Chapter 127 Magical Honey
"Xiao Fang, where did you buy the honey you gave me last time?"
In the local news department of Tong City, Xiangfang had just arrived at the office early in the morning and sorted out the documents on the desk to make room for breakfast. He was holding a bun in his mouth when Sister Hong came in from outside, as if she had just arrived.
Xiangfang quickly took the bun and replied, "It was given to me by someone when I went to Yanggou Village in Donghua Town for an interview. What's the matter?"
Sister Hong smiled a little embarrassedly, "I remember they gave you two bottles, right? Where's the other one?"
Xia Wu gave Xiangfang two bottles of honey as a thank you. After he came back, Xiangfang asked his boss to do his own media, which caused Sister Hong to work overtime. So he gave one of the bottles of honey to Sister Hong. The other bottle was originally left in the office tea room, but was seen by the boss. He drank it several times and said it tasted good. He said goodbye to Xiangfang and took the honey home.
Xiangfang slapped his forehead at that time and sighed at his own stupidity. He was thinking of giving it to Sister Hong, so why didn't he think of giving it to the leader?
With his level of sensitivity, he probably won't be promoted for another ten or eight years.
Later, Xiangfang put this matter behind him.
He manages several self-media accounts, and has to think about what videos or articles to post every day, and his hair has almost fallen out by half.
After I told Sister Hong about it, she said with a hint of regret, "It was taken away by the boss. Forget it. Do you still have the contact information of the girl I interviewed? I'll add her and ask if she has any honey for sale. My family enjoys it very much. I plan to buy some more."
This time the direction was unexpected. Previously, a colleague from the next department came to sell honey raised by his relatives, but Sister Hong didn't buy it. She said that scientific research showed that honey actually had no health benefits, and if it had such effects, it would be better to do more beauty treatments such as photorejuvenation.
"Sister Hong, does this honey really taste that good?"
"Xiao Fang, I remember you're often constipated, right? Have you ever drunk it?"
Xiangfang was a little embarrassed. He was indeed prone to constipation. As a grown man, he had not eaten much vegetables since he was a child. When he first joined the department, he was still young. He often got acne on his face and his mouth smelled bad. He was distressed every time he couldn't defecate for several days. Later, after he had a good relationship with Sister Hong, Sister Hong recommended him to see an old Chinese doctor. She vowed that the old Chinese doctor was particularly good at treating this problem. He went to see the doctor and took medicine for half a month. He was indeed much better.
"No, I haven't. I've been so busy that I haven't had much water lately."
It would have been fine if Sister Hong hadn't said it, but as soon as she said it, Xiangfang remembered that he seemed to have not gone to the toilet for four or five days.
No, I have to drink some prune juice, otherwise I will definitely have stools full of stones.
Only people with constipation know the pain of constipation.
"Then you should try drinking honey water. Let me tell you, my husband is exactly like you. He has a lot of internal heat and doesn't like to eat vegetables or fruits. He smokes and drinks, so it's normal for him not to have sex in a week. As for his bad breath, it's just like when he first started dating, I kissed him a few times. We were in love and didn't mind, but after we had a child, I never touched his mouth again. His mouth is like he's eaten a dead rat!"
What Sister Hong said made people feel like they were there. Xiangfang subconsciously covered his mouth and blew out a breath. Oh my god, his mouth couldn’t be that smelly, right?
Fortunately, there were few people in the office and his and Sister Hong's workstations were far apart. Otherwise, how could they have endured his interview?
"I don't know how many pills he's taken and how many doctors he's seen. He's quit smoking and drinking, taken medication, and finally his constipation has gotten a little better. He used to go for over a week without pooping, but now he can at least go once every four or five days. Isn't that worrying?"
Although Sister Hong doesn't kiss her lover, after all, they are a middle-aged couple, and Xiangfang can understand that, but from her worried tone, it seems that the relationship between the couple is not bad.
Sister Hong said, "I took the honey you gave me last time and left it at home without thinking of drinking it. I don't know how he found it and drank it. After he finished drinking it, he told me and asked if I had any more honey at home. He said that he had been drinking a glass of honey water every day recently, and his toileting was much more normal, and he could go to the toilet every day."
The two of them had a really good relationship, all they talked about was shit and piss. Xiangfang looked at the bun in his hand and lost his appetite. He put it aside and continued to ask, "Is my brother-in-law allergic to honey?"
"Impossible. He said drinking honey worked, so I went to the supermarket and bought him another bottle. A small bottle cost over a hundred yuan, but it didn't work. Isn't that strange?"
"Is the honey I gave you useful?"
"It seems so. I was just saying that my wife's face seems to be less red and her mouth doesn't smell as bad recently. Maybe it really works. Give me your contact information and I'll buy another bottle to try."
Sister Hong's words were amazing, and Xiangfang was successfully led by her. She gave her Xia Wu's contact information and said, "I'll tell her. If it really works for my brother-in-law, tell me so I can buy some and try it too."
"Okay," Sister Hong added Xia Wu's contact information and quickly started chatting with Xia Wu, asking about the price. "Wow, a bottle of honey costs two hundred yuan, it's really not cheap! Xiao Fang, have you been to her place? Is it pure honey? I heard that some honey on the market now even has sugar added."
"It's quite expensive, so it should be true. I haven't been to where she keeps bees."
"Forget it, forget it. Even if it's fake, it works. I'll buy a bottle and try it first."
A few days later, Sister Hong said to Xiangfang cheerfully, "I got the honey I bought a few days ago. Knowing we're colleagues, the girl even gave me a bottle of raspberry jam. Honestly, her honey is really good and works. My wife soaked it in water and drank it that day, and it worked that evening. Isn't that amazing?"
Xiangfang was surprised. "Is it really that useful?"
"Well, you tell me. My wife rarely praises me for my shopping skills. I'm planning to buy two more bottles so I can try it myself. I heard honey can beautify the skin."
Sister Hong’s husband is a small business owner who owns an appraisal institute. He is considered one of the top people in the industry and is not short of money.
A few days ago, you said that honey was expensive at two hundred yuan a bottle, but today you just bought it without any care.
Xiangfang asked Sister Hong to buy more bottles so that he could try them too.
There are many people suffering from constipation in contemporary society, and I don’t know how many young people are troubled by this.
They have no choice. They often eat unhealthy takeout and sit for long periods of time at work, which reduces gastrointestinal motility. In addition, the pressure of survival makes them anxious, which also affects this aspect.
After buying the honey, Xiangfang couldn't wait to try it. Just as Sister Hong said, this thing is as effective as a suppository, but not as embarrassing as a suppository.
And drinking a cup every morning makes me feel energetic all day long.
After drinking it for a while, Sister Hong asked Xiangfang if her skin had improved. Xiangfang couldn't tell. However, people from other departments who hadn't seen Sister Hong for a while said that her skin had become rosy and shiny when they suddenly saw her. I don't know if it was an exaggeration or the truth.
Sister Hong firmly believed that it was the effect of honey, so she ordered several bottles and decided to let other people in the family drink it as well.
Sister Hong was not the only one who discovered that the honey produced from Xiawu Mountain had miraculous effects, but they drank it quietly and did not advertise it to others.
After all, constipation is embarrassing for everyone, even the seemingly glamorous boss is no exception.
Xia Wu definitely didn't know that Xia Heng had been secretly buying honey from her many times and was almost becoming a regular customer.
In order to buy honey without being discovered, Xia Heng even registered a second account.
The last jar of honey was almost empty again. Xia Heng, who was busy with work, just realized it. However, if he placed an order now, the courier would arrive within two days at the latest. He easily switched to his WeChat secondary account, and after double-checking that there was no problem, he sent a message to Xia Wu: "Xia Xia, I want to buy five jars of honey, still the same address~"
Pink goddess avatar, playful and cute emoticons, and words with wavy lines.
Xia Heng firmly believed that as long as he disguised himself well, Xia Wu would never guess that he bought it!!!
"Why are so many people buying honey these past few days?" Xia Wu muttered to herself after seeing the new message. She only had seven or eight boxes of bees, so the honey supply was limited. After Yangmei's beverage stall was set up, she needed a lot of honey, and they all bought it from her. Then there were some regular honey buyers in the group, and Xiangfang's senior also bought a lot. Xia Wu checked the inventory and found that there were only five cans of honey left. She typed quickly: "Sorry, sister, the honey is sold out. The earliest it will be available is next month."
It’s been hot recently, so Xia Wu doesn’t want to collect honey too often, as the little bees are having a hard time.
But she didn't know that Xia Heng's world had collapsed.
He can't leave honey!!!
Many top doctors couldn’t cure his constipation, but Xia Wu’s honey could!
Even though he said he didn't want to see Xia Wu, in fact, after leaving Yanggou Village last time, thanks to Honey, he had been paying close attention to Xia Wu's movements in private.
He even became a big buyer of honey.
He drank it with water and spread it on bread, and he never suffered from constipation again.
And he seems to be a little more handsome than before!
No! The honey cannot be cut off!
Xia Heng sent a message: "Ah~ How come it's gone? There's no money to pay?"
"Really? If you're in a hurry, you can look at other honey shops first."
Xia Heng: “…”
He had tried other honeys a long time ago. Even those claiming to be pure honey from century-old trees had little effect on him. Not only were they useless, but they were also more expensive than the honey sold by Xia Wu.
Xia Heng didn't even know how Xia Wu raised bees. This little girl was really good at it.
He didn't dare to continue pestering Xia Wu and asking her for honey, so he had to give up for the time being.
Seeing that it was only the beginning of the month, Xia Heng couldn't sit still anymore. If he waited until next month, he would probably suffocate to death.
How about taking a break and going to see Xiao Wu?
Xia Heng fell into deep thought.
It's time for her to stop being angry. Her family just wants her to accept Xiaowei, not to drive her away. Is it necessary for her to completely stop contacting her family?
Xia Heng sent a message to his secretary, "I'm taking a two-day vacation. If you have anything urgent, please contact me. If it's not urgent, please don't bother me."
After not visiting Donghua Town for a few months, it seemed that there was no change. It was only when Xia Heng walked near Yanggou Village that he gradually noticed the changes.
The scenery is still pleasant. There are many places under construction. There is a shed under the shade of a big tree on the roadside. It turns out to be a barbecue stall. There is also a drink stall not far away.
At the intersection leading to another village, you can see adults and children walking in with swimming rings and water guns. Xia Heng didn't drive today. The last time he went to Donghua Town, he scratched the chassis of his car.
It's okay to scratch it, but driving is really tiring.
Xia Heng was dressed casually today, wearing sunglasses, looking clean and fresh. Even though the sunglasses covered most of his face, it was still clear that he was good-looking. A little girl nearby was secretly taking a photo of him, but Xia Heng ignored it.
He has been the center of attention wherever he goes since he was a child, and he has long been used to it.
Everyone in Xia Wu's fan group knows that a big programmer in the group created a small communication forum. At the beginning, it was because there were too many active people in the group. During the peak chat period, everyone sent messages together, and the messages refreshed the screen too quickly, making it easy for people to miss important information. The communication forum came into being. Everyone can post freely in the forum without worrying about the messages being washed away.
I didn’t expect that after the forum was created, it would become so popular. Everyone turned to the forum and felt that communication was more convenient.
The most popular posts in the forum are of course related to Yanggou Village. Everyone plays Yanggou Village as if it were the Stardew Valley game, discovering different NPCs, delicious food, and places to visit, and then posting them on the forum as a small guide.
Many people in Yanggou Village grow vegetables and raise chickens, and also sell them outside. Sometimes, people who come to visit cannot buy things from Xiawu Mountain, so they will come to the village to buy agricultural products.
After a while, people on the forum almost knew all the villagers in Yanggou Village. Some people even posted to share gossip about the village. In short, it was very lively.
The most popular post on the forum these days is a list of the most charming villagers in Yanggou Village compiled by a fan. Men and women alike can vote to be on the list. Fans were very enthusiastic and quickly voted Xia Wu to the top of the charm list.
In second place was Xia Zhi, the supervisor of the Haotang Village B&B. Third was the new agricultural doctor Jiang Xun. Fourth was Xia Wu's secretary Zhao Jing. Fifth was Yang Mei, the milk tea girl who had just returned to set up shop.
There are only a few young people in the village, so the ranking is relatively fair. Yang Shuhua is also in the forum, and he was very indignant when he saw that his ranking was about to fall out of the top ten.
He could understand why Xia Wu, Xia Zhi and other good-looking people were ranked ahead of him, but why was even Yang Guoen ranked ahead of him?
Many people commented that the barbecue Yang Guoen grilled was so delicious that it filled the gap of Yanggou Village's lack of barbecue stalls.
Yang Shuhua: “…”
This post added another option. Someone posted a secretly taken photo of Xia Heng on the forum and asked: "Handsome guy who just came into the village! Super handsome! He seems to know Xia Xia. I heard him ask when he was buying bayberry fruit tea!"
"Holy crap! A magical item! I could even play on a slide on this nose bridge. I noticed the drop rate of handsome men and beautiful women in Yanggou Village is a bit high, isn't it?"
"Hasn't this something we've all been discussing for a long time? Even though there aren't many young people, the probability of a beautiful woman emerging is truly high!"
"I feel like the mountains and rivers here nourish the people. The children in their village are not ugly. At most they get a little tanned."
"Have you seen Miss Yangmei's daughter? She's super cute! Even though I don't like children, I think she's so adorable!"
"Hey, hey, hey, is this post off? Hello? This is a post about handsome guys. If anyone knows this handsome guy, please come out and chat with him. If he doesn't have a girlfriend, I've decided to strike up a conversation with him!"
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