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"Are they playing such a big game?" Ye Minxue was still lying on the ground and even forgot to get up.
Bai Ze's eyes widened even more, and his voice became trembling, as if he could not react from the shock.
"This... I didn't expect this." Bai Ze breathed rapidly.
Only Xue Zhui looked unhappy. Yes, who could have thought that they would do such a thing in the back mountain.
"I say, there's a reason why your little secret was discovered by the people from Jitianmen. You can't figure it out at all." Fat Sanhua kept muttering while being tied up, and it was obvious that he was very dissatisfied with him.
Yuan Zheng looked a little nervous, wondering what he had done wrong to make Fat Sanhua unhappy.
"I've been weighing you here for such a long time, can't you be more flexible? You should at least come up with something simple. Why are you still using a rope every day?" Fat Sanhua twisted his butt, still feeling a little unhappy.
Yuan Zheng suddenly realized that Fat Sanhua was smart. That was true. He had never thought about providing better service to Fat Sanhua for such a long time.
"I'm making something today to make it easier for us..."
"What are you doing?" Yuan Zheng hadn't finished his words when a voice suddenly came from the side, startling them both.
The fat Sanhua, who was already hung on the beam scale, was so frightened that he fluttered his feet.
He didn't even have the courage to turn around and take a look at the little fox.
Fat Sanhua was so angry that he almost died. Was he having a conflict with the little dog recently? Why was the little dog there wherever he was? He could always be seen in his most miserable state.
This awful dog.
Ye Minxue and Bai Ze were stamping their feet anxiously at the back. Xue Zhui was the one who was impatient. Why didn't he just take a look? Why did he have to go forward? Now it's all right. Fat Sanhua knew that they saw the whole scene.
Should they go up? The two little monsters looked at each other, and then wanted to retreat and hide, but before they found a hiding place, they heard Yuan Zheng's exclamation.
"You two are here too?"
Fat Sanhua wanted to die even more.
"Well, yes." Seeing that they couldn't hide, Ye Minxue and Bai Ze had to move forward slowly.
"Boss... would you rather play with him than with me?" Xue Zhui was very sad.
Fat Sanhua:?
Yuan Zheng:?
Ye Minxue, Bai Ze: ???
Fat Sanhua's legs swung twice in the air, and then he slowly turned 180 degrees while being hung by the rope. This time, he was chasing the snow with his face instead of his butt.
"What did you say?" Fat Sanhua thought he had misheard.
"You...you guys aren't playing behind my back?"
Ye Minxue and Bai Ze swallowed at the same time.
The word "play" is very suggestive.
I didn't expect that Xue Zhui would be such a Xue Zhui, with such advanced rhetoric and such profound meaning and speaking skills.
"What are you playing?" Fat Sanhua, who thought he understood Xue Zhui, immediately understood the trick.
"It's just... a hanging game." Xue Zhui blinked in confusion, not knowing why Fatty Sanhua asked such obvious questions.
Everyone:"…………"
"Would I be as bored as you to play with this kind of thing?" Fat Sanhua was speechless. It was just that the puppy's train of thought was so strange.
"But you played seesaw on the beam balance with me just two days ago." Xue Zhui was very unconvinced.
Fat Sanhua fell into silence for a second, that's why he didn't want to play with this little dog. Although Xue Zhui seemed to be honest on weekdays, once he caught something, he would hold on to it.
"Anyway, I'm not playing this now." Fat Sanhua hummed.
The little chick made an expression that couldn't bear to look at. At this moment, although Xue Zhui was stupid, he just stupidly handed over a step and it would be fine for Fat Sanhua to come down from the step. But Fat Sanhua seemed to be competing with Xue Zhui and insisted on refutation him.
Could it be that Fat Sanhua wants to tell you the real reason why he plays this?
Fat Sanhua opened his mouth. Ye Minxue and Bai Ze screamed in their hearts and even wanted to rush up and hold the little fox's ears. Such pure children were rare and they could not let them be polluted again.
"I'm just weighing myself." Fat Sanhua twisted his body and turned his head to glance at Yuan Zheng.
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"Today...fifteen kilograms." Yuan Zheng spoke cautiously.
"Including the rope?" Fat Sanhua is also a cat that will not give up until it reaches the Yellow River, so he didn't believe it.
Yuan Zheng didn't say anything, but simply gave him a look and let him figure it out for himself.
Forget it, Fat Sanhua finally reacted and stopped humiliating himself.
Fat Sanhua twisted his body, and Yuan Zheng immediately let him down from the beam scale.
"Weigh, weigh it?" This time, the one who asked the question stutteringly was not the little fox, but Bai Ze who was standing aside.
Fat Sanhua glanced at Bai Ze. This guy should just change his name. His ancestors would surely be mad at him. Not only could he not answer the questions clearly, but he could never even hear other people’s answers clearly.
"Yes, weigh it." Fat Sanhua gave up.
Ye Minxue and Bai Ze looked at each other, then retracted their gazes at the same time and lowered their heads in shame. It seemed that they were too impure.
"Boss!" The one who could still maintain his lively spirit was naturally the silly kid Xue Zhui.
"I want to weigh myself, too, is that okay?" Xue Zhui was very happy.
Fat Sanhua had no objection and nodded indifferently, saying, "Then let's weigh it."
Xue Zhui was also tied up and hung on a hook. He weighed 22 kilograms.
After all, Xuezhui is still a fox, with a larger skeleton and body than the fat Sanhua.
"Weigh it for me too." Bai Ze became excited.
Yuan Zheng picked up Bai Ze. When Bai Ze was hung on the beam balance, he turned his head and looked at the ground: "Why am I the only one with four legs tied up and hanging upside down on the beam balance?!"
Yuan Zheng was stunned at first, then smiled apologetically: "I'm used to seeing sheep."
It would be better not to answer. After hearing this, Bai Ze became so angry that he almost died of anger.
"I'm not a sheep!"
"Yeah, you are a goat." Fat Sanhua nodded.
Bai Ze gritted his teeth but did not continue speaking, because he knew that when it came to verbal battles, he would not be a match for Fat Sanhua, who was invincible in this field.
Bai Ze stepped off the scale and he weighed 18 kilograms.
Fat Sanhua looked at Bai Ze and had a question: "If you become a big one, will your weight increase?"
Bai Ze had no choice but to hang himself upside down on the scale again, and the weight kept getting bigger and bigger, until it finally weighed more than 200 kilograms.
Finally, there were the chicks, which weighed less than two taels.
Fat Sanhua concluded his speech with great satisfaction: "Looking at it this way, the fattest one among us is Bai Ze, the thinnest one is Xiao Ji Zai, and I am the second thinnest one."
Fat Sanhua made the announcement solemnly.
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"Have some shame? How can you still calculate it like this? How can being fat or thin be only related to weight? It's just hooliganism to not consider the physique." Bai Ze was so angry. How could a stupid lamb like him be the fattest?
"Hmph, this is supported by data. Besides, what's wrong with being fat? Do you dislike fat people?" The chubby Sanhua squinted at him. As long as Bai Ze dared to say that he disliked fat people, Bai Ze would be beaten away by the fat Sanhua immediately.
"I don't mean to discriminate against fat people, nor do I mean to say that being fat is bad. I'm just saying..." Bai Ze was extremely humble.
Fat Sanhua didn't bother to listen to his subsequent excuses and strode back with his head held high.
From then on, Yuan Zheng finally wisely found a basket, and they weighed themselves together every day.
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Fat Sanhua was lying on the ground, and he glanced at Xue Zhui who was also lying on the stone slab.
There's something very wrong with this little fox.
To be precise, something was wrong with the little fox after he bought the beam scale and started weighing.
If anything, the biggest change between him and the little fox was probably playing on the seesaw with him for a while.
From then on, the little fox's attitude towards him changed a little.
For example, now.
"Aren't you going to practice yet?" Fat Sanhua smacked his lips.
"Do you want me to go?" Xue Zhui not only did not leave, but asked back.
Fat Sanhua pricked up his ears alertly.
"It's you who is practicing, not me. Does it matter whether I want you to go or not? What's important is your own idea." Fat Sanhua said this righteously. He gave himself a thumbs up in his heart. He was worthy of being the one who spoke so flawlessly and there was no trace of mistake at all.
"I won't go." Xue Zhui smiled innocently and curled up beside Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua: "…………"
Fat Sanhua silently moved to the side and curled up into a ball.
This was definitely not his illusion. This little fox was weird. His speech seemed normal, but it sounded strange to him. He always felt that the fox had some special conspiracy.
What is this doing?
Fat Sanhua's sleepiness did not allow him to think about so many things. After struggling for a while, he closed his eyes and fell asleep. When he woke up and wanted to stretch lazily, he suddenly found that he seemed to have hit something.
Fat Sanhua quickly looked to the side and found that it was the little fox Xuezhui. After the little dog noticed the movement, he slowly opened his eyes.
"Boss, are you awake?" Xue Zhui leaned his head over and rubbed it against him.
Fat Sanhua: "…………"
"You didn't practice today?" Fat Sanhua found it unbelievable.
"Yes, the boss is worthy of being the boss. No wonder he sleeps here on weekdays. It is really comfortable to sleep here." Xue Zhui's eyes sparkled. If these words were given to Bai Ze or Ye Minxue, Fat Sanhua would have reason to believe that these two guys had caused some trouble again and needed him to step in to solve it, so they were trying to curry favor with them.
But this is what Xue Zhui said, which is a little different.
He was so sincere that the hair on Fat Sanhua's body stood up unconsciously.
"Boss, your fur is a little messy from sleeping. Let me tidy it up for you." Xue Zhui said as he stretched out his paw and started to comb the fat Sanhua's fur.
He wasn't sleeping at all; he was clearly frightened by the snow.
Fat Shanhua took a step back unconsciously, but he forgot that he was still on the stone slab, so the fat cat missed a step and was about to fall to the ground, when Xue Zhui suddenly jumped up.
He landed on the ground quickly and nimbly.
"Pah." Fat Sanhua landed on Xuezhui's back.
"Boss, are you okay?" Xue Zhui hurriedly wanted to stand up to see how badly Fat Sanhua fell.
As a result, he forgot that Fatty Sanhua was still on his back. When he moved, Fatty Sanhua, who was originally on him, rolled over and fell to the ground.
Fat Sanhua: "…………"
Fat Cat feels miserable.
"Boss, are you okay?" Xiaogouzi was frightened and blamed himself so much that he quickly helped Fatty Sanhua up from the ground.
Fat Sanhua originally wanted to scold him, but when he looked up, he found that Xue Zhui had tears in her eyes and was about to cry out of self-blame.
This was something Fat Sanhua had not expected.
Fat Sanhua was originally a good, free-spirited cat that would not eat soft or hard food.
This does not mean that Fat Sanhua is heartless and ungrateful and does not know how to be considerate of others.
He also has emotions and can sense whether others treat him well or badly.
Xue Zhui was genuinely and seriously concerned about him, and didn't mean to laugh at him.
Fatty Sanhua could tell good from bad, so he could only remain silent for a while, patted the dust off his body and stood up: "I'm fine."
He heard his own calm answer, which was steadfast and resigned to his fate.
At this moment, he seemed to have foreseen his upcoming tragic future.
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Fat Sanhua didn't sleep well last night because Xuezhui, for some reason, didn't sleep with so many control areas and insisted on squeezing next to him, causing him to have several nightmares. When he woke up this morning, he felt a little tired and looked very exhausted.
Fat Sanhua squatted in front of his dining table and yawned loudly.
Fat Sanhua always yawns freely and at will.
He likes to open his mouth as wide as possible when he yawns. He thinks this is the way to yawn most comfortably.
But he was destined to be uncomfortable today. At the moment when he was about to close his mouth after yawning, a large piece of something was suddenly stuffed into his mouth.
Fat Sanhua's eyes widened in horror, and when he looked at his mouth, he found a huge piece of meat.
"Meow woo woo~~" What are you doing?
Fat Sanhua looked at Xue Zhui in disbelief as he stuffed him with meat.
Xue Zhui was also very surprised: "You open your mouth so wide, don't you want me to feed you? Don't worry, boss, you just need to open your mouth." Xue Zhui enthusiastically picked up another piece of meat with his claws, and waited for Fat Sanhua to finish eating before stuffing another piece into Fat Sanhua's mouth.
Fat Sanhua spit the meat into the plate without saying a word.
ah!
This little dog has such a big head for nothing. It must be filled with magma instead of brains.
He was furious and was about to criticize Xue Zhui, but he found that Xue Zhui had a droopy face and tears in his eyes. His eyes moved back and forth between Fat Sanhua's face and the large piece of meat on the plate.
Xue Zhui had no idea what he had done wrong, why Fatty Sanhua was so angry and unwilling to eat the meat he gave him, and he simply spit out the meat.
You should know that Fat Sanhua never wastes food on weekdays. He respects every piece of meat and every piece of vegetable leaf.
He even vomited out the meat now. How much do you hate him?
Fat Sanhua: "…………"
Fat Sanhua glanced at the piece of meat on the plate that was covered with his saliva.
It is impossible to eat it, it is too disgusting, but if he doesn't eat it, the puppy will cry.
"My stomach isn't feeling well today." Fat Sanhua began hesitantly.
Xue Zhui widened his eyes, and he acted as if he was about to carry Fatty Sanhua on his back and bring him to Zhu Wenbin to see what disease he had.
"...I ate too much meat last night and now I feel it's too greasy and don't want to eat meat. This morning I just want to eat vegetable leaves." Fat Sanhua changed the subject.
Xue Zhui was indeed happy, and he happily began to patrol the vegetable leaves on the dining table.
As a big grass eater, Bai Ze naturally has the most vegetables in front of him.
Since Yuan Zheng came, meat was quickly kicked out of Bai Ze's menu and replaced with a large amount of vegetables.
Bai Ze opened his mouth wide and was about to eat, but his mouth hit the table before it even touched the leaves.
Depend on.
Xue must have gone crazy chasing him, and now she even dares to bully him. Let's see how he is going to teach this disrespectful guy a lesson today.
Xue Zhui wouldn't think that he can bully Fat Sanhua just because he is his first younger brother. Today he will let Xue Zhui understand how big the gap between them is.
Bai Ze raised his head and looked at Xue Zhui. Xue Zhui snatched his breakfast and immediately put it in front of Fat Sanhua.
Bai Ze paused.
No way, no way. Although Fatty Sanhua also likes to eat grass, he does it just for the novelty. His love for grass cannot compare to that for meat.
If he eats so many vegetables early in the morning, he will definitely not be able to eat meat.
It turns out that Xuezhui is a kid with some problems in his brain. He is not trying to please Fatty Sanhua, he is just dancing on Fatty Sanhua's sore spot.
But what happened was completely beyond his expectations. Fat Sanhua actually lowered his head and chewed his breakfast in big mouthfuls, and directly finished the whole basket of spiritual plants.
Bai Ze blinked.
"Boss, it's time to weigh ourselves." An hour after breakfast, Yuan Zheng came to weigh them as usual.
Fat Sanhua's eyes were dull.
It was just like not eating this breakfast. His stomach and heart felt empty and unsettled, floating in the air and unwilling to fall to the ground.
"Yuan Zheng." Fat Sanhua sighed.
Yuan Zheng was startled and didn't know why Fat Sanhua called his name so solemnly.
"I... seem to be losing weight." Fat Sanhua said sadly.
"Hmm, hmm." After hearing this, Yuan Zheng calmly carried Fat Sanhua into the basket. He heard this sentence every day, and Fat Sanhua never said anything new.
"How much?" Fatty Sanhua's ears pricked up.
"Ten...five pounds." Yuan Zheng's voice became smaller and smaller.
In fact, he was also very confused, but he was not thinking about why he was not losing weight, as Fat Sanhua thought.
This weight is generally stable within a range and is not fixed at a certain number.
How can Fatty Sanhua maintain such a stable weight? He stays here at 15 and doesn't go anywhere. Not to mention losing weight, he can actually gain 0.1 or 0.2 weight occasionally.
From this perspective, Fat Sanhua is indeed quite remarkable.
Fat Sanhua silently climbed out of the basket and jumped to the ground.
Maybe this thing was wrong from the beginning. As long as he didn't weigh himself, he could comfort himself that he had lost weight.
Xue Zhui watched him from the side, taking it all in and coming up with a little plan in mind.
Fat Sanhua is too lazy to put his beam scale into the mustard seed space. He just throws it into the house after use every day and picks it up tomorrow.
Today is no exception.
Yuan Zheng hung the beam scale on the wall.
"Boss, I have to go out for something." The little fox asked for leave from Fat Sanhua.
Fat Sanhua nodded.
The little fox went out in the morning and came back in the afternoon.
"Where have you been?" Fat Sanhua asked casually.
"Nothing!" the little fox answered loudly.
Fat Sanhua smacked his lips and said, "That's good. The child finally has his own secret."
Xue chased into the house, took a quick look outside, and when he found that no one was paying attention to him, he immediately took down the beam scale from the wall.
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After maintaining a stable weight of 15 kilograms for such a long time, Fatty Sanhua has actually become quite indifferent to her weight.
It’s not a big deal. Isn’t 15 kilograms pretty good?
With this in mind, Fat Sanhua sat on the vegetable basket as if it were a daily routine.
"Today's weight is..."
There is no need to listen. The fat Sanhua behind is about to get off the basket. Is there any need to say more? It must be 15 kilograms today.
If it wasn't fifteen kilograms, it could be called a miracle.
"Ten...two..." Fat Sanhua instantly became energetic when he heard the second word.
No way, no way. Although he said that it didn’t matter, it would be amazing if he could really lose weight.
Xuezhui, who had been squatting on the side, pricked up his ears.
"Uh... twenty, twenty-two kilograms." Yuan Zheng couldn't believe it. He looked several times to make sure there was nothing wrong with his eyes.
"What did you say?!" Fat Sanhua was shocked. It turned out that this was not twelve kilograms, but twenty-two kilograms.
He could tolerate not losing weight, but how could he gain weight now?
He hasn't done anything recently. He has been drinking water and eating normally.
How did the weight increase suddenly happen? It doesn't make sense.
Fat Sanhua looked at Yuan Zheng and could not accept this result at all. He needed Yuan Zheng to explain to him what was going on.
"No, that's right." Yuan Zheng was almost crying. He didn't know what was going on.
Xue Zhui rushed forward, speaking anxiously, "Shouldn't you have lost weight? Why did you gain weight?"
"Yeah, isn't that right? How could I get fat? I don't understand it either." Yuan Zheng was also very anxious.
The person involved, Fat Sanhua, was already in a trance.
Bai Ze and Ye Minxue immediately came over to join in the fun. They first looked at the beam scale and then at Fat Sanhua.
To be honest, I can't tell that Fatty Sanhua has gained so much weight.
"This weight...!" Xue Zhui looked at the weight hurriedly.
"Wow, wow, wow, that person lied to me." Xue Zhui collapsed on the ground, finally unable to hold back his tears.
Fat Sanhua was confused. He had gained several pounds but didn't cry, so why did this little fox start crying again?
"Maybe the scale is broken. I haven't gained weight." The inexplicably fat Sanhua came out of the basket to comfort the little fox.
"Wow, that person told me that as long as I change to this new weight, the weight will be reduced." Xue Zhui became sadder and more aggrieved as he spoke. Yesterday he spent a whole day running from the mountain to the foot of the mountain and wandering around Jian Ancient Town for a full hour before he finally bought back a very similar weight.
The original intention was to have Fat Sanhua weigh less when he was weighed so that he would be happy. However, who knew that the man selling the weight was so evil that he increased Fat Sanhua's weight instead.
Xue Zhui felt that he had made a big mistake and was extremely sad.
Fat Sanhua glanced at the background. He couldn't quite remember what the one in front looked like, but if that was the case, it meant that he was not fat. He breathed a sigh of relief in his heart.
Weight is no longer the most important thing. The most important thing is the person next to him...
His face was full of worry. What should he do with this little dog?
What medicine has Xue Zhui taken wrong recently? Why does he always do this kind of thing?
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