“Praise be to the great God of Deception, your favor is the greatest reward for me, and your devout believer dares not have any other thoughts.”
Longjing, being a clever little devil, seized the opportunity and delivered a big, satisfying slap.
He thought to himself, "With my piety, the reward I receive for this pilgrimage will surely scare me to death!"
However, the God of Joy was not one to be easily fooled by false piety. He chuckled and nodded, saying:
"Very well, then you may leave."
"??????"
Longjing's face fell instantly.
This isn't right, my lord! The victor's script isn't written this way, nor is the pious script's script!
Why did you step down?
Shouldn't you be moved by my piety and bestow something upon me?
Your bluntness and decisiveness make me look like a clown!
Longjing grew anxious. He didn't move, but lowered his head slightly and raised his eyes to ask, "Um... my lord, is the audience session really over just like that?"
The starry eyes blinked twice: "Otherwise what?"
"But there are still people who haven't come yet, the magician, the clown, they are all your followers, but they haven't stepped onto this stage yet."
"Are you thinking of them?" His eyes seemed to be smiling but not smiling.
"Uh... no." Sensing that his benefactor's tone was a bit strange, Longjing quickly changed his tune, "I'm thinking about how to help you punish these blasphemers. They don't even come to the audience, which shows that they have strayed far from piety."
Starry Eyes chuckled twice, his eyes squinting as he said, "So, are you belittling their piety or praising your own?"
Longjing didn't want to bring himself along, but he was afraid that Lezishen would take the opportunity to dismiss him, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and say:
"Yes, we have both."
“Okay, I understand. When they come to see me next time, I will punish them and tell them that you are the true example of piety.”
"???"
No, what is that?
Lezi, are you trying to kill me?!
The people of Longjing were stunned. If those two swindlers knew, how could they not guess what had happened?
It's hard enough to survive among the clowns, my benefactor, please have mercy and go find the real clown!
Longjing's face twitched, and he lowered his head, neither speaking nor leaving the scene, clearly waiting for a "reward".
Those starry eyes hung high in the sky, staring at Longjing, neither speaking nor leaving, clearly indicating that there was no reward.
The man and the god remained locked in a stalemate, like a pair of clowns.
Meanwhile, the other clown who orchestrated this scene was hiding behind the scenes, desperately trying to suppress his laughter.
No wonder the God of Laughter always likes to tease clowns; clowns are indeed funny.
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