"Daddy, you don't understand. When you're out in the world, you can't do without some preparation. These are all essential items."
The little furball said in a serious tone, and then began to introduce the product, taking a black bottle.
Fu Yunchen recognized it immediately: "Chili powder."
The little furball retorted, "What chili powder! This is called 'Spicy Fearless,' it's incredibly potent. If it accidentally gets into your eyes or nose, you'll definitely jump up and down, tears streaming down your face and snot flying everywhere. Something this powerful deserves a sophisticated and meaningful name."
Fu Yunchen: "..."
He then picked up a small yellow bottle and looked at the little furball.
The little furball completely forgot its earlier tension and instead enthusiastically introduced, "This is called 'One-Check-No.' As long as you apply it to an item, you can get away with any machine inspection or quality control. It's an excellent tool for deceiving the heavens and the seas."
"And this green bottle, it's called 'Half-Step Down'. Just pour a tiny bit of it into your drink and you'll be knocked out instantly, even if you're usually a heavy drinker. It's a great helper for drinking contests, and you can even use it as a drug occasionally."
"By the way, this is really powerful. Just a whiff of it will make someone lose their senses immediately. I remember last time I let a bad guy smell it, he immediately lost his mind and took off all his clothes. So I named it 'Strip Naked'."
"This box of incense is even more potent. Once mixed in with a cosmetic box, it won't dissipate for a long time after use, unless there's an antidote, which of course costs money..."
The little furball proudly introduced the story, becoming more and more enthusiastic as it went on.
Fu Yunchen's lips curved slightly, even revealing a hint of a smile.
Although Xiao Maotuan didn't grow up by his side, she was the most lively and intelligent one. Although Yi Tianran wasn't very serious, she was extremely interesting when it came to teaching children.
When the little furball saw Fu Yunchen looking at his baby, he immediately raised his eyebrows and grinned mischievously: "Daddy, have you also set your sights on something? No problem, I have all the channels for that."
“Let’s keep things clear, father and son. I can give Dad a special internal price, and if Dad needs enough, I can even give him an internal group purchase price.”
Fu Yunchen raised an eyebrow and glanced at his buttocks: "Internal group purchase price? Are you sure?"
The little furball immediately covered his bottom and took a step back, laughing sheepishly, "No need, Daddy, take them all if you like, consider it your son's way of showing respect."
So Daddy confiscated everything, and now...
"By the way, Little Furball, how much of your first test kit is left?"
Faced with her mother's question, the little furball looked a little guilty: "That's all..."
"Strip naked?" she continued. Fu Yunchen was right; they couldn't always fight hand-to-hand. Ranged attacks were actually safer.
Little fluffy ball: "That's all..."
Yi Tianran frowned: "Used it so quickly? What about the Half-Step Fall?"
The little furball shrank its neck: "It's...gone too..."
"..." Yi Tianran paused for a moment, then said, "I clearly remember that you had half a bottle left before you left... Are you unwilling to give it to me? Even mothers and sons should keep their accounts clear?"
Seeing that he could no longer hide the truth, the little furball could only say with a mournful face, "Daddy took them all away..."
So he quickly recounted what had happened.
After hearing everything, Yi Tianran fell silent for a moment, and then said, "Little fluffy ball, you... have been tricked by your daddy. You don't even have any tools. Running away will be... very difficult."
The mother and son were plunged into deep sorrow, all of which was witnessed by Fu Yunchen through surveillance cameras.
...
The next morning, the three of them went to the airport.
Having learned from past mistakes, Fu Yunchen was naturally extremely vigilant. Although the mother and son cooperated very well after he searched all their tools—one reading an English novel and the other playing games on his phone—Fu Yunchen saw through their appearances and clearly saw that the word "restless" was written on their souls.
Soon it was time to board. Fu Yunchen led them through the green channel, but they were stopped when it came time to check their tickets.
"Sir, there's a problem with your passport. Please wait a moment while we verify it again."
Fu Yunchen frowned.
Soon, several uniformed police officers strode over.
One of the sheriffs sized them up, his gaze landing on Yi Tianran: "Miss, do you know this gentleman?" He pointed to Fu Yunchen.
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