Chapter 37 Meow meow meow meow purrululu——



The song ends.

Everyone, including the dolphins, was still not satisfied.

A Spanish reporter on another boat wiped his eyes with a tissue. He was a sentimental reporter. He was moved and said to Wen Xingze:

"I don't know why, but when I hear you playing the instrument, even though my brain is happy, I feel a pang in my heart, as if something bad has happened to Kikujiro..."

The other foreigners nodded.

Wen Xingze patted his shoulder and comforted him, "Don't worry, Kikujiro is fine."

Everyone was relieved to hear that Kikujiro was fine.

Then everyone on both boats started clamoring for another song, but the photographers on both sides continued to carry their cameras diligently to record this magical night.

It must be very good program material.

Zhu Bo: "It's a lonely night, my parents are not at home, and I don't want to move. Come join us and have fun at the bow of the boat."

Wen Xingze: "If you continue like this, your chapter will be locked."

Zhu Bo immediately fell silent, glancing around nervously. "Auditor, there's no illegal content, and it absolutely complies with our core values... Aze, let's just have a quiet night, no fighting."

Wen Xingze: “…”

Blowing all the way in one breath was very tiring. Wen Xingze took the mineral water and took a breath, only to find that the dolphins' emotions had miraculously stabilized.

One of the dolphins leaped up again, gently brushing Wen Xingze's hand with its tail fin. This time, Wen Xingze actually saw light green, translucent words floating above its head: [I love disco! Play another song for me!]

Another chubby white dolphin huddled with this dolphin, nudging its head affectionately against Wen Xingze's palm. A text message hovered above its head: [Humans are all stupid. This young man blowing the car horn doesn't look very bright either, but he blows beautifully. I'll just have to like him for a bit.]

Wen Xingze: “???”

Wen Xingze was shocked.

The white dolphins appear so soft and cute on the surface, but their inner monologues are so sharp and domineering.

I never thought they were such dolphins. Wen Xingze no longer looked forward to hearing the thoughts of other animals. What if his neighbor's cute cat opened its mouth and turned into a greasy middle-aged uncle...

By the way, this is the effect of "Green Orange" activated, right? Does playing a few suona songs for them increase their favorability? Aren't their habits a bit strange?

In the blink of an eye, the entire boat was surrounded by dolphins again. They tilted their round heads, rubbed against each other, gave them angelic smiles, and made tiny sounds.

The name 'Smiling Angel' is well-deserved.

The reporters and photographers on the two small boats were almost fainting from the cuteness. Wen Xingze rationally wanted to join them, but the light green words above the dolphins' heads were so eye-catching:

[Isn’t it cute? Hahaha, stupid human, cuteness is not yours]

[Foolish human, give! Master! Blow!]

[I want to dance, blow the music, blow the music! ! ! !]

Wen Xingze: “……??????”

Wen Xingze is also quite rebellious. After the dolphins' violent encore, Wen Xingze didn't want to play anymore. He put the suona aside and said, "I'm tired. I don't want to play anymore."

The dolphins are stuck.

The dolphins were immediately unhappy.

The chubby white dolphin jumped up angrily—in the eyes of others, it was just rolling around adorably—and chirped twice at Wen Xingze. [Why don't you blow! Blow for me! It's your honor!]

Wen Xingze pointed out seriously: "Because you are too rude."

This white dolphin was obviously the leader of this group of dolphin bandits. As soon as it jumped up, the other dolphins became quiet and gathered around the boat.

The leading dolphin didn't expect Wen Xingze to be able to communicate with it. It was stunned for a moment, then opened its black eyes and looked at Wen Xingze in disbelief. The words above its head read: [Are you teaching me to do something?]

Wen Xingze: "..." What kind of middle-aged leader's speech is this?!

Wen Xingze: "Yes."

The leading dolphin was almost pissed off. He lifted his tail and turned his white belly over: [Fuck?!?!]

The only regret is that in the eyes of others, this tit-for-tat scene was Wen Xingze and Bai Haitun having a natural and harmonious conversation in their own languages.

Wen Xingze's eyes were pure and lovely, and the dolphins acted innocently. The white dolphin not only made rapid chirping sounds from time to time, but also generously exposed its belly and rubbed against the boat.

This clip later became one of the touching and heartwarming scenes in the film and documentary "Fantasy Cruise" and was widely circulated...

This is a sad story.

"So," Wen Xingze asked the Dolphin Leader, "Why did you attack our cruise ship just now?"

The white dolphin's tail-swinging movement paused.

The other dolphins were also stunned.

The white dolphin didn't want to answer Wen Xingze, but he couldn't control his inner voice, so Wen Xingze slowly read out the light green words above its head: [Waiting for another group of human idiots. Why haven't they come yet? If they don't come, we'll leave.]

Wen Xingze: "Are you referring to the veterinarians who rescued you? You were waiting for them on purpose, and attacked our ship to attract attention?"

White Dolphin Head: [So what?]

Then the dolphins stopped talking again, and some even dived back into the water silently and started blowing bubbles.

Wen Xingze recalled the newspapers and news he'd read. The dolphins and the veterinarians had a very good relationship. It was said that when they were first stranded, their injuries were extremely severe. There wasn't a particularly effective way to save stranded dolphins, but it was all thanks to the doctors' perseverance that they were able to save all ten or so dolphins.

Unfortunately, the doctors were unable to come on the night the dolphins were released due to some matters.

After this separation, they don’t know if there will be a chance to meet again, so they use some extreme methods to attract human attention.

Wen Xingze suddenly felt a little sad, and recalled many things from the past: "You like them very much, right?"

White Dolphin: [I do like them, but the main thing is that they owe me money.]

The other dolphins nodded their heads up and down in rhythmic agreement.

Wen Xingze: “????”

Wen Xingze was completely disillusioned with this group of dolphins.

By the way, how can humans still owe dolphins money? What is going on?

Wen Xingze picked up the suona and improvised a sad and lyrical melody, which slowly dissipated with the night wind.

A few angry words appeared above the white dolphin's head: [Are you sending me away? What kind of requiem are you playing?!]

“…” Wen Xingze didn’t want to pay any more attention to them and finished playing this part quietly.

The night breeze is soft and the stars are brilliant.

Everyone present had heard the suona's exhilarating and joyful sounds, but they hadn't expected it to be so gentle. The crisp timbre was subdued, revealing a subtle and... uh, funeral atmosphere.

Zhu Bo: "Tears in my eyes."

Foreign photographer: "When I am buried, I hope you can hold a black umbrella, wear a black windbreaker, stand outside the crowd and play this song for me. That must be very cool."

Wen Xingze: “…”

In any case, the overall atmosphere created is satisfactory.

The doctors from the rescue station arrived in this atmosphere. As originally said, they had just come from an emergency room and were still wearing white coats.

Also coming with them was a middle-aged foreign man with red hair wearing a floral shirt and beach pants.

"I heard the dolphins are... Hey, isn't that great?"

As soon as the doctors arrived, the dolphins, who had been yelling angrily just now, instantly stopped yelling. They swam slowly to the doctors' boat and quietly accompanied the boat as it moved forward.

"Toby, Jack, Alice," one of the doctors half-knelt down, smiled and read out the dolphins' names, and said goodbye to them one by one, "Goodbye, take good care of yourselves."

The dolphins looked at her quietly, their small black eyes bright and gentle.

There were only a few lights on the boat. The whole world was quiet at this moment. The quiet sea was like the night sky, reflecting the fireworks of the world.

Very beautiful.

It makes one's heart soften.

The rescued dolphins and the doctors at the rescue station said goodbye. The journey was long and arduous, and the time they spent together had the softest and most precious meaning.

The boat slowly moved forward, and everyone took out their mobile phones to capture the scene, and the photographers did not miss a single moment.

Wen Xingze was sitting on the boat. If his cell phone had not been taken away, he would have wanted to record this moment.

Of course, the premise is to ignore the words that pop up above the dolphins' heads:

【Finally here, stupid humans】

[If you come any later, I won’t wait. My time is precious.]

[Anyway, thank you for saving me. From now on, you are my brothers who will stick by me through thick and thin.]

[Pay back! ... Never mind, no need to pay back. I've decided to put your debt on the head of another human.]

Wen Xingze: “?” The other human being couldn’t be referring to him, right?

After sailing forward for a while, the small boats stopped one after another.

"We can only send them here," the doctors all stood at the bow, waving goodbye to the dolphins. The younger doctors sniffed and hugged each other to ease the sadness of the real separation. "Don't be stupid and run aground again. Goodbye--"

“Chiu——”

This time the dolphins did not stop and swam away gradually, but they lingered and looked back at the doctors reluctantly while swimming.

The lights, the camera and the years all witnessed this moment.

...This later became one of the most classic scenes in the famous documentary "Back to Nature".

Wen Xingze watched the dolphins gradually disappearing into the distance and teased softly, "What a hypocrite! He says he'll wait to pay me back, but his body is honest... Forget it. Next time, if you want to see a doctor, you can come to see—"

The sea breeze carried Wen Xingze's voice far away.

The dolphins that were flying away suddenly stopped.

Everyone: “?”

Wen Xingze: “?”

About three seconds later, the dolphins, led by the bandit leader White Dolphin, swam back aggressively. But this time their target was not the doctors, but Wen Xingze, who was holding the suona in the middle of the boat.

“Chiu——”

The white dolphin made an angry sound, and actually jumped up from the sea surface, hitting Wen Xingze's forehead with its head, and splashing water all over Wen Xingze.

Just like the medieval knights who took off their white gloves and threw them in each other's faces when they swore a duel, the white dolphin's actions clearly carried such emotions and fighting spirit.

Wen Xingze was still immersed in the gentle and nostalgic atmosphere just now, and his clear light brown eyes blinked.

Capitalized.

stupid.

Above the white dolphin's head were words in light green: [Next time you want to see the doctors, come find me. Wait for me! Oh, and you still owe me money!]

After saying this, the dolphins turned around and left again in a menacing manner.

Unlike the sad yet heartwarming farewell just now, the dolphins who left this time were proud and held their heads high, just like gladiators returning victorious from the ancient Roman Colosseum.

On the boat, Wen Xingze was left soaked by the sea water, with water droplets dripping from the ends of his hair.

Wen Xingze: “???”

Wen Xingze slowly raised his middle finger towards the dolphins' backs.

...This was the second most classic scene in the famous documentary "Back to Nature".

Wen Xingze only found out later that the red-haired uncle in beach shorts who was watching the fun at the side was the producer of this documentary and one of the most famous documentary producers in Europe.

He has a sharp and unique vision. He has created documentaries that have won 15 international awards, and after the release of "Back to Nature", this number will continue to be refreshed.

At this moment, he was just an old man who looked at Wen Xingze happily and whistled: "Can I tweet this? This clip is very funny."

Under his leadership.

Including the doctors who were still immersed in the sad atmosphere, everyone pointed their phones at Wen Xingze, recording this inexplicably funny scene and adding their own explanations:

"Hahaha."

"This handsome Chinese guy has been declared war on by the dolphins."

"Is giving the middle finger a declaration of duel? Cool!"

This short video of one and a half minutes eventually went viral on Twitter and WeChat Moments that night...

The person involved, Wen Xingze: "..."

They have no heart!

Muse Empire.

[Strawberry Pudding: Damn, these dolphins don't know how to appreciate their blessings]

[No more candles burning: Even His Majesty giving me the middle finger is adorable. Is there any hope?]

[Liehuo: There's no hope. I suggest cremating him and handing his cub over to our military.]

[Bizhao Xia: Haha, it turns out Ning is the legendary great dreamer]

The live broadcast time of "Zizi Development Plan" is up to 10 o'clock in the evening at the latest. After that, no matter whether Zizi is asleep or not, the words "Zizi is resting" will be displayed on the screen, and then the picture will turn black.

On Mechanical Planet E19, the green train blew a long whistle.

The central tree of the Robot City, though called a "tree," bears no resemblance to greenery. Controlled by a central AI, it is composed of a variety of parts, particle weapons, and mixed metal materials. Encased within its center is the robot's energy pod.

——Messy.

This is the first thought of everyone who steps into the 'base'.

The technology here is hundreds of years ahead of the entire universe. Even the screws thrown on the ground here are enough to make all the scientists in the Universe Alliance salivate.

But this place was incredibly messy, with all kinds of books, tools, wrenches and even robots' mechanical arms scattered all over the floor. Tall tool racks extended all the way to the ceiling. The entire room was in a messy gray tone, and an incandescent lamp flickered on and off, illuminating the entire base.

After the screen of "Baby Development Plan" turned black, the robot parents were still sitting in front of the light screen.

Even though their core programs had been repaired long ago, the robots were still slow to react. They stared at the screen intently, as if they thought the cub would appear from there again.

About ten minutes later, the robots took action again.

No. 015 stood up.

The former killing robot slowly moved to the tool box, squatted down, and opened his small tool box.

Inside the toolbox, an old photo was placed with great care. The boy in the photo had his eyes squinted, half of his face buried in the coarse wool scarf knitted by the robots, and the ochre teardrop mole at the corner of his eye was a bit dazzling.

This photo was taken thirty years ago, in the winter when Muse was first established.

Like other robots, No. 015 looked at the photo silently and docilely, with its breathing light flashing regularly and continuously.

No. 015: "Gift, repair, inspection."

Although his words were fragmentary, the other robots unexpectedly understood what he meant and began to move. On the workbench, the spotlight turned on, and the robots' square heads huddled together, gripping their repair tools and starting to chatter and clatter.

They prepared a gift for the king.

This gift has actually been prepared for a long time. Long before the Light Tower Logistics System was opened, the robots were patiently designing and making it.

On the first day of the opening of the Light Tower Logistics System, the robots lined up at the Capital Starlight Tower Office early.

Led by No. 015, they boarded the earliest starship, carrying their tattered little toolboxes, and arrived at the light tower before dawn to queue up for reservations.

But the vampires got there first.

Then the mermaids used their money power to force their way into the queue.

Then the dragon clan once again seized the Light Tower's handle...

As one of the few honest races in the Muse Empire, the robots can only count the days, waiting for the day when it is their turn to mail things.

The old calendar turned page after page, and it took a long time for the gift to be drafted and completed, and then it was repaired and updated several times.

But it's not their turn to mail it yet.

Please wait patiently.

"Complete."

For the ninth time this month, No. 015 sealed the gift in a box. Then the robots returned to their seats under the screens and began their daily compulsory lessons.

Read "Influence on Baby's Life, Early Childhood Education Trilogy: How to Teach Teenagers Under 200 Years Old".

Opening the youth section, the first page has five big characters written on it: "The Dangers of Premature Love".

...With a cautious and somewhat fearful attitude, the robots carefully reviewed the page again.

'Fantasy', 10:30 p.m.

After being exhausted all day and all night, Wen Xingze finally returned to his bedroom again.

Please don’t let any more accidents happen, and the production team should not do anything weird. Wen Xingze made a wish from the bottom of his heart and then walked into the bathroom.

The bathroom design of this "Mysterious Deluxe Sea View Room" is a bit anti-human. The bathroom space is not small, but it has transparent glass walls on three sides, and there are sea water and ornamental fish outside.

How should I put it? Although it seems very romantic at first glance, when I actually take a bath, I always feel a little uneasy when I am surrounded by all kinds of lively fish and people looking at each other in confusion.

The most amazing thing is that the ornamental fish also have light green words on their heads.

Wen Xingze hadn't expected them to like him so much; it made no sense! Were these fish just damn obsessed with looks?!

Wen Xingze casually glanced at the fish's thoughts:

【What a great figure! 】

[His waistline is so beautiful, I want to lie on his collarbone and blow bubbles]

[Hurry up and take it off! Hurry up and take it off! Stop dithering! You're wearing so little, isn't it just for the fish to see?]

Wen Xingze: “???”

Wen Xingze knocked on the glass window and waited for the fish to come over with great interest. Suddenly, he pressed his nose and made a face at the fish, which scared them all.

Then Wen Xingze sang "Dreams flew out of the skylight one by one" while pulling up the blackout curtains.

The ornamental fish were so angry that they started blowing bubbles: "..." Damn, what a stingy guy!

Now I can finally take a bath in peace.

Warm steam surrounded him, and Wen Xingze lay down in the bathtub. He felt his tailbone and back softened, and he felt lazy all over.

I soon felt sleepy.

Half asleep and half awake, Wen Xingze heard footsteps outside. He subconsciously thought it was the head of the vampire clan, and the one who was coming seemed to be Lilith.

"Lilith," Wen Xingze yawned, "Can you get me a towel? Thank you."

The footsteps outside the door stopped.

Then the man seemed to hum in a low voice.

But because of the soundproof glass, Wen Xingze couldn't hear clearly.

"Speaking of which, after the vampire filter is upgraded, it will become as eager to suck blood as the vampires," Wen Xingze thought vaguely, "What about the mermaid filter?"

He remembered the scales he felt behind his ear when he turned on the level 1 mermaid filter. Could it be that the mermaid filter would turn him into a mermaid?

I don't know what it's like to be a mermaid.

Of course, Wen Xingze hoped that it wouldn't change, but if it did, it would probably have ear fins and a tail.

Yes, like a fish tail.

It was broad and silver, with a translucent tail fin and scales that shone with a lustrous sheen. Wen Xingze tentatively moved the fish's tail, and the light from the scales refracted and shifted its angle accordingly.

It looks pretty good.

It looks pretty good.

Good looking.

of……?

Wen Xingze tried to make the tail turn left, right, up and down, and the tail seemed to be growing on his body, moving exactly as he imagined.

Wen Xingze: "This tail looks like my tail."

Three seconds of silence.

Wen Xingze: "Fuck, this tail is my tail!"

There was a mirror hanging on the non-glass wall of the bathroom. The mirror was blurred by water vapor, but Wen Xingze could vaguely see the human figure printed on it... the shadow of a fish.

Blue eyes, silver hair, long untied hair hanging loosely to the waist, immersed in the water, and translucent ear fins of the same color as the tail fin.

His facial features were still his, and there was a red mole at the corner of his eye, but no matter how I looked at him, he didn't look like himself. And how could he have a tail and ear fins?

However, his hair was very thick, not at all like the hair of someone who stayed up late playing games. This was the only thing that made Wen Xingze feel relieved.

Wen Xingze looked at the confused person in the mirror, and the confused person looked back at him with the same shocked eyes.

Bang.

The soap in my hand fell to the ground.

Wen Xingze, no, the whole fish was stunned.

At that moment, the person outside the door seemed to hear a noise, and Wen Xingze heard footsteps. Then the bathroom door was hurriedly pushed open.

Through the mist, Wen Xingze couldn't see Chi Yan's expression clearly.

However, Chi Yan paused for a moment, his dark eyes narrowing slightly. He had only gripped the door handle with normal strength, but after three seconds, he realized the metal handle had twisted into a strange arc in his palm.

Chi Yan: “…”

Chi Yan had to get rid of this obviously abnormal door handle first. Since it was impossible to restore the normal curvature, he had to take it off and throw it away.

Then he walked into the bathroom again, holding the bath towel that Wen Xingze needed.

Facing Wen Xingze at this moment, Chi Yan tried to keep his voice calm. He asked:

"What's up?"

“…”

Someone who appeared inexplicably in his bedroom.

A tail that appeared on his body out of nowhere.

Wen Xingze could no longer tell which one was more confusing.

His brain even started automatically playing marketing articles: What's going on with Wen Xingze growing a fish tail? I believe everyone is familiar with Wen Xingze, but what's going on with him growing a fish tail? Let the editor take everyone to find out...

Wen Xingze said: "I'm fine, I'm fine."

As he spoke, he slid down, then half of his face was buried in the bathtub, and he spit out a string of confused bubbles: "Gulululu——"

Chi Yan: “…”

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