What happened?
Qin Yi then saw the large group of children running towards her.
On one side was Tiger, who led the way, followed by a dozen or so mischievous and clever-looking henchmen.
On the other side was Zhang Ke'ai, who was wearing a pink headband and walking briskly but still had a graceful figure. Behind her were more than a dozen girls with the same headband but different colors.
The two arrived in front of Qin Yi almost at the same time.
Tiger: "Sister, we want seventeen bowls of sweet rice balls in syrup."
Zhang Ke'ai: "Beautiful sister, we want twenty bowls of sweet soup."
After hearing the numbers, Qin Yi immediately lowered her head and began counting the items in the cabinet.
There are only 30 bowls left. How should we divide them?
With an embarrassed smile, Qin Yi said, "Dear handsome and beautiful classmates, I only have 30 bowls of sweet soup left. Is there anyone who would like to give up a few bowls?"
"We were here first! We won't give up Seventeen Bowls!"
"Why should we?! We arrived at the same time! Twenty bowls and you won't back down!"
Tiger spoke up at this moment: "Sister Zhang, why do I always run into your Barbie Group whenever I come across something good? Last time, you bought out all the colorful yo-yos, and the shop owner still hasn't restocked them."
"Hehe~~" Zhang Ke'ai put her hands on her hips and chuckled lightly, "Tiger Brother, the yo-yos last time had Barbie's latest fashion on them, how could we possibly give them to you! Don't forget, you guys swept up all the blueberry-scented limited edition correction tape before, those were limited editions, you can't buy them anymore!"
Tiger raised an eyebrow and smoothed his shiny bangs: "So what? No boy would give up his limited edition Ultraman to a girl. He's our light!"
At this moment, Yumi, acting on her professional instincts as a reporter, took out her camera and started recording.
Cheng Yingtao was happily eating and watching a bowl of sweet rice balls, her face full of excitement. She secretly wished for a fight to break out!
Qin Yi is the only one who can't be a bystander.
These children are arguing over her sweet soup.
She needs to think of a solution.
Qin Yi glanced at Zhang Ke'ai's Barbie team on the left and nodded silently; then she glanced at Tiger Brother's henchmen on the right and tapped her forehead.
At this critical moment when tensions were running high between the two sides, a solution came to mind!
"Ahem! Listen to me, students." Qin Yi spoke like a teacher, patiently instructing her students.
“I just counted the heads. There are 12 people on the left and 13 on the right.”
"That means my sweet soup can at least guarantee that everyone gets a bowl. I know the extra orders are because you love my food so much that some of you want to have double portions."
Several children in the crowd nodded vigorously.
"But! My sister didn't have enough stock today. I've thought of a solution. How about you two take turns asking questions, and whoever answers correctly gets a bowl, and the other person gets a bowl if they answer incorrectly? What do you say?"
Tiger tilted his head: "We're perfectly fine! What about you guys?"
Zhang Ke'ai straightened her shoulders and retorted in an arrogant tone, "Who's afraid of who!"
"This topic can range from ancient poems, couplets, and song lyrics to tongue twisters and brain teasers. Let's treat it as an after-school game. And let's make it clear that you can't cry if you lose."
"To be fair, I and these two older sisters will be the judges. The one who gets two out of three votes wins."
Upon hearing this, Cheng Yingtao and Youmi quickly stood next to Qin Yi.
"You two play rock-paper-scissors, there are seven questions in total, the winner goes first."
Zhang Ke'ai first said, "Let's have a couplet, Tiger Brother, listen up! The thief steals things."
Tiger: "Kids, think quickly, think quickly."
Qin Yi: "Ten, nine, eight, seven..."
A child whispered something in Tiger's ear, and Tiger looked troubled after hearing it.
Qin Yi: "Three, two, if the other side can't answer, they win."
Tiger covered his face with his hands and squeezed out a few words through his teeth: "I'll shove the poop into my mouth."
Hahahaha!
Everyone burst into laughter.
Then they all turned their gazes toward the referee.
Cheng Yingtao laughed so hard she almost fell over, while Youmi's hand holding the camera trembled uncontrollably.
Both of them cast their votes for Zhang Ke'ai's Barbie group.
Qin Yi gave Tiger a sympathy vote, "One point for the left side, next question."
Tiger looked like he was about to get revenge: "Listen to me, I'm not from the North or South."
"That's so simple?" Zhang Ke'ai said doubtfully, "I..."
Suddenly realizing what he'd just said, "Go to hell! You're a scoundrel!"
The referee cast all three votes in favor of Zhang Ke'ai.
Tiger touched his nose: "Just kidding~~ Okay, I'll have fun."
It was Zhang Ke'ai's turn again, and the Barbie think tank whispered something in her ear.
"Tiger brother! This time it's a proverb: The little panda orders takeout!"
The children on the right shouted in unison, "The bamboo shoots have arrived! Hahaha! The news has spread throughout our class!"
I cast all three votes for Tiger.
Tiger: "Are you going easy on me? No need for that. I'm going to win by my own strength."
"I'll also use a proverb: Wu Zetian's husband died." After saying that, Tiger crossed his arms and swayed his body slightly smugly.
Zhang Ke'ai was also somewhat hesitant this time.
Qin Yi: "Ten, nine, eight..."
Zhang Ke'ai: "Unify the whole country?"
Tiger: "Haha! No, I mean, I've lost my mind!"
"You...you're penalizing me for using such a pun!"
The three judges shook their heads and cast all three votes for Tiger.
Cheng Yingtao: "I love puns."
Yumi: "I love it!"
Zhang Ke'ai: "Okay! You want to play with puns, huh? I'll do one! Su Shi closed his doors to visitors for a period of time, refusing to see any friends. Do you know why?"
Tiger thought about it carefully: "Because he wants to study Dongpo pork and become Mr. Dongpo."
Zhang's cute and delicate face broke into a wicked smile: "Hehe! No, wait!"
Tiger: "What's that?"
Zhang Ke'ai: "Because he's leaving the Su Shi circle!"
...
The referees were speechless, but still gave the vote to Zhang Ke'ai's side.
Qin Yi: "Now the left side has three points and the right side has two points. These are the last two questions, so everyone should do their best."
The kids on Tiger's side started to get anxious, and everyone huddled together in a circle, heads bowed, to discuss the matter.
After some discussion, Tiger confidently stepped forward and said, "This is a riddle, listen carefully!"
Tiger: "One day, an orange bumped into a mushroom. The mushroom angrily said, 'Go to hell!' and the orange really died. Why is that?"
Barbie's think tank also gathered together for a heated discussion, and in the end they chose an answer that everyone thought was more reasonable.
Zhang Ke'ai: "Because mushrooms and oranges are poisonous when eaten together, they collided and both died."
Hahahaha!
Tiger Brother's henchmen burst into howls of laughter.
Tiger laughed and said, "Sister Zhang! Because the bacteria want Orange to die, Orange has no choice but to die! Haha!"
The three judges voted for Tiger.
Zhang Ke'ai Barbie Group stood with her hands on her hips, huffing and puffing, "What's so great about that!"
"For the last question, give those straight men something they won't understand at all!" a little girl whispered in Zhang Ke'ai's ear.
Zhang Ke'ai: "The key point of this couplet test is emotion. Listen carefully, even bitter fruit is still fruit!"
The henchmen looked on with confusion.
Tiger didn't understand this profound fickleness of love and hate either, and answered directly with his straight-man thinking: "A melon is still a melon!"
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