"Even if you act crazy and stupid, I won't sympathize with you." Xige stretched out his hand.
The next moment.
The air stagnated for a moment.
Xige's hands froze in place. She raised her head in disbelief, and a fear that had not been seen in a hundred years appeared in her scarlet eyes.
Tick, tick, tick.
A sound like the sound of flowing water sounded. Gradually, the air was filled with the brilliance of a rainbow, and a colorful semi-fluid figure silently appeared behind Su Mingan. After a moment, a mask with a bright smile condensed.
Her eyebrows were curved, the corners of her mouth were raised high, colorful rainbow light floated silently, and the colorful liquid was like a palm, resting on Xige's hand that was touching Su Ming'an.
“……” Xige’s whole body was shaking.
Even though Casadia didn't say anything, Xige seemed to be about to break. This is the deterrent power of the gods... Even if she is a prince of the blood clan, she is like an ant in the eyes of a second-level god.
"This is the first time you have used the Skirt of Poison Wine to summon me." Casadia tilted her head. His figure was blurry, like a ball of flowing colored liquid: "...What is your wish?"
He said in a rising voice:
"Then, the price to be paid...are you ready?"
Su Mingan pursed his lips and said, "I want you to drive her away."
Casadia seemed to have heard something funny. She was stunned for a moment and then burst into laughter. "Just chase her away? Haha, hahahahaha... She wanted to eat you, but you just wanted to chase her away instead of killing her? How interesting, how interesting..."
The colorful torrent expanded and shrank like a thick dark cloud. He laughed very heartily, even though Su Mingan had no idea what he was laughing at. This devil had a very low sense of humor.
Xige lowered his head, surprise flashed in his eyes, but he didn't dare to look up.
"If you were to kill her outright, the price would be lower. But if you just drive her away... that would not satisfy me very much, and I would charge a very high price." Casadia said with a smile, her voice sharp and high.
"What do you want?" Su Ming'an said calmly. Even if it was the highest price, it would be nothing more than death, and death was never scary to him.
"Before that, I will fulfill your wish first..." Casadia swayed slightly.
It seemed that He did nothing, but Xige was expelled. Before she disappeared, she stared at Su Mingan, her eyes full of complexity. It seemed that...her hatred for Olivers was not complete.
The hospital fell silent. Su Ming'an lowered his eyes and suddenly said, "Casadia, I have another wish. Can you revive someone who just died?"
The blue-haired boy died unjustly, and he was one of the six key NPCs. Su Mingan didn't want to let him die like this.
"Resurrection... You've given me a difficult problem, but I happen to be good at this. I've succeeded in resurrecting almost all the people I wanted to resurrect." Casadia was still happy: "...Except for one person."
Laughter echoed in the empty hospital hall. He approached the blue-haired boy, and colorful light gathered on his forehead. After a moment, the blue-haired boy's breathing gradually recovered, and the wound that was pierced through him gradually healed.
Su Mingan looked at the scene in shock - life and death used to be an unreachable boundary, but now Casadia has crossed it.
"Only under certain conditions." Casadia floated back to Su Mingan, colorful lights flashing: "If the life force is taken away at the moment of death, then I will be powerless to save the situation... Well, I have added another difficult wish. You should pay a high price."
Su Mingan looked at him calmly. Even if he asked him to cut off his hands and feet, he didn't care.
"My request is..." Casadia's voice dragged out.
The air was extremely quiet and Su Mingan's eyes were focused.
"--Tell me a joke," said Casadia.
"......?" Su Mingan was at a loss.
"Yes, tell me a joke." Casadia said with a smile, "The requirement is that you can't make me laugh."
At this moment, Su Mingan deeply experienced what a fun devil was... This "high price" really caught him off guard, it was really too much fun.
Casadia should have realized that Su Ming'an was not afraid of any price, and even if he collected souls and lives like ordinary people, it would not be fun. It would be more fun to let Su Ming'an do something more difficult.
"I can't make you laugh?" Su Mingan confirmed this request again. How can you tell a joke and not make people laugh?
"Yes, you just can't make me laugh." Casadia said with a smile.
Su Mingan breathed a sigh of relief. He thought he had no sense of humor and couldn't tell any funny jokes. He had no confidence in making Casadia, who had lived for thousands of years, laugh, but it was too easy to tell a joke that was not funny.
After racking his brains, he came up with a joke that was not funny at all. Facing Cassadia's smiling mask, he spoke with difficulty:
"Once upon a time, there was a jellyfish in the sea."
"He was swimming around in the sea..."
“——Hahahaha, hahahahahaha——!!!”
A shrill laugh sounded, and Su Mingan was stunned... What did I say? Why are you laughing now?
Casadia laughed wildly. The colorful figure under the mask expanded and shrank rapidly, as if intense pleasure was playing out inside his body.
"No, you..." Su Mingan was confused.
...Play him, right? No matter if it's funny or not, Cassadia laughed first, and then paid the price for failure.
“Hahahaha — hahahahahaha —!” The laughter continued incessantly. It was obvious that Casadia was really happy. He waved his colorful limbs, and starlight swirled and flickered at a high frequency: “Really, really funny… Your jokes, hum hum ah ah ah —”
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