Chapter 3 3 (Revised, deleted some nonsense, the changes are not big, no need to re-read...
After the silence, Tongzi felt a little aggrieved.
Although it felt that what the host said made sense, it just felt some inexplicable depression and even began to blame itself.
Is it wrong? Does it need the consent of the host when it chooses its host?
But there is no such setting in its program, and it always acts first and reports later.
This is not its fault. If you have the ability, go find its leader and change its settings!
Why should we make things difficult for the working class?
After a moment, he was suddenly startled!
Is it consuming internally?
The host made it consume itself! !
Tongzi was suddenly startled.
Isn’t this exactly the purpose of their external consumption system: instead of wasting time on yourself, it is better to consume others!
The host did it. She could make the system consume itself. Wouldn't it be easy for her to deal with the scum in those bad plots?
Thinking of this, the system suddenly became energetic again.
Although this host is a bit difficult to deal with, he is a high-quality host!
However, its authority is limited, and it can't give it many extra things, so it quickly adjusted its mood and said in a hurried tone: "There are only three, host. Your novice gift pack has been distributed. Please check it yourself!"
After saying that, it immediately became autistic. It decided that no matter how the host called it, it would pretend not to be at home!
Ding Guo smiled, then slowly turned over to ventilate his sweaty back, still fanning himself slowly with his hands. He suddenly slowed down his tone and said, "By the way, I want to ask you for a favor."
The host spoke in a very gentle and polite tone. The external consumption system instantly forgot about the need to shut itself off and subconsciously said, "What's the matter?"
Even the word "beg" has to be used, which shows that it is a very difficult thing to do!
Can it take this opportunity to set conditions for taking back a gift package?
"That's it..." Ding Guo's lips curled up slightly, "Please help me make a specimen of the body in that world and bring it here. I'll keep it as a souvenir and admire my lost face when I'm bored! Isn't that easy?"
system:……
What's the point of it? Why can't she just freeze?
What kind of good person would make such a request?
There followed a ten-minute silence.
Ten minutes later, the system's slightly low voice rang in my mind: "Host, you have been laid to rest. Please accept my condolences! Regarding compensation, I can only give you four gift packs at most. I really can't apply for more!"
Ding Guo was not surprised.
Anyone who has read time travel novels knows that if the body in the other world does not exchange souls, it will most likely collapse.
Otherwise, just wear it directly!
She just wanted to curb the little system's sense of superiority. This grandson was too arrogant. He brought her here on his own initiative. When she made the slightest request, he looked down on humans with a condescending attitude. It was hard for her to resist teaching him a lesson.
Well, now that she was laid to rest and had secured her own interests, she would live on in the seventies with peace of mind.
It is impossible to marry a fool, and it is even more impossible to let her be a workhorse like the original owner to serve the whole family. Since she has become a character in the book, then change the plot, drastically or magically, as much as you can.
After all, there's no going back, right?
He first observed a moment of silence for himself, and then slowly checked the gift package he had received.
But he was busy talking: "Ask your company to help me burn more gold ingots, oh, mobile phones and computers, and beautiful clothes, and a few handsome young models to relieve my boredom and give me a shoulder massage or something."
"Oh, by the way, let's buy a Maserati or a Rolls-Royce. I'll drive it. It's embarrassing to have a handsome guy without a car."
System: ...You speak as if you have really gone to the underworld.
While he was talking nonsense, the first gift package had already been opened.
When Ding Guo saw what was inside, he was stunned.
A piece of bricks? A credit card, a bottle of spray, a... The last one is the magic weapon that people who travel through time and space/books must have: space.
Tongzi quietly crossed his legs and snorted proudly.
Tremble, you ignorant little human, and take a good look at our high technology.
Why do you want ingots, models, or Tis? Aren’t these Pokémons good?
Ding Guo naturally noticed the difference.
Moving bricks is not what she knows. See the note: [Weapons can be integrated into the palm of your hand and used to make the other party feel the trembling from the soul and produce fear of the host!]
It is quite extraordinary, but in Ding Guo's opinion it is a bit useless. She has learned Sanda for several years. If she really encounters something that needs to be solved manually, she can make the other person feel the shudder from the soul without moving bricks.
Besides, there are not so many things to do!
Credit cards are not real credit cards, but [consume the target's credit points, reducing the blind trust of people around the target! Note: The cooldown period for using it on the same target is one week.]
This one is not bad, barely passable, but the cooldown is too long.
The spray is naturally not an ordinary spray: [Spray on the body to increase the host's affinity]
Ding Guo curled her lips. She came here to ruin the plot, so why would she need to be friendly?
The system had no idea what the host was thinking, and its chin was raised even higher.
This kind of extraordinary prop, an item that is completely beyond the scope of science, the host has never seen it in his life, right?
Just tell me, is this gift package awesome?
Worship, ordinary human beings!
But why didn't it see the emotions it wanted to see in this human?
Where is the excitement? Where is the thrill? Where is the scream?
It would be a lie to say that Ding Guo wasn't shocked, but she was better at finding faults in shock, and said calmly: "Only the space is acceptable, the rest... let's not talk about it!"
System: ...Just be stubborn!
After complaining, Ding Guo went to open the second gift package.
[Small speaker (turn on the small speaker to listen to sounds within a radius of 50 meters, limited to three times a day)]
[Magnifying Glass (Use it on a target to magnify their shortcomings, and you can decide who to show it to. Use it three times a day)]
[Iced tea (healthy drink, unlimited supply)]
"Why are there only three compensation items in this gift pack? Is there not enough? Also, is this bottle of black tea just to make up the number? Why are there restrictions on the use of the speakers and magnifying glass? Is it because your research and development level is too low to break through more times? How long will it take to solve this problem? Or are you going to stop here?"
Ding Guo took out the iced black tea and took a few sips. It was sweet and refreshing, and tasted good, but he would have to drink it for a while to know how it could help him maintain his health.
System: ...Take a deep breath, continue to take a deep breath!
But I'm still angry.
It also seemed to see another kind of ridicule: You are proud, why are you not proud? Is there no such emotion as "proud"?
Huh... Don't be angry. If you get angry too much, other sons will inherit its huge points!
But why is there an inexplicable sense of relief?
Is it sick?
After picking out the thorns, Ding Guo opened the third gift package and was speechless.
"You're getting more and more perfunctory. You're just fooling around with new people!"
What's in the third gift pack?
[Dog Beating Stick: When you are in danger, take out the Dog Beating Stick. A fierce aura will appear on your body, scaring off your opponent].
If she really encounters danger, why would she use the dog-beating stick? Aren’t her left hook and right hook useful?
Useless item!
The second one is: [A coin.]
——Use it to flip it over when you can't make up your mind.
Ding Guo was angry and said: "Why don't you give me a shoe? I can throw it to help me find my way when I get lost!"
As he spoke, he opened the fourth gift package.
Suddenly, she didn't even have the energy to be angry.
There is only one gift.
[One shoe: can be used to find the direction when lost! ]
Ding Guo laughed out loud: "Very good, I got what I asked for!"
Damn it, she and the system actually got along.
The laughter made the system tremble with fear: Crash, crash it quickly, even if it explodes!
After reading the gift package, Ding Guo did not rush to enter the space, because the magical thing of space was something she really could not resist. She was worried that she would be too excited and make the system die of pride, so she had to stay calm and act like a spoiled child.
He waved his palm-leaf fan slowly, crossed his legs, and said, "Haozi, now that the gift package has been opened, the things are done, that's it, now it's time to talk about yourself, introduce yourself to your host!"
System: You are the rat, your whole family are rats, big rats!
Bah, you still call me "Sir"? The Qing Dynasty has been destroyed for many years, so why bother to show off!
I don't want to say anything at all.
Although this host is excellent in some aspects, it is such a bummer. How could she find fault with such a magical thing?
Just now it crossed its legs, but it was in an awkward position.
Ahhh the more I think about it the angrier I get, I'm really angry!!
It unilaterally blocked the host's sound and ordered a human song to play for itself: "Don't Be Angry"!
He listened with his head shaking.
After not receiving a response for a long time, Ding Guo burst out laughing, "What a character! He's even throwing a tantrum!"
Ignore her and let her watch it herself.
After all, I'm still a little curious about the function of this system.
The system can not only appear in the form of voice, but also with a display panel in the brain. With a thought, the panel will appear in the void, with relevant introduction above.
【Name: External Consumption System! 】
【Purpose: Rather than wasting time on yourself, it is better to waste time on others! 】
[By causing others to consume themselves, the host can gain consumption value, which can be exchanged for items in the system mall. ]
"And a mall?"
Ding Guo yawned and moved his eyes. He saw a mall icon and activated his mind. He was immediately dazzled by the rows of exchange lists.
One pound of rice has 2 points of internal consumption value; one pound of flour has 2 points of internal consumption value; one pound of corn has 1 point of internal consumption value; six pounds of sweet potatoes/portion have 3 points of internal consumption value; one pound of pork belly has 8 points of internal consumption value; one pound of beef has 7 points of internal consumption value; one pound of mutton has 5 points of internal consumption value; one pound of soybean oil has 7 points of internal consumption value; one pound of tofu has 1 point of internal consumption value; one pound of eggs has 5 points of internal consumption value; one pound of brown sugar has 6 points of internal consumption value; one meat bun has 1 point of internal consumption value, four ounces of fried noodles with soybean sauce have 2 points of internal consumption value, 4 ounces/portion of braised pork has 11 points of internal consumption value, chicken noodles have 6 points of internal consumption value... and so on.
A dazzling array.
The more Ding Guo looked, the brighter his eyes became.
As a takeout lover who doesn’t like cooking, it’s so wonderful to be able to eat ready-made food.
"Where can I get the internal friction value..."
Before I could finish my muttering, I saw the income list scrolling on the left.
'You gain 2 points of internal consumption from the 'External Consumption System'.'
'You gain 1 point of internal consumption value from the 'External Consumption System'.'
'You gain 3 points of internal consumption from the 'External Consumption System'.'
'You gain 2 points of internal consumption from the 'External Consumption System'.'
…
The account balance already has 29 points of external consumption value, and it is still increasing.
Ding Guo blinked his eyes. What does that mean? The system can also be internally consumed.
This child is so generous!
"Is Haozi here? Come out and talk." Ding Guo said with a smile, "Don't be angry. You brought me into the book and gave me such a stupid character. I asked you to give me some compensation, but you are so angry? A system with a narrow mind has no future. Have you not upgraded for a long time?"
System: ...How did this dog host know?
This really hits the nail on the head!!!
'You gain 6 points of internal consumption from the 'External Consumption System'.'
A serving of chicken noodles arrived.
Ding Guo put down his fan and the seal applauded and praised him: "Mouse, you are so rich in heart!"
'You gain 3 points of internal consumption from the 'External Consumption System'.'
system:……
Is the effect of "Don't Be Angry" so poor because the volume is too low?
Ding Guo laughed and was about to tease the little mouse again when he heard a noise coming from outside.
"Host, it's time to work! It's time to work!!" The angry system was about to turn up the volume of the song, but it also sensed the movement outside, immediately turned off the music, and made peace with the host in a second, as if the unpleasantness just now had never happened, and said excitedly, "Quick, go out and scold them, make them blame themselves, make them feel guilty, make them doubt their lives, and make them crazy!"
It doesn't want its name on the list, anyone else will do, even a dog!
"I don't want to move!" Ding Guo yawned lazily.
It really means not wanting to move.
This body has been on the train for two days and two nights. It probably didn't get much sleep on the train, and it didn't sleep for long just now. It's really a bit lazy now.
The system was so anxious that it twisted: "No, host, you have to earn their internal consumption points. The internal consumption points can be used to buy a lot of things, and it's fun. Aren't you angry when you see such a bad plot? Kill them and overturn the plot. How cool it is!"
Ding Guo was not in a hurry at all, and said slowly: "It's quite comfortable for me to lie here, there's no need to rush at this moment."
“No…” It was anxious, it was anxious to have its name disappear from the income list, staying one more second would be a humiliation!!
The system contributed a few points of internal consumption value, and was so anxious that it jumped up and down, and blurted out everything: "Host, we are on the same side, don't always get angry with me, go out and get them angry. By the way, if the host performs well, I will apply for the house you bought over there to be transferred here, and replace it with a courtyard house in the capital, how about it?"
After saying that, I was stunned. Oh my God, what did it say?
It’s over, it seems there is really no hope of upgrading!
I found an emoji of a slap in the face and slapped it hard on the screen. I told you that you talk too fast, but why are you so quick-witted?
Who on earth set it up like this? When this host dies, it will definitely have to ask the design team to do maintenance for it and fix these minor issues.
But it was too late now.
Its greedy host paused fanning himself, and all his sleepiness disappeared, as if he had drunk three glasses of iced American coffee in one breath and felt instantly refreshed.
How can the courtyard houses in the capital not be inspiring?
Although he knew that the system was tempting him, Ding Guo... liked this temptation very much.
He exerted force on his waist and abdomen and sat up from the bed.
"Well, whether there is a house or not is secondary. What matters most is that I don't like this big family. I should go out and cause trouble for them." She quickly gathered her loose hair, but couldn't find a hairband for a moment. Forget it, just let it be loose. Why should she, who would soon own a courtyard house in the capital, care about these details?
He lowered his head to look for his shoes, and kept talking, "...How many courtyards can I change into?"
'You gain 20 points of internal consumption from the 'external consumption system'.'
'You gain 15 points of internal consumption from the 'external consumption system'.'
Ding Guo: ???
What does that mean? What's the matter with this kid? You can't regret it, or she will complain!
*
"Mom, Dad, I'm back."
"M/n, Dad, we're back too."
The noisy sounds squeezed into the small living room.
Yue Hongmei, who was busy in the kitchen, responded, squeezed out from behind her husband, and walked out quickly.
The steel plant’s family compound is divided into several areas, including single dormitories, family areas, and an old office building area that is slightly remotely located.
Ding Zhigang and Yue Hongmei live in the old office building of the steel plant, which is welfare housing vacated after the steel plant's expansion and relocation.
Although it is not a proper family housing complex and the house is old, the competition for the houses here was more intense than for the family housing complex.
There is no other reason. Compared with the family building behind, this house is larger and can be renovated manually.
Not only did they separate out a few small bedrooms, they also built a small kitchen in the corner. Although it was a bit cramped, it was very private, so they didn't have to cook in the corridor like in the family building.
Yue Hongmei came out of the kitchen and looked towards the door. Her eyes swept across her youngest children. She couldn't stop looking at the tall girl, with a big smile on her face. "My dear Junjun is back. I told you that you've lost weight, but your dad didn't believe me. Look at your pointed face. You must be too hot. Turn on the fan and take a break. We'll have dinner soon. Mom made your favorite braised pork, and your dad also made you a soup. It's a good way to nourish yourself!"
Ding Zhigang's hearty laughter came from the kitchen: "Why wouldn't I believe it? You're the only one who cares about your eldest daughter, so how could I not care?"
Ding Nianjun called sweetly to the kitchen: "Dad——"
Ding Zhigang responded crisply from inside: "Hey, we'll have dinner soon."
"I know, Dad!"
Ding Xiang pouted and went over to hug Yue Hongmei's arm and acted coquettishly: "Mom, when my elder sister came back, you only had my elder sister in your eyes. What about me? What about me?"
Although he complained, his eyes didn't show any concern.
"How can you compare with your eldest sister... Oh, you are so sweaty, don't rub it on me, go, wash your hands and face." Yue Hongmei smiled and pushed her away unhappily, then she seemed to remember something and whispered to correct her, "You should call me Second Sister, or Sister Nianjun."
After saying that, he hurried back to the kitchen.
The younger ones got used to calling Ding Nianjun this, and Yue Hongmei also often said it out of habit. She didn't think anything of it before and never corrected him.
It was only after I responded today that I realized it was inappropriate.
Ding Nianjun hung her shoulder bag on the hanger and asked with a smile, "Mom, is my elder sister back yet..."
Click!
The door of the bedroom next door was opened from the inside, and Ding Guo walked out yawning with his hands covering his mouth.
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