Chapter 497: Awoo Swallowed
Even Sikong Qing, who was as quick as a firecracker, temporarily extinguished his fire signal halfway through the trouble, as if he had suffered some loss at the hands of Ji Wenyi. He stood aside and looked at Ji Wenyi vigilantly.
Yue Mushan's furry cat tail brushed against Ye Xiaoman's skirt impatiently, and she took the opportunity to grab Ye Xiaoman's hand and press it against her chest muscle. "Sister, Ah Mu's heart is beating so fast all of a sudden. Do you think he's sick?"
For a moment, all the men looked at him with disdain.
Ji Wenyi gently instructed: "Imperial Physician, please take Xiaoshi Yue's pulse."
Yue Mushan was dragged away from Ye Xiaoman.
Yue Mushan lost the initiative, but he gritted his teeth and endured it, emphasizing: "I am equal to Emperor Yi in status, not a mere servant."
He just said that he would not confront Ji Wenyi head-on for the time being.
Everyone knows that although Jiaying has strong attack power, he can dodge the flying knives. Ji Wenyi, who hides a dagger behind a smile, is the most terrifying.
Ji Wenyi looked at Ye Xiaoman with affection at first sight, and at Xiao Chujing meaningfully at second sight. The speed of his emotion change was breathtaking.
Ji Wenyi asked with a smile: "Xiao Chujing, are you okay?"
Xiao Chujing smiled and replied, "I'm fine. I'm surprised you're still alive."
It was clearly a statement made after a recent round of mutual trickery.
Ji Wenyi and Xiao Chujing didn't know why, but they hated each other to the core. Compared to other annoying men, they wanted the other to die first.
Sikong Qing heard the wolves and dogs biting each other and smiled sweetly, and he was happy again.
Everyone was glad that the most cunning person met the one with the most evil intentions. The two kings did not meet each other, and the two were at loggerheads, which saved a lot of trouble.
Quietly waiting for the good news that they will die together.
Ye Xiaoman munched on the fresh fruits that Zhu Chuideng brought, pretending to know nothing and looking relaxed and contented.
There are turbulent undercurrents beneath the men, and her retirement life is exciting every day.
It’s okay to fight casually at other times, but just be harmonious when you’re on the boat.
Suddenly, the men's voices, expressions and smiles froze, as if a movie had been paused.
The matchmaker came in from outside, walked past the plaster statues, came to Ye Xiaoman, and tried to sell her the incense burner again.
"Are the female cultivators satisfied with these men?"
The matchmaker could hardly hold back her smile, thinking that Ye Xiaoman probably wouldn't have any objections this time.
So many men are given for free.
I didn't ask her for a penny from beginning to end.
She has no obligations and no one is forcing her into marriage.
"You just have to pay a little price..." She saw Ye Xiaoman's face full of disgust when she mentioned money, and hurriedly tried to persuade her, "Even if you rent a room outside, it will cost a lot of money. Such a big house, so many people are given to you for free, so it's natural for you to pay a fee for using it. Just think of it as a fee for running errands for me."
"For a small price, you can live a life surrounded by handsome men from now on. Say yes now!"
Ye Xiaoman finally gave in. "Let me think about it."
The matchmaker urged, "What else do you have to consider? I'm telling you, you don't want too many people rushing to make a deal with the Stove God."
"Of course I have to consider it, because these are fake. Have you ever seen anyone spend money to experience fake products?"
Ye Xiaoman laughed and slapped her palm repeatedly with the hilt of her nameless sword. "I say, Taotie Beast, after all this hard work, is this the only trick you can use to trick me?"
The matchmaker was stunned.
"I admit that you are very smart as a monster and know how to learn from failure."
She met the Taotie beast for the first time on the Black Island. It used a handsome man in gauze to attract her to join, but unfortunately, the atmosphere between the men was too friendly and she tore it apart at a glance.
This time, it has made progress and knows how to reasonably restore the scenes of men interacting with each other in daily life.
The matchmaker was furious and asked, "How did you find the flaw?"
Ye Xiaoman walked down from the throne and pried the gauze covering the plaster statue with the tip of her sword. "There's no flaw. You're just using your old trick again, and it's brought back my memory."
"Xiao Chujing, Ji Wenyi, and the others are such proud men. How could I possibly deserve them to willingly join my backyard and fight for my affections, let alone wear gowns to win my favor? You are a beast after all. It's hard for you to understand the deep human heart."
"So it's easy for me to think that the last time I ate so well was when I was in an illusion deliberately created by some demonic beast."
Ye Xiaoman was furious at his lack of ambition: "Brother Tao, you could try something innovative, like having all the handsome men invite me to bathe together and try a lot of different things. I might even get addicted to it for a long time and not notice it so quickly."
The matchmaker shed her human skin and turned into a round-faced young man wearing a red skirt and black pants, in the form of a gluttonous beast.
He said angrily: "You lecherous female cultivator, so you have seen through me a long time ago, why don't you say stop?"
Ye Xiaoman smacked her lips in enjoyment as she savored the experience. "Your illusions are so well done. Every single person is so lifelike. It's made me experience the happiness of having two wives that I only dream of. Thank you so much."
The Taotie beast was furious when he heard this.
It and Ye Xiaoman are old enemies.
It was the most greedy, always taking in money but never spending it. Ye Xiaoman could often get money for nothing from it, making it feel as if it had lost 100 million yuan.
Ye Xiaoman walked to the side of the Taotie beast, bent down familiarly, put her face close to its hand, and looked at the incense burner in its hand.
"Good stuff, what is it for?"
The Taotie beast immediately swallowed the incense burner into its mouth and put it away. It always felt that Ye Xiaoman would steal its things, so it ran away into the sewer with the incense burner in its mouth.
Its reaction hurt Ye Xiaoman's pride. "I'm just asking, is it necessary to be on guard against me?"
The Taotie beast's pride was further hurt: "Why don't you ever fall for my tricks?"
Its three invitation transactions were rejected, the rules ended, and it could no longer use magic weapons to trick Ye Xiaoman.
I'm so angry. If Ye Xiaoman hadn't been able to do anything to it, I would have really wanted to eat her in one bite.
Ye Xiaoman smiled but said nothing. She was currently being held captive by the Taotie beast, and her life was in danger. She didn't dare to provoke the Taotie beast anymore, and was trying hard to plan a way to escape in her mind.
Zhu Chuideng and Jing Zhui were attacked together with her, and no one knew where the monster hid them.
The Taotie beast crushed the illusion, and Ye Xiaoman found herself standing on a strange island, surrounded by a surging sea of blood, isolating her from the outside world. It seemed that after the Taotie beast had abducted her, it found a place to stay in the blood prison and couldn't wait to trap her.
Ye Xiaoman asked tentatively, "Where are Jing Zhui and Zhu Chuideng?"
The Taotie Beast said rudely, "Don't ask questions you shouldn't know."
After it finished speaking, it opened its mouth and swallowed Ye Xiaoman into its stomach.
Ye Xiaoman's eyes went dark, and she felt like she was lying on a slide leading to the underground, sliding down uncontrollably. After turning more than a dozen corners, she finally fell to the bottom.
Ye Xiaoman was so desperate. The events of two lifetimes flashed before her eyes. She thought that her glorious life was about to end before it even began. She had accumulated so many men with long legs, thin waists and big bodies, but she hadn't slept with any of them. She just wanted to cry.
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