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"You don't want to eat?"
As the master of the Seven Peaks and the master of the little monsters, Zhu Wenbin basically adopts a free-range education style.
The little monster's brunch had nothing to do with him. He had never paid attention to what his apprentice ate every day or how much he ate.
Until the fairy forest in his imagination turned into a vegetable field.
Vegetables grow fast, and with the help of spiritual water for irrigation, the vegetables on the mountain can be eaten in just a few days.
Yuan Zheng brought a vegetable basket, which was also full of fresh vegetables harvested today.
The eldest senior brother prepared the dishes and brought them to the table. Zhu Wenbin, who was rarely seen, immediately appeared.
As soon as he came up, he spoke in a sarcastic tone to Fatty Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua glanced at him twice. This guy was really boring.
The spiritual plants in the back mountain do not require too many cooking methods. They are delicious if they are boiled or blanched. The eldest brother even specially made two salads.
Fat Sanhua opened his mouth wide and reached into the plate of salad. Soon the vegetables filled his mouth. Fat Sanhua raised his head, and even the outside of his mouth was still full of vegetable leaves.
He began to chew slowly, and now he looked more like a lamb than a cat.
It’s not that kittens don’t like eating vegetables at all.
When Fat Sanhua was still in the palace, he liked to eat the dogtail grass that was everywhere.
So Fat Sanhua didn't feel forced to eat at all, and was even quite happy about it.
Bai Ze on the side couldn't help but look at Fat Sanhua a few more times.
I originally thought that this pot of vegetables belonged to him, after all, he was the only herbivore here. I didn’t expect that Fatty Sanhua would eat it so happily.
Fat Sanhua ate with great relish and swallowed the big mouthful of vegetables.
Fat Sanhua smacked his lips.
He didn't believe it because Zhu Wenbin didn't leave. It would be fine if he just ate one bite, but if he had to eat several bites, Fatty Sanhua would definitely not be able to bear it.
Sure enough, Fat Sanhua stopped eating grass.
Fat Sanhua first took out a dinner plate from his mustard seed space. He didn’t know when this guy bought it.
He thought about it, then took out a small bib from the mustard seed space, held it in his mouth and handed it to Qian Gaozhuo, who put it on him.
Zhu Wenbin's brows twitched as he watched.
Judging from everyone's attitude and appearance, this fat cat would definitely not do such a thing on a normal day.
Now he was the only one watching, the fat cat putting on an act.
He wanted to see what other tricks Fatty Sanhua could come up with.
Get an extra plate and a little bib, and the grass won't taste like meat. Zhu Wenbin sneered in his heart.
Fat Sanhua has completed the preliminary preparations.
He took a bite of the roast and dragged it onto his plate.
The mockery on Zhu Wenbin's face became more and more intense.
Fat Sanhua glanced at Zhu Wenbin.
Alas, this is their master, a guy who is completely impatient and very petty.
Look at what he is thinking. You can guess it all just by looking at his expression. He doesn't look like a powerful man who has lived for thousands of years. If you tell others, they will laugh at you.
Fat Sanhua is not affected.
Instead of swallowing the barbecue in one gulp, he picked up a piece of vegetable leaf and put it neatly on the plate.
He put the vegetable leaves on the meat, and then a mouthful of vegetable-wrapped meat went into his mouth.
The monsters nearby were delighted when they saw this. They realized there was such a way to eat it.
As expected, you are the boss.
The younger brothers immediately followed suit.
Fat Sanhua took two more bites of the vegetable-wrapped meat and stretched.
After eating and drinking, the next step is naturally to bask in the sun and then have a good sleep.
Fat Sanhua took two steps to the side, and when he passed Zhu Wenbin, his front paw happened to step on Zhu Wenbin's instep.
"This cat." Zhu Wenbin stretched out his hand to grab him, but the fat Sanhua cat, which was usually lazy, immediately started to trot away.
Zhu Wenbin looked at Fat Cat's cheerful and lively back and twitched his lips.
"Peak Master, spiritual plants are actually very delicious." Yuan Zheng tried his best to promote the vegetables he grew to Zhu Wenbin.
Zhu Wenbin was depressed. Is this a question of whether the food tastes good or not? This is a question of whether the background looks good or not.
But now that I'm here, it would be too boring if I did nothing and just got humiliated by Fatty Sanhua.
So Zhu Wenbin picked up the basket and walked away with the vegetables.
Leaving behind a group of confused little monsters.
This is their lunch!
Zhu Wenbin curled his lips. If he couldn’t cure Fatty Sanhua, could he not cure these little ones?
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It has to be said that the combination of fresh and crispy spiritual plants and meat has elevated the quality of Pang Sanhua’s main meal to several levels.
After eating stir-fried pork belly for ten days or half a month, I have new ideas.
Fat Sanhua is of course a very confident cat and he takes good care of himself.
Even though people always say he is fat, what does it matter? His being a little fat doesn't affect anything, he is still the most awesome cat in the world.
Wherever he goes, people like him.
In short, obesity is not a big deal for Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua has always thought so.
But if there is an opportunity that allows Fat Sanhua to lose weight without much effort, Fat Sanhua will certainly not refuse, and will even happily go for it.
Who doesn't want to become a graceful thin person?
Fat Sanhua is no exception.
However, in order to change from a fat person to a thin person, one needs to make efforts that Fat Sanhua is totally unwilling to accept.
For example, you need to exercise, or you need to diet.
So Fat Sanhua chose to continue to get fatter.
But now it’s different!
He is no longer the fat cat that eats big chunks of meat every day, pats his belly, and sits carefree in the sun.
He is now a fresh and clean cat eating spiritual plants.
It is well known that green vegetables are the best choice for weight loss.
It’s nutritious, delicious and low in calories.
After eating the spiritual plants for ten days, Fat Sanhua began to have some ideas.
Has he lost weight?
Of course, he would not ask himself or the people around him such a question.
After all, everyone watches him every day. Even if he has really lost weight, it must not be a lot. It is absolutely impossible for his friends who are with him day and night to notice this tiny change.
The only thing that can detect this change is the most sophisticated instrument in the world - the scale!
The Qifeng really doesn't have this thing. The Qifeng is a peak that doesn't need to be stingy. They have too much stuff and can't use it all, so there is no need to be frugal.
So, now Fat Sanhua needs to buy a scale himself.
He gave this task to Zhong Xiaotian who was about to go down the mountain today.
"Junior brother, don't worry. It's just a scale. I will definitely buy it for you." Zhong Xiaotian agreed readily without saying a word.
Fat Sanhua took a nap and waited for the scale that Xiaotian bought for him.
Fat Sanhua looked pale.
"Junior brother, what do you want to weigh?" Zhong Xiaotian shook a scale in front of Fat Sanhua.
Why is it still this kind of scale!
Fat Sanhua screamed in his heart. He had been thinking that this was after all the world of cultivation and everyone here was an immortal. Their way of weighing must be convenient and quick, which was different from that of ordinary people.
How come the result is still a rod scale!
Fat Sanhua looked up at the pole, which he had no idea what material it was made of. It was shining brightly in the sun, but he couldn't tell the weight of it at first glance.
What’s the use of being good-looking? Isn’t it just a scale?
Fat Sanhua looked around. It was not because he was too concerned about his reputation or because he had an idol burden.
But there were simply too many people around him. He imagined that if he really wanted to use this scale to weigh himself, he would have to do it in front of his younger brothers and senior brothers and sisters.
Either lift it up with a rope or put it in a bag.
The former is like weighing a pig, and the latter is too depressing.
In short, Fat Sanhua chose to refuse.
"Please help me weigh this." Fat Sanhua picked up something from the mustard seed space and threw it out.
After Yuan Zheng came out of the Cliff of Repentance, he stayed in the Seven Peaks every day, either planting and watering vegetables or practicing. He basically didn't play with the little monsters. He would only show up in important occasions like this one in order to fit in.
Fat Sanhua threw out a huge stone from the mustard seed space.
Yuan Zheng was originally looking bored, but after seeing the stone, his eyes widened instantly.
"This... this is top-grade Xuanling gold!" Yuan Zheng's face changed and his tone became excited. A palm-sized piece of Xuanling gold could be sold for hundreds of top-grade spirit stones.
When people make weapons, they usually just add a little bit of it as the finishing touch. If the whole set is made of Xuanling Gold, that would be a huge expense, and only those who are in the Spirit Transformation Stage can afford it at all.
Fat Sanhua was delighted. He actually saw this thing displayed in the store when he went to the upper world. He thought that the stone was so big that it was suitable to be moved down for him to bask in the sun.
He just took it away. The waiters in the store saw it but didn't say anything. The next day, he brought another stone of similar size and put it there. Fat Sanhua then thought it was an insignificant stone.
It's just that Fat Sanhua is a well-known lazy cat. He didn't forget about it after he came down. Maybe he had been lying on the original stone slab for a long time, so he got used to it and forgot about it.
I didn't expect this stone to be so powerful.
"I'll give it to you if you want it." The fat Sanhua wagged its tail, not looking very interested.
His purpose was not to send a broken stone.
"Is this okay?" Yuan Zheng was shocked.
"It doesn't matter. There are a lot of these things. Just take them." Fat Sanhua still felt that his new younger brother was troublesome. Didn't he look like the kind of boss who always teased his younger brother and couldn't bear to part with a broken stone?
Since Yuan had earned the benefit, the other little monsters couldn't help but move closer to Fat Sanhua.
Although they are not interested in this Xuanling Gold, as the saying goes, it is not the lack of wealth that is worrying, but the inequality of wealth.
Everyone else has it, so how can they have nothing?
Fat Sanhua glanced at his group of greedy friends.
He coughed and felt much better because he had thought of a new idea.
"Yuan Zheng is my new little brother, and you have been following me for many years." Fat Sanhua cleared his throat and said the beginning, obviously about to give a long speech.
Zhong Xiaotian curled his lips. Junior brother really speaks without thinking. How can you say "many years"?
But the three little monsters didn’t think so. They looked at the beginning with burning eyes. Was Fat Sanhua going to give them something good?
"What you have obtained is not comparable to Xuanling Gold,"
"I don't bother to give you something like this that can be easily obtained in the upper realm." Fat Sanhua said seriously and affectionately, and Xue Zhui's eyes turned red.
I didn't expect that their boss was always laughing and was very impatient with them. I didn't expect that he was thinking this way in his heart.
Does the boss love them so much?
Yuan Zheng was also shocked.
My God, such a large piece of Xuanling gold has such a low status in Fat Sanhua’s mind.
What good things will Fat Sanhua give to the three little monsters?
Although Yuan Zheng couldn't get it, he was already quite satisfied with the Xuanling Gold. Plus, he also wanted to join in the fun, so he was very much looking forward to it.
After Fat Sanhua finished his speech, he nodded with satisfaction and looked at his younger brothers in front of him who were craning their necks, looking moved and excited.
Fat Sanhua took two steps forward.
The three little monsters couldn't help but stand up straighter.
Are you here!
Yes, here it comes.
Fat Sanhua kissed each monster on the cheek with lightning speed.
?
The fat cat smacked his lips. "How is it? Did you receive my kindness? This is the gift I give you. It is something you cannot even ask for in the upper world. It is a kiss from me."
Fat Sanhua twisted her butt, looking very satisfied.
Bai Ze and Ye Minxue stared with their eyes wide open, angry but not daring to say anything.
Oh my god!
Fat Sanhua is such a shameless guy, if he doesn't want to give it then don't give it, why does he have to humiliate them like this.
Only Xue Zhui's originally happy face was tinged with a hint of shyness.
Xuezhui’s tail was raised high.
"Boss! Can I kiss you too?" Xue Zhui was very happy.
He might be the only guy present who was 100% satisfied with this gift.
"Okay, just for a moment." Fat Sanhua deliberately showed his furry cheeks to Xue Zhui.
He made all the right gestures, and Xue Zhui slowly lowered his head and kissed Fat Sanhua on the face.
Xue Zhui was so happy that she almost fainted.
Bai Ze and Ye Minxue: “…………”
The two of them are a perfect match.
After teasing the younger brother a bit, he received his devout pursuit. Fat Sanhua’s bad mood improved a lot.
Next it's time to weigh in.
Fat Sanhua took out the stone with the intention of deliberately making things difficult for the scale.
Look, your immortal things are just like this. Not to mention weighing a cat properly, you can't even weigh a stone.
"Qiuqiu, watch carefully!" Zhong Xiaotian looked mysterious.
Fat Sanhua looked at it lazily.
What's wrong? Can this scale still weigh flowers?
Just as Fat Sanhua was complaining wildly in his heart, the originally small and exquisite beam balance suddenly became bigger and bigger in front of him and became a huge... beam balance!
Fat Sanhua: “…………”
"Wow." The other little monsters exclaimed in support.
Fat Sanhua clapped his two front paws perfunctorily as a sign of applause.
Zhong Xiaotian held the big steelyard and said, "Although it has become bigger, its weight has not changed. I bought it at a high price."
Zhong Xiaotian weighed the Xuanling gold happily, then lowered the beam scale and gave it to Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua looked worried.
What's the use of a beam balance that can expand and contract? It can't weigh him.
So the first attempt failed.
That night.
Fat Sanhua was lying on the bed instead of sleeping, with his eyes open and holding the beam scale that Zhong Xiaotian gave him in his arms.
He couldn't delay any longer, he had to know his weight as soon as possible so that after some time, he could accurately calculate how much weight he had lost.
The later you wait, the smaller this number will be.
This does not reflect the effectiveness of his weight loss.
Fat Sanhua turned his head and glanced at his side.
The three little monsters were sleeping soundly, with no intention of waking up.
Yuan Zheng on the ground was also obviously very involved.
Fat Sanhua closed his eyes and put the beam scale into the mustard seed space.
He lay there for about ten seconds, then slowly opened his eyes and yawned loudly.
He twisted his fat body and climbed up from the bed with great difficulty. His steps were unsteady and one could tell at a glance that he was a cat who was very sleepy but had to wake up because of the urge to pee and had to run outside to go to the toilet while struggling.
Fat Sanhua, as usual, stepped over the bodies of several younger brothers, jumped to the ground, and walked outside with difficulty.
He took two steps and made sure that the people inside would not see him. Then the fat cat, whose steps were unsteady, suddenly became cheerful and ran quickly to the yard where he usually slept.
Okay, now no one should be able to see him.
Fat Sanhua took the Daring Sword out of the mustard seed space and made it bigger.
Maybe Zhong Xiaotian is right, this scale that can be enlarged and reduced is really quite good.
He placed the middle of the beam balance on the stone slab where he slept.
He carefully pushed the weight outwards a little bit and quickly squatted on the other side of the beam scale.
Before the beam scale tilted up, Fat Sanhua squatted down at a speed he had never done before.
Balanced!
Fat Sanhua was overjoyed. He was about to stand up to calculate the weight, but soon discovered another problem.
How should he stand up now?
Fat Sanhua moved his paw carefully and a little bit forward, so the scale quickly tilted to the other side and his body tilted up several centimeters.
Fat Sanhua quickly squatted down again.
Fat Sanhua: “…………”
It's not a big deal to drop the beam scale, but the problem is that once it moves, he won't be able to see the scale.
After all, the beam balance is calculated from one side, and it is not an easy task for him to calculate from the middle and use his own wisdom.
Why didn't he take a look just now?
Fat Sanhua squatted on the beam scale.
This can't go on like this.
Fat Sanhua made up his mind and decided to leave this damn place even if he failed. At worst he could try again.
Fat Sanhua took a deep breath.
He suddenly leaped up high in the air, and the beam scale behind him caught up with him at the speed of a meteor.
Fat Sanhua is falling.
He really underestimated the scale and overestimated himself.
It turns out that things are not as simple as he thought.
"Bang!" After a dull and powerful sound, Fat Sanhua flew out in a parabola.
It turned out that the beam scale behind Fat Sanhua caught up with him, and hit the fat cat's butt with great force, sending him flying.
"Bang!" Fat Sanhua was ruthlessly thrown out by the beam scale and hit a huge tree, then slowly slid down from the tree.
“…………”
I hope that my fellow brothers are concentrating on sleeping and practicing, and not hearing any strange noises outside.
This was the only thought that Fat Sanhua had after he fell from the tree to the ground.
He was lucky. The fat cat lay on the ground for a long time and didn't hear any sound of anyone coming.
Fat Sanhua took a breath and carefully got up from the ground.
It's okay, it's okay. As long as no one sees it, this incident can be treated as if it never happened. As long as everything goes well next time...
Why was Xue Zhui standing behind him, looking at him with those sparkling eyes!
Since he was already here, why didn't he make any sound? He just stood there and was very happy to see him fall to the ground. This guy must have been laughing at him in his heart, thinking that he, the boss who usually acts arrogantly, would be embarrassed when he was unlucky.
Oh my God, this little fox is usually very honest, but I didn't expect that he would show his true colors at the critical moment. He even gave the little fox a sweet kiss today and let the little fox kiss him.
Fat Sanhua remained calm, with no expression on his face, but fireworks were already exploding in his heart.
He was complaining like crazy, as if the barrage was running at ten times the speed.
"Boss!" The little fox tried to lower his voice and called out very affectionately.
"What?" Fat Sanhua curled his lips and responded with disgust.
No, he must not reveal the truth. As long as he is not embarrassed, he will not be the one who is embarrassed.
"Does it hurt?" The little fox walked forward.
"Of course it doesn't hurt." Fat Sanhua curled his lips.
"Boss, it doesn't matter actually. I won't laugh at you even if you tell me." Xue Zhui looked at Fat Sanhua with tears in his eyes.
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Fat Sanhua was shocked. No way, had Xue Zhui already discovered that he was going to weigh himself?
Fat Sanhua's blood froze.
"If you want to play on the seesaw, you can come to me. I will play with you." Xue Zhui felt very distressed.
In order to manage his younger brothers, their boss always has to act like a general. No matter what happens, he remains calm, like a real powerful person.
How could he forget that the eldest brother was actually much younger than them. He was just a kitten of a few years old, still a child.
How can you not be excited when you see that it can become such a big beam balance? You must think that the beam balance looks like a seesaw, and you can sneak out to play in the middle of the night.
Because no one wanted to play with him, he sat opposite the weight.
Now it has been hit so far away by the beam scale. Who wouldn’t feel sad and shed tears when seeing it?
Fat Sanhua: “…………”
"Boss, actually I noticed it a long time ago. You were holding the scale and didn't sleep. I was very worried and didn't sleep either." The little fox actively expressed his loyalty.
The little fox's original intention was to make Fat Sanhua understand his good intentions, but when he said this, Fat Sanhua almost fainted.
It turns out that this little fox has been following him and watching him do all these things?
First, I sleep with a scale in my arms, then I pretend to go to the toilet, sneak out, and after I sneak out, I weigh myself with great difficulty.
Oh, I thought no one knew that I had acted out so many scenes with myself. In Xue Zhui's eyes, he must have looked like a fool.
Of course, this is not the most important thing, it is just an appetizer.
Oh, no, in Xue Zhui's eyes, he was playing seesaw with the weight.
Then Xue Zhui must have seen the scene where he was knocked out by the beam scale.
At first, Fat Sanhua had a blank expression on his face in order to keep himself calm and not reveal himself. However, now he had a blank expression on his face because he really had no thoughts at all. His heart was calm, like a pool of stagnant water.
Why didn't the beam balance knock him out of the seven peaks directly?
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