Chapter 958: Beans of the Heart (Additional chapter for "No matter how cute, you will go crazy")
Yue Mushan's eyes suddenly turned red. "Let's go gather intelligence! If, if..."
He spoke incoherently, his thoughts were in a mess, and he couldn't go on.
Ji Weiming was as excited as Yue Mushan.
He said anxiously: "Let's find Ji Wenyi and ask him immediately!"
No one knows a brother better than his own brother. He immediately contradicted himself as soon as he said it.
"No, we can't ask Ji Wenyi directly. I know what kind of person he is best. Even if Shisui is really resurrected, he will only deny it and then hide Shisui even more secretly."
Yue Mushan said: "That's why I just said that we should secretly gather intelligence."
At this time, the spy sent by Ji Weiming came back and knelt on the steps to report.
"I received a report from an informant stating that at 2:00 PM today, His Majesty left the palace through Chengde Gate with a masked woman."
Ji Weiming's heart surged with emotion, and he said to Yue Mushan, "I will follow Ji Wenyi."
Yue Mushan immediately agreed: "I will continue to stay in the palace, keep an eye on Ji Wenyi's bedroom, and ask the guards for information."
The two hit it off immediately: "Let's form an alliance and work together to expose Ji Wenyi's hypocritical calculations."
Yue Mushan was weak in the divine realm, so he was naturally willing in his heart. However, he still said, "Your Highness Prince Rui and Ji Wenyi are brothers from the same mother. I find it hard to believe your loyalty as an ally."
Yue Mushan will never forget the past when the Ji brothers teamed up to cheat him of the marrow cleansing grass. He even cursed Ji Weiming with dirty words, and their relationship once dropped below freezing point.
Ji Weiming sighed and opened his heart to Yue Mushan, "Ever since Ji Wenyi stole my love, I have long regarded him as my enemy and forgotten our brotherly love. Now that I have chosen to ally with you, you are my biological brother from now on!"
Yue Mushan was so moved by Ji Weiming's words that he picked up the wine jug on the table and poured two glasses of wine, one for Ji Weiming and one for himself.
Yue Mushan: "Brother Weiming!"
Ji Weiming took the cup, clinked glasses with Yue Mushan, and drank the alliance wine.
"Brother Mu Shan."
Yue Mushan: "Brother Weiming, quickly follow Ji Wenyi. No matter what information you get, please be sure to inform me."
Ji Weiming: "Brother Mu Shan, don't worry."
Ji Wenyi didn't know that his whereabouts had been exposed. He took Ye Xiaoman out of the palace and wanted to go directly to the suburbs, but Ye Xiaoman said she wanted to go for a stroll in the city.
Ye Xiaoman liked the hustle and bustle, so Ji Wenyi took her to a teahouse.
Storytelling on the first floor and tea drinking on the second floor.
The place was bustling with people coming and going. Ye Xiaoman felt the real atmosphere of life and every cell in her body became active.
She was about to run upstairs, but Ji Wenyi grabbed her arm tightly.
Ji Wenyi was in a noisy environment and could not see, so it was difficult for him to accurately locate Ye Xiaoman's position by sound. He was in panic about losing Ye Xiaoman and could only hold on to her desperately.
Ye Xiaoman sighed and patted Ji Wenyi's tense shoulders. "Don't be afraid, I won't abandon you. I still need you to pay me for the tea."
After saying that, she took Ji Wenyi's hand and asked him to follow her steps and climb the stairs step by step.
The two of them were wearing light purple couple outfits. Although they disguised themselves in order to avoid attracting onlookers, they were dressed gorgeously and behaved unlike ordinary people. The beautiful girl and handsome boy standing together were very pleasing to the eye and attracted a lot of attention along the way.
After Ye Xiaoman sat down, she ordered a pot of tea and a few plates of snacks.
The storyteller downstairs slammed his gavel and said loudly, "The story we are going to tell today is called "The Nameless Sword Master Ye Xiaoman Destroys the Fragrance Fairyland."
"Good!" Cheers and rewards fell like snowflakes from all directions.
Upon hearing this, Ye Xiaoman sat up straight, the corners of her mouth curled up in triumph, and she tried hard to pretend to be indifferent to fame and fortune, saying proudly, "I've finally become a legend."
She decided on the spot to listen to the whole play from beginning to end and listen carefully to how people praised her.
As the storyteller began to speak, the guests at the tables around Ye Xiaoman began to discuss her.
"Speaking of which, what exactly did the Nameless Sword Master's last words, 'I really want to suck on some of her breasts again,' mean? Of course, this was just a phonetic transcription of the scene; it didn't mean she wanted to suck on her breasts!"
"I think she probably meant to say 'I really want to have another bite of chicken breast', meaning she was hungry and wanted to eat a bite of chicken breast before she died!"
"Superficial! It's clearly 'I really want to regain my ambition'. The Nameless Sword Master is a cultivator from a small town, so it's normal for him to speak with an accent!"
"hehe."
"Fellow Daoist, what are you sneering at?"
"I laugh at your low realms. The Nameless Sword Master, as a person who saved the world, left the world of immortal cultivation with a final message that was actually a cultivation formula. It contained the secret of her rapid advancement in cultivation in such a short period of time!"
"Rumor has it that if you stand on a mountaintop and yell to the moon a hundred times every night, 'I really want to taste those pecs again,' and persist for three months, you'll achieve a profound state of spiritual enlightenment."
"I've been carrying out this mission for two full months. To be honest, I feel like the barrier that has been blocked for years has finally been broken through!"
"Damn it! No wonder I hear so many people clamoring for breast sucking every night where I live lately. There are men, women, young and old. I thought there were a lot of peptide mutations recently and I almost reported it to the authorities."
"So this is actually a new type of training method. I'll join in tonight!"
"I'm joining in too!"
"Speaking of which, Ye Xiaoman's fans have founded the 'Love Man Alliance' over the years. 'Love Man Alliance' also has a branch dedicated to researching Ye Xiaoman's cultivation secrets. They regularly publish some research results every month. This 'chest sucking method' seems to be a recent announcement."
"I used to think it was just an over-interpretation by a bunch of crazy fans, but it wasn't until I put it into practice that I realized Ye Xiaoman wasn't lying to me."
"Speaking of which, the Aiman League has expanded rapidly in recent years, even to the point where there are hundreds of branches in the Divine Realm."
Ye Xiaoman: “…”
Is this okay?
Can she say that this kind of ability to talk nonsense in a serious manner is worthy of being her direct fans, and it is inherited from her.
Ye Xiaoman was deeply shocked.
Ji Wenyi leaned over with a smile on his face. Although his eyes were covered, Ye Xiaoman could still feel his narrow-minded teasing.
"So, is this really the secret to cultivation, Po?"
Ye Xiaoman was so annoyed that she pushed Ji Wenyi's face away. Then she remembered that he always liked to squeeze her face. She felt so angry that she pressed Ji Wenyi's face with both hands, squeezing it into a pig's head. "What do you care?"
The pig-faced man smiled elegantly, and put his long arms around Ye Xiaoman's waist from under the table, pulling her into his arms.
The two of them ignored the gazes from the people around them and kissed passionately in the secular world.
Ye Xiaoman said, "Ji Wenyi, your lips are quite soft."
Ji Wenyi didn't even think about it: "Softer than Xiao Chujing?"
Ye Xiaoman: “…”
Ye Xiaoman: "Not sure, let me kiss it again and see."
“Ahem!”
A childish but serious cough interrupted them both.
Ye Xiaoman turned around and saw a half-grown child standing by the table. He was wearing the sect's uniform and holding a basket filled with flowers, low-level elixirs and other things.
It seemed like a declining sect sent its disciples out to sell things in order to earn some resources for a living.
Xiao Xiu fumbled in the basket and pulled out a thumb-sized magic weapon that looked like a giant acacia bean. He tried to sell it to Ji Wenyi, "Fellow Daoist, would you like to buy a Suixin bean?"
Xiao Xiu lowered his voice and said mysteriously, "As you know, the imperial court has banned the sale of Suixin beans. You can't buy them anywhere except from me."
Ye Xiaoman was drinking tea and found the scene in front of her very funny.
Xiao Xiu is really blind. He took the contraband that is strictly prohibited by the dynasty and sold it to the God Emperor himself. Be careful that you will end up in jail for the rest of your life.
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