"Ga, ga, ga!" (Why are you guys so slow? Do you know how long I've been waiting here? I saw you on the rooftop over ten minutes ago, and yet you took me all this time to get here? Wasting time is wasting life. You're committing murder, don't you know?!)
"Quack, quack, quack!" (You human, do you know how precious a parrot's time is, especially a parrot as beautiful as me! Wasting even a minute of it is worse than murder and arson!)
Xia Runrun's face was filled with shock. Before she could utter a word, the large green-feathered parrot opposite her was already flapping its wings, shaking off the snow on its body, and walking back and forth in the small carriage, chattering incessantly, "I am the best in the world, and you mortals dare to neglect me!" with an arrogant look.
That look of disgust on its face made it look as if Xia Runrun owed it millions.
Xia Ruanruan: ...
The reason why this parrot has grown so big and has not been beaten to death is really thanks to the fact that no one can understand what it says.
However, from the time she was born till now, in the past eighteen years, Xia Runrun has never experienced the feeling of being rejected by the furry parrot. The little girl opened her big black eyes and looked curiously at the big parrot covered with green feathers.
Xia Ruanruan was not very familiar with the species of parrots. This large parrot covered with green feathers looked much smaller than the mutant crow, but not much different from 666. Therefore, this bird should have been smaller before the virus outbreak and was not a large parrot species.
"Where are you from? How come you suddenly flew into my carriage?" The little girl spoke softly and reached out to touch the big parrot's head.
"Quack!" (Your hand just touched that black crow!)
The green-feathered parrot turned its head away in disgust and looked at 666 with a look full of dissatisfaction.
666 tilted his head in confusion. "Huh?" It was a starling, not a crow. Although 666 was a little confused by this sudden intruder, he wasn't too nervous since it was a bird like him. Instead, he looked at it with curiosity.
"Ga?!" (Where did I come from?!)
The big green-feathered parrot shook its wings. This sentence seemed to have triggered a switch. The big parrot stood up proudly with its neck and chin raised. The whole bird seemed to be walking on the red carpet of the banquet. Even the green feathers on its head became brighter.
"Gaga!" (Since you've asked so sincerely, I'll mercifully tell you! I'm the elegant, noble, and beautiful parrot, Sayuri, Amazon, and parrot from the winter Alps, the Himalayas' Mount Zhumu, and the Hoh Xil Mountains!)
Xia Ruanruan: “……?”
Xia Ruanruan: "..."
No wonder everyone says that parrots are the silly ones in the bird world. It seems to be true. This green-feathered parrot even copied the lines from the cartoon.
The little girl scratched her head, not knowing how to face the uninvited guest who had accidentally broken in front of her. However, Dahei, who was trudging through the wind and snow with the small carriage on his back, suddenly slammed on the brakes, stopped in an instant, turned his head and bared his teeth, and roared at the small carriage on his back.
Just when I was running.
Dahei suddenly smelled a strange smell coming from the car! When running at high speed on the street in the snow and wind, Dahei had been focusing all his attention on the flying Gugu in front of him. He didn't notice that just as he was running, a parrot suddenly jumped out from the roof of the nearby building and quickly rushed into the car.
“Awooo wooo, woof woof!” Get out! Get out now! The bird that just got into the bamboo box, get out now!
The mutant wolfhound's eyes were sharp, and its roar was loud, instantly causing the mutant dogs running alongside Dahei to stop in their tracks. Each of these mutant dogs automatically sniffed out the unfamiliar scent and roared loudly at the small carriage Xia Ruanruan was in. If Xia Ruanruan hadn't been sitting inside the carriage, these mutant dogs would have bared their teeth and rushed forward, chewing up the annoying carriage, dragging the green-feathered bird out, stomping on it, and plucking all its feathers.
"Woof woof woof!" Stop, stop, stop quickly!
"Woof woof woof!" Hey guys! There's a flat-haired beast out here that actually dared to attack the cub. It's simply so bold! Damn stinky bird, get out of here!
"Awooo!" Brothers, quickly surround this small carriage and wait for that flat-haired beast to show up, then we'll bite it to death!
A large group of mutant dogs roared excitedly, their grinning and fangs bared, almost scaring the other survivors around them to death.
"Woof woof woof?! Gah! Woof woof woof!" (What are you yelling about?! It's an honor for you to come here and take a ride! Do you think everyone has the face to treat me? Gah!)
The mutant dogs roared angrily, and the green-feathered parrot was even angrier than them. It flapped its two little wings, arrogantly stuck its head out of the window, and barked at the mutant dogs.
It's not uncommon for parrots to imitate the barking of cats and dogs or speak human language, but it's rare to see a parrot with such an arrogant and domineering attitude, not even afraid of a mutant dog that is hundreds of times larger than itself, and with such a standard barking voice.
Especially when Xia Runrun was able to understand the meaning of the parrot's words, her eyes widened and her face was full of shock!
Xia Ruanruan: “!!!”
She had never expected that the parrot in front of her could actually speak dog language. The dog language this parrot spoke was real dog language, the kind that both she and the dog could understand, not the plastic cat language that Xiaobai spoke, which even she and the cat could not understand.
Xia Ruanruan (shocked jpg): It turns out that this silly bird can only speak a foreign language!
The arrogant face of the green-feathered parrot and its provocative words instantly became like drops of water spilled into a hot oil pan, boiling up.
The mutant dogs were snarling and snarling, their sharp teeth and angry barks almost turning the world upside down! The survivors sitting on the mutant dogs covered their ears and almost died on the spot.
"What's wrong? What's wrong? What's going on? I just heard a dog barking, how did it suddenly become like this?"
"Why are all the mutant dogs pointing in the direction of Miss Xia? Did something happen there?"
Yang Fan and the others were all sitting on the backs of mutant dogs. The strong wind and snow had already caused them to squint their eyes while walking. In addition, the mutant dogs were tall and their bodies almost blocked most of their vision. No one in the group noticed that a mutant parrot suddenly fell from the sky, like a green meteor, and plunged into the small carriage.
The mutant dog riot caused Old Man Yan, who was walking in the front in the wind and snow, to turn around with Gugu.
The group of people were quite dumbfounded when they saw the green parrot with its head sticking out of the small car window and barking.
Green-feathered parrot: "Quack! Woof woof woof woof, woof woof woof woof!"
Mutant Dog No. 1: "Woof woof woof woof!"
Green-feathered parrot: "Woof woof woof, woof! Woof woof woof!"
Mutant Dog No. 2: "Ahhhhhhh!"
Green-feathered parrot: "Awoooooooooooooooooooo! Gah!"
Xia Ruanruan: "..."
Everyone: “…”
Being stared at by dozens of huge dog eyes that glowed with green fluorescence, the green-feathered parrot, which was hundreds of times smaller than the mutant dogs, was not afraid at all. It was even aggressive, with an attitude of being the best in the world and you guys are all trash!
Xia Ruanruan: "..."
The fact that it has grown so big and hasn’t been killed is really thanks to the fact that this little thing has two wings.
Seeing the quarrel continue like this was really not a good thing. Although Xia Ruanruan didn't know why the big green parrot in front of her didn't act like other small animals and acted like it saw its own cub when it saw her, but since the parrot couldn't get along well with the mutant dogs, and she didn't intend to waste any more time in this wilderness, the little girl took two steps forward, patted the big green parrot's wings, and coughed dryly: "Ahem, beautiful parrot, Sayuri Amazon, can you please pause for a moment?"
"Gaga?"
The big green-haired parrot retracted its head and tilted its head to look at Xia Runrun, but its eyes were full of disgust, saying, "I haven't finished arguing with those stupid dogs yet. If you have something to say, say it quickly. If you have to fart, fart quickly."
"Thank you for your interest in me, but I'm a rather dull person. Have you considered looking after someone else?" Xia Ruanruan blinked twice, her voice soft but remarkably firm. "You're so lively and beautiful. Although there's no circus now, I think you could apply for a job at another shelter. I'm sure there will be others who would welcome you."
Green-feathered parrot: “……???”
Green-feathered parrot: “!!!!”
The little girl spoke politely, but the green-feathered parrot's pupils suddenly shrank, and its small black eyes were full of disbelief.
What lively and beautiful? This person is clearly saying that it is annoying and clown-like, and is only suitable for the circus!
"Quack! Quack! Quack!" (How can you say that to me! How am I annoying, clown-like, or fit for the circus?!)
The green-feathered parrot was so angry that it didn't even care about the mutant dogs outside the carriage, and just barked at Xia Ruanruan.
Xia Ruanruan touched her nose. She hadn't expected this parrot to be so clever. She blinked, refusing to acknowledge the accusation, and even feigned innocence, saying, "Dahei and the others are heading to the Longquan base in the neighboring province. It's a good four or five hundred kilometers from Xingyue City. I'm worried you might not be able to acclimate to the climate there."
The green parrot blinked, and blinked again.
It never thought that a bird this cute, this beautiful, this graceful bird, that could even speak eight foreign languages, would one day be turned away. When it was in the zoo, those humans treated it so preciously! It was still a baby, so why could humans in front of it be so heartless, unreasonable, and unreasonable?
Green-feathered parrot: "It's so cold today, I want to use my feathers to warm your feet."
The green-feathered parrot looked so pitiful that it even had to use its professional foreign language skills.
A good bird will not suffer a loss in front of it. The green-feathered parrot has a lot of calculations in its mind. It has pretended to be so pitiful. Will the human in front of it refuse it?
Xia Runrun shook her head and refused silently. She didn't take the green-feathered parrot's trick seriously.
The green parrot rubbed its cheek with its wings, its voice aggrieved and pitiful. "Alas, these days I see birds freezing to death in the wild every day. Yesterday, a white parrot froze to death while flying. With a 'Gah!', it fell from the sky and broke into pieces, blood splattering on the spot... But don't be afraid, even if I freeze to death in the wild tomorrow, I will find another place and won't let you see my miserable appearance before I die... Ying~!"
Seeing Xia Runruan sitting there motionless, with even the cold expression on her face not changing at all, the green-feathered parrot gritted its teeth, turned around and walked towards the small car window when it came in. It looked back every two steps, and kept looking at Xia Runruan with its pitiful eyes, looking sad and reluctant to leave.
Xia Ruanruan: "..."
Xia Ruanruan was stared at by the green-feathered parrot with such resentful eyes that she almost got goose bumps on her arms.
Green-feathered parrot: "Boo-boo-boo~ If I freeze to death tomorrow before I find another place, and my body becomes stiff, don't blame me. I... I didn't mean to scare you, boo-boo~"
Xia Ruanruan: "..."
This, this look and tone...why do I feel it's quite creepy...
Green-feathered parrot: “Ming-ming-ming~~”
The carriage was small, only one meter wide, but the green-feathered parrot walked for two minutes and still didn't reach the small window.
It wasn't until he realized the girl in front of him was truly indifferent that the green parrot finally lost its composure, its wings and tail drooping. It was all because of those people at the zoo who always claimed it was the most precious bird in the entire zoo and that no one could refuse it. But the reality was nothing like they said. This bird, who knew eight foreign languages, was completely useless! Ugh!
Lack of information kills the bird.
"Ha! Since you want to go to Longquan Survival Base, then don't take this road. Turn directly to the south road... The Xingyue Bridge here collapsed three months ago..." Knowing that he was about to be kicked out of the carriage, the green-feathered parrot didn't even have the strength to speak.
Instead, Xia Runrun was slightly stunned. She didn't expect that although this green-feathered parrot had a bad temper, it had a good heart. Before leaving, it actually talked to her about the road section.
It is more than ten kilometers from here to the Crescent Bridge. If you go back and forth, it will probably take half a day.
Looking at the pitiful and dejected appearance of the green-feathered parrot, Xia Ruanruan blinked twice, and finally sighed helplessly in her heart. She walked forward and touched the green-feathered parrot's furry head, which was still covered with a few snowflakes. "Since you want to stay, then stay... But in the future, don't quarrel with other mutant dogs anymore. We are all good friends~~"
Green-feathered parrot: "Really?!"
Doesn't it need to leave?! That's great, it's so cold out here!
Yang Fan: "...cough cough cough!"
Yang Fan, who had just followed Maomao and finally squeezed into the group of dogs and approached the small carriage, suddenly heard the parrot speaking human language and was almost scared.
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