"Sorry, I forgot to untie it for you."
Xiao Chen said as he patted Xiao Zhuo twice.
"You...what did you do to me!"
Xiao Zhuo stared at Xiao Chen and said in horror.
"Nothing, don't get excited. Come on, tell me what explosive news you found recently? For example, which female celebrity cheated again, which male celebrity had sex in a car again, etc."
Xiao Chen asked with a gossipy look on his face.
“…”
Xiao Zhuo wiped the blood off his face and almost cursed, "I'm in this fucking situation, and I'm telling you your sister is cheating on her, I'm telling you your sister is having sex in the car!"
"Don't you have a lot of explosive information? Tell me."
Xiao Chen felt unhappy when he saw Xiao Zhuo didn't say anything.
"You...you hit me, this matter won't just end like this."
Xiao Zhuo glared at Xiao Chen and said angrily.
"Hey, are you threatening me again?"
Xiao Chen raised his eyebrows and raised his hand.
When Xiao Zhuo saw Xiao Chen raising his hand, he shrank his neck in fear. Xiao Chen's ferocity just now really scared him.
"Xiao Zhuo, aren't you China's number one paparazzi? You must have a lot of explosive information. I don't need you to give me the hard stuff, just tell me some random stuff."
Xiao Chen looked at Xiao Zhuo.
"How about we play a game? You have three minutes to reveal something. If you don't reveal anything in three minutes, I'll slap you."
“…”
Xiao Zhuo was about to cry when he heard Xiao Chen's words.
He did have a lot of information, but he was saving that information to sell for money!
"Start keeping track of time from now on."
Xiao Chen glanced at his watch and said something.
“…”
Xiao Zhuo didn't say anything. He was thinking about what to say to fool Xiao Chen.
Time passes by second by second.
Pop.
Before Xiao Zhuo could think of what to say, Xiao Chen slapped him in the face.
"You...why are you hitting me!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face, shocked and angry.
"It's three minutes."
Xiao Chen said this calmly, then looked down at his watch and started counting the time again.
Xiao Zhuo looked at Xiao Chen's actions and shuddered in his heart. Is this guy really going to fight?
This time, he didn't dare to hesitate any longer. He was already in a bad enough state. If he got slapped a few more times, he would have a severe concussion.
"I'm telling you, a month ago, Wu Yue and Zhang Liming went on vacation to an island country..."
"Wu Yue? Doesn't she have a husband? And Zhang Liming, he also has a wife, right?"
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment.
"Yes, a married woman and a married man."
Xiao Zhuo nodded quickly.
"Oh, what a pair of dogs and bitches."
Xiao Chen grinned.
"Well, you just filmed them on vacation? Are there any details? It would be interesting if you could include some details...like the one-finger Zen, butt-touching, etc."
"Um, one of my friends took a photo of them having sex in the car."
"Where's the photo? Let me see it."
Xiao Chen's eyes lit up.
“On the computer in the studio.”
"Okay, then go on."
"A week ago, the young actress Sun Xiaotian got a boyfriend and we took a photo of her..."
"Fuck, you guys are so boring. It's none of your business whether someone has a boyfriend or not. Why are you filming this?"
Xiao Chen had no interest in this, it was not exciting at all, so he interrupted it directly and said with contempt.
"Well, it's not that we're bored, it's that her fans are interested... If there's a sale, then we'll take the photo."
Xiao Zhuo explained.
"Will you sell the photos to those media?"
"right."
"As for other things, remember, don't tell me who's in love or divorced. It has nothing to do with me and I'm not interested."
Xiao Chen waved his hand.
"Tell me more about cheating and stuff like that."
“…”
Xiao Zhuo was speechless. His cheating has nothing to do with you!
But after thinking about it, he said, "Three months ago, one of my men photographed Wu Zhen in Thailand. He took a woman away from a nightclub..."
"What? Whore-mongering?"
Xiao Chen asked hurriedly.
"Well, prostitutes are popular, but we found out later that the woman was a shemale."
Xiao Zhuo nodded.
"Fuck, he hired a shemale. This guy has really strong tastes."
Xiao Chen grinned, this kind of material is still interesting!
"Keep going."
"Let me think about it..."
"Well, think quickly, no more than three minutes."
Xiao Zhuo thought hard, there were some big news that he really didn't want to reveal, as they could be sold for a seven-digit price if he kept it!
Bang!
Just as he was thinking about it, Xiao Chen slapped him again, and his face felt burning with pain.
"you……"
"Calm down, I'm just reminding you that you've exceeded three minutes."
Xiao Chen said lightly.
“…”
Xiao Zhuo is about to cry. Damn it, this is too much of a bully.
But he didn't dare to curse, for he was afraid that if he cursed, Xiao Chen would slap him again.
"Friendly reminder, it's almost three minutes."
Xiao Chen looked at his watch and reminded him.
"I'm telling you, I'm telling you right now, Lu Qiang's wife is having an affair with his agent! Moreover, his wife and the agent are secretly transferring assets!"
Xiao Zhuo said loudly.
"Um?"
Xiao Chen was stunned for a moment. This information was quite shocking!
"Last time Lu Qiang got into a car accident, I thought it was an accident, but after my investigation, I found that this should be the modern version of Pan Jinlian!"
Xiao Zhuo said seriously.
“…”
Xiao Chen opened his eyes wide. A modern version of Pan Jinlian?
What is Pan Jinlian most famous for?
She didn't hook up with Ximen Qing, but killed Wu Dalang with poison!
In other words, Lu Qiang's wife also wanted to kill Lu Qiang in a car accident?
"So you didn't call the police?"
"No, I'm going to reveal the news next week, and then I'll just hand it over to the netizens... I don't even have to say it, they will definitely be able to come up with the idea and make the connection."
Xiao Zhuo shook his head.
“…”
Xiao Chen thought about it and realized that it was true. Whenever something happened to a celebrity, the onlookers would get as excited as if their mother had been injected with chicken blood. They would get more excited than the person involved, as if it was their wife or husband who had cheated!
Some people even feel sorry for the yellow and green phones all day long. They never think about why they should feel sorry for them. No matter how yellow, green, or poor they are, they are still richer than the spectators. Do the spectators have the right to feel sorry for a broken phone?
If you have this time, you might as well spend more time caring for your parents at home!
There is a saying that goes, when you are showing off poetry and distant places, your parents are still making ends meet.
"Come on, continue to expose the news."
“I don’t have any more either.”
"I don't care if you have it or not, the game is still going on."
Xiao Chen said lightly.
“…”
Xiao Zhuo had no choice but to reveal some more shocking information to Xiao Chen.
Listening to Xiao Zhuo's revelations, Xiao Chen couldn't help but shake his head. These celebrities usually seemed to be decent people, but in fact, they were full of thieves and whores!
For example, an old actor with a good reputation actually had three concubines and two illegitimate daughters outside!
For example, a person who claims to be a charity ambassador of various kinds may actually be doing all kinds of dirty things behind the scenes!
Just when Xiao Zhuo could hardly think of what to reveal, the bald snake finally arrived with his men.
This time, Bald Snake didn’t bring too many people, maybe only about ten.
"Brother Chen."
"Yes, here I come."
Xiao Chen nodded and pointed at Xiao Zhuo.
"Do you know him?"
"I don't know him. Who is this guy?"
The bald snake looked around and shook his head.
"I know him!"
Suddenly, a younger brother shouted.
"who is he?"
"China's No. 1 paparazzi, Xiao Zhuo, I follow him on Weibo!"
The young man was a little excited, but after thinking of something, he clenched his fists.
"What's wrong?"
Xiao Chen saw the younger brother's actions and asked curiously.
"Brother Chen, I cursed this idiot all day on Weibo and even said I wanted to beat him up...but I never had the chance before. Brother Chen, can I give him a slap?"
The younger brother hesitated and asked.
"Of course you can. Come on, hit me as you like."
Xiao Chen said generously.
"good."
The younger brother was overjoyed and went up to slap Xiao Zhuo.
"Fuck you, my Weibo name is 'Longmen Xiaochunjie', do you remember? I said I was going to beat you up, and you said I was bragging, right? Today I'll let you see if I'm bragging or not!"
Xiao Zhuo covered his face and was about to cry.
"Paparazzi? Are they the ones who keep saying this person is cheating on their partner, or that person is doing something else?"
The bald snake didn't pay attention to these. After thinking for a while, he asked.
"Yes, it's so immoral. He even slandered my goddess before!"
Longmen Xiaochunjie nodded vigorously.
"That's pretty annoying."
The bald snake looked at Xiao Zhuo with a fierce light in his eyes.
"You...what are you going to do!?"
Xiao Zhuo was scared. Why didn’t these people seem like good people?
"Brother Chen, what are we going to do to him?"
The bald snake looked at Xiao Chen and asked.
"Find a place where no one is around and clean him up properly until he knows what he should and shouldn't say."
"Brother Chen, make sure you complete the mission!"
Longmen Xiaochunjie was excited and spoke loudly.
"Haha, okay."
Xiao Chen nodded and patted Longmen Xiaochunjie's shoulder.
"Who is your goddess? I'll let you meet her some other time."
"Really? That's great!"
Longmen Xiaochunjie became even more excited.
"Of course it's true, could Brother Chen lie to you?"
The bald snake curled his lips.
"I like two goddesses, one is Yu Qing and the other is Mu Xiyu."
"Mu Xiyu? Hehe."
Xiao Chen smiled.
"Come on, take him away!"
The bald snake waved his hand and Xiao Zhuo was lifted up.
"What are you doing? Someone, help me, they are trying to kidnap me!"
Xiao Zhuo was frightened and shouted at the top of his voice.
"Longmen is doing business, outsiders please stay away!"
The bald snake said loudly.
When many people nearby heard the word "Longmen", their faces changed and they turned around and left, not even daring to watch the excitement.
Xiao Zhuo struggled hard, but couldn't get free.
Suddenly, he saw two policemen walking towards him and he couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Police comrade, help, someone is kidnapping!"
The police came over and when they saw it was Bald Snake, they grinned.
"Brother Snake, what are you doing?"
"Haha, it's you guys, do some work! This guy, China's number one paparazzi, is taking random photos. I'm going to teach him a lesson."
The bald snake said with a smile.
"The number one paparazzi in China? Oh, it's that Xiao Zhuo. I know him. He's quite wicked. He should be taught a lesson."
The policeman nodded, said a few words, and without paying any attention to Xiao Zhuo's cries for help, he turned around and walked away.
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