Chapter 5 God is still
It would be a crime not to brake.
Zhuo Can was sure that He could really hear the voice of the people, otherwise how could those old-fashioned people in white allow stupid humans to mislead their honorable Lord God?
Oh my god, if those stupid humans knew that their prayers, cries for help, curses, and even that were all heard by a three-year-old child, would they be so ashamed that they would bang their heads on the ground?
If you imagine it for a moment, Zhuo Can’s old habit of feeling embarrassed for others will come back.
Speaking of which, he was in danger all day long, and it was difficult for him to stay alive. Even if he managed to pass a level by chance, he would be exhausted. He was afraid that he didn't have enough points to exchange for props and upgrades, and he was worried that he wouldn't have such good luck in the next level - how could these people have the leisure to think about other messy things?
Where did he find a partner? Why hadn't he met...
Uh, no, that’s off topic.
Zhuo Can shook his head to shake out the distracting thoughts in his mind.
As for the Mian Li, He didn't understand the meaning of the last sentence He had just repeated, but He didn't like the human's presumptuous behavior. He pried Zhuo Can's hands apart and emphasized again in a very unhappy tone: "I am not a child!"
Zhuo Can raised his hands in surrender: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Kamisama, I won't dare to do it again."
Kami-chan raised her chin: "Do you believe it?"
"I believe it, I believe it, it's my fault that I didn't recognize the real thing."
"What is Tarzan?"
"Taishan is... well, that's not important." Zhuo Can understood. There was no end to the explanations. The newly arrived little god had more questions than a hundred thousand whys. The best way was to change the subject immediately. "Kamisama, can I have a small request?"
In view of the fact that the believer provided a very delicious tribute, Mianli generously agreed.
Zhuo Can raised his hand weakly: "Can you please stop listening to what I'm saying?"
Mian Li had never heard such a request before, and his eyes widened like bells. If he had rabbit ears, they would have stood straight up. "Why?"
"Because, uh, because..." Zhuo Can didn't think it was appropriate to discuss privacy in front of a three-year-old, even if the other person was a god. He said righteously, "Because I'm stupid. You don't want to hear the thoughts of stupid people, do you? It will make you stupid too. You absolutely can't do that."
Mianli thought about it and felt that what he said made sense.
He is a wise god and cannot be dragged down by humans.
He held his breath and concentrated for a moment, then opened his eyes: "Okay."
"Is that the end?" Zhuo Can was skeptical. "Can't you hear what I'm thinking now?"
"I closed the channel." Mian Li didn't like being questioned. "God doesn't lie."
In order to test the credibility, Zhuo Can thought loudly in his heart, Mianli is a little fool, Mianli is a little fool, Mianli is a little fool.
I thought about it three times.
The little fool was intoxicated by the delicious taste of the cookies and showed no sign of being offended.
Just as He said, God does not lie and He does what He says.
Zhuo Can felt relieved.
*
As a god, theoretically, he would not have cavities, obesity, the three highs and other messy and fragile problems that only humans have, so Zhuo Can put all the snacks in front of Mian Li for him to choose slowly, and also used iPad to play the all-purpose tool for coaxing children, "Little X Pei X".
Little Tangdou was indeed attracted and ate while watching. Zhuo Can went to clean the house that he had not cleaned for several months with peace of mind.
There was a thick layer of dust on the desk. Zhuo Can realized belatedly that the place where the little god was sitting must be covered with dust.
He hurried back to the living room. He hadn't noticed it before when they were face to face, but now that he was far away, he realized that Mian Li's butt was not even completely touching the sofa. He was half floating, and there was a layer of light golden light around him, which was like a protective shield isolating him from the dirty world.
...It's simply cheating.
Zhuo Can suddenly had an idea. Since Kami-chan has so much magical power, can she help him clear it with just one click?
He thought of the emperor's new clothes that He had given him before, so forget it. He didn't want to recycle the props with one click, otherwise he would have to sleep on the street from now on.
That would be a big loss. The rent has already been paid until next year. The location here is good and not cheap. He felt the pain of having the house empty for the past three months.
Zhuo Can put on his headphones and played rock music, using a broom in his left hand and a rag in his right hand.
He doesn't hate doing housework, but instead thinks it is a good way for office workers to vent.
Every time he cleans, he is fully committed, focused and isolated from the world.
Today was no exception. I quickly put aside all thoughts about the other world and the main god, and poured out my sweat in labor.
“……?”
“……!”
“!!”
There seemed to be some sound.
Zhuo Can paused the music and was quiet for a few seconds. He could vaguely hear the humming of "Little X Pei X" coming from the living room.
It seems I heard it wrong.
He replayed it and was about to turn around when he almost bumped into the...little doll floating in the air.
“Oh my god—!!!”
Seeing ghosts is fake, what you see is not a person, it is real.
Mianli flew in front of him and couldn't understand how this human could be so stupid that he couldn't remember it after being told so many times.
He placed his hands on his hips, his expression fierce: "I am God, not my mother."
Zhuo Can, having just recovered from his shock, asked: "Why did you come here in person?"
Mian Li was dissatisfied: "I just called you several times."
“How many times is several times?”
The child counted on his fingers: "One, two, three... three..."
Stuck.
"Three...that means many times!"
How come I don’t even know what number comes after three… Never mind.
So the voice just now was not an auditory hallucination. Zhuo Can sincerely apologized: "I'm sorry, Kamisama, I didn't hear it. What can I do for you?"
Kami-chan still maintained the posture of putting her hands on her hips: "After eating the biscuits, I'll finish the bird."
"Aren't there still so many?"
"But that one, it's crunchy and sweet, and you can finish eating the bird."
Crunchy and sweet, needless to say, it must be a cookie.
Zhuo Can held his forehead with his hand. The caramel sandwich cookies that Little Sugar Bean loved the most were originally gifts. There was indeed not much stock left, and they could not withstand his way of eating them.
But Mianli insisted on this flavor. Milk, chocolate, and various fruit flavors were all irreplaceable and were rejected.
Zhuo Can had no choice but to say, "I'll go to the supermarket and buy it for you, okay?"
Every time he changed the honorific, his tongue got tied.
This involves the little fairy's blind spot in knowledge: "What is a supermarket?"
"A supermarket is..." He was almost confused. Zhuo Can thought quickly and said, "It's the game mall in the real world. They sell everything."
"Do you have cannons too?"
“…No.” This stuff is not available for purchase.
"Where's the whirlwind/light hand/thunder?"
“No.”
"A one-time exorcism charm?"
“No…”
The little fairy asked about a bunch of fancy and flashy things, and after Zhuo Can told them they were out of stock, he came to a final conclusion and curled his lips: "It's far worse than Lili's."
"Yes, yes, of course it's not as good as yours." Zhuo Can said worriedly, "Then I'll go buy it now. Can you stay at home obediently?"
I regretted it as soon as I said it.
Just being able to fly around wouldn't be a big deal, but the main thing is that this little thing has the power to destroy everything. Leaving such a little god alone in his little house seems unreliable no matter how you look at it.
Before he could change his mind, Mian Li was the first to wonder, "Why are you at home?"
"ah?"
Seeing the human standing there in a daze, He sighed with helplessness that was totally inconsistent with his appearance and used a little divine power to move the broom and rag in the human's hands to the side.
The latter's brain hadn't yet come to his senses, and he still kept his arms raised. The little fairy flew over, jumped into his arms very naturally, and announced excitedly: "Lili is going too."
Zhuo Can, who became a means of transportation: ???
*
It is not a problem to take Mianli out. The faint golden light around him is not obvious, and he looks not much different from a blond-haired and blue-eyed foreign child.
The problem is, Mian Li has no clothes.
Yes, the two of them just realized that God has no clothes.
In his original world, he resembled the angels humans imagine, clad in a flawless, loose white robe. Fortunately, he didn't have to walk, as that would have affected his movements.
There is also a round, golden halo on the top of the head.
Too bad it doesn't have wings.
After traveling to the present world, the white robe was gone.
Including the clothes that Zhuo Can exchanged for his points, they were also recycled when the return channel was opened. After returning home, he was automatically replaced with the clothes he was wearing when he was captured three months ago.
To sum up, the little fairy is still naked.
They had both completely ignored this matter before, as if it was natural for God to have no clothes.
After all, the fact that the Lord God was accidentally dragged into the human world is already a difficult proposition, so who cares about those trivial details?
How could a single young man like Zhuo Can have children's clothes at home? After searching for a long time, he found a small white T-shirt, which he felt looked almost like the white robe of the Lord God.
But God despised it.
"Don't be so picky when you're living under someone else's roof. I'll go out and buy you a new one later, okay?"
Zhuo Can did something he had wanted to do for a long time: he rubbed Mian Li's straw-colored curly hair.
Then his hand was snapped open.
"Don't touch Lili!" the child said angrily, like a pufferfish. "What an impolite human being."
The force was greater than that used by a child, and Zhuo Can even felt the pain.
He also felt uncomfortable. Although it was his responsibility to bring Him to this unfamiliar place (was it really his fault? He was not sure), he had been working hard to take care of the child until now. Why did he have to - eh?
Out of the corner of his eye, he saw a thin red mark on the back of his hand that had been slapped away.
That wasn't a mark that could be easily pressed out. It looked more like a mark left by something thin and strong like a rope.
The child broke away from his arms, floated cross-legged in the air, hugged his chest and was angry, with empty hands, where did the rope come from?
Is it invisible?
Zhuo Can suddenly heard a faint sound of air bursting. He stretched his head to look and saw something behind Mian Li swinging up and down, rising and falling with his angry mood, similar to a person hitting a table with his palm.
His eyes widened. That was... a tail?
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There is a halo on my head and a tail behind me.
No one knows how many secrets I have.
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