Chapter 325 Funny
"Wishful thinking!" the emperor shouted angrily.
"Brother, do you think that I am not capable of doing this?" The King of Yue pulled the corner of his mouth, "To be honest..."
"I am destined to be an immortal, and you are just an ordinary person. How dare you dare to attack my immortal body? Who gave you the courage? Aren't you afraid of retribution?"
King Yue: "..."
At this time, he was still thinking about becoming an immortal.
I really don’t know what to say.
The King of Yue suddenly found it funny.
It’s funny that when the emperor was about to lose his life, his mind was full of thoughts about ascending to heaven and becoming an immortal.
What’s even funnier is that it was this person who actually took away the throne that should have belonged to him.
But this joke should end.
He ended it himself.
King Yue took a knife from the guard beside him. Under the candlelight, the blade emitted a gloomy and cold light.
The cold light soon reached the emperor.
Panic and fear finally appeared in the emperor's eyes. When the King of Yue saw this scene, he was very satisfied and even felt that the panic and fear were not enough.
What can increase panic and fear is pain and blood.
The cold light in the King of Yue's hand was getting closer and closer.
The emperor subconsciously stepped back, staggered, and finally fell to the ground.
Following the sound of "dong", there was a "puff" sound.
The puffing sound was long and far-reaching, and finally had a sharp ending like a whistle, followed by an unbearable stench.
The emperor even covered his stomach with his hands, looking painful.
King Yue was stunned for a moment, "What happened?"
"I think I ate something bad for dinner. My stomach hurts so badly." The emperor's face turned pale. He had to hold back his breath when he spoke, gritting his teeth, "Someone come quickly, I need to go to the toilet!"
King Yue: "..."
The person he wanted to kill actually needed to go to the toilet and couldn't hold it back?
I have never encountered such a speechless thing!
It would be fine to just kill the emperor at this time, but if there was shit and urine all over the place, wouldn't it make him look like he had lost all his power? How would others talk about him as a tyrant?
They would definitely say that he couldn't even kill people properly! The corners of King Yue's mouth twitched for a long time, and he raised his hand, "Take him to the toilet!"
He is not worthy of using a toilet now! "Yes." Seeing this, the guards beside him hurriedly took the emperor, who was farting continuously, gritting his teeth and holding on, and might give up at any time, to the toilet.
The outhouse is located in the southwest corner of the courtyard. It is usually used by palace maids. Although it is cleaned regularly, it is very simple.
A hole was dug underground and the jar was buried in it, and wooden boards were placed on top of the jar for people to step on and use when they came to relieve themselves.
The emperor had never used such a toilet before, and didn't know how to use it. However, his stomach ached so badly that the stinking substance seemed to be about to burst out at any time. The guards beside him kept urging him...
Feeling upset, the emperor stepped directly onto the wooden board.
The floor vat was quite large, with the wooden board hanging a lot in the air, making a creaking sound when someone stepped on it.
The emperor was terrified when he saw this and shouted, "Go get me a toilet!"
These guards were all under the King of Yue. They didn't take the King's words to heart at all. They just thought he wanted to escape while he was looking for trouble. They were quite impatient and said, "The King ordered you to solve it here!"
After saying that, he pulled the emperor and pressed him onto the ground jar.
(End of this chapter)
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