Chapter 936 Sister Xiangxiang, think about it, eat
It's been a slow season for news lately.
The big heads of entertainment news basically focus on the preparatory rounds of the Federal Live Annual Conference, while the small heads basically focus on movies, TV series, or feuds among wealthy families.
However, small self-media and public accounts cannot get access to this kind of news.
So this time, when a passerby reported the "Internet pervert" by real name, a small federal online media immediately took action, found some connections, and followed the police car to the house with a honking sound.
On the way, he directly started a live broadcast, holding the microphone, and excitedly said: "Hello everyone, we are from the Federal Public Know-It-All. We are currently on the front line of arresting perverted molesters..."
"We have now crossed xx Street. According to the information the police have, the person has been identified!"
Because it is a hot topic nowadays, there are quite a lot of people online.
To attract attention, the small media professionals naturally kept interacting with the comments. "Yes, we should pay attention to this kind of comments."
"Children are the flowers of our commonwealth and must be cherished."
"Those who extend their devil's claws to children are the scum of the universe."
He wrote with his brush and soon they arrived at their destination. The police officer got out of the car and he quickly followed. The group of people worked as fiercely as tigers and pushed open the door of the family's house.
But everything is completely different from what I imagined——
The person who opened the door was a scholar who wore glasses and looked very gentle.
He was also surprised to see the person outside the door.
After some communication, everyone discovered that it was the scholar's seven-year-old son who had stolen his projection ID in the living room and left messages online.
“…”
This, this news just disappeared like that?
No, no, the self-media people decided to save this topic!
He first recorded the video of the police officers "educating" the child, and then after they left, he applied for a private interview with the child.
"Why do children want to bite people recently?" Self-media people are very active now and have decided to publish a parenting science popularization issue. "Is it because their teeth are itchy?" If so, it is necessary to remind parents not to buy teething sticks when their children's teeth are itchy.
"No." The little kid shook his feet, "It's just that the sisters all smelled so delicious."
“……?”
The self-media person paused and said, kid, this statement is a little scary.
“Too delicious?”
"Hmm!" he said, his mouth gurgling, clear saliva dripping down the corner of his mouth. "I want to eat it so badly, but Daddy said I can't bite girls."
"If you bite another girl, I'll be responsible for her." The little kid showed a horrified expression, "Then my toys, my clothes, my crib, and everything I own will have to be shared with others!"
"Then why did you say before that you were going to bite your sister?"
The little boy chuckled twice, holding his face with his hands, his eyes rolling around, "Because the cutest sister in my class has also become fragrant, I would still be willing if she shared the food with me."
So you're quite principled?!
The self-media person was in a mess. His scholar father had already come over with tea. He listened to what his son said and rolled his eyes.
"What are you thinking? If you dare to bite someone else, I'll come right back and hit you twice."
"If you like that flavor, I'll buy it for you."
"purchase?"
"Yeah, this kid... there seems to be a little girl in his school who likes to wear a very fragrant perfume recently, and he likes it too."
The self-media people were wondering what kind of perfume it was when the doorbell rang again.
(End of this chapter)
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