Chapter 134
Picking up exotic animals?
What does it mean to pick up exotic animals?
Netizens who came across this live broadcast room were confused.
They clicked into the live broadcast room without knowing what was going on, and saw a lush green scene in the camera.
The dark brown tree trunks, thick and thin, with moisture on them, stretch out endlessly. All you can see is lush green, high mountains and deep ravines.
The four seasons on the planet of God are like spring. Even though the temperature has dropped significantly this year, the temperature drop is still short and it is not the coldest yet. Therefore, there is no sign of withering on the plants in the jungle for the time being.
A slender young girl is walking towards the camera. She is wearing a dark gray Bick Zoo work uniform, and the camera can only capture her back.
Suddenly, she turned around, and a bright and beautiful face instantly appeared in the audience's sight.
【！ ！ ！ ！】
[It’s my wife! ]
[Ahhh, my wife is so beautiful! My wife finally showed her face! ]
[Even though I already knew what my wife looked like, I was still so happy to see her face during the live broadcast!]
The barrage was filled with crazy confessions, but some people were puzzled.
Who is this person? Isn't this the live broadcast room of the garrison troops? Isn't it about the strange beasts?
Not everyone pays attention to animals, so naturally not everyone knows Mu Ling. Some people clicked on the account of the garrisoned army, but found that the style was wrong. The barrage of comments was all calling her "wife", and the girl who appeared on the screen was not wearing a military uniform?
[Back to the previous section, this is the livestream. This person is Director Mu of the Piccolo Zoo. Take a look at the title.]
【I read it, but what does the title mean? 】
Yeah, what does the title mean? Chasing the mountains and picking up exotic animals, huh?
How to pick up exotic beasts?
"Has the show started already?" At this time, a familiar female voice came from the screen, and the audience saw that the young and beautiful female principal was confirming something with a headset.
After a moment, she seemed to have gotten the answer, so she coughed lightly, looked straight at the camera and said, "Hi, everyone. The weather is nice today. Let's go up the mountain to pick up exotic animals together."
[Okay, okay, honey, I'll go wherever you want me to go!]
[What exactly does picking up exotic animals mean? Can't the host explain it? ]
[No, I don't want to watch any entertainment live broadcasts. I only care about whether there is a wave of alien beasts on the God King Planet!]
In the headset, Admiral Mir read the popular comments to Mu Ling at any time.
After hearing this, Mu Ling said, "I don't know if it's a strange beast tide or not, but you can come with me into the mountain to take a look. If you think it counts as a strange beast tide, then it counts. If you don't think it counts, then it doesn't count."
The comments were even more confused by her ambiguous words.
[Alright, I'll see what tricks you guys are up to!]
Seeing that the barrage had been temporarily calmed down, Admiral Mir breathed a sigh of relief. The Federal Bureau, which was also paying attention to the live broadcast, also breathed a sigh of relief.
Sure enough, the decision to drag Director Mu into the pirate ship was the right one, if only it wasn't one-sided scolding!
Perhaps she was not used to showing her face. After saying a few words, Mu Ling turned around and continued to walk forward. As she walked, she introduced: "I am now at the back mountain of the Piccolo Jungle. Friends who are familiar with it should know that the Piccolo Jungle is divided into the front mountain and the back mountain. The front mountain is our Piccolo Zoo, and the back mountain is the primitive jungle in front of us... As we all know, the primitive jungle is rich in exotic beasts. Although the output of exotic beasts in previous years was very small because the garrison troops patrolled the mountains too diligently, this year, we have ushered in a small harvest."
【……】
[Woo woo woo, baby, this is not a good harvest! ]
You admit that there are a lot of strange beasts this year. You admit that this is a strange beast wave!
[Um, regarding the previous comment, I know you're anxious, but don't be anxious. Just listen to her.]
Mu Ling climbed up a small hill and looked ahead with a telescope. After a while, she said in surprise, "Hey, I found something. I found a wild animal!"
[What! A strange beast has been spotted! Run!]
Mu Ling didn't run away. She rushed over, reminding him as she went, "Friendly reminder, because the beasts are ugly, our live broadcast room is set to an 18+ restricted level. This means that children under the age of 18 are not allowed to enter. But if you are over 18 and are also afraid, remember to turn on the 'purification mode' now. It's the green button in the lower right corner of the live broadcast room. Click it and it will blur the screen and block out any inappropriate scenes."
[I'm not afraid, I'm stubborn! ]
[What's so good about blocking exotic beasts? Starman, you've never eaten pork before, but you've seen pigs run. Aren't photos of exotic beasts all over the Star Network?]
[No, is the host planning to fight the beast head-on? Is it that cruel?]
As he spoke, Mu Ling had already reached the grass in front. From a distance, he could see a fallen strange sheep.
Mu Ling ran to the body of the strange sheep. The live camera began to film the strange sheep. Mu Ling said, "It was a mildly infected strange beast. It died within half an hour. The fatal wound was in the throat. It can be seen that it was bitten on the neck by a large beast, killing it in one bite."
"Oh, so the strange beast you saw was a dead one? Tsk, that made me worried for a bit."
[Is the death horrific? The purge has already started, I don't dare to look!]
[It's not scary, there aren't any major wounds, just a bit of redness on the neck. The beast that bit it was very efficient.]
[After shutting down the purification, it is indeed not scary. 】
[I turned it off too...that's it?]
After Mu Ling determined the cause of death of the alien beast, she began to circle around it again, and then analyzed: "For an alien beast like this, if it is alive, the military's recycling price is 500 interstellar coins each. If it is dead, based on weight, this one is probably worth 100 interstellar coins. Yes, dead alien beasts depreciate very quickly, because living ones can be used for experiments, but the cell tissues that can be extracted from dead ones are very limited. However, it is a no-cost business after all, so we would be wasting our money if we don't pick it up."
As Mu Ling spoke, she took out a marker and wrote a big "Mu" on the body of the dead monster. Then she took out a signal gun and fired a shot into the sky.
What is this doing?
"This is a coordinate signal. It's sending a signal to the military's logistics team, telling them there's a dead alien beast here and asking them to come and clean it up. My name is written on it, so the profit from this alien beast will be counted on me. Let's record it now and go to the military headquarters to settle it after we're done."
[Fuck, so this is how you pick up exotic animals? Picking up dead animals and exchanging them for money?]
[But wasn't this beast mauled to death by a war beast? Shouldn't the logistics team have disposed of the body immediately? Why are they leaving it for you to pick up?]
[It’s definitely a script, isn’t it?]
Admiral Mir read this message, and Mu Ling replied helplessly, "For alien beasts killed by active war beasts, the logistics team will deal with them immediately. But for alien beasts killed by retired war beasts, if no one reports them, they will just be left in the open."
Mu Ling sighed, "My Qilins all came here in the middle of the night last night. I was looking for my little friend while picking up some exotic animals to supplement my family income. It's not too much, right?"
【Hahaha, not too much, not too much! 】
[My wife’s aggrieved expression is so cute! ]
So it was the retired beasts of Piccolo Zoo who first discovered the strange beast in the back mountain, and all of them went out in the middle of the night? Oh my god, they're awesome!
[Woohoo, cheer for the babies on the front lines! @God King Star Station Army, you are not allowed to pick up the monsters that our babies have killed. Let my wife pick them up! They are all hers! They are all hers!]
After picking up the first alien beast, Mu Ling continued to move forward and said, "Let me tell you a little trick. When you find a dead alien beast, it means there are probably other dead alien beasts nearby. The war beasts kill the alien beasts along a route, so let's go around here and see if there are any new discoveries."
Mu Ling walked for less than two minutes and, as expected, she saw the corpses of three little alien mice.
【!!! It actually exists!】
My wife is awesome. I've written down some practical tips. I'll definitely use them in my next life, but forget about them in this one.
Mu Ling marked the bodies of the three alien rats and fired a signal gun. At the same time, she analyzed, "An alien rat of this size only costs fifty interstellar coins to recycle. Here are three, which is one hundred and fifty. Let's look ahead."
This time, after walking about two hundred meters, Mu Ling actually discovered two strange pigs.
[It's a wild boar! It's an extremely heavy wild boar! This must be worth a lot of money!]
[It feels like digging for mushrooms and finding Ganoderma! I'm rich, I'm rich!]
Mu Ling was also pleasantly surprised: "Wow, a pig of this weight is worth at least 200 interstellar coins each, and two of them is 400 interstellar coins! We've been on the air for less than ten minutes, and we've already harvested six of these beasts, making a net profit of 650 interstellar coins!"
【What! Only worth four hundred!】
【What! The total charge is only 650?】
[It must have been very hard for the war beasts to kill such a large monster. How can this little money be enough?]
Admiral Mir read out this comment with emphasis, urging Mu Ling to reply quickly.
Mu Ling replied, "Don't think it's too little, everyone. I picked up the fees for recycling the alien beast corpses. The subsidies for our war beasts to eliminate the alien beasts are calculated separately. They are volunteers and receive bonuses, but the exact amount will be calculated later."
[Our babies are not working in vain! ]
[Yes, yes, yes. They've all retired due to nerve damage, and are back on the front lines purely out of love. We really can't treat them badly! They're still sick themselves!]
Mu Ling continued to move forward, but this time when she reached the riverbank, she did not find any strange beasts. However, she found a black leopard lying on a rock to rest on the opposite side of the river.
【!!! Lightning! It's my sweet, dark-skinned girl, Lightning, who's the most well-behaved in the world!】
【Ahhh, Lightning is so handsome, Lightning is looking over here, Lightning is looking at me! 】
Mu Ling lowered her voice and said to the audience: "Lightning has been found. Now I will teach you how to deal with retired volunteer animals if you find them in the wild."
"The first step is to call its name loudly."
Mu Ling took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Lightning!"
The barrage followed and shouted!
Lightning!!!
【lightning----】
【Lightning flash, flash, flash!!】
The black panther on the opposite side had already smelled Mu Ling's scent. It licked its lips and looked at Mu Ling from a distance.
Mu Ling said to the audience, "The second step is to take out food to tempt it."
As she spoke, Mu Ling waved to the assistant anchor Xiang Ge outside the camera. Xiang Bie took out a bag of roast chicken from the car and handed it to her.
As Mu Ling unpacked the bag, she said, "Step three: call it over for dinner."
She yelled over there, "Lightning, come over for breakfast!"
The black panther lay there motionless, with its chin pressed on its front paws, and its long tail swinging behind it.
"Come quickly." Mu Ling put the roasted chicken on the ground, took a food bowl from outside the camera, poured nutrient water into it, and saw that the black panther did not move, so she said to the live broadcast room: "The war beast is wary of us and refuses to come. What should we do? It's very simple. At this time, we just need to say a word."
Mu Ling put her hands on her waist and said angrily: "Come over or not, I'll count to three, one, two..."
The agile black panther immediately jumped off the stone, sniffed this side tentatively, then leaped up, and its slender body gracefully jumped over the wide river bank, then jumped directly to this side of the river, with its tail hanging low, approaching Mu Ling.
【!!! I've learned nothing! 】
[Okay, okay, you don't want to eat soft things, you want to eat hard things, right? ]
[Counting to three really works. Every time my mom counts to two, I behave myself...]
Mu Ling smiled and said, "Look, it's coming."
【Only you can call over! 】
This woman has started brainwashing me again. Every time, she gives me the illusion that I can do it, but it turns out it's all fake, completely fake!
"Come and eat quickly." Mu Ling urged again.
The black panther finally stepped forward, lowered his head, and took a bite of the big roast chicken, eating one third of it on the spot.
Mu Ling continued to tell the audience: "The war beast has started to eat. We can proceed to the fourth step and check its body for any injuries."
Mu Ling said this and directly stroked the head of the black panther that was eating.
[Fuck! You're using your hands to eat it! I'll bite your hands off!]
[…The comments above are as innocent as I was three months ago.]
[Three months ago, me, wow wow wow! Three months later, me, oh.]
"Ah, so you can't touch a retired war beast with dozens of damage points while it's eating? But my wife doesn't know, she always touches it casually."
The newcomer was so shocked by the barrage of comments that he began to question his life. And on the screen, as expected, facing the girl's casual touching, the black S-class fire leopard just tilted its ears back and showed no resistance, and even shook its long, thin tail behind it.
Mu Ling touched Lightning from head to tail and found some scratches on its side. After checking, she found that they were scratches from stones, not bite marks.
Mu Ling was a little unhappy and said with a straight face, "I found the wound. Step five, treat the wound promptly to prevent it from getting infected later."
Mu Ling took out another first aid kit from outside the camera and began to apply medicine to Black Panther.
The area of the scratch was not large. After Black Panther finished his breakfast and applied the medicine, he drank some water, licked his lips, then turned his head and rubbed Mu Ling's palm with his black nose.
After a brief meeting, Lightning was about to leave, but Mu Ling pushed it back and refused to let it go!
Lightning struggled for a few times, then lowered his head and continued to lick Mu Ling's hand, trying to lick Mu Ling's hand away.
Mu Ling said: "Step six, put armor on it."
At this time, Mu Ling took another set of light armor from outside the camera, and then pressed the black panther to put it on. While putting it on, she explained: "This is a resource just sent by the military. They know that the volunteer beasts in our park don't wear armor, so they prepared it specially for them."
After putting on the armor, Black Panther thought he could finally leave this time, and the barrage also thought that Mu Ling would finally let Lightning go this time.
In the end, Mu Ling still didn't let it go. Mu Ling said, "There is one last step. Everyone wait a moment."
After waiting for a while, a hover car drove over from the sky.
The hovercraft slowly descended, and at this moment, the black panther who was struggling in Mu Ling's arms suddenly froze.
The black panther sniffed over there tentatively, then raised its neck high and stared straight at the hovercraft over there, its leopard eyes fixed on it.
The hovercraft finally landed completely, the door opened, and a soldier in combat uniform and half mask walked out.
When the Black Panther saw the soldier, his eyes lit up surprisingly, and he shouted towards that direction: "Roar!"
The soldier walked over quickly.
It was not until he nervously walked in front of Mu Ling that Mu Ling let go of the black panther.
The fierce black panther pounced forward instantly, its powerful body directly throwing itself at the soldier. The tall soldier's fingers trembled as he hugged the black panther tightly, his throat rolling and his voice choked with sobs: "Lightning..."
Mu Ling smiled and said to the audience in the live broadcast room, "The last step is to find a suitable partner for the volunteer beast. Coincidentally, Lightning's former owner, Lieutenant Herman, was also among the fifth batch of reinforcements this morning. So, in the next operation, Lieutenant Herman will have to take care of Lightning."
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