Chapter 100
Xie Yi heard the excited sound of Yi Tiantian's melon exploding, but instead of being amazed at how big the melon was exploding, he felt relieved.
Since Yi Tiantian is still interested in watching the show, it shows that his mental state is pretty good and he has not been affected much by the show.
Although it has been confirmed that Yi Tiantian should be in good condition, Xie Yi still moved the annual meeting forward a lot, just hoping to see him soon.
WE Entertainment is huge in scale, so of course the annual meeting was also held in a grand manner.
In addition to various singing, dancing and crosstalk performances, there were also raffles and disco sessions.
When Yi Tiantian showed up at the annual meeting in a more formal suit, he saw that the rest of his colleagues were all dressed... very simply.
There was a popular pretty boy with a lollipop in his mouth and wearing large flowered trousers, a singer-songwriter wearing furry pajamas who looked like she hadn't washed her hair, and some stars wearing ordinary daily clothes.
Yi Tiantian, who had specially washed and dressed up, didn't fit in with them!
"Master Tiantian!!"
As soon as Yi Tiantian entered the door, he heard someone calling his name.
But Yi Tiantian did not know the owner of this voice.
Turning around, Yi Tiantian saw a girl with super long eyelashes. Although her dress was not as outrageous as those people just now, it was also very ordinary.
"Brother Tiantian! Hello, I am your loyal fan and a devout believer of Yi Tiantian's religion!"
As soon as the girl with long eyelashes saw Yi Tiantian, she ran over happily and started introducing herself crazily.
She was so focused on introducing herself by that title that she even forgot to introduce her real name!
"Hello, hello, thank you for liking me."
Yi Tiantian answered appropriately.
"Master, I don't have any wishes, I just hope that you can bless those people who maliciously hype up a CP with me so that all their houses will be ruined!"
The girl with long eyelashes looked very pious as she put her hands together.
Malicious CP hype?
Yi Tiantian immediately searched for relevant content in the Chigua system.
[It turns out that this female star's name is Jiaou, and she is the exclusive female lead in sweet dramas, but every time she shoots a drama, the male lead will maliciously hype her up as a couple with the male lead! ]
[It would be fine if it was just a hype of the couple, but the male lead also portrayed the couple as a virtuous woman who followed the three obediences and four virtues, which was very unacceptable to the couple! ]
[However, the male protagonist's reputation was indeed ruined later, because the fact that he selected a concubine in the villa was exposed! Not only did his fans quit being his fans, but he also joined Orange and became a government employee! ]
Seeing this outcome, Yi Tiantian nodded with satisfaction.
"Don't worry..."
Before he could finish his words, the couple who had just been standing in front of him with their hands clasped together as if making a wish suddenly fell to their knees on the ground with a thump.
"Master, I cannot repay your kindness. I kowtow to you here! You are my eternal God!"
Yi Tiantian: …
Are the mental states of WE employees so miraculous?
"Hurry up, hurry up," Yi Tiantian hurriedly pulled up his beloved couple who were kneeling on the ground and kowtowing, "Bad people will be punished by heaven, don't worry!"
However, the couple kowtowed three times on the ground before they gave up.
"Why are you dressed so simply?"
It's even a little abnormal.
After Yi Tiantian pulled his couple up, he asked with some confusion.
"Oh, because we have a tradition in WE that the best-looking person of the day has to have an in-depth exchange with President Xie."
Hearing the leader's question, Jiaousi answered without hesitation.
"In-depth communication?!"
Yi Tiantian's pupils trembled.
[What kind of in-depth communication is this?! ]
【Xie Yi is not that kind of person! 】
From the moment Yi Tiantian walked in, countless eyes were looking at him openly or secretly. After hearing his inner thoughts, countless stars opened their mouths in surprise.
Yi Tiantian actually called Mr. Xie by his name!
They would never believe that there was nothing going on between these two people!
You have to know that in the company, from the president's deputy to the cleaning lady, no one dares to call Mr. Xie by his name!
Even the stray dog in the company would tuck its tail between its legs and walk away when it saw Mr. Xie!
Yi Tiantian is so brave!
It seems that the two of them have really had an "in-depth communication"!
Although the couple was also shocked, she immediately explained to Yi Tiantian the specific content of this "in-depth communication".
"Master, the in-depth communication I'm talking about is completely different from the in-depth communication you had with President Xie!"
The couple lowered their voices.
"The in-depth communication I just mentioned was actually a one-on-one conversation with Mr. Xie, and then I was criticized!"
Yi Tiantian finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Oh, so that's how it is."
But he soon realized that something was wrong.
"Wait, how come Mr. Xie and I had such an in-depth conversation?!"
The couple did not respond to the conversation, but instead threw two seductive glances, indicating that "she understands everything"!
Yi Tiantian: I don’t think you really understand!!
The couple still wanted to continue to monopolize Yi Tiantian to help her increase her blessings and wealth, but a bunch of stars who were eager to try pushed her aside.
"Master, my only worry right now is that I have too many pimples on my face. When I'm in business, my fans always say that my skin is in bad condition!"
The first person to squeeze over was a female celebrity wearing a mask.
[Why don’t you eat less junk food and stay up less late? Oh, and don’t overindulge yourself. ]
"Master, how did you know that I recently found a puppy brother who is five years younger than me?! My brother is in good health. It seems that I should consider changing from three times a day to once a day!"
[You don't have to explain it so clearly... And what's the point of showing off to me that you have a cute little brother?! ]
After the female star wearing a mask was pushed away, another innocent-looking girl in pajamas hurriedly made a sincere wish: "Master, I don't have any little milk dog, I just want to make a lot of money! Please bless my next drama to be a hit!"
[This female star is very serious when she is training her acting skills. She often studies the script by herself. Her next role is a rich girl, which is a role that suits her very well. It is not too long before she becomes popular! ]
The girl in pajamas wanted to perform a song of conquest on the spot: "Master, you will be my only master from now on! I will believe in you and no one else!"
Although Yi Tiantian didn't understand what the girl was saying, he thanked her with an awkward smile: "Thank you."
Then he saw the girl in pajamas being pushed away by a 1.85-meter-tall strong man.
"Master, please come and see me! I have a problem, which is that I often encounter sexual harassment in the workplace!"
The 1.85-meter-tall man has a beautiful butt that both men and women want to touch.
"But don't get me wrong, Master, it's not Mr. Xie who is harassing me!"
As if he had thought of something, Zhuanghan immediately clarified.
"They are not from our WE company! They are investors whom I met when I was filming outside!"
Yi Tiantian wanted to laugh when he saw the handsome man's shy and angry expression, but his strong professional qualities enabled him to successfully hold back his laughter.
"They would come and touch my butt whenever they wanted! They are going to touch my butt so that it is smooth! I worked so hard to get this peachy butt!"
The strong man looked up to the sky and cried like a helpless child.
[Well... the investor didn't mean to sexually harass me. I just couldn't help myself after seeing his round butt and wanted to touch it a few times...]
"If you don't like someone touching your butt, tell them so!"
Yi Tiantian patted the strong man on the shoulder and spoke earnestly.
The strong man felt like he was reborn after hearing Yi Tiantian's words. He opened his eyes wide and pulled Yi Tiantian's hands in surprise.
"Master, you are truly amazing! I will definitely tell you this in the future! I will never let them touch me casually again! Damn it, just to cooperate with them, I even smiled like a blooming chrysanthemum..."
Soon the strong man with protruding buttocks was also squeezed out. The man who squeezed him out was tall and his temperament was different from those little stars just now.
This person's temperament is obviously much more high-end than others.
And Yi Tiantian also knew the person in front of him.
And this person is Cheng Zixu who was hidden by the company not long ago!
Everyone present looked over here in surprise.
"Cheng Zixu? How dare he come to the annual meeting?!"
"That's right, the public sided with the scammers on the live broadcast last time. It was disgusting!"
"I really don't want to see this kind of scum again! MY EYES!"
【Last time, Cheng Zixu was banned by all major platforms because of his outrageous remarks during the show, and WE decided to terminate the contract with him. 】
[The contract termination process will be completed after the New Year, and by then Cheng Zixu will no longer be considered a star! ]
Although Yi Tiantian was surprised when he saw Cheng Zixu, he still had a smile on his face.
"Hello, Brother Cheng."
Although he will soon bid farewell to the entertainment industry, Yi Tiantian still greeted him politely.
Cheng Zixu listened to the discussions of the crowd and Yi Tiantian's thoughts, and he stood there clenching his teeth.
Cheng Zixu clenched his hands into fists, feeling very unwilling!
"Stop being so hypocritical here!"
Cheng Zixu shouted loudly with gritted teeth.
"You are the happiest person after I leave WE!"
Cheng Zixu's two loud shouts attracted more people's attention, and the stars who were originally talking to each other also looked over here.
"Brother Cheng, you better calm down."
Yi Tiantian looked at Cheng Zixu as if he was looking at a madman.
[Isn't this person going to do a striptease? Why is he still biting me? 】
[Even gold miners can't dig out gold as pure as yours! ]
Everyone around couldn't help but laugh out loud after hearing Yi Tiantian's thoughts.
The believers who had just received instruction from Yi Tiantian stood up on the spot and applauded their leader.
"Well said!"
"Master Sai Gao!"
"Hahahaha, the leader is worthy of being the leader!"
程子旭看到易添添冷靜的樣子就氣不打一處來。
這樣顯得他好像是個神經病一樣！
再加上周圍的那群前同事們都在不明事理地給易添添加油，程子旭氣得臉都綠了。
“易添添！你別以為你@￥@%%”
程子旭想說關于心聲的事情，但是說出來的話全部都被消了音。
“你@@￥￥%！！”
程子旭無能狂怒，但是絲毫沒有用處，因為他這次不僅話被消音了，嘴巴也像是被黏了502膠水張不開了！
【程子旭怎麽還支支吾吾起來了？】
【我還是離他遠點吧！】
易添添假意笑了笑就想離開這裏，但是程子旭卻直接伸手攔住了他的去路！
“你不準給我走！”
程子旭的聲音像是一頭憤怒的猛獸。
“我告訴你易添添，我不管你什麽身份什麽背景，但是你惹到我了，我說什麽都要弄死你！”
易添添微微蹙眉，似乎想到了什麽。
其餘的同事們都倒吸了一口涼氣。
這個程子旭怕不是瘋了吧？這種話也能随便說出口來？！
信徒們更是警覺地豎起了耳朵。
要是有誰敢對他們的教主不利，衆信徒必将帶頭沖鋒！
絕對不能讓人傷害易添添半分！！
【我就說呢，程子旭能說出這種話來肯定有些不正常！】
【原來他在來參加年會之前為了給自己壯膽，磕了一大瓶違禁藥品！】
【現在藥品成分已經逐漸進入血液循環，即将生效！】
易添添的心聲讓大家都明白了過來。
原來程子旭不是瘋了，而是嗑藥了！
不過好像這兩種做法都十分令人唾棄！
程子旭已經控制不住自己的情緒，掐着腰像是一個潑婦一般對着易添添怒吼起來。
“你不就是一個靠賣屁股上位的嗎！在公司裏你靠屁股搶走了我一哥的位置！在暮色會裏還有人護着你！你到底把屁股賣給了多少人！”
暮色會？！
這個神秘的組織只要是混過娛樂圈的人都有所耳聞。
前幾年的時候暮色會還比較低調，沒有什麽人知道。
但是近幾年來，暮色會的行事風格越來越高調，很多從事娛樂圈的人都聽說過這個組織。
“你在說什麽？我聽不懂。”
易添添沒有說謊，他的吃瓜系統裏記載暮色會的內容少之又少，所以他也不知道這個神秘組織的背後究竟隐藏着怎樣的秘密。
“事到如今你就別再裝了！別以為我不知道你是什麽貨色！因為你就是一個賣屁股的！”
程子旭此時已經徹底失去理智，只會大聲重複着這句話。
此時周圍的同事們看着程子旭的眼神愈發嫌惡。
沒想到這個程子旭不僅品行低下，還嗑藥！不僅嗑藥，還跟那個邪惡的暮色會組織有着千絲萬縷的聯系！
這個人已經從根部爛透了！
此時的易添添同樣陷入了沉思之中。
【程子旭剛才說有人在暮色會裏護着我？這事我怎麽不知道？！】
【我也不認識什麽暮色會裏的人啊！】
【對了，斐影帝家族裏的那個叔叔創辦少女島的原因就是想加入暮色會，是不是他還跟暮色會有聯系？】
【這麽說來，很有可能是斐影帝暗中幫助我，讓暮色會的人不要針對我？！】
【除了這個解釋之外，也沒有別的可能了啊……】
易添添思來想去，只想到了這個解釋。
其餘的同事們卻開始疑惑起來。
少女島的事情還跟斐影帝有關？！
貴圈也太亂了吧！
容不得衆人多想些什麽，那邊的程子旭已經開始自己發起了瘋。
只見他脫光了渾身上下的衣服，開始在年會大廳裏像是只魚兒那樣游來游去。
他一邊游還一邊唱着：“我像只魚兒在你的荷塘，只為守候你那溫暖的月光！”
程子旭現在整個人衣不蔽體，不知道的還以為他是從哪個垃圾堆裏出來的流浪漢！
大家都震驚地看向程子旭。
昔日風風光光高高在上的WE一哥，居然會變成現在這個狼狽的模樣！
看來人還是要積德，不然名利雙收後很有可能會被反噬！
加入易添添神教的信徒們紛紛在心中默默地想道。
而易添添看着此時已經從魚變成了蝴蝶揮舞着兩只手臂在跑來跑去的程子旭，無奈地搖了搖頭。
【程子旭現在體內的藥效已經開始發作，要是再這麽繼續下去，他的身體遲早會受不了變成一副空殼！】
那邊假裝自己是蝴蝶的程子旭原本在高聲唱着：“親愛的，你慢慢飛，小心前面帶刺的玫瑰！”
但在聽到易添添的心聲後，他突然豬突猛進，飛速朝着易添添這邊沖了過來。
易添添下意識地腳下一軟。
怎麽一個兩個都喜歡追着他跑啊？
在上一期的《特種兵行動！》裏，剛被韓娟娟追着跑了個一千米，現在又被程子旭給盯上了！
老天爺這是看他運動量不達标所以派他們幾個來鍛煉自己嗎？！
但讓他沒想到的是，程子旭豬突猛進到一半就停了下來。
他突然變換陣法，在年會的舞臺上大肆扭着腰，舞動自己的上半身，大聲道：“最愛的人是我，你怎麽舍得看我難過！”
大家都知道，這首歌是程子旭剛出道的時候演唱的一首代表作。
在這首代表作之後，程子旭便一炮打響，為他後來的爆紅奠定了良好的基礎。
但可惜，程子旭在爆紅後走錯了路，成了現在這個人不人鬼不鬼的樣子。
【人生是由一個個選擇累積起來的，程子旭一錯再錯，現在已經到了無法挽救的地步！】
【真是令人唏噓……】
易添添的話還沒有說完，程子旭就好像受到了什麽刺激一般，飛快地沖到了他的身前。
所有同事們瞬間一起捂住了眼睛，不敢看這美麗的畫面。
因為現在的程子旭渾身上下沒有一件衣服！
“你！你憑什麽搶走我的褲頭！”
程子旭指着易添添身上穿着的西裝褲，上去就想扒下來。
易添添：！！！
衆信徒：？！！
但好在這時候，外面的安保人員全部都一擁而上，将已經嗨了的程子旭給控制住了。
被壓在地上的程子旭還在不停地大聲叫着。
“易添添！你還我的褲頭！你還我的褲頭！！”
正在這個時候，一個低沉且嚴肅的嗓音在年會現場響起。
“給我把這個瘋子拖出去！”
所有人在聽到這個聲音後都虎軀一震。
然後瞬間個個都變成了小貓咪。
因為剛才來的人就是這個公司的大BOSS——謝亦！
安保人員看大老板發話了，于是立刻将在地上揮舞着四肢的程子旭架了起來。
“你給我老實點！”
但是此時的程子旭已經完全控制不住自己的行為，依舊在扭動着身子，嘴裏還不斷地吐出幾句髒話。
“易添添！你把我的褲頭還給我！我的褲頭為你打了烊！”
安保人員被程子旭煩到不行，直接伸手捂住了他呲哇亂叫的嘴。
“有什麽想唱的出去唱吧！”
說罷後，在所有人的注視下，程子旭連同他的幾件衣服就像是垃圾一般被扔了出去。
關門前走廊裏還回蕩着程子旭那“優美動聽”的歌聲。
“你的褲頭為我打了烊，我的悲傷只能光着鳥……”
現場所有人在聽到這句不倫不類的歌詞後，紛紛笑出了聲。
“以前還覺得程子旭是什麽溫柔男神呢，沒想到居然是個男神經！”
“誰說不是呢！磕了藥之後他簡直就像是變了個人一樣，真是笑死個人！”
“這一切都是他咎由自取！違禁藥品什麽的根本就不能碰！現在變成這個樣子都是他自找的！”
謝亦原本還不知道程子旭究竟為什麽會變成這個樣子，但是在聽到周圍人的議論後，他才坐實了內心早就存在的一個想法。
程子旭以前人氣最巅峰的時期，經常一天跑好幾個節目。
當時謝亦特意安排他休息一陣子，但程子旭卻說他還是想繼續工作。
那時候所有人都以為程子旭就是敬業的神，但是謝亦卻聽程子旭的經紀人說程子旭最近表現的很奇怪，好像是吃了什麽違禁藥品……
但是因為沒有證據，所以事情也就被擱置了下來。
現在看來，那個時候過度亢奮的程子旭就是磕了藥，并且現在的他表現得如此瘋癫，肯定也是磕了藥所導致的！
謝亦大步流星地走了出去，跟門口的安保人員交流了兩句後又重新回到了年會現場。
在場的所有人大氣都不敢出，怕此時心情不好的謝亦會連着他們一起罵。
但是讓人大跌眼鏡的是，謝亦回到年會現場的第一件事居然不是上臺講話，而是徑直走向了那邊的易添添。
易添添看着朝自己走來的謝亦，頓時汗毛豎直。
雖然他并不害怕謝亦這個大老板，但是周圍的同事們好像都對他很是畏懼。
所以連帶着易添添也稍微有了些緊張的心情。
但謝亦只是走到易添添的身邊，輕聲問了一句：“剛才沒有受傷吧？”
Yi Tiantian took two seconds to react, and finally nodded gently, "No, he was just going crazy just now and didn't touch me."
Xie Yi then nodded slightly, and the concerned expression on his face disappeared immediately, turning back into the cold-faced president.
Standing on the stage at the annual meeting, Xie Yi looked seriously at his subordinates as they began to deliver their speeches.
"Hello everyone, I'm Xie Yi. Last year, I was at..."
However, the subordinates in the audience didn't pay any attention to what Mr. Xie said, because they were all attracted by the contrast of Xie Yi!
"Although it may be a bit disrespectful, I think the leader and Mr. Xie are a perfect match!"
"Yes, yes, President Xie was so gentle when facing the leader just now, but now he has turned into that iceberg president again!"
"It's so nice to support CP in person! I'll be the first to support it!"