Chapter 108 The Forgetful Bad Bunny
Double cultivation...
It’s definitely not possible at the moment.
This is no longer a question of whether or not there is a dual cultivation method, but a more complex question in another sense:
Nanwang had never thought about actually doing the things that a couple does with Annuo, even though their relationship was very, very close.
The acceptance of dual cultivation in the immortal cultivation world seems to be very high, but Nanwang is a modern man, and he still has some psychological problems with dual cultivation.
If someone else had proposed the idea of dual cultivation to him, he would have firmly refused. But if it was An Nuo——
You can't say no.
…but it’s not very good.
Nan Wang was in a tangle when suddenly An Nuo grabbed him by the collar.
Tutu pulled his clothes without any reason and pushed herself into his arms.
"Come on, let's practice together."
"Wait, wait, no, it's not that I can't, but it's not possible now, it's not possible now..."
Nan Wang tried his best to hold down Annuo's hand, so Annuo stopped and looked at him silently.
The night is the best fermenter of emotions, not to mention that Nan Wang is a cultivator. Even if it is pitch black around him, he can still see An Nuoxue's soft white hair, deep red eyes and the flickering light in her eyes.
He met Ann Nuo's pure and eager gaze, and for a moment he couldn't find the words to refuse.
He searched for a long time in his blank mind, and finally made up his mind and promised:
"You have to let me study it. It can't be completely useless after all this has been done. Let me study the dual cultivation method first, and then we can do it. Is that okay?"
Although An Nuo was somewhat reluctant, he still nodded obediently: "How long will it take you to study it?"
Nanwang said conservatively: "At least one..."
An Nuo's mouth corners drooped, and his pitiful look made Nan Wang, who was originally going to say "a year", unable to continue.
"One, one, one month."
Nan Wang stuttered.
An Nuo said dejectedly, "Okay, then one month. You must remember this after one month."
Nanwang: “…”
I've said such a big thing and suddenly I feel a little regretful.
Even the most common techniques would take him a year or two to learn. As for the more complicated dual cultivation techniques, it would take him quite a while to even understand them, right?
But since the promise has been made, then, then I have no choice but to go ahead...
…
Before dawn the next day, Nan Wang secretly bought back the "Qiuqi Huajin Fa" that had been confiscated by his third senior brother.
It is really not easy to avoid the eyes and ears of the Third Senior Brother. Usually, as long as he steps out of the Demon Sect, the Third Senior Brother will come to meet him at the first time even if he is in the tavern.
The good news is that secret realms have appeared frequently in the Northern Territory recently. Although Zhan Chenming has not received any letter of support for the secret realms for the time being, he also knows that he must prepare for the secret realms, so he has reduced his attention to the Southern Region.
Nan Wang seized the opportunity decisively, bought the "Qi Hua Jing Fa" under the cover of night, and ran back to the Tianmo Sect like a flash.
I have to say that as a dual cultivation method, "Qiongqi Huajin Fa" is indeed very exquisite.
It is not full of eye-catching and stimulating content from beginning to end, but a gradual progression from easy to difficult, incorporating the practice of exercises into various common or uncommon postures, ultimately achieving the goal of improving one's cultivation.
There is a reason why the Hehuan Sect attaches so much importance to this martial arts method. "Qiuqi Huajin Fa" is a masterpiece of dual cultivation between men that is praised by hundreds of schools of thought. Looking on the market, there is no other dual cultivation method more perfect than it.
Nanwang read "The Qiyi Method of Transforming Strength" with the mentality of studying hard, but he was quickly immersed in it and couldn't extricate himself for a long time.
Most of the exercises are boring, the content is extremely profound, and the operation is extremely difficult, which is no different from reading a mystery.
"The Strange Method of Boosting Strength" is different. It contains very few words and mostly pictures. Those pictures are vivid and in-depth, and very easy to understand. Even a cultivator like Nanwang who has no talent for martial arts can easily grasp the core of the method.
For the first time in his life, Nan Wang immersed himself in the practice of martial arts and even entered a mysterious state of meditation.
After entering into meditation, even without looking at the exercises, Nanwang could recall all the contents of the exercises in his mind, truly achieving mastery of them.
——At least I don’t have to flip through books halfway through my dual studies.
Since "Qiongqi Huajin Fa" is a martial arts method completely led by the superior, even if the inferior does not learn it at all, he can practice dual cultivation under the guidance of the superior, so Nanwang did not let An Nuo study with him.
However, in "Qiuqi Huajin Fa", the superior who is the leader gains a lot, while the inferior ones are like cauldrons, gaining very little, and it is good enough if they don't have their cultivation sucked back.
Of course, Nan Wang would not treat An Nuo as a cauldron. He would try to operate the technique in the most fair way so that both of them could benefit from it as much as possible.
After studying to this point, Nan Wang finally understood how outrageous it was for him to use Annuo's name as an excuse when he asked Zhong Wangsheng about the Qiongqi Huajin method.
This was equivalent to him trying to serve as a cauldron for Annuo. Regardless of whether he was capable of being a cauldron with his cultivation level, the behavior itself was too ugly. It was completely an inferior trying to please a superior, so Zhong Wangsheng reacted so strongly and his emotions were so intense.
Zhong Wangsheng practiced the "Qiuqi Huajin Method" alone and didn't want Annuo to know about it, just to prevent him from being a cauldron.
Thinking about it this way, Zhong Wang is actually quite nice to strangers...
If Nan Wang had not read the original novel and knew what the male protagonist Zhong Wangsheng would do in the future, he might really treat Zhong Wangsheng as his good brother.
Who could have imagined that fate could be so absurd? It seems that everyone involved has their own difficulties and is helpless.
…
For a monk, a one-month deadline is just a blink of an eye.
During this month, in order to get used to the state of dual cultivation in advance, Nan Wang slept with An Nuo every night, and did not allow An Nuo to turn into a rabbit. An Nuo had to stay in human form all the time.
On weekdays, he and Annuo would spend the whole day together, even when they were practicing, they would stick together.
As for food, Nan Wang, with the secret idea of "feeding Annuo a little fatter before taking action", prepares delicious food for Annuo in different ways every day.
Barbecue, fried chicken, spiritual fruit juice, spicy rabbit head...all rich in fish and meat, almost non-stop.
Unfortunately, it is not easy for people who practice Taoism to gain weight. Nan Wangma fed An Nuo non-stop for a month, and only made him a little fatter. When he transformed into his original form, he looked rounder. His human form did not change at all, and he was still that soft and small white-haired boy.
On the day when the one-month deadline was up, Nanwang used all his skills to prepare three extremely sumptuous meals, and even added a deer penis soup to the dinner to make it more obvious.
Annuo ate until his mouth was full of oil, and he lay down on the bed with a satisfied look on his full belly.
The fair wrists hung on the side of the bed, inviting to touch like a piece of jade.
Nanwang couldn't help but hold Annuo's wrist and hold him in his arms.
An Nuo rubbed Nan Wang's chest and closed his eyes happily.
Nan Wang's heart was beating very fast and his whole body was shaking uncontrollably.
The night is as cool as water, and the cicadas are chirping.
The moonlight was like a curtain, wrapping the two of them together and making them one.
Then, Nanwang just stayed like this... until dawn.
The rabbit, who was soundly sleeping in his arms, smacked his lips and talked in his sleep.
"Good time... Another bowl."
Nanwang: “…”
He looked at the morning light outside the window and silently found an excuse for An Nuo -
The problem should be that everyone has different judgments on the length of "one month". He thinks the deadline is today, but Annuo thinks it is tomorrow... right?
One month and one day later, An Nuo was soundly sleeping.
After one month and two days, An Nuo was soundly sleeping.
One month and three days, Annuo...
Nan Wang couldn't help it.
He grabbed An Nuo's earlobe and said in a bad tone, "Did you forget something?"
An Nuo turned his head, pulled the ear out of Nan Wang's hand, and said innocently:
"What?"
Nan Wang gritted his teeth and said, "There is a secret place tomorrow. Qi Wuqi and the others are going there. I plan to follow them secretly. What are your plans?"
An Nuo said eagerly, "Of course I plan to go with you. Are you going to leave me alone?"
Nanwang: “…”
OK, now it's confirmed.
This heartless and forgetful rabbit has completely forgotten what happened a month ago!
He had prepared diligently for a whole month, and even as soon as he closed his eyes, the scene of "The Qiqi Huajin Method" would appear in his mind. But this bad rabbit just said it casually and didn't take the dual cultivation seriously at all!
Maybe in Tutu's eyes, double cultivation is no different from adding an extra dish in the evening, just a trivial matter.
The next morning, An Nuo looked at the porridge with only a few grains of rice and a plate of green vegetables and asked blankly, "Is this all we're going to eat today?"
Nan Wang said coldly: "We are going to the secret realm, so eat light."
The not-so-picky rabbit chewed some greens and asked, "Why do we have to eat light food when we go to the secret place?"
Nanwang said: "Because it can cure forgetfulness."
An Nuo: “?”
I don’t quite understand.
But it doesn’t matter, rabbits can also eat vegetables.
Chew chew chew.
Nan Wang looked at Annuo coldly for a while, and finally, under Annuo's pitiful little eyes, he took out a roasted rabbit that he had not finished eating last night from his storage bag.
"Yeah."
Annuo happily rushed over to bite the rabbit, but his open mouth didn't bite the rabbit, but hit a wall instead.
Nan Wang held An Nuo's mouth in his palm, looked deeply into An Nuo's pure and flawless red eyes, and said condescendingly:
"You must remember what I say from now on. If it happens again, you will never be able to eat the food I cook again. Do you remember?"
Annuo was puzzled but nodded fearfully.
The next second, Nanwang let go of his hand, and Annuo instantly forgot his fear, happily bit the roasted rabbit, and started tearing it apart with his hands and feet.
Nanwang: “…”
He finally realized that this rabbit's memory might only last three seconds.
It's simply impossible to expect him to remember anything.