"Hey, it looks like there are a lot of contestants in the audience here to peek at the screen."
"This match is definitely worth watching. Everyone's quality is good."
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Peony and Luju have returned to the camp, put down their things, and are rushing to the farthest supply location.
One against two, does Ji Heng have a chance of winning?
While patiently waiting, Li Leilei was not idle. In addition to assembling the drone, she never stopped monitoring the creatures underground.
What’s even more shocking is that she was actually testing the monster hiding underground.
She used the fluctuations of geological instruments to see what frequency the monster was more sensitive to. This test actually helped her find out something.
Because Li Leilei's side is rather boring, the audience rarely pays attention to her, and it is impossible to see clearly what Li Leilei is doing from a bird's eye view.
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"Here I come." Li Shanchun's flying noise was so loud that everyone in Xiangcha noticed him.
"Pants." Fragrant tea.
"It's the red shorts." I angrily scolded the captain because my shorts were red. The team members were unwilling to call me that, so how could I, as the captain, be so embarrassed to say it.
Hu Ping was just as eloquent as the madman on the other side, and boasted: "Dachun, seduce him."
audience:? ? ?
"Seduction", such a niche word.
Li Shanchun: "I'm here."
The standard mecha was holding an umbrella cloth filled with sticky and clumped things.
When the two men faced each other, Li Shanchun directly threw the umbrella cloth over.
A big pile of "poop" spread out and stained my pants red.
It is called poop, but in fact it is a combination of water and mud kneaded together. The red mud is mixed with nutrients. It looks like poop that has just been defecated, which is very disgusting.
Xing Miao and Feng Wansha, who were watching the live broadcast, covered their faces. It was Hu Ping as expected. Even a middle school boy like Li Shanchun turned into a toe-picking man in seconds.
The audience speculated whether Master Li Shanchun had an untidy beard.
I quickly dodged with red in my pants, and the mecha tilted and bounced away.
But in the end, it was no match for the range of Daddy's spread.
There are a lot of poop on the side of the mecha, dotted with stars.
There was red anger rising in my pants, and the mecha was the mecha master's wife.
The "wife" is dirty, what's the difference between this and being cheated on? I can't stand it, I can't stand it. Vegetable farmers are a bunch of shit-makers who specialize in playing with organic fertilizers.
Xiangcha: "Kuacha, don't fight with him, come back first." Unfortunately, this sentence was too late.
There is red in my pants and I am very decisive and beat him.
No one has weapons, but my shorts have red mecha performance, which definitely gives me an advantage.
But Li Shanchun is no pushover after being abused by so many "predecessors".
When Pants was coming towards him, Li Shanchun stopped, flew back immediately, and then jumped behind a big rock. His mecha couldn't beat it, so why couldn't he dodge?
Pants sneered. The detector showed that there was only one living creature behind the rock, so it was useless for Li Shanchun to hide.
He flew up and attacked the ground from mid-air.
As soon as the mecha left the ground, a strong alloy rope was put over from the side and tightened.
The mecha with red in my pants stumbled for a moment before steadying itself.
Where did the rope come from? My pants were red and I quickly struggled to get rid of it.
Wu Feiyang had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and when I tried to break free, he pushed my red pants all over the street.
Li Shanchun took the opportunity to rush forward bravely.
I can’t take care of the fragrant tea and cat grass. Pants are my strongest fighting force. It will be very troublesome if they are gone.
It was a five-man brawl, and it was pretty, uh, ugly.
The audience all had the same expression as the grandpa on the subway looking at his phone. Even the most serious team would become funny when they met the vegetable farmers.
There was red in my pants and I was cursing, and the little cutie Dachun opened and closed his mouth.
"You are so despicable! You vegetable farmers should stop playing dirty and compete openly. You will be like your coach if you train like your players."
"Lululu, come on. I can't beat you, but I can't disgust you to death. I can win, and I just have to win." Li Shanchun was right to hypnotize himself. As long as it was not cheating, he could use any means.
All is fair in war.
Hu Ping, on the other hand, fished in troubled waters, sneaked around a bit and stole the supplies.
Xiangcha and Wu Feiyang and Li Shanchun gradually became angry with each other and fought fiercely.
Li Shanchun's weapon made several holes in their mechas.
His movements were restricted by ropes, and he had no weapons, so he was at a disadvantage and could only untie the ropes.
By the time the pants were ready, the supplies had disappeared, and Hu Ping also joined in the fight.
In the close combat without weapons, Miracle Patch couldn't gain any advantage, and even the red color on my pants was suppressed by Hu Ping.
"Retreat." Xiangcha gritted her teeth and decided to preserve her strength first. Luju and Mudan had already taken back the supplies, so she didn't need this little time.
But Li Shanchun's mind was full of thoughts about catching his opponents, and the three men pursued them relentlessly.
Suddenly, Li Leilei's voice came from the communicator. She shouted to Hu Ping to leave quickly because the monster from the underground was about to come out.
Hu Ping and Wu Feiyang made a sliding tackle, pulling Li Shanchun away, and each of them pulled one side of him and ran backwards at lightning speed.
My pants were red. Seeing this, I wanted to chase him back, but Xiangcha realized something was wrong and stopped him, "Let's go."
The vegetable farmers are clearly in the upper hand, but they choose not to pursue. There is only one reason: there is a danger of force majeure.
Xiangcha's intuition was correct, the ground was shaking.
The thick soil rolled like boiling water, and something seemed to be about to come out from underground.
A super giant beast crawled out from the ground. It looked very much like a Bobbit worm, and its dark white teeth looked particularly ferocious under the light.
"Fuck, fuck." Li Shanchun and I, who were being pulled, had red pants, and we both said the national quintessence in unhappiness.
Instead, he pulled his teammates and ran as fast as possible.
Host: "Hahahaha, a few savages are unhappy with a fight, and a few giant creatures are disrupting the situation. Is this a calculation generated by artificial intelligence?"
Viewer comments: "I am almost dying of laughter. The vegetable farmers are always so funny when they play team battles."
Xing Miao asked Feng Wansha: "What do you think?"
Feng Wansha smiled and said, "What can we say? We are sure to win."
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