Just as the young Taoist said, this photo will soon be published in the official newspaper and will be displayed on the homepage of the Chinese Feng Shui Masters Association's official website for a whole week, with the caption "Handover Ceremony of the First Heavenly Master and Friendly Meeting between the Two Circles" to announce it to the world.
Taoist priest in gray, silk banner, official seal and documents.
And the protagonist of the photo, Wen Xingze, was confused, bewildered, and at a loss, his little head filled with big question marks.
The official website's list of association members was also quickly updated. The "First Master" column listed the first masters of China from top to bottom, in order:
Lin Xiashui (the 78th, the master of Tianxia Peak), Ran Yangyan (the 79th, the real person of Liyang), Zhang Jinghua (the 80th, the master of Jinghua)... Wen Xingze (the 81st, an artist under Daomei Entertainment, a subsidiary of Shengtian Entertainment).
Even three or four years later, many Feng Shui masters who were indifferent to worldly affairs were still puzzled by this. What exactly was the title of "Shengtian Entertainment affiliated to Daomei Entertainment"? Why was it so long?
So fashionable!
More recently, a photo from the official website was discovered by a caring netizen not long afterward. It was uploaded to Weibo, triggering a new round of shock, meme creation, and haha ...
“…”
The deck of the Fantasy.
The young Taoist priest took out red envelopes and asked the director to distribute them to the attendees, saying it was for good luck. Then, the young Taoist priest handed a gold-plated business card to Wen Xingze:
"My name is Zhang Liuquan. This is my business card. My Feng Shui firm has branches all over the country. Please state your name."
Some might wonder why Zhang Jinghua would entrust such an important responsibility to a young man she had never met. But in reality, Wen Xingze was the only one who could completely crush Xu Sichao in terms of strength. Furthermore, a feng shui master doesn't need much contact to understand a person; they can glimpse a person's character simply by looking at their aura, fate, and face.
Wen Xingze: "...Oh, okay."
"Since you are in a hurry, I will not bother you for now. I will visit you again when you return to China. The rest of the duties of the First Heavenly Master will be handed over then." Zhang Liuquan shook his hand gratefully. The office director took a photo together again, and then they left.
"Master," the butler bowed to Wen Xingze, "I will also take my leave first. Do you need a servant to serve you? Where are the bodyguards?"
The director looked at the butler and Wen Xingze in horror, shaking his head desperately from a very slight angle.
Wen Xingze's expression was one of despair: "Thank you, no need—stop talking, please."
The butler was somewhat unwilling, but he still left. However, the plane in the sky remained to monitor the safety situation at all times.
It feels like everything is logical, yet there is also a touch of weirdness.
Wen Xingze didn’t know what the concept of social death was before, but now he knows that this is what social death is!
Wen Xingze returned to the restaurant with unsteady steps.
The entire restaurant was so quiet that you could hear a pin drop, and time seemed to freeze at the moment Wen Xingze walked out of the restaurant.
The boy band members were still holding the teapot, the tea inside had already been poured out, dripping from the table to the carpet. Everyone looked at Wen Xingze with awe and shock.
“…”
Wen Xingze: "Actually, I——"
Unexpectedly, the first person to break the silence was Fang Ruxue.
"——My savior!" Fang Ruxue suddenly slammed the table and stood up. "Then last night, Xu Baijing...the supermodel...I..."
Wen Xingze: "What happened in the past is in the past, you don't need to worry about it anymore." Wen Xingze guessed that now that the jade token was in his hand, Xu Sichao should not be able to get up again.
Fang Ruxue had never thought she'd been so close to danger. So, Xu Baijing's goal last night was to steal her fate. If it weren't for Wen Xingze, she would have...
Fang Ruxue secretly remembered this great favor in her heart. If Wen Xingze needed any help in the future, she would definitely do her best to help him. However, there was no need to say these words out loud. After all, a favor could not be expressed in a few words.
"Master, please accept my humble greeting." Fang Ruxue held a rainbow lollipop in both hands and held it up to Wen Xingze. "It's just a small thank you gift, not a token of respect."
Wen Xingze: "No, no, no, how can this be so embarrassing."
Having said that, his eyes couldn't help but follow the lollipop. Finally, Fang Ruxue tentatively peeled off the candy wrapper, and Wen Xingze bit the lollipop with a "ah" and began to eat it with relish.
Fang Ruxue: “!!!!” Cute.
Parents in another universe: “!!!!!!” Aa ...
The interaction between Wen Xingze and Fang Ruxue finally eased the atmosphere in the restaurant back to normal, and everyone looked as if they had just woken up from a dream.
The Taoist Zhang Liuquan is the great-grandson of Master Jinghua. Anyone who pays a little attention to the Feng Shui circle knows him.
The banner is real and was customized overnight.
The official document was actually real.
How come even charlatans have official positions these days?!
A female guest said: "So, this amazing Feng Shui master in the photo..."
Wen Xingze sighed: "It's me."
Zhu Bo: "That genius Feng Shui master mentioned in the Pineapple Newspaper, who single-handedly defeated a group of charlatans and could summon the dragon, black phoenix, and Poseidon..."
Wen Xingze: "It's me."
Girl group member: "That little star that Chi Yan has a crush on..."
Wen Xingze: "It's me too - ah? Wait, I don't know about this!" How can he be smuggling something in?
Unexpectedly, what was written in the newspaper actually happened on their cruise ship, and it happened last night. The guests suddenly felt a strange feeling of lingering fear, but no one cared about why Wen Xingze was able to go out last night and whether he was a mermaid.
"Aze, your family is so rich, and you're so talented, and you even beat Xu Sichao to death," the boy band member looked at him admiringly. "You became a star to fulfill your dream, right? To pursue your dream of becoming a star in the entertainment industry?"
Wen Xingze was forced to become a star. He was fooled by Daomei Entertainment because he owed rent, but this is a bit complicated to explain, so he said: "I guess so."
"You're not planning on becoming a Feng Shui master or a magician, are you?" Zhu Bo suddenly started to tear up. "Good boy, don't betray the working class."
After all, Wen Xingze didn't know how to read feng shui or perform magic, so how could he possibly become a feng shui master? Wen Xingze said, "Of course..."
The next second, Fang Ruxue added:
"—Speaking of which, Feng Shui masters make a lot of money. Back when Xu Sichao was calling himself the number one Feng Shui master, a single house Feng Shui consultation would cost tens of millions. Taxes were paid voluntarily, and appointments were booked three years in the future."
Wen Xingze changed his mind in a second: "...It's not impossible to consider it."
Zhu Bo: "???????"
hateful!
"Hey, all of you stop pestering Wen Shao, no, Xiao Wen, the recording will start at 8 o'clock sharp, pay attention!"
The director tapped the scoreboard and the photographers made OK gestures.
The restaurant was divided into three small tables, and guests sat according to their numbers. Wen Xingze, Zhu Bo, and Fang Ruxue sat at a separate table. Coincidentally, they were all sirens, which made it convenient for them to communicate.
What I never expected was that not long after the recording started, an unexpected person walked in.
It was guest number seven, Jean, who had his name tag torn off and was eliminated by the Siren camp last night.
"Hi!" The blond playboy greeted everyone and sat down to Wen Xingze's left. He looked at Wen Xingze and the others expectantly, probably anticipating their exaggerated reactions. He whispered, "See you again, what a coincidence."
Zhu Bo, Fang Ruxue, Wen Xingze and the others are indifferent.jpg.
Jean: "..."
The chef served breakfast, and after exchanging pleasantries, everyone began to eat. Jean held up the menu to cover his expression: "I'm embarrassed by you all, beautiful ladies and gentlemen, aren't you curious why I'm still alive? Guess?"
Fang Ruxue sighed: "I was curious at first, but - forget it."
The amount of shock a person can receive in one day is limited. For everyone here, let alone Jean coming back to life, even if Jean turned into Ultraman and swam over from the sea in a Lamborghini, you probably wouldn't be too surprised.
Wen Xingze tried hard to show his support and murmured, "Is it because you are a skilled navigator? Skills are
After being killed, there is one chance to revive, but you will be transferred to the same side as the person who killed you? "So Jean is their teammate now?
Zhu Bo and Fang Ruxue showed expressions of sudden enlightenment.
Jean gasped, "Can you read minds, Mr. Wen?"
"..." Wen Xingze didn't expect that he had guessed it right again. He vowed to change this bad habit and said, "Sorry."
Jean handed them the magnetic card and finally gained the Sirens' trust. However, Jean looked extremely frustrated and even forgot to chat with the beautiful female guest. He picked up the bread and ate it dejectedly.
The second day's shooting began in this mysterious atmosphere.
At the same time, "Cub Training Plan".
"Congratulations to all parents! The impact on the original work has reached 40%, and the public beta phase has been successfully completed! Starting next month, the "Cub Raising Plan" will be officially available on the Universal Game Store, adding 200 million new players and 1 billion live streaming viewers."
"Congratulations, parents! The side quest has been successfully completed! The space travel system for babies is now open!"
“The official version including the travel system will be officially launched next month. The rules are now announced as follows:”
【Zizi Universe Exchange Travel System】
System Description: Are you heartbroken because you can't actually meet your baby? Now, there's no need to wait, no need to be separated by the universe or the screen, you will soon have the opportunity to see your baby in person! Help your baby book a trip to the Muse Empire. The Light Tower Travel System will meet all your needs!
System fee: cannot be purchased, travel opportunities and duration can only be obtained through special tasks
System rules:
1. There is a strict limit on how long you can stay in the parallel universe, otherwise you will bear the consequences at your own risk.
2. It is not possible to extend the travel time by bribing or threatening the light tower
3. You can take a maximum of one trip per month. The booking period for the trip is from 9:00 to 21:00 on the first working day of each month.
Moderate gaming is good for your physical and mental health. I wish you a happy gaming!
…
The parallel world exchange trip of Zaizai is still very attractive to races like vampires and mermaids who already have a way to see His Majesty, let alone other races.
Your Majesty can actually come to this universe through this travel system!
They haven't seen His Majesty in person for over four months...
At least, the dragons have begun to crash into the snow-capped mountains excitedly.
"I'm tired of just chatting with my little one on WeChat," the dragons whimpered as they rolled around in the snow. They'd lost their temper just yesterday, and the Dragon Clan's main planet was still a vast ruin. "I really want to see him in person, rub my head against him, and fly with him—"
"It's me who's supposed to carry him flying. I've carried him before, and His Majesty specially praised me." Astor turned around proudly, showing off the scales specially tattooed on his back. This was probably the 108th time Astor had shown off.
The dragons suddenly became quiet.
Including the highly respected old red dragon, all the dragons looked at Astor with cold eyes for a while, and then all the dragons turned around and moved to the side, facing him with their butts.
As the patriarch, Aster was isolated.
Aster: “?”
"Wait," Astor said in vain, "I didn't mean that, you..."
At this moment, he actually received a communication from the vampires for the first time.
Although they were both in the Muse Empire, to be honest, because the vampires were so solitary, this was Astor's first time communicating directly with a vampire. He answered the call a little nervously: "Hello? Which prince is this?"
There was no greeting from the other side, but a low curse was heard directly. After Aster patiently listened to the curse for two and a half minutes.
Click.
The phone was hung up directly.
Aster: “???”
Astor felt doubly aggrieved.
It was only in his subsequent communication with the mermaid tribe leader Wuzhixia that Aster understood the reason behind the vampire tribe's actions.
"Didn't the Light Tower just release a new PK mission? As the victors of the previous PK, the Blood Clan can't participate this time." The Mermaids were in chaos, seemingly overwhelmed with emotion, and the occasional cries of dolphins could be heard. "The Blood Clan has issued a curse call to the clan leaders of every race that qualified for the challenge."
Aster suddenly realized: "So it turns out that vampires can't participate in PK missions, so...ah? PK missions?!"
Astor no longer cared about his grievances. He jumped up from the snowfield, shaking the entire mountain.
The rewards that the vampires received in the last PK mission were so generous that the entire universe was jealous. Since then, the dragons have been looking forward to the next PK.
Upon hearing about the PK mission announcement, the dragons completely forgot about isolating Aster. Several of their chubby heads gathered together, nervously and expectantly clicking on the mission interface:
【PK Mission】
Mission Description: Give your child a loving hug, and have them hug you back! Remember, both hugs must last at least three minutes! The first parent to complete two loving hugs wins. The time limit is one week. If you exceed the time limit, the mission will be considered a failure for everyone.
Note: Do not let the children know about the existence of the PK task in any way, otherwise the participants will lose their qualification on the spot.
Mission participants: Chi Yan vs. Dragon Clan vs. Mermaid Clan vs. ???
Mission Rewards: 1. After the Zizi Cosmic Exchange Travel System is activated, Zizi will receive a 24-hour space exchange opportunity. 2. The winning parent will determine Zizi's specific travel destination and serve as the guide for Zizi's first space-time journey.
“…”
The live broadcast channel has been boiling for a long time.
The comments were piled up one after another, and it was obvious that all the parents were shocked by this PK task.
[Marry His Majesty Squad: Damn, I also want to hug the baby, rub the baby, and suck the baby right in front of me. I'm so jealous.]
[Pointed Ears: Why? Why doesn't our tribe still have a name?! What does the question mark in the participant field mean?]
[augsgdy: Not only can you cuddle your baby, but you can also decide the destination of your baby's first space journey. The winner this time will win big.]
[Blue Little Bat v: Thanks for the invitation. I'm at peace. I even want to kill Long, Yu, and Chi Yan.]
No wonder vampires are so sour.
Whether it's the reward or the task itself, it's too... too exciting!
But from an objective point of view, the dragon clan's disadvantage is obvious. Unlike the opportunistic mermaid clan, they have not yet obtained the key to His Majesty's mustard seed space and cannot even see His Majesty, let alone a loving hug.
But no difficulties can defeat them.
No matter what, they must win this time. The dragons touched their short claws together and swore a solemn oath.
That night.
Astor made a phone call, and before he did, he was actually sweating because it had been a long time since he last spoke to the Dragon Clan leader.
"Hello, clan leader?"
There was only the howling of the wind on the other end of the communication line.
At the end of the universe, in an ancient ruin, a giant black dragon slept with its wings folded amidst the ruins. It wasn't until a noisy voice on the terminal communication woke him up.
On the other end of the communication, Astor, who hadn't received a response, was almost crying. He said, "Chief, this opportunity is truly rare. Be quick and you'll get it."
Black Dragon: “…”
Black Dragon wasn't interested in the limited-time discount promotions. He stretched out his claws and was about to hang up when he heard Astor say, "If you win this time, you can see the king, the real king."
The black dragon's claws stopped.
A muffled gasp came from the Black Dragon's throat.
A long time passed, so long that Astor almost thought the call had been hung up, before he heard Black Dragon's deep voice:
"How much is it per session?"
Aster: “?”
"Isn't there a sale going on?" Black Dragon paced through the ruins, crushing the scrap metal and copper on the ground. His pace became increasingly anxious. He asked, "How much is it to see him?"
Aster: "Huh?"
Black Dragon: "I want to buy it 100 million times."
Aster: "Haha, you are quite a dreamer."
Black Dragon: “…………”
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