jumped up from the ground.
When the cat vomited just now, the crumbs splashed onto his feet.
Fat Sanhua blinked his eyes and stuck out his tongue to dissipate the bitterness. After he shouted, his cheap master disappeared.
Did he use teleportation again? But why?
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The newbie Xiao Dizi was very happy after picking up a big treasure from the garbage. He just washed the magic weapon, hung it in the yard, and came out again to see what the place where he would live for a long time in the future would look like.
Suddenly, he saw something in front of him.
"There's garbage again." The young disciple was about to frown when he suddenly remembered that he had picked up an incredible magic weapon just now.
...But it's unlikely that two treasures would appear at once.
He thought so in his heart, but his feet did not say so.
He quickly took two steps forward and slowly picked up the boots from the ground.
You can tell at first glance that this material is not ordinary stuff!
The young disciple swallowed and his hands began to tremble.
The young disciple's eyes were filled with tears. He never dared to say a bad word about the sect again. This was the richest and most generous sect he had ever seen. He could find treasures even when picking up trash on the street. This happened twice in one day!
There is no other sect as good as this one in the whole world.
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Although he didn't understand why his master suddenly ran away again, this did not stop Fat Sanhua from rolling up the mat, lying down, and resting his little head on it.
His belly had been tanned nicely just now, and now it was time to tan his back.
The warm sunshine shining down is so comfortable.
Until a cold shadow blocked the warm sunshine again.
This time, Fat Sanhua insisted on not opening his eyes.
Zhu Wenbin looked at the fat cat lying on the mat with a stern look on his face.
Seeing that Zhu Wenbin had no intention of leaving, Fat Sanhua slowly spread his two hind legs apart and placed them on both sides outside the mat.
What is this for?
Fat Sanhua kicked his hind legs and began to slide on the ground, dragging the mat.
Fat Sanhua quickly moved the mat to a sunny spot. He lazily retracted his hind legs and continued to lie down and sleep.
Zhu Wenbin stretched out a hand, touched his chest, and knocked it twice in silence.
He never expected that the disciple he casually appointed in order to escape responsibility and avoid trouble would now become his biggest trouble.
"You...open your eyes first." Zhu Wenbin took a deep breath.
"Meow meow meow~"
"Let's talk about the Bigu Pill and the toilet again."
"Meow meow meow~"
"We have never had toilets in Qifeng."
"Meow meow meow~"
"You weren't listening to what I said at all and you just answered casually." Zhu Wenbin squatted down and grabbed the kitten's ears.
This fat cat is so abominable. He just relies on the fact that he speaks cat language, but people can't understand him, so he simply doesn't even reply. He must be just meowing perfunctorily.
Fat Sanhua moved the ear that was not grabbed. He didn’t expect his master to react so quickly.
Yes, he just called out twice casually.
Hehe, but what can we do to him?
"You are not allowed to meow now." Zhu Wenbin held back his anger. He had lost a whole set of robes today because of this cat.
You should know that the magic tools in the world of cultivation are divided into four levels: Tiandi Xuanhuang, with Huang being the lowest and Tianji being the highest.
His set of robes were all top-quality magical instruments. If people knew that he threw them away just because they were stained with some dirt, the head of the sect would probably faint.
"..." After hearing this, Fat Sanhua remained silent. He was silent for several seconds.
Just when Zhu Wenbin thought that the cat would stop meowing, the fat cat suddenly opened its mouth.
“Woof woof woof!”
"Bang!" Zhu Wenbin couldn't bear it anymore and hit the fat cat's head hard.
"Meow——!" Fat Sanhua was also angry.
ah!
He had never seen such an annoying person.
What's wrong with the kitten going to the toilet? What's wrong with peeing under the peach tree?
That fasting pill tasted so bad, he had never eaten anything so bad before. If he wanted to eat this stuff for the rest of his life, forget it.
Fat Sanhua jumped up from the ground, leaped up hard, and hit Zhu Wenbin's chest.
Fat Sanhua bared his teeth and looked at him like a little tiger.
Zhu Wenbin touched his chest. It didn't hurt much. It was just that the cat had just been hit on the head by him. After that, nothing happened to its head, and it didn't even seem to show any pain.
Isn't the fat on this fat cat a little too thick?
Xue Zhui came back from hunting outside and he was very happy now.
Fat Sanhua is an extremely powerful cat. Since the little fox taught him how to use mental power to attack others, he has been able to practice it slowly. He just killed two fourth-level monsters easily and was going to bring them back for dinner.
As a result, as soon as he fell into the yard, he saw a man and a cat confronting each other and fighting.
And that person was none other than the master of the Seven Peaks, Zhu Wenbin.
Didn’t you say not to look for him if you have any problems? They don’t look like they have any problems now.
The little fox thought of what Fat Sanhua had told him, so it turned out that the peak master would appear when nothing was happening?
Zhu Wenbin was so angry that he wanted to kill himself. He wanted to use more force but he didn't dare to. However, simple attacks could not hurt the cat at all. This fat cat was indeed a spiritual beast and it really had some skills.
He suspected that the cat's ability was nothing more than its thick skin and flesh making it impervious to pain.
And no matter what magic he uses, he can block it.
Fat Sanhua is also annoying.
His master is really capable. No matter how much he argues, he always looks fine. It's hard to tell who will win if this continues.
But they can't go on like this, they have to at least determine who is better before they can convince each other.
"Meow meow~" Fat Sanhua jumped back two steps and suddenly called out.
Zhu Wenbin withdrew his hand inexplicably and wanted to see what his little apprentice was going to do next. His little apprentice trotted over and squatted at his feet.
"Meow meow meow~" Did you say that I can't pee next to the peach tree?
Zhu Wenbin hesitated for a second and watched the kitten slowly lift one of its hind legs.
What does he want to do? Is this some new trick of his that has never been seen before?
"Shuala~" The sound of water releasing clearly reached Zhu Wenbin's ears.
Zhu Wenbin: “…………”
"Ah——!" Zhu Wenbin held his face and screamed.
He quickly disappeared from the kitten's sight again.
The little fox blinked his eyes. What happened?
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"How is it possible? How is it possible? Even in the Jitian Sect, such a thing happened twice in one day, and I happened to encounter it. It is already exaggerated. How could it happen a third time?" The young disciple shook his head as he walked up the mountain.
He said this, but his eyes kept glancing to the side, obviously looking for something.
Who knows, maybe there really is one.
It's impossible. It's happened twice. How could there be a third time?
Just when he was about to go home, he suddenly saw another pile of garbage in front of him.
"Boom boom boom."
The young disciple could already hear his own exaggerated heartbeat. He glanced around and saw that there was no one.
He quickly trotted over and picked up the boots with trembling hands.
The third time!
The third time, he really picked up a big treasure again!
"Mom, Jitianmen is really the best sect in the world." The little disciple's eyes were filled with tears.
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