Chapter 10 What is this
Zhuo Can stood up, or more precisely, stood on the sofa, lifted the child high up in the air, and threw him to the ground amid his friends' horrified gazes and cries of dissuasion.
The self-protection instinct of living things is subconscious and does not require any brain thinking or preparation.
Just like a cat that always lands on all fours when thrown down, the moment the little Lord God left the human race, clouds and mist followed him like a shadow and held him up steadily when he was still a long distance from the ground.
Not only that, the angel halo that can be "clapped for fun" and the devil's tail that was asked to hide came out one after another, creating a balance as a trinity.
Mianli whipped Zhuocan's arm a few times with his tail, and the Call Duck's expression reappeared: "What are you doing?"
Zhuo Can knew he was guilty and quickly explained: "Isn't this asking you to show it to your brothers and sisters?"
"exhibit?"
"They have never seen the God, how majestic he is."
While the adult and the child were still arguing about the question of God's majesty, the two spectators were already dumbfounded.
I've ever imagined supernatural powers, but they're not this outrageous, are they?
Qi Rui shrank behind the sofa to protect his girlfriend, his voice trembling: "Can... Can, you you you... he..."
Zhuo Can scratched his hair: "Hey, I was stuck on this matter a few months ago."
Xiao Hui calmed down a bit, pushed away Qi Rui's arm, swallowed hard, and finally finished her words: "He...what is he?"
Zhuo Can looked up at Li Li, who had regained her freedom and was flying around the room looking at him, and lowered his voice: "It's a god."
“——God, God?!”
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Although they saw with their own eyes a child with a tail and a halo on his head flying in the sky, the two who had long been baptized by the scientific worldview still could not believe what was happening.
Zhuo Chan, knowing full well that they could see more evidence, cleared his throat and said, "Kami-chan?"
After a while, a faint reply came from the other room: "What are you doing?"
"Come for a moment, please?"
"Why?"
The child had a lot of questions. Zhuo Can coaxed and lied: "If you come now, I'll buy you fresh caramel... burnt peach cookies when you get home."
I bought so many at the supermarket yesterday and they were all gone in one night. Later on, the kids didn't just stuff them piece by piece, but poured a handful into their mouths.
Zhuo Can was lucky that Mian Li was a god and not a human, otherwise he would have been hospitalized with stomachache.
How could such a small body hold so many snacks? Zhuo Can suspected that the little fairy's stomach was actually connected to a bottomless pit.
When Mian Li heard the sound of burnt peach biscuits, it was like a cat hearing the sound of a can being opened. It was nowhere to be seen in the last second, and was waiting beside him in the next second.
Even Zhuo Can, who had tried hard to get used to his sudden appearances and disappearances, was still startled, not to mention Qi Rui and the others who hadn't reacted yet.
"Kamisama, tell your brothers and sisters your name, okay?"
"How can a mortal know Li Li's name casually?"
...This way they'll all hear you call them Lili. Zhuo Can, while secretly criticizing them, managed to put on a smile and comfort them: "Because humans admire you so much."
"Really?"
"Of course it's true." Zhuo Can winked at them. "Right?"
The two of them quickly agreed and nodded rapidly.
Zhuo Can said, "Just like you did to me before—send your name directly into their brains, okay?"
Mianli hesitated for a moment between God's dignity and the cookies, and chose the latter.
This time, as a bystander, Zhuo Can finally saw everything clearly: as always, when the little master god "exerted his power", a faint golden light would appear all over his body, but this time it was very faint. Perhaps the intensity of the light was positively correlated with the amount of power mobilized.
The halo split into two strands from around Mian Li, entwining each other and flying outwards until they touched the foreheads of the two humans.
Qi Rui and Xiao Hui were so shocked that they closed their eyes. When they opened them a few seconds later, their mouths were wide open enough for a light bulb to fit in.
"Mian...li?"
They couldn't find a reasonable explanation. They didn't hear any sound or see any images, so how could they receive completely new information?
Could it be that the child stuffed the information directly into his brain?
How is this done?
Zhuo Can pinched the back of the neck of the child floating beside him, feeling a sense of pride as if his own child had been praised. "God can read minds. He knows exactly what you two are thinking right now."
Mianli did not comment on this. He felt very comfortable being rubbed by humans. He squinted his eyes and hummed like a little kitten.
Qi Rui looked so shocked that he couldn't recover. His expression was very tangled. "What on earth is going on?"
Zhuo Can sighed: "It's a long story."
*
Next, he tried to be brief, but it still took him an hour or two to recount the entire process, from accidentally falling into the alien world, participating in various escape games, and finally passing the level and meeting the main god by luck, to later accidentally bringing the little god back to the human world.
Afraid that his friends wouldn't believe him, he even used the broadcasting rights of the cartoon to exchange for Mian Li's spell again, transmitting some visual information related to the other world into their minds.
Children, it's easy to fall asleep while listening to stories. During this time, Mian Li was surprisingly well behaved, lying on his lap. After listening for a while, he actually fell asleep, snoring softly, with the devil's tail wrapped around his body.
Zhuo Can pinched the back of his neck from time to time, thinking about how Kami-chan was like a kitten in terms of personality and behavior habits.
The friends were speechless for a long time after hearing this, until Xiaohui was the first to accept the truth, clutching her chest and saying, "It's been too rough. So what are you going to do next? What are you going to do with Mian... with this immortal?"
"I came to you for this." Zhuo Can looked down at the boy, whose face was as peaceful as an angel sleeping, and frowned. "I definitely can't send him back. He himself doesn't know what to do. Now all he can do is wait."
"So you're going to work, and where's He? Do you take Him with you?"
"How is that possible? My boss will definitely fire me... I haven't made up my mind yet."
"Send it to kindergarten?"
"Uh...it's not appropriate."
The three of them simultaneously imagined the scene of Mian Li in kindergarten:
Fly to the ceiling and sit there, refusing to come down;
Use your tail to roll up other children's snacks;
Playfully steal the teacher's phone;
What's worse is that he led the children to form their own "team".
...Anyway, it's just a big fuss in Heaven.
Zhuo Can was sweating profusely: "Let's just forget it."
"Yes, yes, that's right. It's really not possible. It's really not possible."
"Think of another way."
Xiaohui leaned over and gently touched the boy's fair face, but something immediately caught her finger. She looked closely and saw it was the boy's tail.
He didn't use any force, just gently wrapped her around him, like a baby's reflexive grip.
She suddenly overflowed with maternal love: "If Xiao Zhuo trusts me, how about leaving the little one with me when you go to work?"
She is a freelance designer who works from home most of the time and has a flexible lifestyle.
Zhuo Can didn't expect this option: "Ah, is this too much trouble for you?"
"It's okay. I'm pretty good at taking care of kids." Xiaohui smiled. "Just think of it as a rehearsal for yourself."
Zhuo Can was so grateful that he didn't know what to do: "Wait until he wakes up and ask him. If he agrees, I'll trouble you in the future."
The little fairy was sleeping soundly, unaware of his destined fate.
*
Mianli took a nap on the sofa covered with a small blanket. When he woke up, he saw two clear blue glass beads, which were spinning like living things and looking at him closely.
The child was startled and his self-defense mechanism was immediately activated, with golden light covering his entire body like a protective shield.
At the same time as the light appeared, there was also a scream: "Wow, what is this? Meow!"
It's a cat.
To be precise, it's just a very big ragdoll cat, and the pair of blue "glass beads" just now are its eyes.
Its eyes are quiet, its fur is flexible, and its body is slender. When it sits there with its paws straight and side by side, and its tail wrapped around its front paws, it looks extremely noble, like a pure goddess, the embodiment of beauty.
As a result, the first voice he spoke was hoarse and noisy, like a gatekeeper who chatted with everyone he saw, shattering the first impression that had not yet been established.
There are cats in God's world, too.
It is not much different from flowers and plants, abandoned hospital buildings, ancient wells in remote villages, and closed haunted houses. It is just a kind of scene prop.
The people in white were worried that the animals might hurt the Lord God, so they placed them far away from the amusement park where Mian Li usually stayed. Therefore, he was not familiar with these strange creatures.
Mian Li remembered Zhuo Can's numerous warnings and instructions, hid his dazzling golden light, lowered his tail, and asked cautiously, "Who are you?"
"I was just about to ask who you are, meow." The puppet licked its paw. "Why are you glowing? You scared me, meow."
The little fairy was not happy with its frivolous attitude: "You can't be disrespectful to etiquette."
"What's Lili, meow?" The puppet wagged its big tail. "Is that your name? Should I tell you mine? Who are you, and why do you have a tail? You seem different from my poop scooper. Hey, do you want some freeze-dried food, meow?"
Mian Li was confused by a bunch of questions. He was not big in stature to begin with, and this talkative puppet was unusually fat. It was quite scary to stand in front of him.
Mianli was a little scared, and her eyes wandered around trying to find the only familiar human being. Finally, she saw Zhuo Can having dinner with his friends at the dining table across the glass door.
He was about to fly over, but his way was blocked by the cat again.
Seeing the boy's childish panic, the puppet stretched out its furry paws, intending to touch him: "Hey, kid, you..."
The claws are hidden in the paw pads, but the visual system of gods is different from that of humans. Mianli can see the sharp claws of a cat. He has never faced direct harm and was terrified to the point of breaking point. He covered his ears, closed his eyes tightly, and screamed: "Don't touch Lili——"
The extinguished golden light around him flared brightly again, instantly reaching a level beyond the reach of the naked eye. His terrified cries spread outward like the sound of the ocean. In an instant, the living room's chandelier and floor lamp exploded, and shards of wall paint fell like snow.
The culprit had never seen such a scene before, and was so scared that he meowed and ran around the house, with cat hair and debris flying everywhere.
A deep voice echoed from the corner: "I told you not to mess with human cubs. Ha, now you've messed up."
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