It was only after Duan Tingxuan asked that he realized that the momentum he had built up was gone. He felt a little embarrassed because of the embarrassment on his face, but his desire for the duck still outweighed the idea of raising an army to accuse him. The young marquis was also helpless. Once the hidden foodie's love for food was aroused, even he could not control this obsession.
"Oh, duck, how can it be so fast? I'll let Honglian prepare it in the kitchen. I'll invite you to try the roast duck I made tomorrow." Su Nuannuan changed her previous attitude of deep hatred for the scumbag and invited him very warmly and thoughtfully. From her expression, she really looked like she was going to change her ways and be a good wife and mother from now on, but her rolling eyes revealed that she was definitely not repenting.
"What do you want to do now? I'm warning you, don't play any tricks anymore. My patience is limited." Duan Tingxuan was not a fool either. He immediately became alert and looked at Su Nuannuan with a look that said "I see through everything."
Normally, after hearing such a shameless warning from the scumbag, Su Nuannuan would have used the Foshan Shadowless Kick to greet him. But at this moment, she strangely didn't care at all, and repeated the previous question with excitement: "It's the Kung Fu you used to fly just now, what is it? Chasing the cicada in eight steps? Crossing the river with a reed? Climbing on a duckweed..."
"What a mess?" Duan Tingxuan said with disdain: "That's just ordinary light-body kung fu. Don't you know how to fly over eaves and walk on walls? I'm just a little better than those bandits. What steps and greed? Are you mocking me for being greedy?"
Generation gap, this is the generation gap, not across the era, but across two time and space. The scumbag actually linked the eight steps to chase the cicada with greed, Su Nuannuan was speechless. She had to explain patiently: "I'm not mocking your greed, this greed is the cicada, the cicada chirping on the tree, you... don't you have a name for such a good light body skill? That's not what it says in the novel."
Duan Tingxuan finally understood what she meant. He couldn't help but feel angry and amused. He shook his head and said, "I see. Those legendary stories are just for fun. Who told you to take them seriously? A light-body skill can be used to do so many things. Chasing the cicada in eight steps or crossing the river on a reed are all light-body skills, aren't they?"
At this point, he suddenly felt strange. He looked Su Nuannuan up and down for a few times. The young marquis couldn't help but stroke his smooth chin and said in deep thought: "You are so easy to talk to today. You clearly set a row of mousetraps to murder your husband before, but now you don't even mention it? And you are still so enthusiastic? Humph! If you are too attentive for no reason, you are either a traitor or a thief. Tell me, what are you planning?"
"I want to learn Qinggong."
The scumbag is not stupid. Since this is the case, Su Nuannuan simply doesn't beat around the bush and goes straight to the point.
"Don't even think about it."
Duan Tingxuan refused without a second thought: "Why would you, a wife of a prince, learn Qinggong? You don't want to be a female thief, do you? I tell you, don't be fooled by those vernacular novels. How can female thieves be as glorious as described in the books? In recent years, because this kind of books can make money, many people like to read them, even girls in the boudoir are no exception. There are those unscrupulous booksellers who collude with some poor scholars to write such books. I don't know how many girls have been harmed. The women's prison in Shuntian Prefecture is almost full. Although you are domineering and cruel, you have no problem with your brain. You used to sneer at those girls as fools, but now you are..."
"Who said I want to be a female thief?" Su Nuannuan gritted her teeth and glared at Duan Tingxuan: "Why would I choose such a hopeless and high-risk career? With my current cooking skills, can't I make a fortune? Don't judge me by your own standards."
"Oh, that's really high-sounding." Duan Tingxuan clapped his hands with his mouth tilted, "Then I'm curious, may I ask, grandma, why do you suddenly want to learn this light body kung fu?"
"To kick you." Su Nuannuan was angered by the scumbag's contemptuous attitude, and simply revealed her true nature as a shrew: "Last time you were sitting at the table and eating my chive dumplings, I couldn't kick you out even though I had such a great opportunity. It was really a pity, so I thought about it and thought that if I also knew light body kung fu and could move as fast as a rabbit, I would be able to hit you successfully when you were caught off guard."
Duan Tingxuan's sarcastic smile froze on his face, and slowly disappeared. The young marquis's expression was as ugly as if he had just eaten a pile of shit. Looking at the woman in front of him with her head held high, his voice seemed to be squeezed out from between his teeth, and he said word by word: "You asked me to teach you light body kung fu, so you wanted to kick me away, and you said it so openly, do you think I will teach you if you are more honest?"
"Even if I don't say it, you will teach me," Su Nuannuan asked with a sneer.
"So you know that I can't possibly teach you, but you just want to satisfy your desire to talk?" The young marquis nodded as if he suddenly understood something. That's what he said. This woman's head doesn't look like she's been kicked by a donkey. She shouldn't be so stupid.
"Wrong, you will definitely teach me, even if I tell you the real purpose." Su Nuannuan put on a cheerful look and made the assertion with a smile.
"Did you believe some rumors like there's water in my head or I was just kicked by a donkey?" It's no wonder Duan Tingxuan had such doubts. Apart from that, he couldn't find any other reason to explain Su Nuannuan's behavior.
"Do you think I'm the kind of silly woman who believes everything she hears?" Su Nuannuan rolled her eyes. Her crude action seemed cute, a feeling Duan Tingxuan had never experienced before. He didn't ask any more questions. Since Su Nuannuan was so sure, it seemed that this woman had some support. He waited to hear the other party's conditions. Sure enough, Su Nuannuan stretched out a finger and said, "One month, I'll let you come here to eat and drink for a month, how about it?"
"Are you mistaken? This is the Marquis' Mansion, and you are my wife..." Duan Tingxuan immediately got angry and started yelling. Before he could finish, Su Nuannuan waved her hand and said, "Abandoned wife, please be careful with your words, my lord. From the moment you sent the three of us to Meiyue Tower, I have become an abandoned wife."
"Do you have a divorce letter?" Duan Tingxuan sneered. Seeing Su Nuannuan was stunned, he laughed proudly for a few times, then paused and said with a curled lip: "How can you call her an abandoned woman without a divorce letter? You should be careful with your words."
"How can someone be so shameless?" Su Nuannuan pointed at Duan Tingxuan angrily, "You scumbag."
"Same here, you vicious woman." Duan Tingxuan did not give in at all, and said with a mocking look on his face, "So you understand? When I come here to eat, it's not called freeloading."
"Since I'm not an abandoned wife, the kitchen should have my share, right? It's just right, so I don't have to cook every day. Come over whenever you want, I'll ask the kitchen to bring your meal." You have a plan, I have a ladder, Su Nuannuan clapped her hands leisurely: Haha! Is it so easy to eat her food? You are too naive, scumbag.
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